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Post by numpty40 on Jan 7, 2018 19:49:32 GMT
Southall Steve Parkin Michael Duberry Paul Williams Kevin Wimmer Bjarni Gudjonsson Tony Kelly Charlie Adam Winston Palacios Saido Berahino Jon Parkin I'm sure that lot could steamroller a few sides
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2018 19:50:37 GMT
John Clark for Duberry, Simon Stainrod for Berahino.....
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Post by nonameface on Jan 7, 2018 19:58:09 GMT
Gifton Noel Williams!
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Post by The man from Utch on Jan 7, 2018 19:59:54 GMT
Boskamp the Manager
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2018 20:03:03 GMT
Paul Stewart and Marco Gabbiadini up front.
They had a fatness routine all of their own.
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Post by cobhamstokey on Jan 7, 2018 20:11:06 GMT
Paul Johnson has to be in there and Sammy Irvine.
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Post by chuckrocky on Jan 7, 2018 20:13:21 GMT
Paul Warhurst in to bulk up the midfield even more. Lee Mills with a shout up top.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2018 20:16:55 GMT
John Gidman and Derek Statham should be the full backs. Both were obese when they played for us.
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Post by sheikhmomo on Jan 7, 2018 20:19:46 GMT
Eidur 'arse like O'Reilly's bull' Gudjohnsen Paul 'Sumo' Warhurst
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jan 7, 2018 20:31:02 GMT
Taggart in at CB for a bit of quality.
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Post by localloser on Jan 7, 2018 20:34:57 GMT
Ade Akinbiyi on the (specially reinforced) bench
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Post by spiderpuss on Jan 7, 2018 20:36:34 GMT
The guy we had on loan who kicked somebody in the bollocks. I've sadly forgotten their name. I think he played under Alan Ball.
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Post by mermaidsal on Jan 7, 2018 20:37:52 GMT
Southall Steve Parkin Michael Duberry Paul Williams Kevin Wimmer Bjarni Gudjonsson Tony Kelly Charlie Adam Winston Palacios Saido Berahino Jon Parkin I'm sure that lot could steamroller a few sides Can we add an extra rule here that you can't nominate players who weigh less than the person nominating?
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Post by spiderpuss on Jan 7, 2018 20:41:18 GMT
The guy we had on loan who kicked somebody in the bollocks. I've sadly forgotten their name. I think he played under Alan Ball. Don't know how I forgot - Big Billy Whitehurst of course.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jan 7, 2018 20:43:28 GMT
Gerry Taggart was a bit of a fat bastard.
Edit- Sorry Bayern, wasn't trying to rip you off in the lardarse stakes.
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Post by numpty40 on Jan 7, 2018 20:45:21 GMT
Southall Steve Parkin Michael Duberry Paul Williams Kevin Wimmer Bjarni Gudjonsson Tony Kelly Charlie Adam Winston Palacios Saido Berahino Jon Parkin I'm sure that lot could steamroller a few sides Can we add an extra rule here that you can't nominate players who weigh less than the person nominating? You might as well delete the thread then
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Post by mermaidsal on Jan 7, 2018 20:45:30 GMT
The guy we had on loan who kicked somebody in the bollocks. I've sadly forgotten their name. I think he played under Alan Ball. Classic Oatie post
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Post by johnmarshcardschool on Jan 7, 2018 21:00:54 GMT
The guy we had on loan who kicked somebody in the bollocks. I've sadly forgotten their name. I think he played under Alan Ball. I remember Lee Chapman's younger brother, Jonty, playing for Stoke reserves against Liverpool at the Vic, turned on the volley just outside the box, missed the football but got Phil Thompson right in the cobblers. Unsurprisingly, it dropped the England defender like a stone. And it was very funny... Is that who you're thinking of?
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Post by stokiesteve on Jan 7, 2018 21:09:43 GMT
Tony Kelly put some pies away.
Most of them during the half time break
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Post by harrysburrow on Jan 7, 2018 21:18:40 GMT
Don't know if it's fair to go back to the days of Tony Kelly etc.? These days, footballers are supposedly athletes on stupid money. A fat, Premier League player is just licensed mugging. I'm a 57 year old bloke with a desk job and I'm not a stone overweight?
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Post by mickstupp on Jan 7, 2018 21:34:48 GMT
Tony Kelly put some pies away. Most of them during the half time break Kelly’s nickname at Wigan was Michele Fatini. Joe Royle once said that if he could pass a chippy as well as he passed a football he would have played for England.
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Post by BraveSirRobin on Jan 7, 2018 21:36:19 GMT
Graham Harbey and Gary brook were big lads.
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Post by djduncanjames on Jan 7, 2018 21:38:23 GMT
Honourable mentions to Brek Shea and John Guidetti
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Post by spiderpuss on Jan 7, 2018 21:49:11 GMT
The guy we had on loan who kicked somebody in the bollocks. I've sadly forgotten their name. I think he played under Alan Ball. I remember Lee Chapman's younger brother, Jonty, playing for Stoke reserves against Liverpool at the Vic, turned on the volley just outside the box, missed the football but got Phil Thompson right in the cobblers. Unsurprisingly, it dropped the England defender like a stone. And it was very funny... Is that who you're thinking of? Not on this occasion, it was Billy Whitehurst. Exeter city player down on the grass, legs akimbo, and Billy decided to clear the ball. He ended up clearing 3 balls.
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Post by onionman on Jan 7, 2018 21:58:34 GMT
Imagine a quarter of a tonne of butterscotch angel delight, moulded amateurishly by an art student into something vaguely resembling a human being, and then dumped on to a football pitch in the general area a left-back should be.
That's Derek Statham.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 7, 2018 22:03:23 GMT
Michael Ricketts.
Whichever part of the pitch he was on, was the direction you’d begin to start sliding off your seat.
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Post by spiderpuss on Jan 7, 2018 22:18:42 GMT
Michael Ricketts. Whichever part of the pitch he was on, was the direction you’d begin to start sliding off your seat. What happened to him you can read the same for Saido, so much promise, but no application at all. Like Ricketts will probably end up at Walsall or similar.
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Post by thehoof on Jan 7, 2018 22:23:28 GMT
The guy we had on loan who kicked somebody in the bollocks. I've sadly forgotten their name. I think he played under Alan Ball. Classic Oatie post Was that Billy Whitehurst?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2018 23:18:19 GMT
The guy we had on loan who kicked somebody in the bollocks. I've sadly forgotten their name. I think he played under Alan Ball. Don't know how I forgot - Big Billy Whitehurst of course. I could have sworn we had signed him properly rather than loaned him. Thanks to wikipedia I was then further stunned to discover he only played 3 times for us. I genuinely thought we had him for a couple of seasons. The only things I remembered correctly were his size and that he didn't score.
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Post by swampySCFC on Jan 7, 2018 23:23:52 GMT
Southall Steve Parkin Michael Duberry Paul Williams Kevin Wimmer Bjarni Gudjonsson Tony Kelly Charlie Adam Winston Palacios Saido Berahino Jon Parkin I'm sure that lot could steamroller a few sides Bjarni????? Duberry????? Parkin???? Wimmer???? Adam????? Berahino???. Incidentally Tony Kelly (Zico) could play in our team today
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