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Post by felonious on May 11, 2019 13:34:29 GMT
Tune for today now Cheesy and Chuffed are on the outside
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2019 14:39:51 GMT
I hope things start to improve all round for you now Chuffed !
Good luck mate !
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 11, 2019 20:30:49 GMT
Seizures and heart attacks shaken off ready for training training soon. Can't wait to get back to the marvellous group.
COYMEEFC.
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2019 20:50:54 GMT
Seizures and heart attacks shaken off ready for training training soon. Can't wait to get back to the marvellous group. COYMEEFC. Chuffed, To quote Monty Python - "it's a mere flesh wound" ! Let finish the season off with a win and hopefully qualify for Europe next season ! Up and at 'em !
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Post by cheeesfreeex on May 11, 2019 22:14:05 GMT
Roll up, roll up. Cards on the table. The grand finale of a fairly tough season of many twists and turns and sprains. Dented but undeterred we face The Shit on their turf at 3pm EEFC will be playing in the silver tin foil kit in honour of the Patron Saint of Blacksmiths, metalworkers{and music}, Surgeons and Stoke Hospital: St. Loy. Alloyed*[*blended to obtain a desired property], on our mettle. _ _ _ _ _ _ not in our vocabulary.
Season stats and facts to follow as preview for the last match. When I've located the page for the last table o stats and done the math to update it.
Nettle and lemon tea. And team news etc....
COYM<EEFC UIMS Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....................
Musical interlude.
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Post by felonious on May 12, 2019 6:45:23 GMT
Seizures and heart attacks shaken off ready for training training soon. Can't wait to get back to the marvellous group. COYMEEFC. Gaff's dropped you for Mickey Bernard
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May 12, 2019 7:26:32 GMT
Post by bathstoke on May 12, 2019 7:26:32 GMT
Tune for today now Cheesy and Chuffed are on the outside
Is this a track from your discography Fella. Isn’t it a song about coming out of the closet...
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May 12, 2019 7:50:42 GMT
Post by felonious on May 12, 2019 7:50:42 GMT
Tune for today now Cheesy and Chuffed are on the outside
Is this a track from your discography Fella. Isn’t it a song about coming out of the closet... Hadn't got you down as a homophobe Barth. I think George was well out of the closet before he wrote this song. It's about police entrapment methods and probably one of the biggest fuck you songs ever written. Anyway, what difference does it make Barth?
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May 12, 2019 8:06:06 GMT
Post by bathstoke on May 12, 2019 8:06:06 GMT
Is this a track from your discography Fella. Isn’t it a song about coming out of the closet... Hadn't got you down as a homophobe Barth. I think George was well out of the closet before he wrote this song. It's about police entrapment methods and probably one of the biggest fuck you songs ever written. Anyway, what difference does it make Barth? None really, each to their own. I’ve been to more gay clubs than I can recall over the years. Not recently mind, too old😔
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May 12, 2019 8:09:08 GMT
Post by felonious on May 12, 2019 8:09:08 GMT
Hadn't got you down as a homophobe Barth. I think George was well out of the closet before he wrote this song. It's about police entrapment methods and probably one of the biggest fuck you songs ever written. Anyway, what difference does it make Barth? None really, each to their own. I’ve been to more gay clubs than I can recall over the years. Not recently mind, too old😔 You must be looking very old tonight then Barth.
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May 12, 2019 8:11:13 GMT
Post by bathstoke on May 12, 2019 8:11:13 GMT
None really, each to their own. I’ve been to more gay clubs than I can recall over the years. Not recently mind, too old😔 You must be looking very old tonight then Barth. I don’t get it, it’s only 9:10!?!
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Post by felonious on May 12, 2019 8:13:14 GMT
You must be looking very old tonight then Barth. I don’t get it, it’s only 9:10!?! I think I can rely on you Barth to get it.
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Post by mermaidsal on May 12, 2019 10:59:44 GMT
Friendliest possible warning in this loveliest of threads: please don't absentmindedly use people's real world names unless you know beyond for sure they're ok with that xx
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May 12, 2019 13:22:47 GMT
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Post by JoeinOz on May 12, 2019 13:22:47 GMT
Ooooo - hadn't heard that, but you know what they say........ "See Stoke and............." there must be something or other! I know Adam Faith checked out at the Moat House Hotel on Festival Park. And I don't mean at Reception. According to wiki Floyd died in Bridport in Dorset. The Adam Faith one was weird. Me and the wife saw him in a play at the Regent Theatre in Hanley, which finished about 10.15pm ish. I got up early next morning, switched the TV on and there it was on the news that he'd died at the Moat House. It seemed surreal as he'd been in great form, and even said to the audience at the finish how much he'd enjoyed doing the play that night. In hindsight we thought it almost seemed like he'd had a premonition. Apparently Adam Faith's last words were 'Channel five's shit". Which isn't as embarrassing as it might have been if he'd said "Channel five's really brilliant" it would've been a considerably more cringeworthy legacy. Also he was with his girlfriend when he died and his wife had known nothing about his affair until then. Just when you think things can't get worse eh?
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Post by cheeesfreeex on May 12, 2019 14:15:09 GMT
Listen Without Prejudice. Breaking news: last minute Fitness {for purpose} checks allows for tactical tweakings. The Cheees given the go ahead: old school physio... 'one of those little Blueies please Doc.' Cortozone jab, a puff on Dobing's pipe, and whiff of Hudson's hipflask. The Dietician says chicken pre-match. Not 'do a Fowler. Goes in nets. Bath given a freeish role to defend from the front and attack from the back by giving everything that comes his way, a big keck. Chuffed deemed fit but makes way, held back. Potential second half super sub. MUFC V EEFC 3pm. Lift off imminent. In glorious sunshine. Perfect conditions for a game of..... Let the Dice be rolled and the cards be shuffled and turned: Everything Else FC Team: Cheees {tc} Northy HarryB Deeside Felonious Pearo Quietman Bath Assassin Mermaidsal MurphtheSurf Strong BenchChuffed Maryland Samba DutchPeter RogerJ UIMS Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................
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Post by cheeesfreeex on May 12, 2019 15:45:19 GMT
By jingo we've only gone and done it. Look out Europe. Tense encounter MU represented by a guest Kiwi. 2v2 all at H/t. Cheees off, Bath back in nets. Chuffed on. Final Score:
MU 2 v 4 EEFC
Facts, stats details and that later. Out for a chicken in a basket celebration.
Well done focusing the Ommmm.
Season review later too.
UIMS
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2019 15:55:38 GMT
By jingo we've only gone and done it. Look out Europe. Tense encounter MU represented by a guest Kiwi. 2v2 all at H/t. Cheees off, Bath back in nets. Cuffed on. Final Score: MU 2 v 4 EEFC Facts, stats details and that later. Out for a chicken in a basket celebration. Well done focusing the Ommmm. Season review later too. UIMS Great result lads ! Make sure your passports are up to date for next season !
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2019 16:05:26 GMT
Great result to end the season and a European adventure next year 😎
I’ve just got back from Menorca and left my sunglasses by the pool. Any chance we could nip and collect them should we draw Spanish opponents boss ?
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Post by felonious on May 12, 2019 18:16:08 GMT
Friendliest possible warning in this loveliest of threads: please don't absentmindedly use people's real world names unless you know beyond for sure they're ok with that xx OK Sal
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Post by cheeesfreeex on May 12, 2019 18:27:06 GMT
Friendliest possible warning in this loveliest of threads: please don't absentmindedly use people's real world names unless you know beyond for sure they're ok with that xx OK Sal Unbelievable Jeff? :-}
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 12, 2019 18:28:22 GMT
Friendliest possible warning in this loveliest of threads: please don't absentmindedly use people's real world names unless you know beyond for sure they're ok with that xx Will do Sal. Hopefully someone's copy book isn't too spoiled.😢
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May 13, 2019 0:38:54 GMT
Post by cheeesfreeex on May 13, 2019 0:38:54 GMT
Too focused on beating MU suppose. Bit knackered to do full stats.... and that.
Man City 98 Liverpool 97 Chelsea 72 Spurs 71 Arsenal 70 EEFC 69 {+11 gd} Man U 66
UIMS
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May 13, 2019 4:50:41 GMT
Post by felonious on May 13, 2019 4:50:41 GMT
Too focused on beating MU suppose. Bit knackered to do full stats.... and that. Man City 98 Liverpool 97 Chelsea 72 Spurs 71
Arsenal 70 EEFC 69 {+11 gd} Man U 66 UIMS Understandably knackered Gaffer, it's called jet lag as you're adjusting back to the twilight zone
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Post by thequietman on May 13, 2019 11:31:41 GMT
Prawn Sandwich FKW's from anywhere but Madchester 2 v 4 Only Fools & Hearses. We've only gone and done it, Rooney.
It was a game of three halves, the lads and lasses gave 200%, we're all totally over the cliches . What a season! What an achievement!
We're on tour in Europe next season and no-one can stop us (declined visas and foreign food excepted, maybe). Will Chuffed be allowed to fly with 'is dicky ticker? Will Pearo be able to get hotdogs in France? (Dunna go trying the local sausages, mate ...)
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May 13, 2019 14:16:29 GMT
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Post by bathstoke on May 13, 2019 14:16:29 GMT
Friendliest possible warning in this loveliest of threads: please don't absentmindedly use people's real world names unless you know beyond for sure they're ok with that xx OK Sal Karma OutsideXx
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May 13, 2019 16:42:40 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 13, 2019 16:42:40 GMT
Prawn Sandwich FKW's from anywhere but Madchester 2 v 4 Only Fools & Hearses. We've only gone and done it, Rooney.
It was a game of three halves, the lads and lasses gave 200%, we're all totally over the cliches . What a season! What an achievement!
We're on tour in Europe next season and no-one can stop us (declined visas and foreign food excepted, maybe). Will Chuffed be allowed to fly with 'is dicky ticker? Will Pearo be able to get hotdogs in France? (Dunna go trying the local sausages, mate ...)
I'll swim if I have to, can't wait. Personalised training regime in place already.
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May 14, 2019 11:18:43 GMT
Post by thequietman on May 14, 2019 11:18:43 GMT
Prawn Sandwich FKW's from anywhere but Madchester 2 v 4 Only Fools & Hearses. We've only gone and done it, Rooney.
It was a game of three halves, the lads and lasses gave 200%, we're all totally over the cliches . What a season! What an achievement!
We're on tour in Europe next season and no-one can stop us (declined visas and foreign food excepted, maybe). Will Chuffed be allowed to fly with 'is dicky ticker? Will Pearo be able to get hotdogs in France? (Dunna go trying the local sausages, mate ...)
I'll swim if I have to, can't wait. Personalised training regime in place already. That's the spirit. Couldn't do it myself, I swim like a breeze block. Trains are the way to go for me: no limit on luggage, plenty of leg room & areas to wander about in.
Maybe worth investigating if you can use andoui.... as floatation devices.
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 14, 2019 12:57:24 GMT
I'll swim if I have to, can't wait. Personalised training regime in place already. That's the spirit. Couldn't do it myself, I swim like a breeze block. Trains are the way to go for me: no limit on luggage, plenty of leg room & areas to wander about in.
Maybe worth investigating if you can use andoui.... as floatation devices. Now you mention the train thing I might be convinced.
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Post by felonious on May 14, 2019 19:06:38 GMT
I know we're still waiting for the full stats but I've heard the gaffer is recovering from 10 days worth of catch up drinking in one session so in truth he's still off his feet
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Post by cheeesfreeex on May 14, 2019 21:21:21 GMT
I know we're still waiting for the full stats but I've heard the gaffer is recovering from 10 days worth of catch up drinking in one session so in truth he's still off his feet If only mate. Still popping pills so off the grog, and have been since Lentish. Got some sloe and rhubarb gin topped up and a bottle of red. Elderflowers starting to flower. As soon as they do I'll brew a brew. What's in store will last till then. Re learning several noble arts. Walking, carrying stuff, having clear carriage plans to avoid unnecessary journeys. Doesn't mix well with booze. Chin chin Perhaps playing a half at the weekend put me back a bit. Two nurses rubbing honey into me Achilles Heel. It's not all glamour on the ranch. but life is sweet. Busy hunting down responsible Silkie and Indian Runner Vendors...
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