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Post by Waggy on Mar 26, 2017 13:42:41 GMT
Bloody curries, 3 times ive been the toilet today. My god each has been painful. Any tips?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2017 14:13:49 GMT
Chicken Phaal. Hair of the dog n all that. Works every time.
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Post by dexta on Mar 26, 2017 14:46:40 GMT
Bloody curries, 3 times ive been the toilet today. My god each has been painful. Any tips? depends on the curry what you have waggy lad....was it takeaway or restaurant |
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Post by elystokie on Mar 26, 2017 15:03:10 GMT
Keep a bog roll/cotton wool balls in the fridge? Edit - You'll probably think I'm taking the piss with this but I promise you I'm not. For any residual soreness in the 'affected area' try some of the stuff on the link below - www.thebodyshop.com/en-gb/favourites/bestsellers/hemp-hand-protector/p/p000461Works on all kinds of itchiness/soreness/chafing etc. It really is fantastic stuff, girls at the Hanley store reckon it's their best seller by far. |
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Post by pearo on Mar 26, 2017 16:36:09 GMT
Stick to bacon and cheese oatcakes
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Post by bathstoke on Mar 26, 2017 16:38:55 GMT
Bloody curries, 3 times ive been the toilet today. My god each has been painful. Any tips? Cheaper than a colonic |
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Post by Silverdale on Mar 26, 2017 17:21:47 GMT
pop an ice cube up. sorted.
A mini milk is a little easier if your a bit tight.
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Post by Northy on Mar 26, 2017 18:02:53 GMT
im dreading tomorrow morning, just had spicy turkish meatballs followed by piri piri chicken, very hot.
Pity the dentist in the morning
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Post by Waggy on Mar 26, 2017 21:51:43 GMT
Bloody curries, 3 times ive been the toilet today. My god each has been painful. Any tips? depends on the curry what you have waggy lad....was it takeaway or restaurant Restaurant , twas a chicken madras , too hot for me but i ate most of it because i wanted to look a cool dude |
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Post by Waggy on Mar 26, 2017 21:52:16 GMT
pop an ice cube up. sorted. A mini milk is a little easier if your a bit tight. My god |
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Post by Waggy on Mar 26, 2017 21:53:50 GMT
Ring sting tip: put a little natural yoghurt around the anus opening before a shower , leave on for 30 minutes the shower. It works i tell you
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Mar 26, 2017 21:59:48 GMT
Just avoid 'bloody curries'.
Tip.
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Post by Parkhall Wanderer on Mar 26, 2017 23:22:18 GMT
Bloody curries, 3 times ive been the toilet today. My god each has been painful. Any tips? Don't eat curry- simples  |
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Post by cooper67 on Mar 27, 2017 0:33:19 GMT
Are you sure Trevor hasn't been near you?
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Post by starkiller on Mar 27, 2017 12:00:17 GMT
Nice hot bath does the trick.
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Post by Waggy on Mar 28, 2017 18:09:29 GMT
Are you sure Trevor hasn't been near you? He said he didnt suffer the next day. |
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Post by crouchpotato1 on Mar 28, 2017 18:29:56 GMT
Tissue between your cheeks works wonders for a sore arse especially when you've over indulged on holiday and you have a long flight home to endure.It was a tip off a builder I know and it works a treat until you get home and can get the Mrs to get the Vaseline/cream out😄
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Post by Billybigbollox on Mar 28, 2017 18:40:26 GMT
Just avoid 'bloody curries'. Tip. It wasn't bloody when it went in. |
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Mar 28, 2017 18:42:29 GMT
Just avoid 'bloody curries'. Tip. It wasn't bloody when it went in. Oh heck. Too much info.  |
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