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Post by felonious on Dec 23, 2017 20:38:39 GMT
I went into a bookshop in Sidmouth this week sporting one of my finest hoodies (hood down) and unfortunately sporting a dodgy eye currently under treatment but a little swollen
I was looking at their array of Christmas and birthday cards when I realised out of the corner of my good eye that the proprietor was following me around the shop
Fortunately the eye will get better and the hoody can be replaced with something less incriminating
Anyone else having problems?
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Post by bigjohnritchie on Dec 23, 2017 20:40:54 GMT
I went into a bookshop in Sidmouth this week sporting one of my finest hoodies (hood down) and unfortunately sporting a dodgy eye currently under treatment but a little swollen
I was looking at their array of Christmas and birthday cards when I realised out of the corner of my good eye that the proprietor was foolowing me around the shop
Fortunately the eye will get better and the hoody can be replaced with something less incriminating
Anyone else having problems? You seem a A bit suspicious to me Felon.........ious to be honest!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2017 20:42:35 GMT
Yeh a bird gave me the eye once
So I polished it and gave it her back
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Post by lordb on Dec 23, 2017 20:42:47 GMT
Yes I used to watch football matches as an away supporter during the 1980's.
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 23, 2017 20:43:02 GMT
The only consequence of my appearance was a very nice lady came and packed my shopping in m&s today . She didn't even ask me
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Post by crapslinger on Dec 23, 2017 20:45:49 GMT
The only consequence of my appearance was a very nice lady came and packed my shopping in m&s today . She didn't even ask me Did you check it was all there after she packed it !
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2017 20:46:16 GMT
Funnily enough I called into my local home bargains for a box of cocodemol Queuing at the till a woman further in front looked at me and whispered to the lady on the till Me snuggly thinking....she prob thinks I’m someone famous.
The till lady rushes over to a poster looks closely at it and shouts....nah, that’s not him
Only a fucking wanted poster with a reward
😡
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Post by felonious on Dec 23, 2017 20:46:36 GMT
The only consequence of my appearance was a very nice lady came and packed my shopping in m&s today . She didn't even ask me Still got the limp Harry?
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Post by bathstoke on Dec 23, 2017 20:49:03 GMT
I'm used used to it. Does that make me a victim or them prejudice...
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 23, 2017 20:49:20 GMT
The only consequence of my appearance was a very nice lady came and packed my shopping in m&s today . She didn't even ask me Still got the limp Harry? Yes mate the new knee is still a bit limpy and the other one is 😖 as well
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 23, 2017 20:50:57 GMT
Funnily enough I called into my local home bargains for a box of cocodemol Queuing at the till a woman further in front looked at me and whispered to the lady on the till Me snuggly thinking....she prob thinks I’m someone famous. The till lady rushes over to a poster looks closely at it and shouts....nah, that’s not him Only a fucking wanted poster with a reward 😡 😆😆😆😆😆
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Post by bathstoke on Dec 23, 2017 20:51:27 GMT
Still got the limp Harry? Yes mate the new knee is still a bit limpy and the other one is 😖 as well How old actually are you Harry...
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Post by crapslinger on Dec 23, 2017 20:52:15 GMT
I'm used used to it. Does that make me a victim or them prejudice... It's the hat and cigar that do that.
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Post by bathstoke on Dec 23, 2017 21:04:53 GMT
I'm used used to it. Does that make me a victim or them prejudice... It's the hat and cigar that do that. Whatever my hat & cigar say, that belt buckle is as camp as ChristmasXx
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2017 21:06:02 GMT
Yes mate the new knee is still a bit limpy and the other one is 😖 as well How old actually are you Harry... He’s forgot
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Post by bigjohnritchie on Dec 23, 2017 21:17:49 GMT
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Post by Waggy on Dec 23, 2017 21:25:58 GMT
I once got fingered up Hanley but i wasn't guilty if anything
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Post by felonious on Dec 23, 2017 21:34:17 GMT
You'd never get him out of it
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 24, 2017 1:03:25 GMT
Yes mate the new knee is still a bit limpy and the other one is 😖 as well How old actually are you Harry... Old as my tongue 👅 and a little bit older than my teeth 🐤
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Post by Dutchpeter on Dec 24, 2017 5:40:06 GMT
I used to get stopped and searched by the Police so many times, it was unbelievable. Now mysteriously not been stopped in the last three years.
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Post by felonious on Dec 24, 2017 7:46:45 GMT
I used to get stopped and searched by the Police so many times, it was unbelievable. Now mysteriously not been stopped in the last three years. Another poster boy?
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Post by tuum on Dec 24, 2017 7:50:24 GMT
I used to get stopped and searched by the Police so many times, it was unbelievable. Now mysteriously not been stopped in the last three years. Are you currently in jail?
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Post by Dutchpeter on Dec 24, 2017 8:37:10 GMT
I used to get stopped and searched by the Police so many times, it was unbelievable. Now mysteriously not been stopped in the last three years. Another poster boy? Only a face a mother could love
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Post by Dutchpeter on Dec 24, 2017 8:38:12 GMT
I used to get stopped and searched by the Police so many times, it was unbelievable. Now mysteriously not been stopped in the last three years. Are you currently in jail? Armed forces, so that’s probably worse?
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Post by cooper67 on Dec 24, 2017 11:55:04 GMT
I got stopped by the Police on Wednesday morning just gone.Headlight bulb gone so it gave them the opportunity to breathalys me.Got a zero reading-as I should have done as I had just come off a night shift.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Dec 24, 2017 12:29:37 GMT
I got stopped by the Police on Wednesday morning just gone.Headlight bulb gone so it gave them the opportunity to breathalys me.Got a zero reading-as I should have done as I had just come off a night shift. Fuck me times have changed Craig. When I worked in mental health it was almost compulsory to drink on duty. Bloody EU, the sooner we get out the better.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Dec 24, 2017 13:11:48 GMT
I got stopped by the Police on Wednesday morning just gone.Headlight bulb gone so it gave them the opportunity to breathalys me.Got a zero reading-as I should have done as I had just come off a night shift. Fuck me times have changed Craig. When I worked in mental health it was almost compulsory to drink on duty. Bloody EU, the sooner we get out the better. When I was in the Navy there was a strict rule that you couldn’t get drunk on duty. Put it to the test many a time though and proved them wrong.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Dec 24, 2017 15:19:41 GMT
Fuck me times have changed Craig. When I worked in mental health it was almost compulsory to drink on duty. Bloody EU, the sooner we get out the better. When I was in the Navy there was a strict rule that you couldn’t get drunk on duty. Put it to the test many a time though and proved them wrong. Do they still give a rum ration in the Navy? I’d like to think they do, but it’s probably a thing of the past.
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 24, 2017 15:21:54 GMT
When I was in the Navy there was a strict rule that you couldn’t get drunk on duty. Put it to the test many a time though and proved them wrong. Do they still give a rum ration in the Navy? I’d like to think they do, but it’s probably a thing of the past. Only if you grasp the golden rivet ⚓️
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Post by Billybigbollox on Dec 24, 2017 15:24:01 GMT
Do they still give a rum ration in the Navy? I’d like to think they do, but it’s probably a thing of the past. Only if you grasp the golden rivet ⚓️ My friend who was in the Navy reckoned there was no democracy in the services as it always seemed to be his turn in the barrel.
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