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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2017 11:47:15 GMT
With Bojan and Muni still being on loan, how do you rate our squad sexiness?
Sexy: Butland, Eric, Sobhi
Handsome: Johnson, Affelay, Jese
Normal: Edwards, Choupo, Shaq, Saido, Grant
A bit picasso: Wimmer, BMI, Kurt
Fuglies: Ryan, Fletcher, Adam, our Joe, Crouch
Diouf not sure about, either normal or picasso. Throw in Coates, Hughes, Scholes, Carto, Bowen to the fuglies too and Stoke are definitely balanced in favour of being not sexy at all.
Maybe it is as simple as this, as the reason we are not good to watch.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2017 12:27:37 GMT
There's just nobody like 'sexual Whelan' anymore - I used to find that stuff absolutely hilarious
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Post by blackpoolred on Dec 28, 2017 13:17:07 GMT
Do you mind, this is a macho board and Stoke is a macho town, it's not right we talk about this type of thing on the oatie.
Signed: Lewis Hamilton
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2017 13:39:31 GMT
There's just nobody like 'sexual Whelan' anymore - I used to find that stuff absolutely hilarious Agree. The downside of that though was having Whelan in midfield. |
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Post by leicspotter on Dec 28, 2017 14:53:30 GMT
Love your idea of 'normal'  |
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Post by Gods on Dec 28, 2017 15:02:53 GMT
This picture of TP's Europa League team always makes me smile, at least a couple of them look like they have come from 'central casting' for The Night of the Living Dead movie.  |
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Post by Bera’s Beano on Dec 28, 2017 15:17:41 GMT
With Bojan and Muni still being on loan, how do you rate our squad sexiness? Sexy: Butland, Eric, Sobhi Handsome: Johnson, Affelay, Jese Normal: Edwards, Choupo, Shaq, Saido, Grant A bit picasso: Wimmer, BMI, Kurt Fuglies: Ryan, Fletcher, Adam, our Joe, Crouch Diouf not sure about, either normal or picasso. Throw in Coates, Hughes, Scholes, Carto, Bowen to the fuglies too and Stoke are definitely balanced in favour of being not sexy at all. Maybe it is as simple as this, as the reason we are not good to watch. It is absolutely impossible to put Crouchy in any category other than Sexy since he managed to land the absolute banger Abbey Clancy. He may be ugly but you don't land that without something we clearly cannot see. |
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Post by kustokie on Dec 28, 2017 15:20:31 GMT
There's just nobody like 'sexual Whelan' anymore - I used to find that stuff absolutely hilarious Agree. The downside of that though was having Whelan in midfield. But, but...we now have Fletcher! |
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Post by kustokie on Dec 28, 2017 15:23:37 GMT
With Bojan and Muni still being on loan, how do you rate our squad sexiness? Sexy: Butland, Eric, Sobhi Handsome: Johnson, Affelay, Jese Normal: Edwards, Choupo, Shaq, Saido, Grant A bit picasso: Wimmer, BMI, Kurt Fuglies: Ryan, Fletcher, Adam, our Joe, Crouch Diouf not sure about, either normal or picasso. Throw in Coates, Hughes, Scholes, Carto, Bowen to the fuglies too and Stoke are definitely balanced in favour of being not sexy at all. Maybe it is as simple as this, as the reason we are not good to watch. It is absolutely impossible to put Crouchy in any category other than Sexy since he managed to land the absolute banger Abbey Clancy. He may be ugly but you don't land that without something we clearly cannot see. Crouch has a great sense of humor and can always we relied on for a good one liner. My favorite is his answer to reporter who asked him what he would have been if wasn’t a famous rich footballer. His reply: “Probably a virgin!” |
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Post by Trouserdog on Dec 28, 2017 15:24:03 GMT
I haven't fancied a Stoke player since Jurgen Van Duerzen retired.
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Post by leicspotter on Dec 28, 2017 15:25:56 GMT
I haven't fancied a Stoke player since Jurgen Van Duerzen retired. Jurgen and Deano together on a night out...fanny magnets! |
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Post by cobhamstokey on Dec 28, 2017 15:27:51 GMT
Always thought Camerons a well groomed young man.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Dec 28, 2017 15:27:58 GMT
You’ve answered your own question, since Bojan and Muni left there’s nothing other than a motley collection of cave-dwelling troglodytes shuffling around the place like stoned ghosts.
Bojan on his own would lift the whole team up to the sexiest in the world, he could shag my mum and I’d slap my dad for objecting to it.
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Post by Bera’s Beano on Dec 28, 2017 15:28:31 GMT
It is absolutely impossible to put Crouchy in any category other than Sexy since he managed to land the absolute banger Abbey Clancy. He may be ugly but you don't land that without something we clearly cannot see. Crouch has a great sense of humor and can always we relied on for a good one liner. My favorite is his answer to reporter who asked him what he would have been if wasn’t a famous rich footballer. His reply: “Probably a virgin!” Loved that too but if a sense of humour was all it took to bag a 10 I'd be with Emma Watson right now... He's a legend to inspire us all, minstrels should be writing songs about his conquest when you look at him and then look at her. |
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Post by Seymour Beaver on Dec 28, 2017 15:31:41 GMT
Crouch has a great sense of humor and can always we relied on for a good one liner. My favorite is his answer to reporter who asked him what he would have been if wasn’t a famous rich footballer. His reply: “Probably a virgin!” Loved that too but if a sense of humour was all it took to bag a 10 I'd be with Emma Watson right now... He's a legend to inspire us all, minstrels should be writing songs about his conquest when you look at him and then look at her. Best of all - he got caught out shagging a whore and she still had him back!!! |
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Post by Bera’s Beano on Dec 28, 2017 15:33:40 GMT
Loved that too but if a sense of humour was all it took to bag a 10 I'd be with Emma Watson right now... He's a legend to inspire us all, minstrels should be writing songs about his conquest when you look at him and then look at her. Best of all - he got caught out shagging a whore and she still had him back!!! He will go down in history!!! He must be hung so low he has to roll it up and tie it round itself during matches so it doesn't hang out of his shorts. That Cameron Jerome song needs recycling lads... |
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Post by leicspotter on Dec 28, 2017 15:39:52 GMT
Crouch has a great sense of humor and can always we relied on for a good one liner. My favorite is his answer to reporter who asked him what he would have been if wasn’t a famous rich footballer. His reply: “Probably a virgin!” Loved that too but if a sense of humour was all it took to bag a 10 I'd be with Emma Watson right now...He's a legend to inspire us all, minstrels should be writing songs about his conquest when you look at him and then look at her. Seriously Matt? Don't think so... |
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Post by Bera’s Beano on Dec 28, 2017 15:43:59 GMT
Loved that too but if a sense of humour was all it took to bag a 10 I'd be with Emma Watson right now...He's a legend to inspire us all, minstrels should be writing songs about his conquest when you look at him and then look at her. Seriously Matt? Don't think so... Alright then, I just like to dream sometimes and I watched that Beauty and the Beast film she was in the other day Couldn't let me have it for a moment could you...  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2017 15:45:59 GMT
With Bojan and Muni still being on loan, how do you rate our squad sexiness? Sexy: Butland, Eric, Sobhi Handsome: Johnson, Affelay, Jese Normal: Edwards, Choupo, Shaq, Saido, Grant A bit picasso: Wimmer, BMI, Kurt Fuglies: Ryan, Fletcher, Adam, our Joe, Crouch Diouf not sure about, either normal or picasso. Throw in Coates, Hughes, Scholes, Carto, Bowen to the fuglies too and Stoke are definitely balanced in favour of being not sexy at all. Maybe it is as simple as this, as the reason we are not good to watch. It is absolutely impossible to put Crouchy in any category other than Sexy since he managed to land the absolute banger Abbey Clancy. He may be ugly but you don't land that without something we clearly cannot see. No, that just means he's fugly but got a stunning missus. |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Dec 28, 2017 15:50:48 GMT
Who can forget Prudhoe.
His picture kept my dog away from the fireplace lol.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2017 15:51:36 GMT
You’ve answered your own question, since Bojan and Muni left there’s nothing other than a motley collection of cave-dwelling troglodytes shuffling around the place like stoned ghosts. Bojan on his own would lift the whole team up to the sexiest in the world, he could shag my mum and I’d slap my dad for objecting to it. Ah yes but the fact that Bojan and Muni aren't here at least allows for a reasonable comparison. I agree that with them, in comparison, it would just be two categories. It would be like including Piers Morgan in any comparison of who is a complete and utter dick. Even Hitler would only be about 3/10 on that scale, with Morgan being 10. Without, he's definitely a 8 or 9 out of 10...still got Arsene Wenger and Simon Cowell. And who says your dad would be objecting to it?? He'd probably be peeping through the wardrobe door thinking "well, at least its Bojan this time instead of Uncle Dave". |
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Post by robstokie on Dec 28, 2017 16:29:48 GMT
I hope iloveglennwhelan doesn't see this - he knows squad sexiness is at its lowest point since January 2008.
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Post by scfcrmagic on Dec 29, 2017 2:47:01 GMT
With Bojan and Muni still being on loan, how do you rate our squad sexiness? Sexy: Butland, Eric, Sobhi Handsome: Johnson, Affelay, Jese Normal: Edwards, Choupo, Shaq, Saido, Grant A bit picasso: Wimmer, BMI, Kurt Fuglies: Ryan, Fletcher, Adam, our Joe, Crouch Diouf not sure about, either normal or picasso. Throw in Coates, Hughes, Scholes, Carto, Bowen to the fuglies too and Stoke are definitely balanced in favour of being not sexy at all. Maybe it is as simple as this, as the reason we are not good to watch. Sexy : Butland mmmm, Eric, Gorgeous Grant, Jesé....all top drawer IMO Handsome : Fletcher, Johnson, Sparky Cute ; Ryan, Joe, Affelay No Adonis ; Wimmer,Shaq, Saido, Adam, Crouch, BMI, Zooms, Edwards, Choops, Geffers, Sobhi (silly sideburns) Obviously “sexual Whelan” is a hard act to follow.. |
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Post by GeneralFaye on Dec 29, 2017 5:31:16 GMT
Never been the same in the "team sexiness" stakes since Mike Sheron left the club.
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Post by turtlefox on Dec 29, 2017 6:57:43 GMT
Not sure about about sexiness but Hardcore porn seems to be the order of the day with alot of posters wanting to see Sparky bent over the boardroom desk with Denises dildo shafting his rectum.
" you incompetent bitch. Say it, say it " yeiwyyieuuuqkkposieyyuu ( that's "yes I am" in Welsh )Said Sparky.
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Post by dutchstokie on Dec 29, 2017 9:43:47 GMT
Who can forget Prudhoe. His picture kept my dog away from the fireplace lol. Johnny Halls as well .... have to say he was towards the front of the queue on the ‘ dishing out the looks’ day! The bastard 😁 Didn’t he do make modeling or summat? |
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Post by humbersidepotter on Dec 29, 2017 12:27:03 GMT
Marc Goodfellow was genuinely scary, makes phil Jones' gurning look normal.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2017 12:31:44 GMT
Choupo is fucking gorgeous
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Post by chigstoke on Dec 29, 2017 12:32:18 GMT
Who can forget Prudhoe. His picture kept my dog away from the fireplace lol. Johnny Halls as well .... have to say he was towards the front of the queue on the ‘ dishing out the looks’ day! The bastard 😁 Didn’t he do make modeling or summat? Correct, he did  |
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Post by Wizbit on Dec 29, 2017 12:42:14 GMT
Some lookers on here !
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