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Post by muglump on Jan 8, 2018 13:06:06 GMT
I knew a teacher called Richard Head!
Any others?
A light hearted thread in these dark times
When i worked in the New Vic theatre the head cleaner was called May Day, unfortunately she was tannoyed for any spillages, etc, so very often the call would go out "May Day, May Day, please go the main entrance" or similar!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2018 13:08:57 GMT
One of the accounts people where I used to work was called Matt Black
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Post by lordb on Jan 8, 2018 13:25:36 GMT
sold insurance once to someone called Richard Creamer
Rebeccah Piss was a misery
my favourite was Mr Cunto ( a very friendly Portuguese chap) guess what car he drove? yup a Punto
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Post by MrFlirty on Jan 8, 2018 13:39:48 GMT
Used to work with a guy who name was.....wait for it.......this is true
Gideon mycock
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jan 8, 2018 16:55:08 GMT
At college I taught at the manager of the school canteen was Rowe Stinner.
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Post by Northy on Jan 8, 2018 16:57:22 GMT
always a good one
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Post by Northy on Jan 8, 2018 16:58:06 GMT
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Post by samba :) on Jan 8, 2018 17:11:39 GMT
Richard head
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jan 8, 2018 17:35:17 GMT
I knew a posh bloke named Ed Buckett.
The police can pick 'em always chuckle at Richard Condon and Cressida Dick. Add Inspector for added fun.
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Post by muglump on Jan 8, 2018 17:37:11 GMT
My wife is a nurse and has a patient called Ida Dick
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Post by Boothen on Jan 8, 2018 17:38:44 GMT
I used to work with a guy called Dick Lump.
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Post by muglump on Jan 8, 2018 17:46:23 GMT
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Post by localloser on Jan 8, 2018 17:55:01 GMT
My uncle was Richard Ball (often called, non-ironically, Dick)
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jan 8, 2018 19:20:23 GMT
This story from couple of years ago when a BA plane caught fire at Las Vegas airport made me chuckle when I saw the eyewitness's name...... Attachment Deleted
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jan 8, 2018 19:29:58 GMT
Ooooh forgotten about Ms Tracey Fuchs. Solicitor in Newton Abbott.
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Post by robstokie on Jan 8, 2018 19:33:23 GMT
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Post by Dutchpeter on Jan 8, 2018 19:34:15 GMT
A young colleague of mine, said one of the foreign exchange students at her university was called Fanny insert.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jan 8, 2018 19:44:11 GMT
There’s also a string of football and ex football players with unfortunate names Bernt Haas Rod Fanni Ralf Minge Danger Fourpence Anil Koc
Sure there must be more out there!
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Post by chrisgal on Jan 8, 2018 19:46:34 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2018 19:51:12 GMT
link
Sandy Balls holiday camp.
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Post by oggyoggy on Jan 8, 2018 20:15:02 GMT
There’s also a string of football and ex football players with unfortunate names Bernt Haas Rod Fanni Ralf Minge Danger Fourpence Anil Koc Sure there must be more out there! Paul Dickov always made me laugh
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Post by robstokie on Jan 8, 2018 20:33:27 GMT
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Post by stillgame4it on Jan 8, 2018 20:56:45 GMT
Once got interviewed for a job many years ago by a Scotsman named Sandy Dick.
Before the interview my mate kept reminding of the 2 birds from Sheffield we had shagged on Benidorm beach the summer before - and how we had to wash our "sandy dicks" in the apartment bathroom sink when we got back that night.
Needless to say, the interview was a total disaster
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2018 21:55:50 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jan 8, 2018 22:07:28 GMT
Why I wonder no one is christened Fanny any more, must have fallen out of fashion. Apart from my dear departed grandma from Norton.
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Post by lordb on Jan 8, 2018 22:26:44 GMT
Once got interviewed for a job many years ago by a Scotsman named Sandy Dick. Before the interview my mate kept reminding of the 2 birds from Sheffield we had shagged on Benidorm beach the summer before - and how we had to wash our "sandy dicks" in the apartment bathroom sink when we got back that night. Needless to say, the interview was a total disaster So you got on the job but didn't get the job?
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Post by stillgame4it on Jan 8, 2018 22:31:36 GMT
Once got interviewed for a job many years ago by a Scotsman named Sandy Dick. Before the interview my mate kept reminding of the 2 birds from Sheffield we had shagged on Benidorm beach the summer before - and how we had to wash our "sandy dicks" in the apartment bathroom sink when we got back that night. Needless to say, the interview was a total disaster So you got on the job but didn't get the job? At 18 that was always the most important thing on my mind!
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Post by cerebralstokie on Jan 8, 2018 22:35:32 GMT
Two German students on a choir exchange at the school where I taught had the unfortunate names of Elke Faatz and Otto Wanker.
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Post by lordb on Jan 8, 2018 22:54:35 GMT
So you got on the job but didn't get the job? At 18 that was always the most important thing on my mind! Quite right
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Post by stillgame4it on Jan 8, 2018 23:07:55 GMT
Two German students on a choir exchange at the school where I taught had the unfortunate names of Elke Faatz and Otto Wanker. That's just reminded me of a meeting I attended in the late nineties, one of those global group meetings at HQ with people from the various divisions in attendance. We were all sat around the circular meeting table and had to do the usual thing back then and write our name on the cardboard name plate. Then it was round the table introducing yourself. Opposite me was a young lady from the USA and when she placed her name card outwards it said : Meredith Wank. But the best part was my boss was sitting next to her unable to see her name card , and he was next in line to introduce himself. Watching him descend into a gibbering mess as he tried to say his name and job title was priceless! I am still connected to Meredith on LinkedIn, she was a real good sport and took all the pisstaking in good spirits.
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