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Post by lawrieleslie on Jun 11, 2017 8:02:28 GMT
We were a bunch of twats and would run amok sometimes. A group of us decided to dismantle "Air Bomb" fireworks, pack them up even tighter, strap a bunch together and test them out. Test them out we did. On someone's metal garage door. Taped to it with electrical tape. Light and run. Fast. The resulting damage wasn't observed til the next day. Walking past discreetly we were shocked* to see a huge dent in the centre of the door from the blast, and black burn marks up and down it. As I said, proper little twats. * delighted As a kid at St Luke's junior school in Silverdale, I had a mate who used to make his own canon out of a hollowed out old sawn off tree trunk, his fathers fertiliser & sugar. It was fantastic to behold. He used to make us zipwire slides over old quarries an'all. Needless to say, he passed his 11+ & we didn't His name wasn't Chris Sales, who helped us blow up the chem lab, was it BS? He came from Silverdale I seem to remember.
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Post by bathstoke on Jun 11, 2017 9:35:50 GMT
As a kid at St Luke's junior school in Silverdale, I had a mate who used to make his own canon out of a hollowed out old sawn off tree trunk, his fathers fertiliser & sugar. It was fantastic to behold. He used to make us zipwire slides over old quarries an'all. Needless to say, he passed his 11+ & we didn't His name wasn't Chris Sales, who helped us blow up the chem lab, was it BS? He came from Silverdale I seem to remember. I'm not being rude Lawry, but you is a bit older than me. His name is Nicholas Platt. Perhaps there was some sort of terrorist cell in the Dale π£
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Post by essexstokey on Jun 11, 2017 10:16:50 GMT
Teresa Mays real naughty moment
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Post by borat on Jun 11, 2017 17:27:44 GMT
When i was 17 i slept with my mums mate, however she jumped on me first and she was 34 at the time and said and did the dirtiest things imaginable.
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Post by bathstoke on Jun 11, 2017 17:37:43 GMT
When i was 17 i slept with my mums mate, however she jumped on me first and she was 34 at the time and said and did the dirtiest things imaginable. Β£@#&!n'e!!, Borat got groomed by a cougar, like the Graduate π
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Post by elystokie on Jun 11, 2017 20:29:02 GMT
When i was 17 i slept with my mums mate, however she jumped on me first and she was 34 at the time and said and did the dirtiest things imaginable. Β£@#&!n'e!!, Borat got groomed by a cougar, like the Graduate π Be wonderful if she was a Mrs Robinson as well.
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Post by Waggy on Jun 11, 2017 20:54:32 GMT
There was a derelict building not far from where i live and Trevor, Alan , Keith and i once went inside and walked around. We all wore gloves to stop any comebacks in years to come eg finger prints. Mother asked where we have been when we went back my house for squash as we were dusty , i said we all have taken turns to go up Trevors attic. We got away with it You've just signed your own confession there waggy, so I suggest you and your thug gangsta pals get yourselves together and get down to the cop shop and see the cid before they come a knockinπ± I have felt guilty for years but i like to keep it secret unless obviously there is a policeman reading this snd i have revealed my full name on here. Can i ask is there any solicitors on this board?
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jun 11, 2017 22:39:12 GMT
You've just signed your own confession there waggy, so I suggest you and your thug gangsta pals get yourselves together and get down to the cop shop and see the cid before they come a knockinπ± I have felt guilty for years but i like to keep it secret unless obviously there is a policeman reading this snd i have revealed my full name on here. Can i ask is there any solicitors on this board? Does an ex policeman count. I won't tell.
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Post by Waggy on Jun 12, 2017 6:28:48 GMT
I have felt guilty for years but i like to keep it secret unless obviously there is a policeman reading this snd i have revealed my full name on here. Can i ask is there any solicitors on this board? Does an ex policeman count. I won't tell. As long as you dont tell. Have you got any naughty law breaking stories?
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Post by bathstoke on Jun 12, 2017 7:00:04 GMT
Does an ex policeman count. I won't tell. As long as you dont tell. Have you got any naughty law breaking stories? He's a Β£@#&!n pyromanical, arsonistic fire starter, twisted fire starter!
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jun 12, 2017 7:06:28 GMT
Does an ex policeman count. I won't tell. As long as you dont tell. Have you got any naughty law breaking stories? A few waggy yes. My first station was next to the house of commons and to alleviate the boredom on cold winter night duty we'd use the panda car (Austin allegro) and practice our cadence braking skills in the snow and ice on the back roads around Westminster. Before the days of ABS so we had to keep our hand in. Thankfully we didn't wreck any of the cars. Just. There are other activities that we thought humorous at the time but I'd better not expand too much. ππ
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Post by shangamuzo on Jun 12, 2017 9:23:06 GMT
I was 18 at the time. I pulled the waitress in the (then) Wimpey bar in 'castle 10 minutes before closing time and give her one in the Church yard on the way home.
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Post by metalhead on Jun 12, 2017 10:52:58 GMT
How norty are we talking here ?
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Post by chigstoke on Jun 12, 2017 11:56:40 GMT
When i was 17 i slept with my mums mate, however she jumped on me first and she was 34 at the time and said and did the dirtiest things imaginable. Was she fit though? Your 17 year old mind must have been running fucking wild like it was Hulkamania, brother
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Post by Skankmonkey on Jun 12, 2017 16:17:42 GMT
We were a bunch of twats and would run amok sometimes. A group of us decided to dismantle "Air Bomb" fireworks, pack them up even tighter, strap a bunch together and test them out. Test them out we did. On someone's metal garage door. Taped to it with electrical tape. Light and run. Fast. The resulting damage wasn't observed til the next day. Walking past discreetly we were shocked* to see a huge dent in the centre of the door from the blast, and black burn marks up and down it. As I said, proper little twats. * delighted As a kid at St Luke's junior school in Silverdale, I had a mate who used to make his own canon out of a hollowed out old sawn off tree trunk, his fathers fertiliser & sugar. It was fantastic to behold. He used to make us zipwire slides over old quarries an'all. Needless to say, he passed his 11+ & we didn't I was similarly unhinged and interested in dangerous pyrotechnics as a nipper. I nearly got into real trouble when I sent me innocent Mum down Audley chemists with a shopping list to pick up the components for a couple of lbs of black powder. I'd be subject to some sort of government intervention program nowadays.
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Post by ihaveadream on Jun 12, 2017 16:31:33 GMT
In the juniors turned one of the taps in the loos round so it was pointing away from the sink. Turned it on and left it running. I never owned up to the river I created.
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Post by bathstoke on Jun 12, 2017 16:45:09 GMT
How norty are we talking here ? Go where you want...
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Post by Skankmonkey on Jun 12, 2017 16:53:16 GMT
I can remember dodging trains to flatten pennies on the railway line that ran between Halmerend* and Bignall End.
When they later pulled the track up and converted it to a walkway we used to hijack any trucks or plant we could get into and drive them off miles across the countryside. Scary as hell, 4 of you bouncing across fields in the square front bucket of one of those little dumper trucks.
We used to shit in the stove in the workmens shed as well.
We were c*nts largely.
* That's Halmerend and not Halmer End.
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Post by felonious on Jun 12, 2017 16:58:21 GMT
I can remember dodging trains to flatten pennies on the railway line that ran between Halmerend* and Bignall End. When they later pulled the track up and converted it to a walkway we used to hijack any trucks or plant we could get into and drive them off miles across the countryside. Scary as hell, 4 of you bouncing across fields in the square front bucket of one of those little dumper trucks. We used to shit in the stove in the workmens shed as well. * That's Halmerend and not Halmer End. Thank God that it's been gentrified
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Post by Skankmonkey on Jun 12, 2017 17:01:43 GMT
I can remember dodging trains to flatten pennies on the railway line that ran between Halmerend* and Bignall End. When they later pulled the track up and converted it to a walkway we used to hijack any trucks or plant we could get into and drive them off miles across the countryside. Scary as hell, 4 of you bouncing across fields in the square front bucket of one of those little dumper trucks. We used to shit in the stove in the workmens shed as well. * That's Halmerend and not Halmer End. Thank God that it's been gentrified It's lost a lot of local colour though.
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Post by felonious on Jun 12, 2017 17:11:11 GMT
Thank God that it's been gentrified It's lost a lot of local colour though. I drove through it today. They've built some executive houses backing onto that railway line you're talking about and opposite and up a bit from the oatcake shop they've built a large bungalow. Next will be the old workingmens club. The added colour will be blue before you know it
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Post by Skankmonkey on Jun 12, 2017 17:24:35 GMT
It's lost a lot of local colour though. I drove through it today. They've built some executive houses backing onto that railway line you're talking about and opposite and up a bit from the oatcake shop they've built a large bungalow. Next will be the old workingmens club. The added colour will be blue before you know it My mum says they've all got minimum two cars as well and the traffic and parking is getting dangerous. My daughter hated driving the grandson to Halmerend school that way while Gasworks bank (from Audley) was closed.
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Post by Waggy on Jun 12, 2017 18:51:22 GMT
As long as you dont tell. Have you got any naughty law breaking stories? A few waggy yes. My first station was next to the house of commons and to alleviate the boredom on cold winter night duty we'd use the panda car (Austin allegro) and practice our cadence braking skills in the snow and ice on the back roads around Westminster. Before the days of ABS so we had to keep our hand in. Thankfully we didn't wreck any of the cars. Just. There are other activities that we thought humorous at the time but I'd better not expand too much. ππ My friend Trevor used to dress as a policeman and would take down our particulars - pretend write our names in a notepad. Dont know why he did this really but it was his thing when drunk
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Post by pearo on Jun 13, 2017 17:02:24 GMT
A few waggy yes. My first station was next to the house of commons and to alleviate the boredom on cold winter night duty we'd use the panda car (Austin allegro) and practice our cadence braking skills in the snow and ice on the back roads around Westminster. Before the days of ABS so we had to keep our hand in. Thankfully we didn't wreck any of the cars. Just. There are other activities that we thought humorous at the time but I'd better not expand too much. ππ My friend Trevor used to dress as a policeman and would take down our particulars - pretend write our names in a notepad. Dont know why he did this really but it was his thing when drunk Did he ever use his truncheon on you Waggy?
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Post by Waggy on Jun 13, 2017 17:26:23 GMT
My friend Trevor used to dress as a policeman and would take down our particulars - pretend write our names in a notepad. Dont know why he did this really but it was his thing when drunk Did he ever use his truncheon on you Waggy? He threatend to get his truncheon out if we were naughty. I tell you i would want him to do that he can be rough at times
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2017 18:29:24 GMT
On the estate I grew up on was a 'Police House' where the local Bobby and family lived. Every now and again, you'd get a new Bobby, and in-between, the house would be empty for a short time. So, I was talked into smashing the Living Room windows with a metal bar whilst it was empty. Looking back...I've had better ideas since.
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Post by samba :) on Jun 13, 2017 21:23:44 GMT
Did anyone see her in the mexican wave tonight? Ooo naughty
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2017 22:55:15 GMT
Did anyone see her in the mexican wave tonight? Ooo naughty I saw Macron trying to lean as far away from her as he could as well. Nice to see her put her hands up and surrender though.
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Post by bathstoke on Jun 14, 2017 8:59:37 GMT
Did anyone see her in the mexican wave tonight? Ooo naughty I saw Macron trying to lean as far away from her as he could as well. Nice to see her put her hands up and surrender though.
That was painful viewing
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Post by ihaveadream on Jun 14, 2017 16:30:43 GMT
Did anyone see her in the mexican wave tonight? Ooo naughty I saw Macron trying to lean as far away from her as he could as well. Nice to see her put her hands up and surrender though.
YMCA
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