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Post by bubbaboo on Jan 10, 2018 22:35:32 GMT
If managers were boxers, how would they fare in the ultimate true grit league and what would their names be? Here's my effort to kick off with The Crème de La Prem who is number one in the prem and who is the ultimate shit house (hint: he's not special anymore) … Let’s get ready to rumble
Premier League of hard men
Manager - AKA
Sean Dyche- The Executioner Champions League
(Big ) Sam Allardyce - Big Daddy (and Diddy Daddy: Sammy Lee) Champions League
Mauricio Pochettino - The Falklands Fist Champions League
Chris Hughton - Dark Destroyer (the dark horse) Champions League
Antonio Conte - The Italian Stallion European place
David Moyes- Irn Bru Moyes European Place
Mauricio Pellegrino - The Choker European Place
Pep Guardiola - The Catalan Cannibal
Jurgen Klopp - Klopper the Chopper
Alan Pardew - The Cunt of Monte Fisto
David Wagner - The Widowmaker
Rafa Benitez - Ragin’ Rafa (Fact)
Mario Silva - Fox in the Box
Eddie Howe - Baby Faced Homicide Howe
Carlos Carvalhal - The Jackal
Claude Puel - The Embalmer
Arsene Wenger - Explosive Thin Man: The Emirates Shake Relegation
Roy Hodgson - Sugar Roy Boom-Boom Budgie Face Relegation
Jose Mourinho - The Special One; aka the shithouse eye poker Relegation
nb. Mark ‘I could have been a contender’ Hughes: sadly no longer a contender; recently retired with a cauliflowered arse.
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Post by FakeStokeBloke on Jan 10, 2018 22:41:07 GMT
These are the kinda quality posts I log onto the oatcake for
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Post by mattador78 on Jan 10, 2018 22:42:30 GMT
These are the kinda quality posts I log onto the oatcake for Usually better close season but occasionally somebody goes full biscuit when it’s a slow news day and 10 days between games. |
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Post by Boothen on Jan 10, 2018 22:44:01 GMT
Mauricio Pochettino - The Falklands Fist Champions League
Falkland's Fist? But he's Argentinian. |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 10, 2018 22:45:11 GMT
I’d have Wagner higher to be honest, he looks like the type of quiet unassuming bloke you see in a pub drinking on his own, however the moment someone bothers him their limbs have been folded in half and their spine removed through their anus.
Definite dark horse.
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Post by sunshine on Jan 10, 2018 22:46:18 GMT
I reckon a good right hook to the jaw and Pardew would go down like a sack of shit.
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Post by mattador78 on Jan 10, 2018 22:53:45 GMT
I reckon a good right hook to the jaw and Pardew would go down like a sack of shit. Looks the type of bloke who goes down on a sack of shit to me |
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Post by potter25 on Jan 10, 2018 22:54:13 GMT
If wolves got promoted where would their manager fit in?
He looks a right hard bastard
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Post by nigerianstokie on Jan 10, 2018 23:02:08 GMT
Eddie Howe would be an awful lot lower, Wagner and Klopp should be top 4. Where the hell did Chris Hughton come from? He looks like he is on day release from a home.
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Post by bubbaboo on Jan 10, 2018 23:03:02 GMT
If wolves got promoted where would their manager fit in? He looks a right hard bastard Champions league contender (Santo the Slayer) ... potential top 4. Could be Staffordshire's only contender in the top division. |
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Post by bubbaboo on Jan 10, 2018 23:08:53 GMT
Eddie Howe would be an awful lot lower, Wagner and Klopp should be top 4. Where the hell did Chris Hughton come from? He looks like he is on day release from a home. Howe is young and fit... Klopp: top 4? With those pickle stabbers: they'd be knocked out within seconds  As for Hughton: tough upbringing, with Borstal qualities... tenacious. |
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Jan 10, 2018 23:12:20 GMT
If wolves got promoted where would their manager fit in? He looks a right hard bastard What do you think makes him look hard? He's a small bald old man with a smile like a kid on christmas. |
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Post by joinerssquire on Jan 10, 2018 23:14:41 GMT
These are the kinda quality posts I log onto the oatcake for Ditto - it’s posts like this that make me miss ‘Iloveglenwhelan’ even more. |
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Post by chigstoke on Jan 10, 2018 23:15:53 GMT
If wolves got promoted where would their manager fit in? He looks a right hard bastard What do you think makes him look hard? He's a small bald old man with a smile like a kid on christmas. He was on about his cock |
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Post by potter25 on Jan 11, 2018 6:48:58 GMT
If wolves got promoted where would their manager fit in? He looks a right hard bastard What do you think makes him look hard? He's a small bald old man with a smile like a kid on christmas. The eyes |
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Post by scfcrmagic on Jan 12, 2018 6:48:33 GMT
These type of threads are so nowadays ....totally bonkers yet totally brilliant...Stokies never lose their sense of humour 👍
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