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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2018 10:57:19 GMT
Arni Hammers in final nail.
Stoke players enjoy night out at Stringfellows before West Ham match.
I don't know what all the fuss is about, I'm richer than ever.
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Post by claytonscrubs on Apr 16, 2018 11:13:32 GMT
‘Diouf Hits Cow’s Arse With A Banjo To Secure All Three Points For The Potters’
Fake News Alert!
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Post by smallthorner on Apr 16, 2018 11:16:02 GMT
Stoke grind out draw to keep their faint hopes flickering. A draw wouldn’t do that. Why? Are we relegated if we draw tonight?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2018 12:53:48 GMT
Why? Are we relegated if we draw tonight? Yes.
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Post by GoBoks on Apr 16, 2018 12:56:34 GMT
Wow! After reading through this, I cannot believe that some of these same people are up in arms because Shaqiri liked a mate’s tweet. Specks and beams?
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Post by JoeinOz on Apr 16, 2018 12:59:32 GMT
Sentnull headline 17/4/18... STOKE ARE FUCKED
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Post by Old School Stokie on Apr 16, 2018 13:01:11 GMT
Englands 3rd Choice Keeper, Butland, makes another mess of a simple cross and flaps it into his own net, shortly after Diof misses sitter from 6 inches.
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Post by thegift on Apr 16, 2018 13:03:37 GMT
Why? Are we relegated if we draw tonight? Yes. 10000000% 3 points or relegation is confirmed.
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Post by smallthorner on Apr 16, 2018 13:10:50 GMT
Why? Are we relegated if we draw tonight? Yes. Are we?
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Post by thegift on Apr 16, 2018 13:14:49 GMT
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Post by metalhead on Apr 16, 2018 13:43:34 GMT
Curtains for Stoke
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Post by vahl on Apr 16, 2018 13:54:45 GMT
Crouch leaves it late to spark Potters miracle?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2018 13:56:29 GMT
Over, Over, Over, Over and Out
Charlie Adam twats 4 penalties over the bar as the Potters succumbed to a 2-0 defeat.
Marko Arnautovic, playing his first fixture at the GB Olympic Venue against his former club, scored twice within the first 8 seconds as West Ham threatened to run riot. However, as Arnie wheeled away with his crossed arms to symbolise how much he currently loves West Ham, the referee decided to send him off for a fucktarded celebration.
As Stoke kicked off, with Crouch misplacing his kick-off for a throw-in, the referee oddly blew for a Stoke penalty due to spotting James Collins' unruly beard. As Collins protested that he has an SBE (Stupid Beard Exemption), he also received his marching orders.
Adam, who wasn't even in the starting 11, stepped up to take the penalty and twatted it over the bar.
A second penalty was then given as the laughter from the fans was deemed to be 0.2 decibel too loud. Adam, wanting to make amends for his fuckup(s), then twatted his second penalty over the bar. With even more raucous laughter, another penalty was awarded which went once again flying way over the bar but thankfully the West Ham fans learned their lesson and resorted to a quiet snigger, tinged in some part with some sympathy for their Stoke supporting friends. However, David Moyes smiled which opened up the gates of hell and led to Stoke's 4th penalty. Adam was able to place the ball 4 yards out, and the keeper stood to one side, only to see the ball get twatted over once again.
The referee, Bojannstalker, then blew for full time stating "fuck this hopeless bunch of shits". The referee was also taken to hospital after the game, with CCTV footage obtained appearing to show Karen Brady letting out a toxic fart from her disgusting fanny just 35 metres away.
The result means that Stoke are pretty much down. It does, however, now mean a number of people can get on with their lives after a five year wait to say "I told you to be careful what you wish for".
Rumours in Twittersphere have suggested that West Brom, Stoke and Southampton are breaking away to form a mini-league called the "Fuck Pulis and Hughes League".
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Post by dirtygary69 on Apr 16, 2018 13:57:20 GMT
Useless Twats Fuck It Up Again by Martin Spinks
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Post by thegift on Apr 16, 2018 13:58:42 GMT
Over, Over, Over, Over and Out
Charlie Adam twats 4 penalties over the bar as the Potters succumbed to a 2-0 defeat. Marko Arnautovic, playing his first fixture at the GB Olympic Venue against his former club, scored twice within the first 8 seconds as West Ham threatened to run riot. However, as Arnie wheeled away with his crossed arms to symbolise how much he currently loves West Ham, the referee decided to send him off for a fucktarded celebration. As Stoke kicked off, with Crouch misplacing his kick-off for a throw-in, the referee oddly blew for a Stoke penalty due to spotting James Collins' unruly beard. As Collins protested that he has an SBE (Stupid Beard Exemption), he also received his marching orders. Adam, who wasn't even in the starting 11, stepped up to take the penalty and twatted it over the bar. A second penalty was then given as the laughter from the fans was deemed to be 0.2 decibel too loud. Adam, wanting to make amends for his fuckup(s), then twatted his second penalty over the bar. With even more raucous laughter, another penalty was awarded which went once again flying way over the bar but thankfully the West Ham fans learned their lesson and resorted to a quiet snigger, tinged in some part with some sympathy for their Stoke supporting friends. However, David Moyes smiled which opened up the gates of hell and led to Stoke's 4th penalty. Adam was able to place the ball 4 yards out, and the keeper stood to one side, only to see the ball get twatted over once again. The referee, Bojannstalker, then blew for full time stating "fuck this hopeless bunch of shits". The referee was also taken to hospital after the game, with CCTV footage obtained appearing to show Karen Brady letting out a toxic fart from her disgusting fanny just 35 metres away. The result means that Stoke are pretty much down. It does, however, now mean a number of people can get on with their lives after a five year wait to say "I told you to be careful what you wish for". Rumours in Twittersphere have suggested that West Brom, Stoke and Southampton are breaking away to form a mini-league called the "Fuck Pulis and Hughes League". Brilliant. Having a shit day at work and this has lightened up the mood.
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Post by LGH87 on Apr 16, 2018 14:11:27 GMT
Arnie Confirms City Won't Be Back
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Post by ohbottom on Apr 16, 2018 14:19:06 GMT
Gravity Crocodile Escapes from Private Menagerie.
The owner, a Mr B. Biscuit, was seen chasing it down the D road shouting "I told you this would happen! I've been predicting this for 7 years! See - I was right all along!".
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Post by samba :) on Apr 16, 2018 15:02:38 GMT
West ham deducted 30 points due to karen brady sex scandal as her, marko arnoutovic and james collins are caught in sex tape
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Post by Edward Tattsyrup on Apr 16, 2018 17:32:52 GMT
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Post by heworksardtho on Apr 16, 2018 17:42:42 GMT
West Ham 1-Stoke City 3 The Great Escape is on
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Post by stokefc on Apr 16, 2018 18:27:05 GMT
Over, Over, Over, Over and Out
Charlie Adam twats 4 penalties over the bar as the Potters succumbed to a 2-0 defeat. Marko Arnautovic, playing his first fixture at the GB Olympic Venue against his former club, scored twice within the first 8 seconds as West Ham threatened to run riot. However, as Arnie wheeled away with his crossed arms to symbolise how much he currently loves West Ham, the referee decided to send him off for a fucktarded celebration. As Stoke kicked off, with Crouch misplacing his kick-off for a throw-in, the referee oddly blew for a Stoke penalty due to spotting James Collins' unruly beard. As Collins protested that he has an SBE (Stupid Beard Exemption), he also received his marching orders. Adam, who wasn't even in the starting 11, stepped up to take the penalty and twatted it over the bar. A second penalty was then given as the laughter from the fans was deemed to be 0.2 decibel too loud. Adam, wanting to make amends for his fuckup(s), then twatted his second penalty over the bar. With even more raucous laughter, another penalty was awarded which went once again flying way over the bar but thankfully the West Ham fans learned their lesson and resorted to a quiet snigger, tinged in some part with some sympathy for their Stoke supporting friends. However, David Moyes smiled which opened up the gates of hell and led to Stoke's 4th penalty. Adam was able to place the ball 4 yards out, and the keeper stood to one side, only to see the ball get twatted over once again. The referee, Bojannstalker, then blew for full time stating "fuck this hopeless bunch of shits". The referee was also taken to hospital after the game, with CCTV footage obtained appearing to show Karen Brady letting out a toxic fart from her disgusting fanny just 35 metres away. The result means that Stoke are pretty much down. It does, however, now mean a number of people can get on with their lives after a five year wait to say "I told you to be careful what you wish for". Rumours in Twittersphere have suggested that West Brom, Stoke and Southampton are breaking away to form a mini-league called the "Fuck Pulis and Hughes League". Bravo sir we need more gallows humour in these testing times
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