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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 20, 2018 13:58:59 GMT
Jesus wept the bog in your house must look like Raqqa if you and your missus devoured one.
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Post by murphthesurf on Jan 24, 2018 20:25:35 GMT
I think we've all been taking them Dees....... and in addition tomorrow I shall be wearing my lucky pale pink lace you-know-whats. Never been known to fail!  Signing off for tonight suddenly now as all at once I can't see the screen properly as it's covered in giant dancing zigzags...... the pleasures of an imminent migraine. Really can't see properly now so pls forgive any spelling mis-hits as I can't read the screen..... gotta go... sorry....... see you tomorrow, I hope. When you say pale pink Murph. Do you mean like a baby pink lacy thong type thing, or a darker pink kinda French knicker ? I only wondered for a sorta scientific type reason, rather than a totally Pervy sorta reason. Ah, guten Abend, Wilhelm. Always a reliable attendee when unmentionables are mentioned.  As for the colour, you remember birthday parties when you were at infants' school and you had jelly and pink blancmange? Well, the pink blancmange is the colour. As for the style, modesty forbids any further information being disclosed on 'ere (sorry, mate.) THEY DID THE TRICK, THOUGH. 2-0. YAAAAY. |
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Post by murphthesurf on Jan 24, 2018 20:30:01 GMT
When you say pale pink Murph. Do you mean like a baby pink lacy thong type thing, or a darker pink kinda French knicker ? I only wondered for a sorta scientific type reason, rather than a totally Pervy sorta reason. This thingy is playing up......... <iframe width="24.200000000000045" height="6.319999999999993" style="position: absolute; width: 24.2px; height: 6.32px; z-index: -9999; border-style: none; left: 1145px; top: -33px;" id="MoatPxIOPT0_43935131"></iframe> |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jan 24, 2018 20:33:16 GMT
When you say pale pink Murph. Do you mean like a baby pink lacy thong type thing, or a darker pink kinda French knicker ? I only wondered for a sorta scientific type reason, rather than a totally Pervy sorta reason. Ah, guten Abend, Wilhelm. Always a reliable attendee when unmentionables are mentioned. As for the colour, you remember birthday parties when you were at infants' school and you had jelly and pink blancmange? Well, the pink blancmange is the colour. As for the style, modesty forbids any further information being disclosed on 'ere (sorry, mate.) THEY DID THE TRICK, THOUGH. 2-0. YAAAAY. If it helps us win I don’t care what style they are Murph. Never did like blancmange though. I used to work with a girl we called mohair knickers. I won’t say why. |
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Post by murphthesurf on Jan 24, 2018 20:40:05 GMT
When you say pale pink Murph. Do you mean like a baby pink lacy thong type thing, or a darker pink kinda French knicker ? I only wondered for a sorta scientific type reason, rather than a totally Pervy sorta reason. I think photos might help as shades of pink are very hard to describe accurately  Sorry, Dees, I wasn't ignoring you an' Wilhelm the other night - I was stricken with a sudden very intense migraine and had to abandon ship. Anyway, do you want me to send the photos to the same mobile # you usually ask me to send that sort of stuff to???  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2018 21:15:26 GMT
I think photos might help as shades of pink are very hard to describe accurately Sorry, Dees, I wasn't ignoring you an' Wilhelm the other night - I was stricken with a sudden very intense migraine and had to abandon ship. Anyway, do you want me to send the photos to the same mobile # you usually ask me to send that sort of stuff to??? Shush ! If you remember we said we wouldn't mention that in public ! (Whispers when no-one is around) Yes pleeaasseee !!!!  |
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Post by murphthesurf on Jan 24, 2018 21:54:05 GMT
Shush ! If you remember we said we wouldn't mention that in public ! (Whispers when no-one is around) Yes pleeaasseee !!!! Ooops, sorry, forgot. Job done. (TICK). |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2018 22:06:28 GMT
Shush ! If you remember we said we wouldn't mention that in public ! (Whispers when no-one is around) Yes pleeaasseee !!!! Ooops, sorry, forgot. Job done. (TICK). Photos safely received - they're VERY artistic (and revealing) aren't they ?   It's almost too much for my blood pressure to stand, but I'll bravely look at them (regularly) for their artistic content. Please send any future pics for my continued research. Ta ! |
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Post by murphthesurf on Jan 24, 2018 22:11:54 GMT
Ooops, sorry, forgot. Job done. (TICK). Photos safely received - they're VERY artistic (and revealing) aren't they ? It's almost too much for my blood pressure to stand, but I'll bravely look at them (regularly) for their artistic content. Please send any future pics for my continued research. Ta ! Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, I thought they'd be okay to keep you going until Friday. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2018 22:22:57 GMT
Photos safely received - they're VERY artistic (and revealing) aren't they ? It's almost too much for my blood pressure to stand, but I'll bravely look at them (regularly) for their artistic content. Please send any future pics for my continued research. Ta ! Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, I thought they'd be okay to keep you going until Friday. Friday .........F-r-i-d-a-y........you mean I've got to wait until F,f,f,f,f,friday for some more ? I don't know if I can, I really don't ! I'm going to have to lie down and try to think of something else to try to take my mind off this now. It's not going to be easy at al........... Z-z-z-z-z ! |
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Post by Cast no shadow on Feb 1, 2018 19:35:25 GMT
Just managed eat one, fuckinghell fire!
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Post by murphthesurf on Feb 1, 2018 20:57:10 GMT
Just managed eat one, fuckinghell fire! Oh well, in that case, Shads, we'll look forward to seeing you on 'ere again at 6.30 tomorrow morning, giving us chapter & verse on your overnight and early morning lavatorial developments and associated general meanderings. That's the usual arrangement with this sort of stuff, eg. as per StokieNath's recent adventures (25th January) which he entitled 'How to relieve myself…' Cheers. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2018 21:05:34 GMT
Just managed eat one, fuckinghell fire! Oh well, in that case, Shads, we'll look forward to seeing you on 'ere again at 6.30 tomorrow morning, giving us chapter & verse on your overnight and early morning lavatorial developments and associated general meanderings. That's the usual arrangement with this sort of stuff, eg. as per StokieNath's recent adventures (25th January) which he entitled 'How to relieve myself…' Cheers. Do we really need to know about it first thing in the morning (or anytime really) ?  |
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Post by chuffedstokie on Feb 1, 2018 21:07:53 GMT
Just managed eat one, fuckinghell fire! That good eh!. |
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Post by murphthesurf on Feb 1, 2018 21:15:47 GMT
Oh well, in that case, Shads, we'll look forward to seeing you on 'ere again at 6.30 tomorrow morning, giving us chapter & verse on your overnight and early morning lavatorial developments and associated general meanderings. That's the usual arrangement with this sort of stuff, eg. as per StokieNath's recent adventures (25th January) which he entitled 'How to relieve myself…' Cheers. Do we really need to know about it first thing in the morning (or anytime really) ? It's become a bit of a tradition in some quarters of the Oatie, though, Dees! |
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Post by chuffedstokie on Feb 1, 2018 21:19:25 GMT
Oh well, in that case, Shads, we'll look forward to seeing you on 'ere again at 6.30 tomorrow morning, giving us chapter & verse on your overnight and early morning lavatorial developments and associated general meanderings. That's the usual arrangement with this sort of stuff, eg. as per StokieNath's recent adventures (25th January) which he entitled 'How to relieve myself…' Cheers. Do we really need to know about it first thing in the morning (or anytime really) ? Roughly the same time I'm having a toasted crumpet before heading off to work. I can't wait!.. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2018 21:27:44 GMT
Do we really need to know about it first thing in the morning (or anytime really) ? Roughly the same time I'm having a toasted crumpet before heading off to work. I can't wait!.. You can't beat a nice bit of crumpet Chuffed |
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Post by chuffedstokie on Feb 1, 2018 21:32:46 GMT
Roughly the same time I'm having a toasted crumpet before heading off to work. I can't wait!.. You can't beat a nice bit of crumpet Chuffed I live in hope!. 😁 |
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Post by alsagerstokie on Feb 1, 2018 21:49:04 GMT
Anyone had Phall before? Did u handle it.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Feb 1, 2018 21:57:07 GMT
Anyone had Phall before? Did u handle it. Once. Needless to say it didn't get finished. Never again. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2018 22:08:35 GMT
Anyone had Phall before? Did u handle it. Once. Needless to say it didn't get finished. Never again. Not surprising - google says it's made from either scotch bonnet or habanero chillis, tomato and ginger - and is classed as "pretty fiery"'. One to avoid I think |
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Post by alsagerstokie on Feb 1, 2018 22:12:54 GMT
Im sure experts are saying this chilli is now as hot as the famous ghost chilli
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2018 6:39:30 GMT
You can't beat a nice bit of crumpet Chuffed I live in hope!. 😁 Enjoy your crumpet Chuffed |
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Post by bathstoke on Feb 2, 2018 7:06:53 GMT
Im sure experts are saying this chilli is now as hot as the famous ghost chilli Love how he kept his tool belt on. Landlord of our local steeps ghosts chilliest in Pernod. It's a firery brew🌶 |
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Post by chuffedstokie on Feb 2, 2018 7:27:33 GMT
Enjoy your crumpet Chuffed Very tasty ta. Not interrupted by certain bodily function descriptions!. 😂 |
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Post by rondogmcmuffin on Feb 3, 2018 19:14:16 GMT
Just recieved my order of a hot sauce called '100% Pain'.
Jesus Christ it's a hot bugger!
Also ordered some dried mozambique chillis, they should be here next week!
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Post by woodstein on Feb 3, 2018 21:06:47 GMT
If you Don't mind Stoke are in enough shit as it is! Anyone ever tried a Tindaloo, never mind a Vindaloo?
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Post by thevoid on Feb 3, 2018 21:13:35 GMT
If you Don't mind Stoke are in enough shit as it is! Anyone ever tried a Tindaloo, never mind a Vindaloo? Heart of India in 'castle do one but it isn't that bad- more like a vinda. Planet Bollywood do good Phaal. I struggled with it. Jalfezi in Stoke do one called 'The Godfather' which is not for amateurs either. |
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Post by chuffedstokie on Feb 3, 2018 22:01:12 GMT
If you Don't mind Stoke are in enough shit as it is! Anyone ever tried a Tindaloo, never mind a Vindaloo? Remind us I've never heard of it. If it involves beans count me out. |
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Post by thevoid on Feb 3, 2018 22:36:08 GMT
If you Don't mind Stoke are in enough shit as it is! Anyone ever tried a Tindaloo, never mind a Vindaloo? Remind us I've never heard of it. If it involves beans count me out. It's basically a Phaal. |
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As for the colour, you remember birthday parties when you were at infants' school and you had jelly and pink blancmange? Well, the pink blancmange is the colour. As for the style, modesty forbids any further information being disclosed on 'ere (sorry, mate.) THEY DID THE TRICK, THOUGH. 2-0. YAAAAY.
