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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2017 22:59:40 GMT
There's some right names in that squad, the fans are going to have to spend a fucking fortune to get their favourite players on the back of their replica shirts...
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Post by numpty40 on Jun 30, 2017 23:09:36 GMT
Can I do the half time playlist?
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Jun 30, 2017 23:15:40 GMT
Post by bathstoke on Jun 30, 2017 23:15:40 GMT
Yeah. Thought you might have challenged for the hypothetical nets. L'Estrange. It's funny you should say that, cause Foxy was my favourite player as a kid & I do find the goalie an intriguing character on a pitch of guys who just want to score & he just wants to save.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jun 30, 2017 23:25:59 GMT
Yeah. Thought you might have challenged for the hypothetical nets. L'Estrange. It's funny you should say that, cause Foxy was my favourite player as a kid & I do find the goalie an intriguing character on a pitch of guys who just want to score & he just wants to save. Yeah. Rewarding position. A bit like the drummer in the best bands. If you can pull it off. We've had a succession of keepers to be proud of, love Nev too. It doesn't have to be free of the goal glamour though, Bego v Soton and that. Anyway, left of the back three ok for you? dunner start quibbling..
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Jul 1, 2017 0:02:35 GMT
Post by manmarking on Jul 1, 2017 0:02:35 GMT
Sorry mate, you're going to have to work your way back in off the bench, you just didn't seem interested. Had to drop you for the sake of the team. If you are deliberately preventing me from giving manmarking a good kicking , then I wish to tender my resignation forthwith . i intend to now sign up with Vale .. Can't say the prospect would exactly strike fear into my heart. Enjoy the Vale, big un
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 1, 2017 0:05:17 GMT
If you are deliberately preventing me from giving manmarking a good kicking , then I wish to tender my resignation forthwith . i intend to now sign up with Vale .. Can't say the prospect would exactly strike fear into my heart. Enjoy the Vale, big un You seem to be embracing the Whelan role. I don't want a sitter. Cool your boots.
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Jul 1, 2017 0:07:38 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2017 0:07:38 GMT
Sorry mate, you're going to have to work your way back in off the bench, you just didn't seem interested. Had to drop you for the sake of the team. If you are deliberately preventing me from giving manmarking a good kicking , then I wish to tender my resignation forthwith . i intend to now sign up with Vale .. A potential " blue on blue " situation .....I'll clean your boots afterwards
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Jul 1, 2017 0:40:14 GMT
Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 1, 2017 0:40:14 GMT
If you are deliberately preventing me from giving manmarking a good kicking , then I wish to tender my resignation forthwith . i intend to now sign up with Vale .. A potential " blue on blue " situation .....I'll clean your boots afterwards I applaud that spirit. Clinical finisher, marquee striker offering to clean a benchers boots. Good stuff Bishp. I thought you may have been less comfortable operating more on the left of the front two. Not so sure now mate.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2017 0:57:35 GMT
A potential " blue on blue " situation .....I'll clean your boots afterwards I applaud that spirit. Clinical finisher, marquee striker offering to clean a benchers boots. Good stuff Bishp. I thought you may have been less comfortable operating more on the left of the front two. Not so sure now mate. I'll play anywhere mate , I'm a team man
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2017 1:05:48 GMT
I have to say cheees , well done on initiating a different and entertaining thread ....what this place needs
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Jul 1, 2017 1:44:32 GMT
Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 1, 2017 1:44:32 GMT
I'm glad to see that I've finally been included - and in my rightful, key position of centre ground, could go to the left or the right at any moment! Slightly concerned about MickMills on the wing, I mean, sure, he talks a good game, but that's the problem. Will he ever actually pass the ball to the rest of us or will he just spend the 90 minutes telling us how he could pass the ball forward or sideways, or he could chip it over the top, he could attempt some fancy step-over, a little one-two... Lets face it, by time he's finished telling us what he's going to do the opposition have took the ball off him & gone & scored seven goals. The referee has blown for full-time, everyone has fucked off home & the lights have been switched off! Rog & ManMarking in the middle has all the hallmarks of Dyer/Bowyer at Newcastle! Just been called up and already you're moaning about the trendier players. I thought since you and MMLC had been involved in the wrestling tag team you'd paxed. Patience. We'll gel.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 1, 2017 2:28:38 GMT
I have to say cheees , well done on initiating a different and entertaining thread ....what this place needs Worked out quite well ain't it? I'll trial it pre-season, but was thinking of a hybrid of this.. The Logacta die determine the score. And a simple suit of cards {Clubs}, jack to 10 to determine the scorers. A combination of shuffled cards and the roll of a dice determines player performances in each game {a rating of 1-6}. If I can be arsed.
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Jul 1, 2017 2:49:14 GMT
Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 1, 2017 2:49:14 GMT
Had twenty four hours to contemplate the situation, and while not wanting to be accused of chopping and changing for the sake of it, there are some issues that need to be addressed. In an attempt to integrate Bathstoke into the team, back into the fold as it were, I'm offering him left of the back three {flashman's shown no interest}. Similarly DJDJ, Skankers and Mary have all been no shows. MMLC keeps his place, he's acknowledged he needs to work on his delivery, be more direct, see him as our Ramadan. Love the idea of Crapslinger and Essex on the wings, maybe transfer bids/bribes in the window? Could affect morale. TheVoid makes a strong case for inclusion, a shoe in on the right. TDC's adaptability impresses me, a bit like an Arnie, roaming the pitch, pulling strings behind the /Crouch/Defoe of Manina and Bishp And have been seduced by the stature of Maninasuitcase. Still preseason, plenty of time for tweaking, trying out different formations. Cheees Felonious Harryburrows Bathstoke TheVoid Rogerjones Manmarking MickMills TheDrunkenCommunist Maninasuitcase Bishp Fearsome outfit. Bench: Northy vying for the no.10, and Robo. Cooper's on a Wilko/Ireland type deal, you can use the bogs if you're passing. If yer skint sell yr pink bentley we paid for or summat. Would like to have at least two players for each position, for different formations etc. Squad game so I'm hoping the backroom team, whilst calm as swans from the outside will do some recruiting. I'm proposing JoeinOz as the rich overseas benevolent owner, ploughing is millions from his Koala Burger empire into the Club. CEO: Momo {nominated not accepted the position. yet} Tea boy, {employed for his knowledge of a certain type of player} etc: General Faye Commercial matters Chigstokie Bringmesunshine Things Spiritual: Heyzeus {would you see pre match sacrifices or other rituals falling within your remit?} Cheerleaders/Ultra's/Mascots: Waggy* *if Trevor is to be physio I hope you'll keep an eye on him, make sure he puts his back into it etc, perhaps give him a hand now and again. Like the look of it, it's a good start. Tea boy?... fucking hell, I only signed up for taking the bins out, didn't expect this massive responsibility as well !!!.. but I accept. Don't forget your position is teaboy 'etc' mate.
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Post by Northy on Jul 1, 2017 5:40:02 GMT
You have to root out the poison in the dressing room , it's working against team moral Flashman's got his choice, bench or Vale. Hoping bringing Bath in in an integral position it'll calm his more rebelious instincts, pull in for the collective. Thought morale was pretty good, I'm relying on DrJeffs to help out with the motivation. What do you suggest? Bench update Northy Bojan Mackey Robo51 Flashman if he wants it enough. my experience of playing on priestfield and highbury pitches plus marathon running fitness and always liking to constantly play in the hole is invaluable
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Post by GeneralFaye on Jul 1, 2017 6:29:46 GMT
Tea boy?... fucking hell, I only signed up for taking the bins out, didn't expect this massive responsibility as well !!!.. but I accept. Don't forget your position is teaboy 'etc' mate. Ahhh "etc".. getting the boys everything they need to perform.. I've got ya
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Post by pearo on Jul 1, 2017 6:34:00 GMT
Has anyone arranged the pre-season tour? I have contacts in Mumbai we could play Naan Bread Rovers and Chapati Temple Boys.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2017 6:45:09 GMT
Has anyone arranged the pre-season tour? I have contacts in Mumbai we could play Naan Bread Rovers and Chapati Temple Boys. I would imagine most of that motley crew had their passports revoked a long time ago. Might have to be closer to home. Crapslinger definitely wouldn't be able to travel too many brown faces in one area makes him nervous......
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Jul 1, 2017 7:02:35 GMT
Post by pearo on Jul 1, 2017 7:02:35 GMT
Has anyone arranged the pre-season tour? I have contacts in Mumbai we could play Naan Bread Rovers and Chapati Temple Boys. I would imagine most of that motley crew had their passports revoked a long time ago. Might have to be closer to home. Crapslinger definitely wouldn't be able to travel too many brown faces in one area makes him nervous...... You have a point there. I have a third cousin once removed on my Grandfather's side who knows a man who keeps sheep in the Rhonda, if I get the position of tour manager I'll send him a letter ( he has no phone, and only self generated electricity from a wind turbine ) I'm sure he knows a team made up of ex miners, a couple of farmers and a funeral director that would be willing to play us.
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Post by manmarking on Jul 1, 2017 7:07:16 GMT
Can't say the prospect would exactly strike fear into my heart. Enjoy the Vale, big un You seem to be embracing the Whelan role. I don't want a sitter. Cool your boots. I was thinking more Patrick Vieira and Roy Keane in the tunnel but point taken. I can do a less aggro Makelele-style. Or Whitehead maybe
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jul 1, 2017 7:56:15 GMT
Selection could be based on my old primary school rules. Line everyone up against a wall and keep picking until the fat kid remains who no one wants.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 1, 2017 9:13:35 GMT
Has anyone arranged the pre-season tour? I have contacts in Mumbai we could play Naan Bread Rovers and Chapati Temple Boys. We're following the same preseason schedule as scfc. Hope to recruit a 22 man squad, two teams. During the 'friendles' the two teams will play half a piece. Using the aforementioned 'playing card and dice' system, the best aggregate scorers will be selected for the first Prem game. Are you in, what's you're favoured position?
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Post by elystokie on Jul 1, 2017 10:54:28 GMT
Haven't seen anyone up for Store manager, so I'll do that.
I'll import stuff off Shanghai, we'll make a killing with the shirts alone.
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Post by rogerjonesisgod on Jul 1, 2017 12:12:12 GMT
There's some right names in that squad, the fans are going to have to spend a fucking fortune to get their favourite players on the back of their replica shirts... Worth every penny Actually I'm in favour of the old school numbers, 1 to 11 on the pitch. No name is bigger than the shirt. You only borrow it until the next bad performance and all that....
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Jul 1, 2017 12:20:22 GMT
Post by rogerjonesisgod on Jul 1, 2017 12:20:22 GMT
Has anyone arranged the pre-season tour? I have contacts in Mumbai we could play Naan Bread Rovers and Chapati Temple Boys. We're following the same preseason schedule as scfc. Hope to recruit a 22 man squad, two teams. During the 'friendles' the two teams will play half a piece. Using the aforementioned 'playing card and dice' system, the best aggregate scorers will be selected for the first Prem game. Are you in, what's you're favoured position? Sounds great Gaffer. Are you flying us out to Dubai for a pre-season get together or a more 'local' team building thing?
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Post by samba :) on Jul 1, 2017 12:27:07 GMT
Eefc vs shit bin fc?
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Jul 1, 2017 12:32:37 GMT
Post by rat on Jul 1, 2017 12:32:37 GMT
We're following the same preseason schedule as scfc. Hope to recruit a 22 man squad, two teams. During the 'friendles' the two teams will play half a piece. Using the aforementioned 'playing card and dice' system, the best aggregate scorers will be selected for the first Prem game. Are you in, what's you're favoured position? Sounds great Gaffer. Are you flying us out to Dubai for a pre-season get together or a more 'local' team building thing? it's about 48C at midday in Dubai now so probably not you big numpty
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Jul 1, 2017 12:59:33 GMT
Post by felonious on Jul 1, 2017 12:59:33 GMT
Has anyone arranged the pre-season tour? I have contacts in Mumbai we could play Naan Bread Rovers and Chapati Temple Boys. I would imagine most of that motley crew had their passports revoked a long time ago. Might have to be closer to home. Crapslinger definitely wouldn't be able to travel too many brown faces in one area makes him nervous...... Perhaps you could use your contacts to arrange a "friendly" in Cheetham Hill?
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Post by felonious on Jul 1, 2017 13:00:51 GMT
Selection could be based on my old primary school rules. Line everyone up against a wall and keep picking until the fat kid remains who no one wants. What if they're all fat kids?
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Post by felonious on Jul 1, 2017 13:03:07 GMT
We're following the same preseason schedule as scfc. Hope to recruit a 22 man squad, two teams. During the 'friendles' the two teams will play half a piece. Using the aforementioned 'playing card and dice' system, the best aggregate scorers will be selected for the first Prem game. Are you in, what's you're favoured position? Sounds great Gaffer. Are you flying us out to Dubai for a pre-season get together or a more 'local' team building thing? Screw that, let's find a dirty great mountain in Austria.
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Post by pearo on Jul 1, 2017 13:34:51 GMT
Has anyone arranged the pre-season tour? I have contacts in Mumbai we could play Naan Bread Rovers and Chapati Temple Boys. We're following the same preseason schedule as scfc. Hope to recruit a 22 man squad, two teams. During the 'friendles' the two teams will play half a piece. Using the aforementioned 'playing card and dice' system, the best aggregate scorers will be selected for the first Prem game. Are you in, what's you're favoured position? In my prime one of my managers described me as a midfield domino, make of that what your will. In truth the legs have gone now so I see myself as an English Xavi but not as mobile.If you can shoehorn me in I'll happily do 45 mins.
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