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Jul 3, 2017 17:28:42 GMT
Post by harryburrows on Jul 3, 2017 17:28:42 GMT
Small or large balls, I've got your back brother..... Must have a seam. Best we can do is laces I'm afraid
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Post by rat on Jul 3, 2017 17:53:57 GMT
TEAMSHEET FOR FIRST GAME . NO ARGUMENTS . THIS IS IT . WE ARE READY.
SUPER-RAT CITY F.C. PLAY FROM THE HEART. DESTROY WEAKNESS.
MICKMILLS LC (Banks)
MANMARKING (C) FLASHMAN (D. Smith) DEANOSPANTS (Bloor)
BATH (Hudson)
PAUL SPENCER (Keane) HUDDY (Whelan)
NORTHY (Conroy) VOID (Arnie)
CRAPSLINGER (Shearer) i RIV (Richie)
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 3, 2017 18:25:41 GMT
The rules of engagement Don't like to admit defeat but searched all six corners of the mansion for the Logacta to no avail so have had to slightly amend the rules. Simplifies things and means that with some basic equipment everyone can play along. Deck of standard playing cards Two standard dice* {for the purposes of this I'll stick to die as the singular, dice as the plural. As far as possible.} One non permanent marker pen* {optional} Notebook {optional} *blot out the number six on the oppo dice {unless they're a good side, in which case blot out the number one.}. Or don't load the dice at all. Entering EEFC into the fray of the Prem using the power of dice and cards and some imagination. Fixture by fixture, same games as the real SCFC. Players are allocated a card, Jack, Ace, two to ten. {With added subtleties which will be explained.} The MatchA die a team to determine the match result. Home team throw first. A shuffle of the cards for the scorer{s} Our two strikers have the benefit of the king and queen too as an advantage in the shuffle and the Captain gets the joker, to enhance their likelihood of scoring.. Player ratingsOnly using the eleven cards {no Queen, King or Joker} Shuffle of the cards, To rate each players' performance it's a roll of the dice. {two dice for a win, one die for a loss.} If a player 'throws' a one, they're dropped. Two consecutive 2's rolled in matches and yr benched The Captain has a +1 point advantage in the ratings. A goal adds +1 to the scorer's player rating. For that extra hint of realism: For a loss we bring out the big yellow Disciplinary die too. A roll of it dictates how many cautions received, turn of the cards dictates who.. Rolll a 6 and there's a red, and consequent ban. shuffled pack dictates who. Normal totting up applies for received yellows. A loss also brings the Injury Die into play. A roll of the die dictates the number of injuries sustained Shuffle of the cards and deal to discover who's afflicted. A role of the bad boy for each injured player to dictate the length of the injury. Neither the Injury nor Disciplinary Dice come into play with a win, just for the loss or a draw. Losing is far more complicated, and not an option. Thems the basics. Of course I could run through a season now in one go using this method, going to do it real time, until I get bored {or sacked} but hopefully a few folk will engage. There's a chance I could chart our results/performances against the real Prem, a twenty one team league. See how we fair using 'doctored' chance. The anomoly being us vs Stoke. Well play that out as an end of season curtain closer. Our home ground if anyone asks is a tan Wrangler desert boot shoe box, containing the necessary accutrements. {dice, cards, notebook.}. As an example, eg. I trialled it against our bitter rivals Port Vale Park Rangers. Without loading the dice. EEFCPlaying card/shirt no. Cheees {Jack of Clubs} Felonious {2 of Clubs} HarryBurrows 3 " " BathStoke 4 " " Rogerjones 5 Manmarking 6 TheVoid 7 MickMills 8 Maninasuitcase 9 TheDrunkenCommunist 10 Bishphampotter Ace of Clubs Roll of the dice dictates the match score. EEFC 5 v 2 PVPRFC Shuffle of the suit dictates the scorers Cheees HarryBurrows TheVoid BisphamPotter BathStoke all get one extra point on the player ratings {already included}..... A roll of two dice to determine player ratings.. {lowest dice score is halved.. points for goals then added}... Cheees {6.5} Felonious {2.5} Harryburrows {6} Bathstoke {5} TheVoid {5.5} Rogerjones {6.5} Manmarking {4.5} MickMillsLC {2.5} TheDrunkenCommunist {8.5} Maninasuitcase {1.5} Bishp {9} There's obviously a narrative behind this, a long range goal from me kick started the momentum and a superb performance from Bisph and TDC made up for a lacklustre display from Maninasuitcase. No one gets dropped after a victory but there were some poor showings especially for a win. etc I then replayed the fixture away and kinkily enough it was an exact reversal 5-2 to them. The consequences/ratings etc were far different. Our scorers were TDC and Bath popped up again with one. Player ratings done with the one die, and the Injury and Disciplinary Dice come into play with the loss too. Manmarking and Maninasuitcase both rated a 1 and would have been dropped. Bath's goal saved him from being on notice, adding a +1 to his score of 2. Rog, Felo and Bishp rolled a 2 too, another in the next match and they're benched. HarryBurrows took a booking, Mickmills out for 4 matches injured. Luckily that didn't happen... just an example. Any questions?
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Post by rat on Jul 3, 2017 18:35:18 GMT
The rules of engagement Don't like to admit defeat but searched all six corners of the mansion for the Logacta to no avail so have had to slightly amend the rules. Simplifies things and means that with some basic equipment everyone can play along. Deck of standard playing cards Two standard dice* {for the purposes of this I'll stick to die as the singular, dice as the plural.} One non permanent marker pen* {optional} Notebook {optional} blot out the number six on the oppo dice {unless they're a good side, in which case blot out the number one.}. Or don't load the dice at all. Entering EEFC into the fray of the Prem using the power of dice and cards and some imagination. Fixture by fixture, same games as the real SCFC. Players are allocated a card, Jack, Ace, two to ten. {With added subtleties which will be explained.} The MatchA die a team to determine the match result. Home team throw first. A shuffle of the cards for the scorer{s} Our two strikers have the benefit of the king and queen as an advantage in the shuffle and the Captain gets the joker, to enhance their likelihood of scoring.. Player ratingsOnly using the eleven cards {no Queen, King or Joker} Shuffle of the cards, To rate each players performance it's a roll of the dice. {two dice for a win, one die for a loss. If player 'throws' a one, they're dropped two consecutive 2's rolled in matches and yr benched The Captain has a +1 point advantage in the ratings. For that extra hint of realism: For a loss we bring out the big yellow Disciplinary dice too. A roll of it dictates how many cautions received, turn of the cards dictates who.. Rolll a 6 and there's a red, and consequent ban. shuffled pack dictates who. Normal totting up applies for received yellows. A loss also brings the Injury Dice into play. A roll of the dice dictates the number of injuries sustained Shuffle of the cards to who's afflicted. A role of the bad boy for each injured player to dictate the length of the injury. Neither the Injury nor Disciplinary Dice come into play with a win, just for the loss or a draw. Losing is far more complicated, and not an option. Thems the basics. Of course I could run through a season now in one go using this method, going to do it real time, until I get bored {or sacked} but hopefully a few folk will engage. There's a chance I could chart our results/performances against the real Prem, a twenty one team league. See how we fair using 'doctored' chance. The anomoly being us vs Stoke. Well play that out as an end of season curtain closer. Our home ground if anyone asks is a tan Wrangler desert boot shoe box, containing the necessary accutrements. {dice, cards, notebook.}. As an example, I trialled it against our bitter rivals Port Vale Park Rangers. Without loading the dice. EEFC Playing card/shirt no. Cheees {Jack of Clubs} Felonious {2 of Clubs} HarryBurrows 3 " " BathStoke 4 Rogerjones 5 Manmarking 6 TheVoid 7 MickMills 8 Maninasuitcase 9 TheDrunkenCommunist 10 Bishphampotter Ace of Clubs Roll of the dice dictates the match score. EEFC 5 v 2 PVPRFC Shuffle of the suit dictates the scorers Cheees HarryBurrows TheVoid BisphamPotter BathStoke all get one extra point on the player ratings {already included}..... A roll of two dice to determine player ratings.. {lowest dice score is halfed.. points for goals then added}... Cheees {6.5} Felonious {2.5} Harryburrows {6} Bathstoke {5} TheVoid {5.5} Rogerjones {6.5} Manmarking {4.5} MickMillsLC {2.5} TheDrunkenCommunist {8.5} Maninasuitcase {1.5} Bishp {9} There's obviously a narrative behind this, a long range goal from me kick started the momentum and a superb performance from Bisph and TDC made up for a lacklustre display from Maninasuitcase. No one gets dropped after a win but there were some poor showings for a win. I then replayed the fixture away and kinkily enough it was an exact reversal 5-2 to them. The consequences/ratings etc were far different. Our scorers were TDC and Bath popped up again with one. Manmarking and Maninasuitcase both rated a 1 and would have been dropped. Bath's goal saved him from being on notice, scoring a 2 along with Rog, Felo and Bishp. HarryBurrows took a booking, Mickmills out for 4 matches injured. Luckily that didn't happen... just an example. Any questions? You're being just like bloody FIFA. Red tape , blah blah ........ Come on CheeeZo , lets get a game on . My lads haven't had sex with their ladies for 2 weeks . MickMills training in Dubai idea turned out to be a 50C nightmare at his mates B&B , in the industrial area Dubai International Cargo Airport. HOWEVER . WE ARE READY .
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Post by felonious on Jul 3, 2017 18:53:48 GMT
Tough call from the first team, in my eyes they're all captains , but if pushed it has to be Cheesy cus it's his game, he's the only kid with a ball and the only "lad" in the team capable of gliding effortlessly between the cliques
The second team is far easier. I'll go for BojanMackey for the sheer fun and mischief.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 3, 2017 18:59:55 GMT
The rules of engagement Don't like to admit defeat but searched all six corners of the mansion for the Logacta to no avail so have had to slightly amend the rules. Simplifies things and means that with some basic equipment everyone can play along. Deck of standard playing cards Two standard dice* {for the purposes of this I'll stick to die as the singular, dice as the plural.} One non permanent marker pen* {optional} Notebook {optional} blot out the number six on the oppo dice {unless they're a good side, in which case blot out the number one.}. Or don't load the dice at all. Entering EEFC into the fray of the Prem using the power of dice and cards and some imagination. Fixture by fixture, same games as the real SCFC. Players are allocated a card, Jack, Ace, two to ten. {With added subtleties which will be explained.} The MatchA die a team to determine the match result. Home team throw first. A shuffle of the cards for the scorer{s} Our two strikers have the benefit of the king and queen as an advantage in the shuffle and the Captain gets the joker, to enhance their likelihood of scoring.. Player ratingsOnly using the eleven cards {no Queen, King or Joker} Shuffle of the cards, To rate each players performance it's a roll of the dice. {two dice for a win, one die for a loss. If player 'throws' a one, they're dropped two consecutive 2's rolled in matches and yr benched The Captain has a +1 point advantage in the ratings. For that extra hint of realism: For a loss we bring out the big yellow Disciplinary dice too. A roll of it dictates how many cautions received, turn of the cards dictates who.. Rolll a 6 and there's a red, and consequent ban. shuffled pack dictates who. Normal totting up applies for received yellows. A loss also brings the Injury Dice into play. A roll of the dice dictates the number of injuries sustained Shuffle of the cards to who's afflicted. A role of the bad boy for each injured player to dictate the length of the injury. Neither the Injury nor Disciplinary Dice come into play with a win, just for the loss or a draw. Losing is far more complicated, and not an option. Thems the basics. Of course I could run through a season now in one go using this method, going to do it real time, until I get bored {or sacked} but hopefully a few folk will engage. There's a chance I could chart our results/performances against the real Prem, a twenty one team league. See how we fair using 'doctored' chance. The anomoly being us vs Stoke. Well play that out as an end of season curtain closer. Our home ground if anyone asks is a tan Wrangler desert boot shoe box, containing the necessary accutrements. {dice, cards, notebook.}. As an example, I trialled it against our bitter rivals Port Vale Park Rangers. Without loading the dice. EEFC Playing card/shirt no. Cheees {Jack of Clubs} Felonious {2 of Clubs} HarryBurrows 3 " " BathStoke 4 Rogerjones 5 Manmarking 6 TheVoid 7 MickMills 8 Maninasuitcase 9 TheDrunkenCommunist 10 Bishphampotter Ace of Clubs Roll of the dice dictates the match score. EEFC 5 v 2 PVPRFC Shuffle of the suit dictates the scorers Cheees HarryBurrows TheVoid BisphamPotter BathStoke all get one extra point on the player ratings {already included}..... A roll of two dice to determine player ratings.. {lowest dice score is halfed.. points for goals then added}... Cheees {6.5} Felonious {2.5} Harryburrows {6} Bathstoke {5} TheVoid {5.5} Rogerjones {6.5} Manmarking {4.5} MickMillsLC {2.5} TheDrunkenCommunist {8.5} Maninasuitcase {1.5} Bishp {9} There's obviously a narrative behind this, a long range goal from me kick started the momentum and a superb performance from Bisph and TDC made up for a lacklustre display from Maninasuitcase. No one gets dropped after a win but there were some poor showings for a win. I then replayed the fixture away and kinkily enough it was an exact reversal 5-2 to them. The consequences/ratings etc were far different. Our scorers were TDC and Bath popped up again with one. Manmarking and Maninasuitcase both rated a 1 and would have been dropped. Bath's goal saved him from being on notice, scoring a 2 along with Rog, Felo and Bishp.t HarryBurrows took a booking, Mickmills out for 4 matches injured. Luckily that didn't happen... just an example. Any questions? You're being just like bloody FIFA. Red tape , blah blah ........ Come on CheeeZo , lets get a game on . My lads haven't had sex with their ladies for 2 weeks . MickMills training in Dubai idea turned out to be a 50C nightmare at his mates B&B , in the industrial area Dubai International Cargo Airport. HOWEVER . WE ARE READY . As felonious so eruditely points out. It's my ball. I'll ponder yr attempted insurrection though mate.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2017 19:16:42 GMT
If MM plays like that in a friendly again then he'll have me screaming at him from the press gantry!
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Jul 3, 2017 20:09:54 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2017 20:09:54 GMT
Must have a seam. Best we can do is laces I'm afraid Those are obsolete .
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Jul 3, 2017 20:12:11 GMT
Post by harryburrows on Jul 3, 2017 20:12:11 GMT
Best we can do is laces I'm afraid Those are obsolete . Really , since when ?
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Jul 3, 2017 20:14:04 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2017 20:14:04 GMT
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Jul 3, 2017 20:34:07 GMT
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 3, 2017 20:34:07 GMT
C'mon Bisph stay focused. Mom in the trial win. Stay with it mate. Vote for yr Captain and vice.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2017 21:09:53 GMT
C'mon Bisph stay focused. Mom in the trial win. Stay with it mate. Vote for yr Captain and vice. Sorry mate got a little side tracked for a minute ...... I'll go with Mick Mills as skipper because he has a lot to say for himself and Felonious as vice captain because he's obviously a strong supporting influence and firm at the back
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Jul 3, 2017 21:23:47 GMT
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 3, 2017 21:23:47 GMT
C'mon Bisph stay focused. Mom in the trial win. Stay with it mate. Vote for yr Captain and vice. Sorry mate got a little side tracked for a minute ...... I'll go with Mick Mills as skipper because he has a lot to say for himself and Felonious as vice captain because he's obviously a strong supporting influence and firm at the back C'mon mate stay focused. One from each house. Mmlc and felo are both currently first teamers. Need to nominate the vice captain from the second XI please.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 3, 2017 21:25:47 GMT
Don't leave any club funds in an easily accessible place, I'll be having the whole team on the plane to Magaluf else instead of fulfilling fixtures.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2017 21:48:40 GMT
Sorry mate got a little side tracked for a minute ...... I'll go with Mick Mills as skipper because he has a lot to say for himself and Felonious as vice captain because he's obviously a strong supporting influence and firm at the back C'mon mate stay focused. One from each house. Mmlc and felo are both currently first teamers. Need to nominate the vice captain from the second XI please. Have to be Flashman then ....but there is always the danger of losing him to a red card
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Post by rogerjonesisgod on Jul 3, 2017 22:30:38 GMT
The rules of engagement Don't like to admit defeat but searched all six corners of the mansion for the Logacta to no avail so have had to slightly amend the rules. Simplifies things and means that with some basic equipment everyone can play along. Deck of standard playing cards Two standard dice* {for the purposes of this I'll stick to die as the singular, dice as the plural. As far as possible.} One non permanent marker pen* {optional} Notebook {optional} blot out the number six on the oppo dice {unless they're a good side, in which case blot out the number one.}. Or don't load the dice at all. Entering EEFC into the fray of the Prem using the power of dice and cards and some imagination. Fixture by fixture, same games as the real SCFC. Players are allocated a card, Jack, Ace, two to ten. {With added subtleties which will be explained.} The MatchA die a team to determine the match result. Home team throw first. A shuffle of the cards for the scorer{s} Our two strikers have the benefit of the king and queen too as an advantage in the shuffle and the Captain gets the joker, to enhance their likelihood of scoring.. Player ratingsOnly using the eleven cards {no Queen, King or Joker} Shuffle of the cards, To rate each players performance it's a roll of the dice. {two dice for a win, one die for a loss. If player 'throws' a one, they're dropped two consecutive 2's rolled in matches and yr benched The Captain has a +1 point advantage in the ratings. For that extra hint of realism: For a loss we bring out the big yellow Disciplinary dice too. A roll of it dictates how many cautions received, turn of the cards dictates who.. Rolll a 6 and there's a red, and consequent ban. shuffled pack dictates who. Normal totting up applies for received yellows. A loss also brings the Injury Dice into play. A roll of the dice dictates the number of injuries sustained Shuffle of the cards to who's afflicted. A role of the bad boy for each injured player to dictate the length of the injury. Neither the Injury nor Disciplinary Dice come into play with a win, just for the loss or a draw. Losing is far more complicated, and not an option. Thems the basics. Of course I could run through a season now in one go using this method, going to do it real time, until I get bored {or sacked} but hopefully a few folk will engage. There's a chance I could chart our results/performances against the real Prem, a twenty one team league. See how we fair using 'doctored' chance. The anomoly being us vs Stoke. Well play that out as an end of season curtain closer. Our home ground if anyone asks is a tan Wrangler desert boot shoe box, containing the necessary accutrements. {dice, cards, notebook.}. As an example, I trialled it against our bitter rivals Port Vale Park Rangers. Without loading the dice. EEFC Playing card/shirt no. Cheees {Jack of Clubs} Felonious {2 of Clubs} HarryBurrows 3 " " BathStoke 4 Rogerjones 5 Manmarking 6 TheVoid 7 MickMills 8 Maninasuitcase 9 TheDrunkenCommunist 10 Bishphampotter Ace of Clubs Roll of the dice dictates the match score. EEFC 5 v 2 PVPRFC Shuffle of the suit dictates the scorers Cheees HarryBurrows TheVoid BisphamPotter BathStoke all get one extra point on the player ratings {already included}..... A roll of two dice to determine player ratings.. {lowest dice score is halved.. points for goals then added}... Cheees {6.5} Felonious {2.5} Harryburrows {6} Bathstoke {5} TheVoid {5.5} Rogerjones {6.5} Manmarking {4.5} MickMillsLC {2.5} TheDrunkenCommunist {8.5} Maninasuitcase {1.5} Bishp {9} There's obviously a narrative behind this, a long range goal from me kick started the momentum and a superb performance from Bisph and TDC made up for a lacklustre display from Maninasuitcase. No one gets dropped after a win but there were some poor showings especially for a win. I then replayed the fixture away and kinkily enough it was an exact reversal 5-2 to them. The consequences/ratings etc were far different. Our scorers were TDC and Bath popped up again with one. Manmarking and Maninasuitcase both rated a 1 and would have been dropped. Bath's goal saved him from being on notice, scoring a 2 along with Rog, Felo and Bishp. HarryBurrows took a booking, Mickmills out for 4 matches injured. Luckily that didn't happen... just an example. Any questions? Sweet. 5 - 2 is a tidy score. Plenty of good performances and the first ever goal for EEFC coming from the Gaffer. Fairytale stuff lads. Onward's and upward's
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 4, 2017 0:37:37 GMT
The rules of engagement Don't like to admit defeat but searched all six corners of the mansion for the Logacta to no avail so have had to slightly amend the rules. Simplifies things and means that with some basic equipment everyone can play along. Deck of standard playing cards Two standard dice* {for the purposes of this I'll stick to die as the singular, dice as the plural. As far as possible.} One non permanent marker pen* {optional} Notebook {optional} blot out the number six on the oppo dice {unless they're a good side, in which case blot out the number one.}. Or don't load the dice at all. Entering EEFC into the fray of the Prem using the power of dice and cards and some imagination. Fixture by fixture, same games as the real SCFC. Players are allocated a card, Jack, Ace, two to ten. {With added subtleties which will be explained.} The MatchA die a team to determine the match result. Home team throw first. A shuffle of the cards for the scorer{s} Our two strikers have the benefit of the king and queen too as an advantage in the shuffle and the Captain gets the joker, to enhance their likelihood of scoring.. Player ratingsOnly using the eleven cards {no Queen, King or Joker} Shuffle of the cards, To rate each players performance it's a roll of the dice. {two dice for a win, one die for a loss. If player 'throws' a one, they're dropped two consecutive 2's rolled in matches and yr benched The Captain has a +1 point advantage in the ratings. For that extra hint of realism: For a loss we bring out the big yellow Disciplinary dice too. A roll of it dictates how many cautions received, turn of the cards dictates who.. Rolll a 6 and there's a red, and consequent ban. shuffled pack dictates who. Normal totting up applies for received yellows. A loss also brings the Injury Dice into play. A roll of the dice dictates the number of injuries sustained Shuffle of the cards to who's afflicted. A role of the bad boy for each injured player to dictate the length of the injury. Neither the Injury nor Disciplinary Dice come into play with a win, just for the loss or a draw. Losing is far more complicated, and not an option. Thems the basics. Of course I could run through a season now in one go using this method, going to do it real time, until I get bored {or sacked} but hopefully a few folk will engage. There's a chance I could chart our results/performances against the real Prem, a twenty one team league. See how we fair using 'doctored' chance. The anomoly being us vs Stoke. Well play that out as an end of season curtain closer. Our home ground if anyone asks is a tan Wrangler desert boot shoe box, containing the necessary accutrements. {dice, cards, notebook.}. As an example, I trialled it against our bitter rivals Port Vale Park Rangers. Without loading the dice. EEFC Playing card/shirt no. Cheees {Jack of Clubs} Felonious {2 of Clubs} HarryBurrows 3 " " BathStoke 4 Rogerjones 5 Manmarking 6 TheVoid 7 MickMills 8 Maninasuitcase 9 TheDrunkenCommunist 10 Bishphampotter Ace of Clubs Roll of the dice dictates the match score. EEFC 5 v 2 PVPRFC Shuffle of the suit dictates the scorers Cheees HarryBurrows TheVoid BisphamPotter BathStoke all get one extra point on the player ratings {already included}..... A roll of two dice to determine player ratings.. {lowest dice score is halved.. points for goals then added}... Cheees {6.5} Felonious {2.5} Harryburrows {6} Bathstoke {5} TheVoid {5.5} Rogerjones {6.5} Manmarking {4.5} MickMillsLC {2.5} TheDrunkenCommunist {8.5} Maninasuitcase {1.5} Bishp {9} There's obviously a narrative behind this, a long range goal from me kick started the momentum and a superb performance from Bisph and TDC made up for a lacklustre display from Maninasuitcase. No one gets dropped after a win but there were some poor showings especially for a win. I then replayed the fixture away and kinkily enough it was an exact reversal 5-2 to them. The consequences/ratings etc were far different. Our scorers were TDC and Bath popped up again with one. Manmarking and Maninasuitcase both rated a 1 and would have been dropped. Bath's goal saved him from being on notice, scoring a 2 along with Rog, Felo and Bishp. HarryBurrows took a booking, Mickmills out for 4 matches injured. Luckily that didn't happen... just an example. Any questions? Sweet. 5 - 2 is a tidy score. Plenty of good performances and the first ever goal for EEFC coming from the Gaffer. Fairytale stuff lads. Onward's and upward's Appreciate your backing Rog, rest assured it's what actually happened in the turn of the cards and the roll of the dice. Similarly I'm disappointed you didn't make Captain {and the extra protection that position brings}. It's unfortunate that the squad have a tenuous grasp of the democratic process, but nevertheless I've done the adding up. The folk have spoke. Time's Up. Congratulations... Mickmills Captain. BojanMackey Vice Capt.Choices I can get behind, though I won't be discussing it too much with MMLC. So {as all the experts say}. Teams for the upcoming friendly, somewhere lost in France, Bonnie Tyleresque.... 45 mins a piece.... Fighting for a slot against the Toffeees. Clubs.. Cheees {Jack} 2.Felonious 3.HarryBurrows 4.BathStoke 7.TheVoid 5.RogerJones 6.Manmarking 8.MickMillsLC {C} 10.TheDrunkenCommunist 9.Maninasuitcase Ace.BisphamPotter
Hearts Samba {Jack of..} 2.Rat 3.Flashman 4.PrestwichPotter 7.Crapslinger 5.Pearo 6.BojanMackey {Vice} 8.EssexStokie 10.Northy 9.DJDuncanJ Ace.OldStoke Duck out if yer want. I'm expecting at least21 likes on this post as a sign of true commitment.... Reserve list: Robo, Chuffed, Cooop.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 4, 2017 17:42:51 GMT
Mildly disappointed that neither Mick nor Mackey have seen fit to do an acceptance speech.
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Post by trickydicky73 on Jul 4, 2017 17:49:07 GMT
Mildly disappointed that neither Mick nor Mackey have seen fit to do an acceptance speech. Mackey is tearing up as we speak, as was I to get an honorable mention. Great, surreal and may I(and James Beam)say, kinda beautiful thread.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 4, 2017 18:06:55 GMT
Mildly disappointed that neither Mick nor Mackey have seen fit to do an acceptance speech. In true EEFC style, I spent the weekend involved in many feats of debauchery, shame and questionable life choices, and thus spent my Sunday suffering through a hangover that wasn't necessarily violent, but more like a trailer that you're dragging down the A50, it's mostly plain sailing but then about half-way down for no reason it keeps trying to peel itself backwards like a disagreeable foreskin. Anyway I digress, what do I bring to EEFC? An absolute wand of a right foot and an ability to read a game on the level of the true elites, we're talking your Harvey Price's and your Steveland Wonders, a penchant for oftentimes disturbing, and graphically detailed outbursts, so if one of you two foots me in training expect to be called a festering, blistered labia, followed by a cunt. As Vice Captain I am making a statement that my shirt number is 27, if you do not know why this is then I suggest you find the nearest toilet, and flush your head down it, because you are essentially a worthless turd to me, there will also be fortnightly seances held in the name of Bojan Krkic, failure to attend will result in your match fee for the month inserted into an orifice of a dear friend for first offences, and close family members for second offences, if for some reason you miss three of these and you don't provide an acceptable excuse, I.E you're dead, then you shall be violently disembowelled in front of the whole team, and your head used as the training session ball for the foreseeable. Other than that carry on chaps, there's potential for an unbeaten season here, providing you keep the ball away from the left wing, they seem to like an argument.
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Post by rat on Jul 4, 2017 18:09:39 GMT
Mildly disappointed that neither Mick nor Mackey have seen fit to do an acceptance speech. In true EEFC style, I spent the weekend involved in many feats of debauchery, shame and questionable life choices, and thus spent my Sunday suffering through a hangover that wasn't necessarily violent, but more like a trailer that you're dragging down the A50, it's mostly plain sailing but then about half-way down for no reason it keeps trying to peel itself backwards like a disagreeable foreskin. Anyway I digress, what do I bring to EEFC? An absolute wand of a right foot and an ability to read a game on the level of the true elites, we're talking your Harvey Price's and your Steveland Wonders, a penchant for oftentimes disturbing, and graphically detailed outbursts, so if one of you two foots me in training expect to be called a festering, blistered labia, followed by a cunt. As Vice Captain I am making a statement that my shirt number is 27, if you do not know why this is then I suggest you find the nearest toilet, and flush your head down it, because you are essentially a worthless turd to me, there will also be fortnightly seances held in the name of Bojan Krkic, failure to attend will result in your match fee for the month inserted into an orifice of a dear friend for first offences, and close family members for second offences, if for some reason you miss three of these and you don't provide an acceptable excuse, I.E you're dead, then you shall be violently disembowelled in front of the whole team, and your head used as the training session ball for the foreseeable. Other than that carry on chaps, there's potential for an unbeaten season here, providing you keep the ball away from the left wing, they seem to like an argument. You get my VOTE you sexy bastard .
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Post by pearo on Jul 4, 2017 18:47:49 GMT
Putting in extra training sessions to try and get promoted to the firsts spent all Saturday rowing across Westport lake in a tin bath. Felt a little heavy armed on Sunday, but shrugged it off and spent the day fell running over Parkhall hills with a lorry tyre tied to each ankle. Had a recovery day yesterday and I think if carry on in this style I'll soon shift that 7 and a half stones I've put on since I last graced the grounds of the semi- pro leagues.
Onwards and upwards guys
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Jul 4, 2017 19:30:07 GMT
Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 4, 2017 19:30:07 GMT
Mildly disappointed that neither Mick nor Mackey have seen fit to do an acceptance speech. Mackey is tearing up as we speak, as was I to get an honorable mention. Great, surreal and may I(and James Beam)say, kinda beautiful thread. Cheeers... it's real. Still unsure about the commitment and staying power of some of the squad, so please don't rule yourself out at this early stage Trick. Hoping the recruitment team will step up and provide some options, but no panic just yet. What's your position?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2017 19:34:51 GMT
Putting in extra training sessions to try and get promoted to the firsts spent all Saturday rowing across Westport lake in a tin bath. Felt a little heavy armed on Sunday, but shrugged it off and spent the day fell running over Parkhall hills with a lorry tyre tied to each ankle. Had a recovery day yesterday and I think if carry on in this style I'll soon shift that 7 and a half stones I've put on since I last graced the grounds of the semi- pro leagues. Onwards and upwards guys Might be easier to put another 7 and a half stone on and go in goals mate. Thou shalt not pass.....
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Jul 4, 2017 19:35:54 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2017 19:35:54 GMT
Mildly disappointed that neither Mick nor Mackey have seen fit to do an acceptance speech. In true EEFC style, I spent the weekend involved in many feats of debauchery, shame and questionable life choices, and thus spent my Sunday suffering through a hangover that wasn't necessarily violent, but more like a trailer that you're dragging down the A50, it's mostly plain sailing but then about half-way down for no reason it keeps trying to peel itself backwards like a disagreeable foreskin. Anyway I digress, what do I bring to EEFC? An absolute wand of a right foot and an ability to read a game on the level of the true elites, we're talking your Harvey Price's and your Steveland Wonders, a penchant for oftentimes disturbing, and graphically detailed outbursts, so if one of you two foots me in training expect to be called a festering, blistered labia, followed by a cunt. As Vice Captain I am making a statement that my shirt number is 27, if you do not know why this is then I suggest you find the nearest toilet, and flush your head down it, because you are essentially a worthless turd to me, there will also be fortnightly seances held in the name of Bojan Krkic, failure to attend will result in your match fee for the month inserted into an orifice of a dear friend for first offences, and close family members for second offences, if for some reason you miss three of these and you don't provide an acceptable excuse, I.E you're dead, then you shall be violently disembowelled in front of the whole team, and your head used as the training session ball for the foreseeable. Other than that carry on chaps, there's potential for an unbeaten season here, providing you keep the ball away from the left wing, they seem to like an argument. Are you collecting the subs as well?
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Jul 4, 2017 19:59:29 GMT
Post by pearo on Jul 4, 2017 19:59:29 GMT
Putting in extra training sessions to try and get promoted to the firsts spent all Saturday rowing across Westport lake in a tin bath. Felt a little heavy armed on Sunday, but shrugged it off and spent the day fell running over Parkhall hills with a lorry tyre tied to each ankle. Had a recovery day yesterday and I think if carry on in this style I'll soon shift that 7 and a half stones I've put on since I last graced the grounds of the semi- pro leagues. Onwards and upwards guys Might be easier to put another 7 and a half stone on and go in goals mate. Thou shalt not pass..... Please! Go in goal, that's only one step away from becoming a rugby player, you know the ones who don't have enough skill or vision to pass forwards or use both feet.
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Jul 4, 2017 20:03:03 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2017 20:03:03 GMT
Might be easier to put another 7 and a half stone on and go in goals mate. Thou shalt not pass..... Please! Go in goal, that's only one step away from becoming a rugby player, you know the ones who don't have enough skill or vision to pass forwards or use both feet. Keep dragging your lard arse around Wesport Lake then fella only trying to help :-)
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Jul 4, 2017 20:08:43 GMT
Post by pearo on Jul 4, 2017 20:08:43 GMT
Please! Go in goal, that's only one step away from becoming a rugby player, you know the ones who don't have enough skill or vision to pass forwards or use both feet. Keep dragging your lard arse around Wesport Lake then fella only trying to help :-) You need a big hammer to knock in a big nail
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Jul 4, 2017 20:10:06 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2017 20:10:06 GMT
Keep dragging your lard arse around Wesport Lake then fella only trying to help :-) You need a big hammer to knock in a big nail Amen to that brother......
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Jul 4, 2017 20:15:33 GMT
Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 4, 2017 20:15:33 GMT
We need a celebrity fan or two I think the commercial team should email Shefali. {or get Mackey to compose a letter to her.} I'm currently thinking about telling the Lord Mayor Ant Munday, and maybe Sean Wade about it. Celebrity enough?
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