To the tune of Oasis' Live Forever.
(supporters)
maybeee,
we just really wanna know,
how this shit-show,
has gone on for so long,
latelyyy,
does Peter feel the pain,
for his refrain,
he's got this very wrong,
maybe we will not survive,
average age of 35,
mam diouf at right wing back,
leslie needs to get the sack,
how the fucks it come to this,
the situations quite amiss,
(mark hughes monotone)
you and I are going down together,
(supporters)
we said maybeee,
stoke-a-lona was a dream,
now the transfer team,
must come in for some flack,
twenty millll,
is what we spunked on Gianell,
this must be hell,
were those pizzas laced with crack?
maybe we'd just like to see,
a team that doesn't lose by three,
and often four and sometimes 5,
surely leslie can't survive?
how the fucks it come to this,
it really takes the fucking piss,
(mark hughes monotone)
you and I are going down together,
(mark hughes melodica solo whilst rotten fruit rain downs on him, which he is seemingly oblivious to)
(supporters)
maybeee,
nearly two years of shite,
the time surely must be right,
for mark to get the sack,
latelyyy,
fans have all begun to turn,
some twats even yearn,
for the capped one to come back,
fans have all begun to turn,
yet sparky never seems to learn,
you can't stick with three at the back,
when your squad severely lacks,
how the hell can we survive,
the man needs a P45,
(hughes monotone)
you and I are going down together,
going down together,
going down together,
(supporters)
we're going down togetherrrrrr,
we're going down togetherrrrrr,
we're going down togetherrrrrr,
we're going down togetherrrrrrrrrrr,
(mark hughes melodica outro whilst rotten fruit rains down on him once more)