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Post by mattintheprem on Jan 15, 2018 22:42:13 GMT
Scholes - "We've got you surrounded Paul, you're not going to do a George Burley on us"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2018 23:00:17 GMT
"Do you want extra pepperoni on your pizza" ?
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Post by chad on Jan 15, 2018 23:01:13 GMT
Tell the fat bastard he’s fired
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2018 23:02:51 GMT
"Hang on, I've just got some signal. The nearest Domino's is Congleton. No wait, Alderley Edge. Where are we again?"
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 15, 2018 23:03:33 GMT
“Just looking at hotels for Barnsley away next season Paul, some of them have even got running water”.
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Post by samba :) on Jan 15, 2018 23:04:36 GMT
Coates somehow manages to like like a really camp russian hardknock
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jan 15, 2018 23:04:50 GMT
Who invited Gene Hunt?
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Post by Mendicant on Jan 15, 2018 23:07:58 GMT
You look a bit tanned, Mr Scholes. Have you been away anywhere?
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Jan 15, 2018 23:08:14 GMT
That's our new midfield.
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Post by Stoke711 on Jan 15, 2018 23:08:50 GMT
Paul Lambert to Scholes and Carto "come on guys tell me how you 2 have managed to stay in a job, just incase this goes tits up"
Lambert to Scholes and Carto "Fuck me u seen I'm only getting a million bonus? Just cost me 3 million to get Flores & O'Neill to turn Stoke down"
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Post by robinplumpton on Jan 15, 2018 23:10:52 GMT
“ shit, for a moment there I thought the text said, which one of us should abdicate first, thankfully it says, which one of us should abdicate responsibility first” Paul Lamberts’ red and white army
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Post by Bowyer83 on Jan 15, 2018 23:12:35 GMT
Flores has changed his mind, Fuck this is going to be akward.
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Post by sheikhmomo on Jan 15, 2018 23:13:16 GMT
By the way they're all avoiding his gaze, I imagine Lambert has just posed the question, 'which one of you soft cunts thought Kevin Wimmer was worth £18M?'
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Post by Fred Merger on Jan 15, 2018 23:17:19 GMT
You do realise that we all had our fingers crossed when we said that there was money available this window!
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Post by GeneralFaye on Jan 15, 2018 23:18:04 GMT
Carto "Nah no bids yet Tony, putting Berahino on Ebay hasn't fucking worked like I told you"
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Jan 15, 2018 23:18:27 GMT
Did Scholes actually go to Barcelona to meet with Flores?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2018 23:24:52 GMT
Scholes - "We've got you surrounded Paul, you're not going to do a George Burley on us" Right, Get him in the van
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Post by benjaminbiscuit on Jan 15, 2018 23:26:26 GMT
Fuck me Tony Benjamin has us rumbled , best get this numpty out front ASAP
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Post by andystokey on Jan 15, 2018 23:30:01 GMT
Lambert: “I don’t know what game you three are watching but these fuckers are blowing out of their arse after 30mins, what have you been playing at. ? John tell your dad I’m going to need that £40m tomorrow and get up early I need you at Clayton Wood at the crack of sparrows.
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Post by theoldvic on Jan 15, 2018 23:38:44 GMT
Hey Paul, I've just received a tip off from my top scout, you know , the guy who said get Wimmer... He's says we should go all out to get this guy who is the cousin of George Weah...says £18m and he's ours
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2018 23:39:50 GMT
Il Divo have let themselves go.....
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Post by armitagestokie on Jan 16, 2018 0:06:21 GMT
Paul you have 15seconds to pronounce his name Eddie Niedzwiecki
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2018 1:06:44 GMT
[by text] "Peter, how exactly do you pronounce Quique - he's not responding to me"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2018 19:48:28 GMT
John to Paul. You've not shit yourself already, have you?
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Post by raythesailor on Jan 16, 2018 21:49:17 GMT
If you think this is cold, just wait till next Saturday.
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Post by RAF on Jan 17, 2018 8:54:50 GMT
Lambo 'I need to get this monkey off my back'
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Post by Northy on Jan 17, 2018 9:08:59 GMT
It's too late to do a runner, you've already signed
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Post by wagsastokie on Jan 17, 2018 9:41:30 GMT
Oi Cartwright bottle of irn bru and a battered mars bar With that take away
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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Jan 17, 2018 9:58:06 GMT
Is it just me, but isn’t Cartwright turning into a reincarnation of the fat controller?
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Post by Fenparkpotter on Jan 17, 2018 10:04:36 GMT
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, Here I am stuck in the middle with you
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