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Post by chuffedstokie on May 15, 2019 6:37:41 GMT
If Tiger woods can win a golf game with a broken leg(on the news this morning) my ever so slightly broken rib is a walk in the park, thank goodness for our state registered torturers, mind you I wouldn't be doing this without them. Definitely joining Quietman on the train.
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May 15, 2019 6:54:30 GMT
Post by Deleted on May 15, 2019 6:54:30 GMT
If Tiger woods can win a golf game with a broken leg(on the news this morning) my ever so slightly broken rib is a walk in the park, thank goodness for our state registered torturers, mind you I wouldn't be doing this without them. Definitely joining Quietman on the train. I think there'll be a few of us "mature" players on the train with you. Conserving our energy before the game.
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May 15, 2019 11:20:14 GMT
Post by thequietman on May 15, 2019 11:20:14 GMT
If Tiger woods can win a golf game with a broken leg(on the news this morning) my ever so slightly broken rib is a walk in the park, thank goodness for our state registered torturers, mind you I wouldn't be doing this without them. Definitely joining Quietman on the train. I think there'll be a few of us "mature" players on the train with you. Conserving our energy before the game. I'll get the Werther's Originals in. I'm told there's a stall selling side-zip fleecy slippers on every station. Who's bringing the Horlicks?
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May 15, 2019 13:31:56 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 15, 2019 13:31:56 GMT
I think there'll be a few of us "mature" players on the train with you. Conserving our energy before the game. I'll get the Werther's Originals in. I'm told there's a stall selling side-zip fleecy slippers on every station. Who's bringing the Horlicks? Pipe, slippers, dressing gown and a modest port, lovely.
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Post by thequietman on May 15, 2019 15:41:36 GMT
I'll get the Werther's Originals in. I'm told there's a stall selling side-zip fleecy slippers on every station. Who's bringing the Horlicks? Pipe, slippers, dressing gown and a modest port, lovely. Smashing. Make that a smoking jacket rather than a dressing gown. And a first class carriage with velvet chaises longues. Not sure how we'll do it based on the 5-shilling-per-person travel vouchers the gaffer's given me but we'll find a way.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on May 15, 2019 19:16:57 GMT
Pipe, slippers, dressing gown and a modest port, lovely. Smashing. Make that a smoking jacket rather than a dressing gown. And a first class carriage with velvet chaises longues. Not sure how we'll do it based on the 5-shilling-per-person travel vouchers the gaffer's given me but we'll find a way. Obviously in our travels {travails} through Europe, {and possibly beyond. Personally hoping for a Stoke-like pilgrimage the Israeli/Turkey/Tunn etc run.} we'll respect local tradition and custom and adopt the appropriate mode of transport for each fixture. Hoping for at least one Sedan Chair conveyance. Entering each foereign citadel respectfully. Hopefully exiting triumphantly. UIMS.
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Post by mermaidsal on May 15, 2019 23:27:27 GMT
Pipe, slippers, dressing gown and a modest port, lovely. Smashing. Make that a smoking jacket rather than a dressing gown. And a first class carriage with velvet chaises longues. Not sure how we'll do it based on the 5-shilling-per-person travel vouchers the gaffer's given me but we'll find a way. EEFC Away Kit: Smoking Jackets. Love it. Murph, we can carry this off ok can't we? Attachment Deleted[/img]
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Post by thequietman on May 16, 2019 11:13:51 GMT
Smashing. Make that a smoking jacket rather than a dressing gown. And a first class carriage with velvet chaises longues. Not sure how we'll do it based on the 5-shilling-per-person travel vouchers the gaffer's given me but we'll find a way. Obviously in our travels {travails} through Europe, {and possibly beyond. Personally hoping for a Stoke-like pilgrimage the Israeli/Turkey/Tunn etc run.} we'll respect local tradition and custom and adopt the appropriate mode of transport for each fixture. Hoping for at least one Sedan Chair conveyance. Entering each foereign citadel respectfully. Hopefully exiting triumphantly. UIMS. Personally I'm hoping for a trip to Tashkent (Uzbekistan), by way of northern India, and a juggernaut. The crowds shall throw themselves under our wheels in awe. Our smoking jackets shall be resplendent.
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May 16, 2019 13:17:52 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 16, 2019 13:17:52 GMT
Smashing. Make that a smoking jacket rather than a dressing gown. And a first class carriage with velvet chaises longues. Not sure how we'll do it based on the 5-shilling-per-person travel vouchers the gaffer's given me but we'll find a way. Obviously in our travels {travails} through Europe, {and possibly beyond. Personally hoping for a Stoke-like pilgrimage the Israeli/Turkey/Tunn etc run.} we'll respect local tradition and custom and adopt the appropriate mode of transport for each fixture. Hoping for at least one Sedan Chair conveyance. Entering each foereign citadel respectfully. Hopefully exiting triumphantly. UIMS. I can see it now, the local youngsters rushing up and handing over fragrant flowers and toys they've made themselves.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on May 17, 2019 15:33:58 GMT
Club communication being all over the place many rumours abound. Through all the info chaos a few things are true.
The owners have indicated there'll be a new EEFC 'Stadium' for the Europa campaign. Talk of a capacity exceeding 33,333. The stats and facts from the final match and a season synopsis and that are to follow. I'm in the final throes of securing a fairly celebrity endorsement for the 'game of cards and dice'. Code:[FFPBs12TKO]
UIMS
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May 17, 2019 16:52:14 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 17, 2019 16:52:14 GMT
Club communication being all over the place many rumours abound. Through all the info chaos a few things are true. The owners have indicated there'll be a new EEFC 'Stadium' for the Europa campaign. Talk of a capacity exceeding 33,333. The stats and facts from the final match and a season synopsis and that are to follow. I'm in the final throes of securing a fairly celebrity endorsement for the 'game of cards and dice'. Code:[FFPBs12TKO] UIMS Stadium AND sponsor, wouldn't have expected anything less. Let me stab a guess....Bargain Booze are on the way up!?.
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Post by felonious on May 22, 2019 6:39:16 GMT
Club communication being all over the place many rumours abound. Through all the info chaos a few things are true. The owners have indicated there'll be a new EEFC 'Stadium' for the Europa campaign. Talk of a capacity exceeding 33,333. The stats and facts from the final match and a season synopsis and that are to follow. I'm in the final throes of securing a fairly celebrity endorsement for the 'game of cards and dice'. Code:[FFPBs12TKO] UIMS Stadium AND sponsor, wouldn't have expected anything less. Let me stab a guess....Bargain Booze are on the way up!?. Ego I reckon
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Post by thequietman on May 22, 2019 11:44:38 GMT
Club communication being all over the place many rumours abound. Through all the info chaos a few things are true. The owners have indicated there'll be a new EEFC 'Stadium' for the Europa campaign. Talk of a capacity exceeding 33,333. The stats and facts from the final match and a season synopsis and that are to follow. I'm in the final throes of securing a fairly celebrity endorsement for the 'game of cards and dice'. Code:[FFPBs12TKO] UIMS I missed this momentous announcement, somehow.
New stadium, cor. Hope the new pitch still has half bricks scattered about. Took me a while to get used to them but it don't half play havoc with any opposition trying a fancy dan passing game against us.
Capacity exceeding 33,333? Celebrity endorsement? I feel a vinyl connection going on here, long players and all that.
EEFC - supported by the ghost of Lemmy. Double bonus goals on the Ace of Spades, free quiz machines in every locker, half time drinks JD & coke.
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May 22, 2019 21:47:15 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 22, 2019 21:47:15 GMT
Club communication being all over the place many rumours abound. Through all the info chaos a few things are true. The owners have indicated there'll be a new EEFC 'Stadium' for the Europa campaign. Talk of a capacity exceeding 33,333. The stats and facts from the final match and a season synopsis and that are to follow. I'm in the final throes of securing a fairly celebrity endorsement for the 'game of cards and dice'. Code:[FFPBs12TKO] UIMS I missed this momentous announcement, somehow.
New stadium, cor. Hope the new pitch still has half bricks scattered about. Took me a while to get used to them but it don't half play havoc with any opposition trying a fancy dan passing game against us.
Capacity exceeding 33,333? Celebrity endorsement? I feel a vinyl connection going on here, long players and all that.
EEFC - supported by the ghost of Lemmy. Double bonus goals on the Ace of Spades, free quiz machines in every locker, half time drinks JD & coke.
Now that sounds like a plan. Second half should get tasty. ⚽️🙃
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Post by felonious on May 23, 2019 6:38:48 GMT
Club communication being all over the place many rumours abound. Through all the info chaos a few things are true. The owners have indicated there'll be a new EEFC 'Stadium' for the Europa campaign. Talk of a capacity exceeding 33,333. The stats and facts from the final match and a season synopsis and that are to follow. I'm in the final throes of securing a fairly celebrity endorsement for the 'game of cards and dice'. Code:[FFPBs12TKO] UIMS I missed this momentous announcement, somehow.
New stadium, cor. Hope the new pitch still has half bricks scattered about. Took me a while to get used to them but it don't half play havoc with any opposition trying a fancy dan passing game against us.
Capacity exceeding 33,333? Celebrity endorsement? I feel a vinyl connection going on here, long players and all that.
EEFC - supported by the ghost of Lemmy. Double bonus goals on the Ace of Spades, free quiz machines in every locker, half time drinks JD & coke.
Unhalfbricking?
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Post by thequietman on May 23, 2019 11:31:13 GMT
I missed this momentous announcement, somehow.
New stadium, cor. Hope the new pitch still has half bricks scattered about. Took me a while to get used to them but it don't half play havoc with any opposition trying a fancy dan passing game against us.
Capacity exceeding 33,333? Celebrity endorsement? I feel a vinyl connection going on here, long players and all that.
EEFC - supported by the ghost of Lemmy. Double bonus goals on the Ace of Spades, free quiz machines in every locker, half time drinks JD & coke.
Unhalfbricking? Seminal stuff, Fel. Who Knows Where Time Goes? Hopefully a Million Dollar Bash and not an Autopsy.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on May 25, 2019 18:11:15 GMT
I missed this momentous announcement, somehow. New stadium, cor. Hope the new pitch still has half bricks scattered about. Took me a while to get used to them but it don't half play havoc with any opposition trying a fancy dan passing game against us. Capacity exceeding 33,333? Celebrity endorsement? I feel a vinyl connection going on here, long players and all that. EEFC - supported by the ghost of Lemmy. Double bonus goals on the Ace of Spades, free quiz machines in every locker, half time drinks JD & coke.
Unhalfbricking? 'What we did on our holidays'?
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May 25, 2019 18:24:53 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 25, 2019 18:24:53 GMT
'What we did on our holidays'? Very good. I've always wanted to play the guitar.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on May 25, 2019 18:52:36 GMT
As things transpired it wasn't a Europe or bust affair going into the final fixture against ManU. We'd more or less secured 7th slot at Xmas, despite a couple of minor incursions from the Wolves. Seemingly from the turn of the year EEFC were destined for an assault on Europe. A late in the season filip with the loan spell of Mike B helped an ailing squad but at the end of the day was no more than a sideshow. It was the hard work and concentrated Om of the squad throughout the season that told. {A season synopsis in three parts to follow}. Firstly the stats and stuff from the final encounter at OT. ManU 2 v 4 EEFCA buzz surrounding the encounter with an unusual starting line-up/formation. A three for something with Bath as the attacking defender, Felonious, Dees and Pearo taking up the slack. Assassin, MSal, Murphs in attack, attack attack. Cheees in nets, the rest as is. Cheees {t/c} Northy HarryB Deeside Felonious Quietman Pearo Bath Assassin MSal Murphs F/h ManU 2 v 2 EEFCPassession 45/55% EEFC scorers: HarryB header off a Bathstokie corner Northy mazy individual worldy from right back. No bookings or Injury Bath back in nets, takes on temp captaincy, Cheees off Chuffed on in a more familiar 343. Hafe Time Tea & Oranges. +Majik Sponge. Reverting to a more conventional set up the chaos subsided and sparkling nogger won the day. EEFC pressed home the advantage, clear victors, took the spoils, which included 6th spot, 69 points. S/h EEFC scorers: Quietman from an indirect freekick taken by t/c Bath. Murphs tap in created by Deeside. Ratings: Cheees {f/h 5} Bath {t/c} 11* Northy 6 HarryB 9 Deeside 10 Felonious 7 Quietman 9 Pearo 5 Chuffed{s/h 6} Assassin 5 MSal 6 Murphs 9 Mom*: sponsored by Squid Inc. Seafood Sandwich Corp., ending the season on a high: Bath, two assists, second half clean sheet, rated 11. UIMS
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Post by Bojan Mackey on May 25, 2019 18:55:13 GMT
To think I was once Vice captain.
It’s a fall from grace not even Jimmy Saville could match.
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May 25, 2019 18:58:19 GMT
Post by cheeesfreeex on May 25, 2019 18:58:19 GMT
Stadium AND sponsor, wouldn't have expected anything less. Let me stab a guess....Bargain Booze are on the way up!?. Ego I reckon More Id. Coincidentally I am about to enter negotiations with the Ego, on an unrelated matter. FFPBs12TKO Not a Blind Beggar user.
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May 25, 2019 19:02:29 GMT
Post by felonious on May 25, 2019 19:02:29 GMT
To think I was once Vice captain.It’s a fall from grace not even Jimmy Saville could match. How appropriate
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Post by cheeesfreeex on May 25, 2019 19:03:06 GMT
Smashing. Make that a smoking jacket rather than a dressing gown. And a first class carriage with velvet chaises longues. Not sure how we'll do it based on the 5-shilling-per-person travel vouchers the gaffer's given me but we'll find a way. EEFC Away Kit: Smoking Jackets. Love it. Murph, we can carry this off ok can't we? View Attachment[/img] [/quote] Smoking Jackets, the training wear of choice, I'm all for the Dick York approach {pardon my French.} Silver...
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Post by felonious on May 25, 2019 19:03:33 GMT
Ego I reckon More Id. Coincidentally I am about to enter negotiations with the Ego, on an unrelated matter.FFPBs12TKO Not a Blind Beggar user. I don't think their kitchens use the sort of mushrooms that you grow.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on May 25, 2019 19:19:16 GMT
To think I was once Vice captain. It’s a fall from grace not even Jimmy Saville could match. Never managed to offload you mate. Dropped through disinterest. And sadly missed but not sold. You're still in the background. Playing with the kids. Metaphorically, and obviously.
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May 25, 2019 19:28:08 GMT
Post by felonious on May 25, 2019 19:28:08 GMT
To think I was once Vice captain. It’s a fall from grace not even Jimmy Saville could match. Never managed to offload you mate. Dropped through disinterest. And sadly missed but not sold. You're still in the background. Playing with the kids. Metaphorically, and obviously. Thought you'd got him down as one of those luxury players
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Post by cheeesfreeex on May 25, 2019 22:37:00 GMT
Never managed to offload you mate. Dropped through disinterest. And sadly missed but not sold. You're still in the background. Playing with the kids. Metaphorically, and obviously. Thought you'd got him down as one of those luxury players Mackey knows I always left an opening open for him. Ahem.
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Post by felonious on May 26, 2019 5:53:30 GMT
Thought you'd got him down as one of those luxury players Mackey knows I always left an opening open for him. Ahem. He divides opinion. Some think he's good enough for Realale Madrid whilst others think his level is Portly Vale.
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May 26, 2019 7:06:03 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 26, 2019 7:06:03 GMT
Never managed to offload you mate. Dropped through disinterest. And sadly missed but not sold. You're still in the background. Playing with the kids. Metaphorically, and obviously. Thought you'd got him down as one of those luxury players Bless im he doesn't know what he's missing out on, bit more time spent on the exercise bike and regain a taste for oranges who knows?.🤔
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May 26, 2019 7:09:05 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 26, 2019 7:09:05 GMT
EEFC Away Kit: Smoking Jackets. Love it. Murph, we can carry this off ok can't we? View Attachment[/img] [/quote] Smoking Jackets, the training wear of choice, I'm all for the Dick York approach {pardon my French.} Silver... [/quote] I'll dig my old grandads pipe out, are they allowed these days. Can you still get shag and ready rubbed ?.
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