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Post by OldStokie on Jul 10, 2018 10:03:28 GMT
I thought the whole shebang was brilliant... and typical. The folks from Leek are the best. I worked with a gang of them in the 60's when we were doing some major work for G Percy Trentham's on the Tittesworth reservoir. I was driving a JCB and we were putting in some drainage pipework. We had to stop one particular job because we needed a special junction and it had to be ordered. Three weeks later it arrived and a lad everybody called Winko (he really was of the six finger Leek variety) was carrying the pipe across the site when his mate went up to him with a gun (it was an athletics starter pistol) and fired it at him. The daft bugger was so scared he dropped the pipe and it smashed. So we had to wait another three weeks for a replacement. I had my first proper shag when I was 17 with a wench from Leek. Us Meir lads had gone up there for a drink and we met this bird in the pub. She was a proper nympho. Anyway, she took us out the back and all three of us shagged her. Then we went back in the pub and she drank us under the table. On the way home we slept in one of Beresford's double deckers because we were so pissed. Love the folks from Leek. Happy memories of Leek folks. OS. My nan has just read this, she says hi fella...... OS.
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Post by maninasuitcase on Jul 10, 2018 10:09:12 GMT
Why spoil a decent thread by being an arse? Just leave it. Why change the habit of a lifetime? The blokes a cock. And staffordstokies mate if I remember right, says it all. You do realise this thread has moved on from my comment. If you feel the need to call me names, pm me and we can have a good old slanging match or if you know me then tell me to my face and I'm sure we can air our views in a civil manner, but it and I have moved on, so let these people have their thread in peace.
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Jul 10, 2018 12:29:39 GMT
I had my first proper shag when I was 17 with a wench from Leek. Us Meir lads had gone up there for a drink and we met this bird in the pub. She was a proper nympho. Anyway, she took us out the back and all three of us shagged her. Then we went back in the pub and she drank us under the table. On the way home we slept in one of Beresford's double deckers because we were so pissed. Love the folks from Leek. Happy memories of Leek folks. OS. 1st 2nd or 3rd?
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Post by JurgenVandeurzen on Jul 10, 2018 12:37:36 GMT
Imagine if we won the bloody thing! Fair play.
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Post by shrewspotter on Jul 10, 2018 12:54:29 GMT
I thought the whole shebang was brilliant... and typical. The folks from Leek are the best. I worked with a gang of them in the 60's when we were doing some major work for G Percy Trentham's on the Tittesworth reservoir. I was driving a JCB and we were putting in some drainage pipework. We had to stop one particular job because we needed a special junction and it had to be ordered. Three weeks later it arrived and a lad everybody called Winko (he really was of the six finger Leek variety) was carrying the pipe across the site when his mate went up to him with a gun (it was an athletics starter pistol) and fired it at him. The daft bugger was so scared he dropped the pipe and it smashed. So we had to wait another three weeks for a replacement. I had my first proper shag when I was 17 with a wench from Leek. Us Meir lads had gone up there for a drink and we met this bird in the pub. She was a proper nympho. Anyway, she took us out the back and all three of us shagged her. Then we went back in the pub and she drank us under the table. On the way home we slept in one of Beresford's double deckers because we were so pissed. Love the folks from Leek. Happy memories of Leek folks. OS. Haha, brilliant, love the proper shag story, very funny
Also thought the video was great
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2018 13:15:17 GMT
Being from Leek i object to being labelled inbred. Everyone knows it actually the Cheddleton folk.
The whole video was a spontaneous throwaway comment after the game about doing this, and within a short time it seems half the town ended up being there.
Nothing more than a community having a bit of a piss up on a hot summer day making the most of the world cup feelgood factor. It then went viral, absolutely through no effort of the folk who did it at all.
As mentioned earlier... Show up in good spirit, being friendly and respectful and you have a great time.
Moved away from Leek over 12 years ago and though I'd probably never return, I'm immensely proud of my roots
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2018 16:02:48 GMT
Sadly, a large screen in the Cultural Quarter is just a recipe for disaster. England win, everyone goes home happy. England lose and the knuckle-draggers ensure that Hanley gets smashed up. Not a great deal of cost to host it, but from a Risk/Reward perspective, just doesn’t make sense, sadly. I'm not sure, I still think it'd attract the majority of the 'right' sort of people. Like those who trashed the ambulance in London or the bus stop in Nottingham causing them to cancel their semi-final event?
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Post by Kjones9 on Jul 10, 2018 16:14:23 GMT
Why change the habit of a lifetime? The blokes a cock. And staffordstokies mate if I remember right, says it all. You do realise this thread has moved on from my comment. If you feel the need to call me names, pm me and we can have a good old slanging match or if you know me then tell me to my face and I'm sure we can air our views in a civil manner, but it and I have moved on, so let these people have their thread in peace. Just a throw away comment of my opinion. As you were.
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Post by bmstoke on Jul 10, 2018 18:46:42 GMT
I do live with it,I think it's funny but others take offense. I'll be down there tomorrow,market day. Wear a pair of these so as not to provoke suspicion from the locals. I was wondering where I’d lost that.
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Jul 10, 2018 18:53:39 GMT
I thought the whole shebang was brilliant... and typical. The folks from Leek are the best. I worked with a gang of them in the 60's when we were doing some major work for G Percy Trentham's on the Tittesworth reservoir. I was driving a JCB and we were putting in some drainage pipework. We had to stop one particular job because we needed a special junction and it had to be ordered. Three weeks later it arrived and a lad everybody called Winko (he really was of the six finger Leek variety) was carrying the pipe across the site when his mate went up to him with a gun (it was an athletics starter pistol) and fired it at him. The daft bugger was so scared he dropped the pipe and it smashed. So we had to wait another three weeks for a replacement. I had my first proper shag when I was 17 with a wench from Leek. Us Meir lads had gone up there for a drink and we met this bird in the pub. She was a proper nympho. Anyway, she took us out the back and all three of us shagged her. Then we went back in the pub and she drank us under the table. On the way home we slept in one of Beresford's double deckers because we were so pissed. Love the folks from Leek. Happy memories of Leek folks. OS. Haha, brilliant, love the proper shag story, very funny
Also thought the video was great
There's a video of Old Stokie shagging? Get it posted.
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Jul 10, 2018 18:55:05 GMT
I had my first proper shag when I was 17 with a wench from Leek. Us Meir lads had gone up there for a drink and we met this bird in the pub. She was a proper nympho. Anyway, she took us out the back and all three of us shagged her. Then we went back in the pub and she drank us under the table. On the way home we slept in one of Beresford's double deckers because we were so pissed. Love the folks from Leek. Happy memories of Leek folks. OS. 1st 2nd or 3rd? Sloppy firsts.
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Post by mrred on Jul 11, 2018 9:06:42 GMT
I'm not sure, I still think it'd attract the majority of the 'right' sort of people. Like those who trashed the ambulance in London or the bus stop in Nottingham causing them to cancel their semi-final event? I'm not sure two isolated incidents caused by a few people that skipped evolution should stop somewhere like Stoke from having something on. Somewhere like Trentham would have been ideal.
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Post by OldStokie on Jul 11, 2018 9:52:11 GMT
I had my first proper shag when I was 17 with a wench from Leek. Us Meir lads had gone up there for a drink and we met this bird in the pub. She was a proper nympho. Anyway, she took us out the back and all three of us shagged her. Then we went back in the pub and she drank us under the table. On the way home we slept in one of Beresford's double deckers because we were so pissed. Love the folks from Leek. Happy memories of Leek folks. OS. 1st 2nd or 3rd? Don't be a daft bugger Daftbugger! Us Meir lads followed the boy scouts motto: Be Prepared! We'd all been carrying a pack of three around with us since we were 15, hoping for that 'magic moment'. Anyway, that bird made sure we'd got some frenchies before she let us shag her. (Those Leek birds are not daft!) Whatever, I got to go first because she fancied me most. (I was a handsome bastard in those days ) Then, after she'd fitted the frenchies to make sure they were on right, she went through half a pack of Players No 6 while we were faffing about. She drank black and tans so you can tell what a bugger she was. My next shag was with the Blythe Bridge Bulldog... but that's another story. OS.
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Post by Gods on Jul 11, 2018 11:08:45 GMT
Don't be a daft bugger Daftbugger! Us Meir lads followed the boy scouts motto: Be Prepared! We'd all been carrying a pack of three around with us since we were 15, hoping for that 'magic moment'. Anyway, that bird made sure we'd got some frenchies before she let us shag her. (Those Leek birds are not daft!) Whatever, I got to go first because she fancied me most. (I was a handsome bastard in those days ) Then, after she'd fitted the frenchies to make sure they were on right, she went through half a pack of Players No 6 while we were faffing about. She drank black and tans so you can tell what a bugger she was. My next shag was with the Blythe Bridge Bulldog... but that's another story. OS. I'd like to hear about the 'Blythe Bridge Bulldog' as well please ...?
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Post by borat on Jul 11, 2018 11:18:30 GMT
Anyone who slates that needs to get a life and a sense of humour, it's brilliant.
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Post by OldStokie on Jul 11, 2018 12:18:24 GMT
Don't be a daft bugger Daftbugger! Us Meir lads followed the boy scouts motto: Be Prepared! We'd all been carrying a pack of three around with us since we were 15, hoping for that 'magic moment'. Anyway, that bird made sure we'd got some frenchies before she let us shag her. (Those Leek birds are not daft!) Whatever, I got to go first because she fancied me most. (I was a handsome bastard in those days ) Then, after she'd fitted the frenchies to make sure they were on right, she went through half a pack of Players No 6 while we were faffing about. She drank black and tans so you can tell what a bugger she was. My next shag was with the Blythe Bridge Bulldog... but that's another story. OS. I'd like to hear about the 'Blythe Bridge Bulldog' as well please ...? Sorry Gods, but this is about Leek folk and I don't want to go off topic or young David will ban me for a few days. OS.
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Post by Gods on Jul 11, 2018 12:37:22 GMT
I'd like to hear about the 'Blythe Bridge Bulldog' as well please ...? Sorry Gods, but this is about Leek folk and I don't want to go off topic or young David will ban me for a few days. OS. On reflection probably the right decision, there is a singular ruthlessness about the way this place is run!
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Post by elvislivesinleek on Jul 11, 2018 12:51:18 GMT
Well done to the good folk of Leek.Watching everybody having a bloody good time should in turn encourage everybody to do something daft once in a while. It's also true Leek has a huge STOKE CITY fan base. I'm one of the poor buggers who travels all away matches with Garth.Occasionally I used to put on a minibus for mainly Leek lads.On one of our away days we stopped off at Chesterfield on the way home from Sunderland (Plenty of pubs has Chesterfield) We all ended up in quite a fancy boozer at 10-30ish. I was just about to round up the now well oiled Leek lads when a couple burst into song. Within 5 mins the whole lot were giving everybody this little ditto:
"WERE NOT NORMAL - WERE NOT NORMAL - WERE NOT NORMAL - WE'RE FROM LEEK" "WERE NOT NORMAL - WERE NOT NORMAL - WERE NOT NORMAL - WE'RE FROM LEEK"
So yes the good people from Leek can and do take the piss out of themselves. A good time was had by all and in fairness the bouncers and punters in the boozer enjoyed it with us.A brilliant day out.
Looking forward to seeing many familiar faces at Dirty Leeds on the Sunday 5th August
"COME ON ENGLAND"
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Jul 11, 2018 12:56:26 GMT
Don't be a daft bugger Daftbugger! Us Meir lads followed the boy scouts motto: Be Prepared! We'd all been carrying a pack of three around with us since we were 15, hoping for that 'magic moment'. Anyway, that bird made sure we'd got some frenchies before she let us shag her. (Those Leek birds are not daft!) Whatever, I got to go first because she fancied me most. (I was a handsome bastard in those days ) Then, after she'd fitted the frenchies to make sure they were on right, she went through half a pack of Players No 6 while we were faffing about. She drank black and tans so you can tell what a bugger she was. My next shag was with the Blythe Bridge Bulldog... but that's another story. OS. Since you were 15? So it IS true that Meir lads are late developers, compared to the rest of North Staffordshire's youth?
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Post by BuzzB on Jul 11, 2018 13:55:42 GMT
Don't be a daft bugger Daftbugger! Us Meir lads followed the boy scouts motto: Be Prepared! We'd all been carrying a pack of three around with us since we were 15, hoping for that 'magic moment'. Anyway, that bird made sure we'd got some frenchies before she let us shag her. (Those Leek birds are not daft!) Whatever, I got to go first because she fancied me most. (I was a handsome bastard in those days ) Then, after she'd fitted the frenchies to make sure they were on right, she went through half a pack of Players No 6 while we were faffing about. She drank black and tans so you can tell what a bugger she was. My next shag was with the Blythe Bridge Bulldog... but that's another story. OS. Bet you did old Alice too OS, 🤣, she must have gone through half of Meir and Longton blokes for half of mild and a Parkie drive! God she was rough, glad I was too young 😁 Back to the OP well done all on Leek, top drawer.
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Post by benjaminbiscuit on Jul 11, 2018 21:14:01 GMT
Is there a town wake tomorrow now .?
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Post by Mendicant on Jul 11, 2018 21:42:23 GMT
Is there a town wake tomorrow now .? Yes, for all the victims of sexually transmitted disease by the sounds of it. Have you ever had any up Leek, Benj? I anner.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2018 21:43:50 GMT
Is there a town wake tomorrow now .? To be fair benji we were fucked from the moment you proclaimed it was coming home.....
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Post by benjaminbiscuit on Jul 12, 2018 7:01:09 GMT
Is there a town wake tomorrow now .? To be fair benji we were fucked from the moment you proclaimed it was coming home..... That was a long time ago and to be fair I have repented my optimistic sins , overnight pure doom last season bought a 100 % accurate prediction , I was carried away on my own deluded momentum , forgetting that GC waits around every corner for the complacent and deluded . i shall not be making that mistake come August and once the window has closed I’ll be giving my many followers a taste of what the season might hold .Already this morning I’ve woken with new clarity and ficuused on bumble and bumble remain in office , the days slip by and the root and branch reform so far has produced the corpse of Lambert the only standing incumbent apparently reonsible for our chronic failure .
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Post by benjaminbiscuit on Jul 12, 2018 7:02:10 GMT
Is there a town wake tomorrow now .? Yes, for all the victims of sexually transmitted disease by the sounds of it. Have you ever had any up Leek, Benj? I anner. To be fair it would be wrong of a gentlemen to comment 😉
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Post by OldStokie on Jul 12, 2018 10:27:29 GMT
Don't be a daft bugger Daftbugger! Us Meir lads followed the boy scouts motto: Be Prepared! We'd all been carrying a pack of three around with us since we were 15, hoping for that 'magic moment'. Anyway, that bird made sure we'd got some frenchies before she let us shag her. (Those Leek birds are not daft!) Whatever, I got to go first because she fancied me most. (I was a handsome bastard in those days ) Then, after she'd fitted the frenchies to make sure they were on right, she went through half a pack of Players No 6 while we were faffing about. She drank black and tans so you can tell what a bugger she was. My next shag was with the Blythe Bridge Bulldog... but that's another story. OS. Bet you did old Alice too OS, 🤣, she must have gone through half of Meir and Longton blokes for half of mild and a Parkie drive! God she was rough, glad I was too young 😁 Back to the OP well done all on Leek, top drawer. Old Alice! Bloody hell Buzz, that brings back some memories if it's the wench I'm thinking about. She wasn't the one with the hairshorn lip. That was the Blythe Bridge Bulldog. Old Alice would be the one who used the Wagon and Horses. We didn't drink in there cus it was Bent's Ales. Vile stuff. King's Arms and Station Hotel we used. (When we weren't with the inbreds at Leek testing the water up there.) Connie Opplesticks from The Nook was a good bet for some 'light relief'. The only problem with Connie was that one's 'member' stunk of nicotine afterwards. She smoked Capstan Full Strength. Come on Benji... do tell us of your escapades in Leek. I've always suspected that the Gravity Crocodile was a creature from Tittesworth Reservoir. Football's coming home. OS.
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Post by TheWiseMaster on Jul 12, 2018 11:39:21 GMT
Great effort from Leek - credit to the town And btw - that roundabout - complete with a tent camp is long gone
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Post by leicspotter on Jul 12, 2018 19:23:12 GMT
I thought the whole shebang was brilliant... and typical. The folks from Leek are the best. I worked with a gang of them in the 60's when we were doing some major work for G Percy Trentham's on the Tittesworth reservoir. I was driving a JCB and we were putting in some drainage pipework. We had to stop one particular job because we needed a special junction and it had to be ordered. Three weeks later it arrived and a lad everybody called Winko (he really was of the six finger Leek variety) was carrying the pipe across the site when his mate went up to him with a gun (it was an athletics starter pistol) and fired it at him. The daft bugger was so scared he dropped the pipe and it smashed. So we had to wait another three weeks for a replacement. I had my first proper shag when I was 17 with a wench from Leek. Us Meir lads had gone up there for a drink and we met this bird in the pub. She was a proper nympho. Anyway, she took us out the back and all three of us shagged her. Then we went back in the pub and she drank us under the table. On the way home we slept in one of Beresford's double deckers because we were so pissed. Love the folks from Leek. Happy memories of Leek folks. OS. Daddy?!... Would certainly explain my regular, and urgent, need to pee
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