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Post by harryburrows on Dec 24, 2017 15:27:35 GMT
Only if you grasp the golden rivet ⚓️ My friend who was in the Navy reckoned there was no democracy in the services as it always seemed to be his turn in the barrel. See if northy and his chums want to share the grubby secrets of the senior service
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Post by Billybigbollox on Dec 24, 2017 15:37:59 GMT
My friend who was in the Navy reckoned there was no democracy in the services as it always seemed to be his turn in the barrel. See if northy and his chums want to share the grubby secrets of the senior service They are a sick bunch Harry, that’s for sure. All that pent up aggression and testosterone. My brother in law is in the Falkland’s veterans foundation. He spends half his time making dirty videos of him and his Mrs and the rest of the time abusing Argies on the internet. He loves it.
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 24, 2017 15:41:51 GMT
See if northy and his chums want to share the grubby secrets of the senior service They are a sick bunch Harry, that’s for sure. All that pent up aggression and testosterone. My brother in law is in the Falkland’s veterans foundation. He spends half his time making dirty videos of him and his Mrs and the rest of the time abusing Argies on the internet. He loves it. Link?
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Post by Billybigbollox on Dec 24, 2017 15:47:42 GMT
They are a sick bunch Harry, that’s for sure. All that pent up aggression and testosterone. My brother in law is in the Falkland’s veterans foundation. He spends half his time making dirty videos of him and his Mrs and the rest of the time abusing Argies on the internet. He loves it. Link? My god you wouldn’t want to witness that Harry. They’re both nearly 60. She’s fat and ginger and he’s fat and bald. 30 odd years in the Navy seem to have fucked him right up. Mind you he wasn’t the full ticket before he joined, so it may be nothing to do with being in the Navy.
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 24, 2017 15:51:27 GMT
My god you wouldn’t want to witness that Harry. They’re both nearly 60. She’s fat and ginger and he’s fat and bald. 30 odd years in the Navy seem to have fucked him right up. Mind you he wasn’t the full ticket before he joined, so it may be nothing to do with being in the Navy. I hear you billy , in fact my ex brother in law was in the RN . Very odd too
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Post by lawrieleslie on Dec 24, 2017 17:01:09 GMT
My god you wouldn’t want to witness that Harry. They’re both nearly 60. She’s fat and ginger and he’s fat and bald. 30 odd years in the Navy seem to have fucked him right up. Mind you he wasn’t the full ticket before he joined, so it may be nothing to do with being in the Navy. Nowt as queer as folk Billy. I too spent 34 years in the Navy, had a very traumatic Falklands War and other conflicts. However when I retired from it in 2003, I left it all behind with no desire to attend reunions or belong to any of the drinking clubs that lure ex-servicemen. I'm not even in the British Legion although do support it and other service charities and still have ex-Navy friends that I see regularly. Instead I just forged a new life with family and friends and a new career in education from which I recently retired from. I’m not knocking your bro because each to his own and some ex-servicemen find it difficult to embrace civvy street and need to maintain a link to what was a massive part of their lives.
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Post by Northy on Dec 24, 2017 19:02:25 GMT
My god you wouldn’t want to witness that Harry. They’re both nearly 60. She’s fat and ginger and he’s fat and bald. 30 odd years in the Navy seem to have fucked him right up. Mind you he wasn’t the full ticket before he joined, so it may be nothing to do with being in the Navy. Nowt as queer as folk Billy. I too spent 34 years in the Navy, had a very traumatic Falklands War and other conflicts. However when I retired from it in 2003, I left it all behind with no desire to attend reunions or belong to any of the drinking clubs that lure ex-servicemen. I'm not even in the British Legion although do support it and other service charities and still have ex-Navy friends that I see regularly. Instead I just forged a new life with family and friends and a new career in education from which I recently retired from. I’m not knocking your bro because each to his own and some ex-servicemen find it difficult to embrace civvy street and need to maintain a link to what was a massive part of their lives. same here, had some very good times away on trips, wonder how Im still around at times, once out a new direction, no desire to wear grey slacks and a blue blazer and march around. Met up with a couple of good old mates for a beer or two and a chat but thats it.
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Post by Northy on Dec 24, 2017 19:04:29 GMT
My friend who was in the Navy reckoned there was no democracy in the services as it always seemed to be his turn in the barrel. See if northy and his chums want to share the grubby secrets of the senior service when abroad in port, it was great, if it was female and moved, shag it, if it didnt move, eat or drink it
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Post by Billybigbollox on Dec 24, 2017 19:04:40 GMT
My god you wouldn’t want to witness that Harry. They’re both nearly 60. She’s fat and ginger and he’s fat and bald. 30 odd years in the Navy seem to have fucked him right up. Mind you he wasn’t the full ticket before he joined, so it may be nothing to do with being in the Navy. Nowt as queer as folk Billy. I too spent 34 years in the Navy, had a very traumatic Falklands War and other conflicts. However when I retired from it in 2003, I left it all behind with no desire to attend reunions or belong to any of the drinking clubs that lure ex-servicemen. I'm not even in the British Legion although do support it and other service charities and still have ex-Navy friends that I see regularly. Instead I just forged a new life with family and friends and a new career in education from which I recently retired from. I’m not knocking your bro because each to his own and some ex-servicemen find it difficult to embrace civvy street and need to maintain a link to what was a massive part of their lives. No I don’t blame him for being angry. I respect what he did and went through, but he’s like Uncle Albert off Only fools and Horses. Now he works on the rigs and spends his 3 weeks off getting pissed and getting banned from Facebook for abusing anyone with a different opinion. Mostly people from Argentina. My neighbor is Argentinian. I daren’t tell him.
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Post by Northy on Dec 24, 2017 19:33:30 GMT
My god you wouldn’t want to witness that Harry. They’re both nearly 60. She’s fat and ginger and he’s fat and bald. 30 odd years in the Navy seem to have fucked him right up. Mind you he wasn’t the full ticket before he joined, so it may be nothing to do with being in the Navy. I hear you billy , in fact my ex brother in law was in the RN . Very odd too .
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Post by cooper67 on Dec 24, 2017 19:51:26 GMT
I got stopped by the Police on Wednesday morning just gone.Headlight bulb gone so it gave them the opportunity to breathalys me.Got a zero reading-as I should have done as I had just come off a night shift. Fuck me times have changed Craig. When I worked in mental health it was almost compulsory to drink on duty. Bloody EU, the sooner we get out the better. I know Paul-terrible times. It's a good job they didn't catch me on the way in.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Dec 24, 2017 20:06:02 GMT
Fuck me times have changed Craig. When I worked in mental health it was almost compulsory to drink on duty. Bloody EU, the sooner we get out the better. I know Paul-terrible times. It's a good job they didn't catch me on the way in. I used to work with a bloke who used to take his breaks in the social club. He was always pissed. The hospital management were always trying to catch him out and never could, In they end they suspended him and reported him to the ENB (NMC) for swearing. Considering the environment it would’ve been unusual to find someone who didn’t swear, but it was the only thing they could get him for. He got so pissed one night that he threw the tv out of the nurses Home window. Those were the days.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Dec 24, 2017 20:06:46 GMT
I hear you billy , in fact my ex brother in law was in the RN . Very odd too . Attachment Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2017 21:07:51 GMT
The Staff at Tesco now get on my Wick, you used to be able to use the self service tills & then put how many bags you used in to the machine before you paid, like one or two etc.
Now it appears that when you take a bag you have to scan it at the start, I did not, as I did not know, and the guy stood behind me like I was in being checked into prison...
I just left it all there and left..pissed me right off
TEST
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Post by felonious on Dec 25, 2017 7:24:28 GMT
The Staff at Tesco now get on my Wick, you used to be able to use the self service tills & then put how many bags you used in to the machine before you paid, like one or two etc. Now it appears that when you take a bag you have to scan it at the start, I did not, as I did not know, and the guy stood behind me like I was in being checked into prison... I just left it all there and left..pissed me right off TEST Did you feel better after a good flounce?
I know a woman who took her 17 year old daughter to the supermarket to help with the packing and unloading for a fortnightly shop. The daughter lifted a bottle of wine on to the counter and the cashier said she needed an id. When told that the wine was not for her the cashier said it couldn't go through the till. Everything was left where it was and they went on to the next available supermarket.
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 25, 2017 8:47:00 GMT
The Staff at Tesco now get on my Wick, you used to be able to use the self service tills & then put how many bags you used in to the machine before you paid, like one or two etc. Now it appears that when you take a bag you have to scan it at the start, I did not, as I did not know, and the guy stood behind me like I was in being checked into prison... I just left it all there and left..pissed me right off TEST Did you feel better after a good flounce?
I know a woman who took her 17 year old daughter to the supermarket to help with the packing and unloading for a fortnightly shop. The daughter lifted a bottle of wine on to the counter and the cashier said she needed an id. When told that the wine was not for her the cashier said it couldn't go through the till. Everything was left where it was and they went on to the next available supermarket.
When did this happen to you mate ? That's shocking............. sorry your friend 😜
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Post by turtlefox on Dec 26, 2017 1:10:29 GMT
Never been caught, so I'm an upstanding citizen. Although I don't do that much to be caught. Criminals are treated pretty well, once they've done a crime.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Dec 26, 2017 13:18:00 GMT
The Staff at Tesco now get on my Wick, you used to be able to use the self service tills & then put how many bags you used in to the machine before you paid, like one or two etc. Now it appears that when you take a bag you have to scan it at the start, I did not, as I did not know, and the guy stood behind me like I was in being checked into prison... I just left it all there and left..pissed me right off TEST A bit off topic but I was in Morrisons self check out and next to my check out were the family massive mum and two kids probably weighing in at 50 stone between them. The mother was busy putting through the usual crisps, processed food, pizza etc etc. When she tried putting through a couple of bags of salad leaves she was met with "surprising item in your shopping bag".
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Post by felonious on Dec 26, 2017 18:17:30 GMT
The Staff at Tesco now get on my Wick, you used to be able to use the self service tills & then put how many bags you used in to the machine before you paid, like one or two etc. Now it appears that when you take a bag you have to scan it at the start, I did not, as I did not know, and the guy stood behind me like I was in being checked into prison... I just left it all there and left..pissed me right off TEST A bit off topic but I was in Morrisons self check out and next to my check out were the family massive mum and two kids probably weighing in at 50 stone between them. The mother was busy putting through the usual crisps, processed food, pizza etc etc. When she tried putting through a couple of bags of salad leaves she was met with "surprising item in your shopping bag". Hope she got them through. Don't want to see the rabbits starving.
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Post by boothenboys1863 on Dec 27, 2017 1:09:14 GMT
Yes! A few years ago after a match I was walking past the holiday inn and a lad I used knock around with was on a bus parked up banged on the window and put his thumb up too me. I put my hand up and out of nowhere a copper just flew at me and pushed me.
obviously pissed me right off and I was asking why he’d done it and he kept saying “I’ve just watched you do that”, but I’d literally just waved at my mate a fellow stoke fan on a bus. God knows what he thought I’d done. Anyway I was pleading my innocence to him and he really wasn’t having any of it he was adamant I’d done something wrong kept pushing me away shouting in my face “move on move on”.
There was 2 other coppers standing there a bloke and women and I was asking them “what’s his fucking problem” the bloke just looked away and the women laughed it was a right strange situation.
I remember thinking I’d love punch his head in but I’d have opened a a whole new can of worms if I’d have done anything to him. When I think about it even now it angers me as I’m writing this I’m getting wound up!!
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 27, 2017 4:46:12 GMT
I was once arrested in Majorca for refusing to pay for a meal covered in flies
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Post by yes on Dec 27, 2017 6:23:35 GMT
Had a police escort for 5 of us at West Ham away, first year in the Olympic Stadium.
We're the least threatening looking bunch you could ever meet, yet they were stopping West Ham fans from crossing roads etc for us.
I walked on a road instead of the pavement for a moment and a man on a police horse shouted at me to get back.
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Post by yes on Dec 27, 2017 6:25:46 GMT
By the way it was an unused road, not something like the a500.
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Post by Widget123 on Dec 28, 2017 20:09:50 GMT
when I lived in Bradford as a student we used to day trip to Leeds for a day on the beers. Used to be great fun walking into Harvey Nichols and immediately obtaining a security team member as a shadow! We used to split up somewhere in the store where expensive products were on sale and watch as he panicked and rang on his walkie talkie for backup like we were planning a grand heist or something. I'm sure after three years of doing it they probably had pictures of us on their security team induction PowerPoint! 😂
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Post by marwood on Dec 28, 2017 21:58:00 GMT
I pulled up at a garage forecourt one summer day once with both windows down in my mark one Escort. I had Bob Marley turned up to number Eleven and was bare chested and was wearing a cowboy hat. A police car was also filling up and they took the Opportunity to search the Mk1. They found no drugs and I was left to ponder whethe or not I had acted like a criminal, or looked like a criminal
Probably neither
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2017 23:57:33 GMT
Loads of times. But to be fair I deserved it everytime as I was guilty as fuck. Edit: Nothing more serious than stupid pissed up lads stuff
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Post by Saul Krakinov on Dec 31, 2017 17:42:26 GMT
Did a night in the cells in the early nineties for setting fire to a police woman's house Down side is that i hadn't even done it. Turns out it was some gypo bastard that had done it, the wakes were in town at the time Even more of a down side. My mate had been in the cell before me for drunken disorderly and as i found out later had pissed all over the cell, dirty bastard Memorable night really
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