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Post by scfcwebby on Nov 5, 2017 23:19:27 GMT
Surely they have to be slightly believeable to get people talking about them?
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Nov 5, 2017 23:24:56 GMT
The only reason John Rudge came to SCFC was so he could stay local to Burslem and the famous Leopard pub, which is the only place (including his own house) where he feels comfortable pooing.
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Post by boskampsflaps on Nov 6, 2017 1:13:16 GMT
The only reason Mark Hughes has not bought in two wingbacks is because he thinks Diouf has the potential to be great in the role and is considering using Berahino in that position on the opposite flank 😬 Ps Also Crouch to be moved to centre half for similar reasons 😀 You heard it here first 👍🤔 Strangely enough this always used to happen on FM.
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Nov 6, 2017 1:19:06 GMT
Sambégou Bangoura was abducted after the African cup of nations by aliens. He was sent back down to earth in the body of a young french kid named Kylian Mbappe.
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on Nov 6, 2017 6:23:15 GMT
Davesviews is Tony Scholes
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2017 6:46:06 GMT
Hughes is set to become the new Sunderland boss with a Tony Scholes dream team of Neil Warnock and Phil Brown taking over at the Bet365. Ryan will then be sold to Cardiff City and Berahino will be moved to centre half.
Phil Brown has been learning Delilah and is planning several half-time renditions to keep the crowd entertained.
Stoke will go on an unbeaten run to the end of the season, finishing 3rd and will next season win the Prem and Champions League double.
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Post by Clem Fandango on Nov 6, 2017 6:55:18 GMT
Jon Walters was white
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Post by dadofsam on Nov 6, 2017 9:33:33 GMT
The only reason we are paying Stephen Ireland is that he threatened to sue the club and Charlie Adam over his injury.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2017 11:12:08 GMT
The only reason Mark Hughes has not bought in two wingbacks is because he thinks Diouf has the potential to be great in the role and is considering using Berahino in that position on the opposite flank 😬 Ps Also Crouch to be moved to centre half for similar reasons 😀 You heard it here first 👍🤔 Strangely enough this always used to happen on FM. Never played it so was unaware dude 😁
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Post by robwahlmann on Nov 6, 2017 11:32:37 GMT
Arnautovic to return in a direct swap for Wimmer! We are allowed to hope, aren't we!?
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Post by chigstoke on Nov 6, 2017 11:51:20 GMT
One I'm sure I remember reading on here Pulis twatted Pennant with a Fire Extinguisher, around the time he dropped him for Shotton
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Post by hoofmagic on Nov 6, 2017 12:07:27 GMT
Next Stoke City Manager.........Peter Crouch.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2017 12:14:45 GMT
Tony Pulis calls his right testicle Jon
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Post by phileetin on Nov 6, 2017 13:00:40 GMT
Foreigners are only buying premier league/ football clubs because the huge transfer fees of players enables them to Launder money ?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2017 14:55:23 GMT
And his left one, gooaaarrrrnnnn!
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Post by trickydicky73 on Nov 6, 2017 15:03:28 GMT
Tony Pulis calls his right testicle Jon Tony Pulis is a testicle.
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Post by PenkPonther on Nov 6, 2017 16:12:24 GMT
Troy Deeney is a parasitic extraterrestrial "Thing", imitating a human being. He recently took over Joe Allen's body in full view of a watching worldwide audience of millions. Sadly FA rules dictate a maximum 3 match ban for assimilating humans into aliens, leaving Stoke no further right to appeal.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2017 19:00:40 GMT
Tony Pulis calls his right testicle Jon Tony Pulis is a testicle.
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Post by steino1966 on Nov 6, 2017 19:24:11 GMT
Port Vale fans have wonderful hygiene
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Post by fulagoals on Nov 6, 2017 19:40:23 GMT
I’ve bin bummed by Craig Revel-Horwood!
Only because he gave that Aston gezzer a 4 on strictly and I had a tenner on him to win!
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Post by MooG on Nov 7, 2017 17:43:21 GMT
Tony Pulis complained that the pre season fitness program was not tough enough, so the club hired a JCB digger to make the hills higher and steeper.
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Post by CalgaryPotter on Nov 7, 2017 18:51:48 GMT
Tony Pulis will be named manager of the USA in the coming months after he is exposed as the Leaker by the 7th century chinese prophecy 'Tui bei tu'.
Pulis has already had discussions with the Denver authorities to build a state of the art training facility in the foothills of the Rockies and its expected that all games going forward will be played at the Broncos stadium in the Mile High City.
Kevan will relocate to the States as his number 2, Pulis quoting the fact that Kevan has vast experience of US players in Latin America.
Rawlins to be his Press Secretary after an unsuccessful experiment of being a hippy.
There are, as yet, unsubstantiated rumours that little Ant has applied for US Citizenship along with 750,000 other Dreamers.
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