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Post by jbbpvfc on Dec 31, 2017 20:19:00 GMT
I am a Brazilian and a fan of Port Vale, like some other friends of mine. I do not live in England Can I ask... Why Vale? I started to follow English football more closely in 2009 And I ended up knowing Port Vale and watching games I liked the club, I sympathized and bought a club shirt I currently know 28 people who are fans of Port Vale here in Brazil besides me |
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Post by Parkhall Wanderer on Dec 31, 2017 20:22:37 GMT
I'm quite surprised by how good the grammar is on there. Whenever I've been anywhere near Burslem it's like the Hills Have Eyes. I am a Brazilian and a fan of Port Vale, like some other friends of mine. I do not live in England What’s the Brazilian equilavent of the railway paddock bogs. You do know you are a rarity most Port Fail fans don’t have any mates due to the stench emitting from them👍 |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2017 20:26:39 GMT
Fucking hell my sides are split from laughing.
The legend of Porto Valiente - he has risen again.
One of his lot I think he is called Jonni Rugerio?
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Post by estp1863 on Dec 31, 2017 20:27:20 GMT
I started to follow English football more closely in 2009 And I ended up knowing Port Vale and watching games I liked the club, I sympathized and bought a club shirt I currently know 28 people who are fans of Port Vale here in Brazil besides me 😁 get in touch with the club you lot are sure to be better than the 4th division shower of shite they have now. Vale coco cabana park |
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Post by jbbpvfc on Dec 31, 2017 20:27:55 GMT
Fucking hell my sides are split from laughing. The legend of Porto Valiente - he has risen again. One of his lot I think he is called Jonni Rugerio? José Bruno |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2017 20:28:10 GMT
I am a Brazilian and a fan of Port Vale, like some other friends of mine. I do not live in England What’s the Brazilian equilavent of the railway paddock bogs. You do know you are a rarity most Port Fail fans don’t have any mates due to the stench emitting from them👍 Favelas los rato de esgoto |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2017 20:29:01 GMT
Fucking hell my sides are split from laughing. The legend of Porto Valiente - he has risen again. One of his lot I think he is called Jonni Rugerio? José Bruno Does he know Jose Mourinho? |
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Post by jbbpvfc on Dec 31, 2017 20:29:20 GMT
I started to follow English football more closely in 2009 And I ended up knowing Port Vale and watching games I liked the club, I sympathized and bought a club shirt I currently know 28 people who are fans of Port Vale here in Brazil besides me 😁 get in touch with the club you lot are sure to be better than the 4th division shower of shite they have now. Vale coco cabana park I already tried Facebook contact but it did not work I can not send you via email Calling is very expensive |
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Post by estp1863 on Dec 31, 2017 20:30:25 GMT
😁 get in touch with the club you lot are sure to be better than the 4th division shower of shite they have now. Vale coco cabana park I already tried Facebook contact but it did not work I can not send you via email Calling is very expensive Yes I suppose vale can't afford to reverse charges. Never thought of that 🤣 |
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Post by Parkhall Wanderer on Dec 31, 2017 20:30:54 GMT
I started to follow English football more closely in 2009 And I ended up knowing Port Vale and watching games I liked the club, I sympathized and bought a club shirt I currently know 28 people who are fans of Port Vale here in Brazil besides me 😁 get in touch with the club you lot are sure to be better than the 4th division shower of shite they have now. Vale coco cabana park Samba di Hamil Road |
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Post by jbbpvfc on Dec 31, 2017 20:31:55 GMT
I and some other Brazilians have the plan to go to England to watch in Vale Park some departure from Port Vale
and try to make the club famous here in Brazil, bringing new fans, buying products
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Post by jbbpvfc on Dec 31, 2017 20:35:03 GMT
Does he know Jose Mourinho? I do not know but my family is of Portuguese origin |
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Post by estp1863 on Dec 31, 2017 20:35:28 GMT
I and some other Brazilians have the plan to go to England to watch in Vale Park some departure from Port Vale and try to make the club famous here in Brazil, bringing new fans, buying products I've got some toilet roll with p.v.f.c printed on every sheet if you want it to sell? |
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Post by thevoid on Dec 31, 2017 20:35:33 GMT
For anyone in any doubt how smalltime the Fail are, their main pub (The Crown) has a corner called 'The Tom Pope Suite' dedicated to their facially-challenged hero 🤣 That's like The Gardeners or Locomotive having a shrine dedicated to Andy Cooke or Graham Shaw 😎 Is that shit tip still open? Yeah, Northen Soul night on Friday. Hardly anyone in (that I know anyway 😉) |
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Post by Parkhall Wanderer on Dec 31, 2017 20:35:38 GMT
I and some other Brazilians have the plan to go to England to watch in Vale Park some departure from Port Vale and try to make the club famous here in Brazil, bringing new fans, buying products Can send you a thousand bars of official Port Vale Soap. Untouched and never used never been much demand for it. |
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Post by jbbpvfc on Dec 31, 2017 20:36:01 GMT
😁 get in touch with the club you lot are sure to be better than the 4th division shower of shite they have now. Vale coco cabana park Samba di Hamil Road In my region we do not hear samba, in fact samba is only heard in Rio de Janeiro, the rest of the country does not like |
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Post by djduncanjames on Dec 31, 2017 20:37:13 GMT
This has GOT to be a windup surely?
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Post by Parkhall Wanderer on Dec 31, 2017 20:42:18 GMT
In my region we do not hear samba, in fact samba is only heard in Rio de Janeiro, the rest of the country does not like I blame the hibiscus drink. |
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Post by jbbpvfc on Dec 31, 2017 20:47:42 GMT
In the town of Stoke are there fans of Port Vale scattered throughout the city? Stoke and Port Vale fans talking to each other about the rivalry? Are there people walking down the street wearing the Port Vale shirt?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2017 20:49:38 GMT
Had a bit of a heated debate last Wednesday with a unwashed prick. He was basically saying how ace it is see stoke struggling! So I reminded him on that if we go down we have achieved more in the last 10 years than he or any unwashed fan has seen ever before or ever will. I’ve seen us beat the so called top 6 numerous times. I’ve seen us in a cup final. I’ve seen us in Europe. I’ve lived the dream watching my club. I also reminded him on that I’ve seen us lose to tranmere Crewe Luton Oxford etc etc etc and suffer relegation to league 2 or whatever it was so struggling in the premiership is nowt to me.
Fucking vale ha ha wankers
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Post by estp1863 on Dec 31, 2017 20:53:17 GMT
In the town of Stoke are there fans of Port Vale scattered throughout the city? Stoke and Port Vale fans talking to each other about the rivalry? Are there people walking down the street wearing the Port Vale shirt? No, by what you are saying they are probably more established in Brazil than in England |
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Post by Parkhall Wanderer on Dec 31, 2017 20:55:27 GMT
In the town of Stoke are there fans of Port Vale scattered throughout the city? Stoke and Port Vale fans talking to each other about the rivalry? Are there people walking down the street wearing the Port Vale shirt? First finding a Vale fan that can speak is going some. And wearing a Fail Shirt in Stoke gets the wearer a one way ticket to A and E normally. Imagine someone wearing an Argentina shirt in RIO and what would happen to them and I think you get the idea. |
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Post by jbbpvfc on Dec 31, 2017 20:56:35 GMT
You’re being edged out by the Brewers. Easily Staffordshire’s second best team. I hate Burton Albion, more than Crewe yet |
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Post by jbbpvfc on Dec 31, 2017 21:00:01 GMT
In the town of Stoke are there fans of Port Vale scattered throughout the city? Stoke and Port Vale fans talking to each other about the rivalry? Are there people walking down the street wearing the Port Vale shirt? First finding a Vale fan that can speak is going some. And wearing a Fail Shirt in Stoke gets the wearer a one way ticket to A and E normally. Imagine someone wearing an Argentina shirt in RIO and what would happen to them and I think you get the idea. would be even worse a Brazilian in Buenos Aires with a shirt of the Brazilian national team their hatred is greater for us Brazilians |
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Post by Parkhall Wanderer on Dec 31, 2017 21:03:40 GMT
First finding a Vale fan that can speak is going some. And wearing a Fail Shirt in Stoke gets the wearer a one way ticket to A and E normally. Imagine someone wearing an Argentina shirt in RIO and what would happen to them and I think you get the idea. would be even worse a Brazilian in Buenos Aires with a shirt of the Brazilian national team their hatred is greater for us Brazilians You could always wear your Fail Shirt. Then they would fell sorry for you and not hate you. That’s when they’ve stopped wetting themselves with laughter. |
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Post by wizzardofdribble on Dec 31, 2017 21:04:15 GMT
Thought your grammar was too good to be true.  I have the help of google translate haha Muito bom ☺ |
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Dec 31, 2017 21:05:50 GMT
I currently know 28 people who are fans of Port Vale here in Brazil besides me Who'd have thought there'd be more Vale fans in Brazil than Burslem. |
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Post by jbbpvfc on Dec 31, 2017 21:11:37 GMT
Can you tell me what happened to Stockport County to have reached the sixth English division?
They have already been a bigger and more frequent club in Football League
Can they still recover?
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Post by dutchstokie on Dec 31, 2017 21:40:06 GMT
Can you tell me what happened to Stockport County to have reached the sixth English division? They have already been a bigger and more frequent club in Football League Can they still recover? Yeah it’s a simple answer........ they’re shit ! Just like the Vale |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2017 21:44:27 GMT
This has GOT to be a windup surely? It's a sketch, mate. |
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