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Post by felonious on Aug 18, 2018 5:49:23 GMT
Disabled from the oatcake? Are you gingerstokie reinvented? What gave that away?! Come on Northy, keep up That's a big ask
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Post by samba :) on Aug 18, 2018 10:35:44 GMT
What gave that away?! Come on Northy, keep up That's a big ask especially when he's running
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Post by felonious on Aug 18, 2018 10:40:52 GMT
That's a big ask especially when he's running I'm saying nothing I should be running with him in a couple of months time however I think it's more likely I'll be on tea duty
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Post by samba :) on Aug 18, 2018 10:49:15 GMT
especially when he's running I'm saying nothing I should be running with him in a couple of months you'll be able to tell us all what the back of his shirt looks like then
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Post by felonious on Aug 18, 2018 10:51:00 GMT
I'm saying nothing I should be running with him in a couple of months you'll be able to tell us all what the back of his shirt looks like then I'll be in the kitchen with Mrs Northy
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Post by samba :) on Aug 19, 2018 20:13:31 GMT
can you go to work please ginge
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2018 6:24:58 GMT
can you go to work please ginge Just got off a shift but fuck all happened tonight working 5 days in a row from Wednesday
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2018 14:15:40 GMT
Had an interesting night, a guy comes to me and asks me if I have ever had my appendix removed and I'm like no I haven't sorry mate, he then proceeds to tell me that he's got a tingling feeling in his side rather than a pain in his chest which he used to have and he asks me if that is normal? I was just sitting there like mate I've just said I've never had them removed so how I would I know?
Then he says to me do I think that's normal? As if I am some webMD or something that just knows the symptoms and possibilities available to him. He then asks me if he should call an ambulance and I'm like well are you in pain? and he says no just every now and then and it tingles so I'm like well if you're not in pain maybe best not to call the ambulance but I'm not sure, upto you mate.
He nods at me and walks back to his room then about an hour later two paramedics show up and go to his room and he comes back down with them, hands me his key and goes out the door with them. I thought that was the end of it but he shows back up about 6am wanting the key to his room and tells me apparently they said to him he has the heart of a 60 year old in a 21 year old's body. Fun times!
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Post by Widget123 on Aug 25, 2018 12:53:09 GMT
This is arguably my favourite thread on the oatcake at the moment, especially given that the football is so depressing! Keep it up! I'm enjoying the Hunter S. Thompson style stream of consciousness narration. There could be a book in this somewhere!
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Post by bathstoke on Aug 25, 2018 16:55:50 GMT
he then proceeds to tell me that he's got a tingling feeling in his side rather than a pain in his chest which he used to have and he asks me if that is normal? I was just sitting there like mate I've just said I've never had them removed so how I would I know? Then he says to me do I think that's normal? There’s nothing normal about your place!
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Post by unaduna on Aug 25, 2018 20:13:08 GMT
Yup, this is the most enjoyable thing about SCFC at the moment.
If only more people had an opinion on hair dye.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2018 16:01:59 GMT
So it's been rather dead to be honest the past two weeks but on Wednesday morning we had a chap escorted out of the hotel by the police, four of them to be exact. He was in handcuffs and all that, I'd opened the door at 6am as I do and went for a piss and he'd come in and started harassing a guest on the 2nd floor apparently the guy was her ex-boyfriend, council guest as you'd expect! He's supposedly in prison now so she's off on her jollies getting pissed feeling free. Then on Thursday morning about 2am, another council guest just casually had an epileptic seizure on the steps outside while he was having a fag, so that was a nice experience. Had to escort him upstairs in case he went back into one and came tumbling down! On top of that, I also had a 50-60 year old guest ask to stroke my beard and said I'm brilliant at my job and I make people feel comfortable etc. so, interesting week so far. Two shifts to go.
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Post by rickyfullerbeer on Aug 31, 2018 16:50:07 GMT
I read chap scored as 'cheap escort'
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Post by unaduna on Aug 31, 2018 16:58:41 GMT
Ginger, do you have any links to Penkhull?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2018 18:28:36 GMT
Ginger, do you have any links to Penkhull? No, why?
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 1, 2018 10:43:09 GMT
So it's been rather dead to be honest the past two weeks but on Wednesday morning we had a chap escorted out of the hotel by the police, four of them to be exact. He was in handcuffs and all that, I'd opened the door at 6am as I do and went for a piss and he'd come in and started harassing a guest on the 2nd floor apparently the guy was her ex-boyfriend, council guest as you'd expect! He's supposedly in prison now so she's off on her jollies getting pissed feeling free. Then on Thursday morning about 2am, another council guest just casually had an epileptic seizure on the steps outside while he was having a fag, so that was a nice experience. Had to escort him upstairs in case he went back into one and came tumbling down! On top of that, I also had a 50-60 year old guest ask to stroke my beard and said I'm brilliant at my job and I make people feel comfortable etc. so, interesting week so far. Two shifts to go. Good work on the use of seizure rather than fit. You got a beard. Have you got a plad shirt, a dangly key chain, drink craft beer & eat street food...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2018 19:34:42 GMT
So it's been rather dead to be honest the past two weeks but on Wednesday morning we had a chap escorted out of the hotel by the police, four of them to be exact. He was in handcuffs and all that, I'd opened the door at 6am as I do and went for a piss and he'd come in and started harassing a guest on the 2nd floor apparently the guy was her ex-boyfriend, council guest as you'd expect! He's supposedly in prison now so she's off on her jollies getting pissed feeling free. Then on Thursday morning about 2am, another council guest just casually had an epileptic seizure on the steps outside while he was having a fag, so that was a nice experience. Had to escort him upstairs in case he went back into one and came tumbling down! On top of that, I also had a 50-60 year old guest ask to stroke my beard and said I'm brilliant at my job and I make people feel comfortable etc. so, interesting week so far. Two shifts to go. Good work on the use of seizure rather than fit. You got a beard. Have you got a plad shirt, a dangly key chain, drink craft beer & eat street food... Haha I have none of that, I'm more of a dry cider drinker however I'll eat anything you put in front of me generally so street food could be a possibility
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2018 23:57:34 GMT
Well, an interesting turn of events here at Hotel Hell. That guy who got arrested the other day, I've had to make a statement to the police, constable came around and went through a full brief with me and took a statement spent about 30-40 min talking to the guy, looking likely that I'll end up in court testifying and behind those screen doors so the psychotic ex can't see me. This is what my life has become now.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Sept 2, 2018 6:43:32 GMT
Well, an interesting turn of events here at Hotel Hell. That guy who got arrested the other day, I've had to make a statement to the police, constable came around and went through a full brief with me and took a statement spent about 30-40 min talking to the guy, looking likely that I'll end up in court testifying and behind those screen doors so the psychotic ex can't see me. This is what my life has become now. Hopefully your statement alone will be enough for the authorities and you'll be able to continue the sterling work at the Dorchester of North Staffordshire. Keep up the good work.
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 2, 2018 7:30:59 GMT
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Post by thevoid on Sept 2, 2018 8:24:39 GMT
So it's been rather dead to be honest the past two weeks but on Wednesday morning we had a chap escorted out of the hotel by the police, four of them to be exact. He was in handcuffs and all that, I'd opened the door at 6am as I do and went for a piss and he'd come in and started harassing a guest on the 2nd floor apparently the guy was her ex-boyfriend, council guest as you'd expect! He's supposedly in prison now so she's off on her jollies getting pissed feeling free. Then on Thursday morning about 2am, another council guest just casually had an epileptic seizure on the steps outside while he was having a fag, so that was a nice experience. Had to escort him upstairs in case he went back into one and came tumbling down! On top of that, I also had a 50-60 year old guest ask to stroke my beard and said I'm brilliant at my job and I make people feel comfortable etc. so, interesting week so far. Two shifts to go. Good work on the use of seizure rather than fit. You got a beard. Have you got a plad shirt, a dangly key chain, drink craft beer & eat street food... That takes balls, commiting to a ginger beard.
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 2, 2018 8:30:54 GMT
Good work on the use of seizure rather than fit. You got a beard. Have you got a plad shirt, a dangly key chain, drink craft beer & eat street food... That takes balls, commiting to a ginger beard. Do you think he shaves these balls!?!
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Post by thevoid on Sept 2, 2018 8:46:21 GMT
That takes balls, commiting to a ginger beard. Do you think he shaves these balls!?! I assume every bloke does a bit of 'pruning' down below, especially with the summer we've had 😎
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 2, 2018 9:12:12 GMT
Do you think he shaves these balls!?! I assume every bloke does a bit of 'pruning' down below, especially with the summer we've had 😎 Well this is taking an interesting segue. You assume wrong Void. I haven't done any pruning since I was 12 & I won't be doing that again. Itches like £@#&!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2018 17:14:30 GMT
Good work on the use of seizure rather than fit. You got a beard. Have you got a plad shirt, a dangly key chain, drink craft beer & eat street food... That takes balls, commiting to a ginger beard.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Sept 2, 2018 18:24:43 GMT
That takes balls, commiting to a ginger beard. Impressive!!.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2018 19:54:47 GMT
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 3, 2018 11:35:18 GMT
I ♥️ a ginger triangle as much as NorthyXx
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2018 22:00:17 GMT
I ♥️ a ginger triangle as much as NorthyXx Hahaha, back in work tomorrow night. Wonder what's in store...
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Post by chuffedstokie on Sept 3, 2018 22:16:08 GMT
I ♥️ a ginger triangle as much as NorthyXx Hahaha, back in work tomorrow night. Wonder what's in store... Suspect you'll be rolling out the red carpet for some well heeled celebrity.
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