Fly hole

[Waggy]

Heads up guys. Greenwoods have now got the velcro fly hole range back in stock on their casual clothing range. Ideal if your out and about eg i find it handy while walking in the woods or if i do some motorway driving and desperately need to relieve myself. They will go fast so get down to your local store.

[rat]

You're clearly excited by this Waggy, but what's the actual benefit over a straightforward zip fly? Also isn't Velcro a bit noisy compared to buttons? If you were in stealth mode, people would hear you coming when opening the Velcro fly wouldn't they?

[Deleted]

Doesn't the Velcro scratch and rub against little waggy when he's out being relieved?

[Waggy]

Aug 6, 2017 14:32:00 GMT rat said:

You're clearly excited by this Waggy, but what's the actual benefit over a straightforward zip fly? Also isn't Velcro a bit noisy compared to buttons? If you were in stealth mode, people would hear you coming when opening the Velcro fly wouldn't they?

Velcro is quick release. If the urge gets to you

[Waggy]

Aug 6, 2017 15:25:00 GMT @froggyd said:

Doesn't the Velcro scratch and rub against little waggy when he's out being relieved?

A good decent under garment is enough to stop any rubbings. I wear m&s stay fresh

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Aug 6, 2017 17:19:02 GMT Waggy said:

Aug 6, 2017 15:25:00 GMT @froggyd said:

Doesn't the Velcro scratch and rub against little waggy when he's out being relieved?

A good decent under garment is enough to stop any rubbings. I wear m&s stay fresh

Is M&S an abriviation so you know which is back and front in the undergarment?

[Billybigbollox]

Aug 6, 2017 13:45:12 GMT Waggy said:

Heads up guys. Greenwoods have now got the velcro fly hole range back in stock on their casual clothing range. Ideal if your out and about eg i find it handy while walking in the woods or if i do some motorway driving and desperately need to relieve myself. They will go fast so get down to your local store.

I bet Trevor likes a Velcro fly Colin. Especially if he is out with Domingo and feels the need to relieve himself quickly.

[wagsastokie]

Bought a pair of jeans once wasn't till I got them home did I realise they had button flys

Never again
Went for a piss half time fingers that bloody cold had to shout one of my sons in to the toilets to undo the bloody thing
I can assure you he was not impressed

[Waggy]

Aug 6, 2017 17:24:44 GMT @froggyd said:

Aug 6, 2017 17:19:02 GMT Waggy said:

A good decent under garment is enough to stop any rubbings. I wear m&s stay fresh

Is M&S an abriviation so you know which is back and front in the undergarment?

High end fashion and food establishment

[Waggy]

Aug 6, 2017 18:23:12 GMT Billybigbollox said:

Aug 6, 2017 13:45:12 GMT Waggy said:

Heads up guys. Greenwoods have now got the velcro fly hole range back in stock on their casual clothing range. Ideal if your out and about eg i find it handy while walking in the woods or if i do some motorway driving and desperately need to relieve myself. They will go fast so get down to your local store.

I bet Trevor likes a Velcro fly Colin. Especially if he is out with Domingo and feels the need to relieve himself quickly.

Yes he has a pair of leather trousers ( he says keep him warm he has poor circulation) with velcro at front and rear for quick relief of both ends.

[Waggy]

Aug 6, 2017 18:29:37 GMT wagsastokie said:

Bought a pair of jeans once wasn't till I got them home did I realise they had button flys

Never again
Went for a piss half time fingers that bloody cold had to shout one of my sons in to the toilets to undo the bloody thing
I can assure you he was not impressed

My friend Trevor had to help a man down the match once not at stoke but when he livec in Brighton for year, we went to visit him and attended the match , i walked into the toilets and he said the man had difficulty because of the bloody buttons. We still laugh today about what it looked like, well apart from Father who says "he always knew it, spot em a mile off" . Whatever that means

[wagsastokie]

Aug 6, 2017 19:19:33 GMT Waggy said:

Aug 6, 2017 18:29:37 GMT wagsastokie said:

Bought a pair of jeans once wasn't till I got them home did I realise they had button flys

Never again
Went for a piss half time fingers that bloody cold had to shout one of my sons in to the toilets to undo the bloody thing
I can assure you he was not impressed

My friend Trevor had to help a man down the match once not at stoke but when he livec in Brighton for year, we went to visit him and attended the match , i walked into the toilets and he said the man had difficulty because of the bloody buttons. We still laugh today about what it looked like, well apart from Father who says "he always knew it, spot em a mile off" . Whatever that means

I wouldn't say a mile off but on a really cold night the frost can be seen glistening off the buttons from a fair distance

[Waggy]

Aug 6, 2017 19:22:41 GMT wagsastokie said:

Aug 6, 2017 19:19:33 GMT Waggy said:

My friend Trevor had to help a man down the match once not at stoke but when he livec in Brighton for year, we went to visit him and attended the match , i walked into the toilets and he said the man had difficulty because of the bloody buttons. We still laugh today about what it looked like, well apart from Father who says "he always knew it, spot em a mile off" . Whatever that means

I wouldn't say a mile off but on a really clod night the frost can be seen glistening off the buttons from a fair distance

I see those ruddy buttons