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Jul 2, 2017 18:08:05 GMT
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Post by bathstoke on Jul 2, 2017 18:08:05 GMT
I'll vote for myself and oldstoke as captains - my ego can't bear the thought of me not getting any votes otherwise See meditation thread 🙂
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Post by rogerjonesisgod on Jul 2, 2017 19:34:48 GMT
I like the way you mention the players all around you, Rog but fail to mention the bloke stood next to you... This central midfield is going to be our downfall Crikey O'Reilly I didn't notice the little fella next to me. Shrewd signing from the Gaffer. I heard he does the work of half a dozen players on here Dunna werrit about the midfield. We can go all day and quick to see an weakness in the opposition.
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Post by rogerjonesisgod on Jul 2, 2017 20:37:16 GMT
Without blowing my own trumpet I played in a coaches (me) v under 17's game yesterday at my lads football fun day and despite them all being younger/faster/stronger (what the fuck do 16 year olds eat these days?) we kept a clean sheet with me playing as a left sided centre back. As I walked triumphantly off the pitch I swear I heard a couple of spectators arguing whether my performance was more Baresi-esque or Maldini-esque. I thought it was the latter if I'm honest. Happy to fight for a place on the bench but just be warned if BMI doesn't sign I can't guarantee that SCFC themselves won't be calling on my services to put pressure on Muniesa and Wollscheid...... One of best trumpet solo's since John Birks "Dizzy" Gillespie.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2017 20:39:14 GMT
Without blowing my own trumpet I played in a coaches (me) v under 17's game yesterday at my lads football fun day and despite them all being younger/faster/stronger (what the fuck do 16 year olds eat these days?) we kept a clean sheet with me playing as a left sided centre back. As I walked triumphantly off the pitch I swear I heard a couple of spectators arguing whether my performance was more Baresi-esque or Maldini-esque. I thought it was the latter if I'm honest. Happy to fight for a place on the bench but just be warned if BMI doesn't sign I can't guarantee that SCFC themselves won't be calling on my services to put pressure on Muniesa and Wollscheid...... One of best trumpet solo's since John Birks "Dizzy" Gillespie. No one else will blow it roger lad. And all true* *apart from the last 10 lines
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Post by rogerjonesisgod on Jul 2, 2017 20:43:26 GMT
Didn't understand a word of it. ThanXx Called tactics mate........ or is it tictacs
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Post by rat on Jul 2, 2017 20:58:07 GMT
Didn't understand a word of it. ThanXx Called tactics mate........ or is it tictacs 'the impeccable The Drunken Communist' ..... you weirdo
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Post by rogerjonesisgod on Jul 2, 2017 21:14:15 GMT
Tough choices for Captain's and Vice's. Plenty of leaders to choose from. I think I'll buck the trend for voting for me sen as I'm a team player TDC comes to mind but I feel he'll be a freer spirit unshackled from the armband. The Void and Felonious are strong contenders but MickMills has my vote for Captain. A balanced, scientific logic and a robust command of the anglo-saxon language when needed. Perfect credentials. Felonious as Vice-Captain, energy aplenty to carry the responsibility when needed. From t'other side Northy is a proven leader of men, a Captain if ever there was one with the Roy Keane-esque Carps as Vice.
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EEFC
Jul 2, 2017 22:13:02 GMT
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 2, 2017 22:13:02 GMT
Without blowing my own trumpet I played in a coaches (me) v under 17's game yesterday at my lads football fun day and despite them all being younger/faster/stronger (what the fuck do 16 year olds eat these days?) we kept a clean sheet with me playing as a left sided centre back. As I walked triumphantly off the pitch I swear I heard a couple of spectators arguing whether my performance was more Baresi-esque or Maldini-esque. I thought it was the latter if I'm honest. Happy to fight for a place on the bench but just be warned if BMI doesn't sign I can't guarantee that SCFC themselves won't be calling on my services to put pressure on Muniesa and Wollscheid...... Persuaded by your pitch 'wich. Competition for left of the back three has proven difficult. You're in the back up, feel a bit of a twat on Robo51 but I think ultimately he'll agree it's best for him to join Cooper67, Chuffedstokie on the reserve list under under medical supervision, in the capable hands of Colin's mate Trevor.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2017 22:16:54 GMT
Without blowing my own trumpet I played in a coaches (me) v under 17's game yesterday at my lads football fun day and despite them all being younger/faster/stronger (what the fuck do 16 year olds eat these days?) we kept a clean sheet with me playing as a left sided centre back. As I walked triumphantly off the pitch I swear I heard a couple of spectators arguing whether my performance was more Baresi-esque or Maldini-esque. I thought it was the latter if I'm honest. Happy to fight for a place on the bench but just be warned if BMI doesn't sign I can't guarantee that SCFC themselves won't be calling on my services to put pressure on Muniesa and Wollscheid...... Persuaded by your pitch 'wich. Competition for left of the back three has proven difficult. You're in the back up, feel a bit of a twat on Robo51 but I think ultimately he'll agree it's best for him to join Cooper67, Chuffedstokie on tge reserve list under under medical supervision, in the capable hands of Colin's mate Trevor. I'm truly humbled. Rest assured I will sweat blood for this group of lads.
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Jul 2, 2017 23:05:46 GMT
Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 2, 2017 23:05:46 GMT
Can I be in charge of team morale? Trusth be told, I'm a bit of a miserable, negative fucker at the best of times but hey ho, with me in charge, as least you all know that things could be worse. And let's be honest, things invariably get worse. And worse. Then really, really bad. Oh god where did it all go wrong. I was kidding myself from the start, thinking that the EEFC could actually work. I should know better by now. I think you are drunk. Shape up man. Get motivating.
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Jul 2, 2017 23:15:56 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2017 23:15:56 GMT
Persuaded by your pitch 'wich. Competition for left of the back three has proven difficult. You're in the back up, feel a bit of a twat on Robo51 but I think ultimately he'll agree it's best for him to join Cooper67, Chuffedstokie on tge reserve list under under medical supervision, in the capable hands of Colin's mate Trevor. I'm truly humbled. Rest assured I will sweat blood for this group of lads. I'm with you all the way on this if you bring the right size of ball 🏀 .
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Jul 2, 2017 23:20:18 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2017 23:20:18 GMT
I'm truly humbled. Rest assured I will sweat blood for this group of lads. I'm with you all the way on this if you bring the right size of ball 🏀 . Small or large balls, I've got your back brother.....
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Jul 2, 2017 23:29:52 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2017 23:29:52 GMT
I'm with you all the way on this if you bring the right size of ball 🏀 . Small or large balls, I've got your back brother..... Must have a seam.
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EEFC
Jul 2, 2017 23:39:54 GMT
Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 2, 2017 23:39:54 GMT
A little crestfallen that the troops havn't grasped the fundamentals of the vote for captain and vice captain. Fairly simple. Vote for one player from each house. First XI for the Captain, Second eleven for Vice. Too many single voters and ruined ballot papers so far. Of the legitimate votes cast? CaptainMickMillsLC 2 votes. RogerJonesisGod 1 vote {my favourite} Manmarking 1 vote Vice CaptainBojanMackey 1 vote Samba 1 vote Northy 1 vote Oldstoke 1 vote {and he hasn't even said he's playing yet.} Voting closes midnight monday ffs.
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EEFC
Jul 3, 2017 0:19:48 GMT
Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 3, 2017 0:19:48 GMT
In that formation i'll be able to melvin Mumf when he's nattering to Chuffed ..... not sure I fancy the overlap with Crappy though ..... And where's Deano fitting in? He needs to start else he'll kick right off . I'm honoured to be discussed for a starting XI position. I've always thought of myself as a sitting DM, with a tremendous reading of the game. These days, I think of myself more as one of the commentariat though. Maybe I can be the match day reporter. Deano on board.
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Jul 3, 2017 1:04:52 GMT
Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 3, 2017 1:04:52 GMT
A little crestfallen that the troops havn't grasped the fundamentals of the vote for captain and vice captain. Fairly simple. Vote for one player from each house. First XI for the Captain, Second eleven for Vice. Too many single voters and ruined ballot papers so far. Of the legitimate votes cast? CaptainMickMillsLC 2 votes. RogerJonesisGod 1 vote {my favourite} Manmarking 1 vote Vice CaptainBojanMackey 1 vote Samba 1 vote Northy 1 vote Oldstoke 1 vote {and he hasn't even said he's playing yet.} Voting closes midnight monday ffs. Edit: Monday midnight GM<T for those still in Dubai.
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Post by rogerjonesisgod on Jul 3, 2017 8:51:56 GMT
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Post by marwood on Jul 3, 2017 13:57:37 GMT
maninasuitcase excellent choice up front. He is a good foot taller than Crouch (and equally as much of an all-round good bloke), so on that basis, i calculate that even if played sparingly (and why would you, why would you) he should score 11.6 goals in the debut season
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Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on Jul 3, 2017 15:20:32 GMT
A little crestfallen that the troops havn't grasped the fundamentals of the vote for captain and vice captain. Fairly simple. Vote for one player from each house. First XI for the Captain, Second eleven for Vice. Too many single voters and ruined ballot papers so far. Of the legitimate votes cast? CaptainMickMillsLC 2 votes. RogerJonesisGod 1 vote {my favourite} Manmarking 1 vote Vice CaptainBojanMackey 1 vote Samba 1 vote Northy 1 vote Oldstoke 1 vote {and he hasn't even said he's playing yet.} Voting closes midnight monday ffs. I vote for MickMills (dogmatic explanations of where everything went wrong if they lose ) and Bojan (I dread to think about the topic of his team talks )
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Post by bathstoke on Jul 3, 2017 15:35:48 GMT
Without blowing my own trumpet I played in a coaches (me) v under 17's game yesterday at my lads football fun day and despite them all being younger/faster/stronger (what the fuck do 16 year olds eat these days?) we kept a clean sheet with me playing as a left sided centre back. As I walked triumphantly off the pitch I swear I heard a couple of spectators arguing whether my performance was more Baresi-esque or Maldini-esque. I thought it was the latter if I'm honest. Happy to fight for a place on the bench but just be warned if BMI doesn't sign I can't guarantee that SCFC themselves won't be calling on my services to put pressure on Muniesa and Wollscheid...... One of best trumpet solo's since John Birks "Dizzy" Gillespie. It was like Glen Millers orchestra blowing a gale 🎺🎷🎺
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Post by thevoid on Jul 3, 2017 15:59:57 GMT
Would the best attacks come from the right of the left wing?
And would the teamsheet be written italics?
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Jul 3, 2017 16:06:31 GMT
Post by rat on Jul 3, 2017 16:06:31 GMT
Would the best attacks come from the right of the left wing? And would the teamsheet be written italics? Is that supposed to be funny ? if i'd just got back from Ibiza i wouldn't be on an internet forum ..... cracking political gags .....
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Jul 3, 2017 16:11:44 GMT
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Post by thevoid on Jul 3, 2017 16:11:44 GMT
Would the best attacks come from the right of the left wing? And would the teamsheet be written italics? Is that supposed to be funny ? if i'd just got back from Ibiza i wouldn't be on an internet forum ..... cracking political gags ..... No you'd be busy not being in Ibiza at all spamming The Oatcake with gibberish and multiple personalities 😁 Am I going to get an answer re: anti-semitism in the Labour Party or shall I put your lack of a response down to you scuttling under the oven without a fucking clue how to respond ratty? 😎 Squeek squeek
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2017 16:37:42 GMT
Is that supposed to be funny ? if i'd just got back from Ibiza i wouldn't be on an internet forum ..... cracking political gags ..... No you'd be busy not being in Ibiza at all spamming The Oatcake with gibberish and multiple personalities 😁 Am I going to get an answer re: anti-semitism in the Labour Party or shall I put your lack of a response down to you scuttling under the oven without a fucking clue how to respond ratty? 😎 Squeek squeek This has all been good natured fun so far you ratbag. Now play nice or MM will get his plonker truncheon out
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Jul 3, 2017 16:41:00 GMT
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Post by thevoid on Jul 3, 2017 16:41:00 GMT
No you'd be busy not being in Ibiza at all spamming The Oatcake with gibberish and multiple personalities 😁 Am I going to get an answer re: anti-semitism in the Labour Party or shall I put your lack of a response down to you scuttling under the oven without a fucking clue how to respond ratty? 😎 Squeek squeek This has all been good natured fun so far you ratbag. Now play nice or MM will get his plonker truncheon out Right on cue 😎 It's like that film Raising Cain on here sometimes 😉 When is 'markers coming in to bat anyway?
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Post by manmarking on Jul 3, 2017 16:59:44 GMT
This has all been good natured fun so far you ratbag. Now play nice or MM will get his plonker truncheon out Right on cue 😎 It's like that film Raising Cain on here sometimes 😉 When is 'markers coming in to bat anyway? Oi! Lads! Cool it. Gaffer's orders. I've already been chided by him myself so now I'm making my pitch for the captaincy by appealing for unity in an alpha male way. Now stop bringing politics into this or I'll tell a member of the coaching staff to shove some Ralgex up yer bumhole
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jul 3, 2017 17:04:20 GMT
Without blowing my own trumpet I played in a coaches (me) v under 17's game yesterday at my lads football fun day and despite them all being younger/faster/stronger (what the fuck do 16 year olds eat these days?) we kept a clean sheet with me playing as a left sided centre back. As I walked triumphantly off the pitch I swear I heard a couple of spectators arguing whether my performance was more Baresi-esque or Maldini-esque. I thought it was the latter if I'm honest. Happy to fight for a place on the bench but just be warned if BMI doesn't sign I can't guarantee that SCFC themselves won't be calling on my services to put pressure on Muniesa and Wollscheid...... Persuaded by your pitch 'wich. Competition for left of the back three has proven difficult. You're in the back up, feel a bit of a twat on Robo51 but I think ultimately he'll agree it's best for him to join Cooper67, Chuffedstokie on the reserve list under under medical supervision, in the capable hands of Colin's mate Trevor. That sounds ominous.
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EEFC
Jul 3, 2017 17:11:01 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2017 17:11:01 GMT
Not a clue where I sit in the ranking here, but MM and Samba for captains.
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EEFC
Jul 3, 2017 17:24:40 GMT
Post by rat on Jul 3, 2017 17:24:40 GMT
RIGHT. I'M THE F**KING BOSS . SHUT UP AND AWAIT ORDERS .
MM - YOU ARE CAPTAIN . YOU CAN DEAL WITH THE ADMIN .
DEANO - JUST SHUT UP . YOU ARE VC. DEAL WITH THE PRESS AND THE PR**KS ON HERE.
THE REST OF YOU - SHUT THE F**K UP .
WHEN IS OUR FIRST FUCKING GAME THEN?
RAT.
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EEFC
Jul 3, 2017 17:26:43 GMT
Post by harryburrows on Jul 3, 2017 17:26:43 GMT
We need a celebrity fan or two
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