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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2018 21:26:30 GMT
Hands off yer bastards.
I've been wanking over Kylie since she first came on our screens twatting Scott Robinson in the fizhog. I've lost count how many wank I've actually had over her but if I had to guess I reckon it's in the 10-12,000 ball park.
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Post by supersimonstainrod on Apr 6, 2018 0:06:42 GMT
Would it be weird to say that I would be more interested in what she & Micheal Hutchins got upto... Think Kylie always credited Hutchence with stripping her of her sexual innocence.....so when you're getting pointers from a guy who allegedly got his kicks from amongst other things,w*nking himself bandy whilst tethered to a coat hook on the back of a door,it's a reasonably safe bet they got up to some reet filth......
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Post by chuffedstokie on Apr 6, 2018 5:42:13 GMT
Would it be weird to say that I would be more interested in what she & Micheal Hutchins got upto... Think Kylie always credited Hutchence with stripping her of her sexual innocence.....so when you're getting pointers from a guy who allegedly got his kicks from amongst other things,w*nking himself bandy whilst tethered to a coat hook on the back of a door,it's a reasonably safe bet they got up to some reet filth...... You only do that if you truly love someone, either that or....
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Post by bathstoke on Apr 6, 2018 7:20:33 GMT
Would it be weird to say that I would be more interested in what she & Micheal Hutchins got upto... Think Kylie always credited Hutchence with stripping her of her sexual innocence.....so when you're getting pointers from a guy who allegedly got his kicks from amongst other things,w*nking himself bandy whilst tethered to a coat hook on the back of a door,it's a reasonably safe bet they got up to some reet filth...... Well how about that bad seed Nick Cave, did he'av a go on her...
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Post by Northy on Apr 6, 2018 13:17:56 GMT
I'll have to make sure the restriction order is in place again then, I've told her often enough that she only gets 1 night with Northy then has to g to the back of the queue again
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Post by supersimonstainrod on Apr 6, 2018 13:52:13 GMT
Think Kylie always credited Hutchence with stripping her of her sexual innocence.....so when you're getting pointers from a guy who allegedly got his kicks from amongst other things,w*nking himself bandy whilst tethered to a coat hook on the back of a door,it's a reasonably safe bet they got up to some reet filth...... Well how about that bad seed Nick Cave, did he'av a go on her... Nah,he'd have been sat in a dark corner ruminating on the immanence of God while Kylie was fudding herself stupid on the bed,waiting.........
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Post by PotterLog on Apr 6, 2018 14:09:35 GMT
She makes a poor English breakfast. FFS Kylie use a sausage as a breakwater
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Post by cooper67 on Apr 6, 2018 15:59:33 GMT
I've been shagging* her for the last 30 years.
By *shagging I mean masturbating over her photo's.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Apr 6, 2018 16:14:52 GMT
I am as well, just for information purposes of course. Don't think she's got my number though.
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Post by bathstoke on Apr 7, 2018 8:35:15 GMT
IT must be like a wizard’s sleeve by now... I'm surprised at you German... Anyroad why, she's not had any kids...
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Post by claytonscrubs on Apr 9, 2018 18:10:22 GMT
Kylie on The One Show right now!...❤️
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Post by JurgenVandeurzen on Apr 9, 2018 20:18:51 GMT
Kylie's never done it for me, nor Dani!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2018 7:08:35 GMT
Kylie's never done it for me, nor Dani! That's coz you're an ugly cunt
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Post by JurgenVandeurzen on Apr 10, 2018 10:00:58 GMT
Kylie's never done it for me, nor Dani! That's coz you're an ugly cunt Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! You're welcome to her!
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Apr 10, 2018 10:40:23 GMT
IT must be like a wizard’s sleeve by now... I'm surprised at you German... Anyroad why, she's not had any kids... Yeh but Hutchence used it in excess!
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Post by chuffedstokie on Apr 10, 2018 17:47:48 GMT
That's coz you're an ugly cunt Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! You're welcome to her! Who the hell is that!!..
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2018 5:32:30 GMT
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! You're welcome to her! Who the hell is that!!.. She looks like a chewed up dog toy
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