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Post by Batfink on Jan 20, 2017 23:33:59 GMT
Macarena
With his left scores a goal, it's Saido Berahino With his right scores a goal, it's Saido Berahino With his head scores a goal, it's Saido Berahino Heeeey Berahino
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Post by stokeybryce on Jan 20, 2017 23:52:20 GMT
Ooooo saido's fucking magic, he wears a magic hat,
and when he signed for stoke, he said he fancies that, he could of stayed at west brom, but the're fucking shite,
And when we win the league, well sing this song all night, ooooo (repeat)
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Post by Batfink on Jan 20, 2017 23:53:59 GMT
Duran Duran - Rio
He's berahino and he dances in our side Pulls on the red and white and wears the shirt with pride And when she shines he really makes defenders hide Oh Saido, Saido dance across the 365
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Post by realstokebloke on Jan 21, 2017 0:35:28 GMT
🎵
Berahino is a Stokie,
we got him from Uncle Tone.
But he never played him,
and all he did was moan.
He said he was lazy,
he said he was fat,
But Saido, he doesn't mind one bit
'cos Sparky's not a twat ...
🎵
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Post by dirtygary69 on Jan 21, 2017 0:59:22 GMT
Not read all of the thread so apologies if something similar already posted.
To Rehab:
They tried to make him sign a contract But he said no, no, no I wanna go Stoke and score loadsa goals Berahiii-iiiino
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Post by KevinWhimper on Jan 21, 2017 1:02:42 GMT
Woah oh ohhhh he's magic...you knowwwwwww Saido Berahinoooooo.....
Etc
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Post by whereami on Jan 21, 2017 3:42:11 GMT
not since Carl Asaba have we had a striker who's name could fit in so many songs
EDIT: the idea of singing "they tried to make him play for Pulis he said no, no no" to the Amy Winehouse song makes me laugh, but then I am pretty hammered.
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Post by stantheman on Jan 21, 2017 8:11:40 GMT
He wears the famous red and White, Saido, Saido He left West Brom because they're shite, Saido, Saido He came to Stoke, he lost some weight, But we don't care, he's fucking great BERAHINO CITYS NUMBER 9 This is very good
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Post by StaffordPotter on Jan 21, 2017 8:17:50 GMT
Ooooohhhhh Berahino he's a stokie he's fucking ace He came here from baggies cause he hated Pulisball He's in the red and white now and we can't wait till he scores Oooooohhhh Berahino To the victor Moses one from a couple of years back Like I said. Great song the Moses one was. Ohhhhh berahinho Hes a striker hes fucking ace He takes it past defenders And he wins in every race Hes got all the power all the skill and all the pace Ohhhhh berahino Simpler lyrics Winner 👍🏻
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Post by clarkeda on Jan 21, 2017 8:27:32 GMT
There's only one berahino one berahino walking along singing his song Which goes fuck off West Brom fuck off West Brom
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Post by Mendicant on Jan 21, 2017 8:34:53 GMT
All we are saying Is give Peace the finger
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Post by Vermelho20312505 on Jan 21, 2017 8:43:21 GMT
To the tune of "Don't you want me baby'.
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Post by wearestoke80 on Jan 21, 2017 8:47:24 GMT
He scores goals he scores goals Berahino He scores goals he scores goals for fun He scores goals he scores goals Berahino And we nicked him from the boing boing scum This is the one.
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Post by stokiednk on Jan 21, 2017 9:29:20 GMT
To the old Kenwyne song tune. Saido is a Stokie. He wears the red and white. He came to us from Albion. Cus they are fuckin shite. He came to us to score some goals and this is what he said. Pulis is a wanker with a cap up on his head.
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Post by slicko on Jan 21, 2017 9:31:19 GMT
Berahino- It's not the first time that we met Berahino- We can not forget That moment when you joined us from West Brom That fee took my breath away
Berahino- music to our ears Berahino- Reduced Pulis to tears And our Boothen's singing, "we always beat West Brom"
BERAHINO!
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Post by davejohnno1 on Jan 21, 2017 9:44:41 GMT
I've seen a great one to the tune "rhythm is a dancer". Sadly there is no way it would catch on with our fans so I'm not going to bother posting the words
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Post by Waggy on Jan 21, 2017 10:08:31 GMT
I've seen a great one to the tune "rhythm is a dancer". Sadly there is no way it would catch on with our fans so I'm not going to bother posting the words Berahino is a dancer Tony is a chancer You can feel it everywhere That one
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Post by RichJonesy on Jan 21, 2017 10:12:39 GMT
Anything but Saido is on fire....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Waggy on Jan 21, 2017 10:12:53 GMT
I've seen a great one to the tune "rhythm is a dancer". Sadly there is no way it would catch on with our fans so I'm not going to bother posting the words Berahino is a dancer Tony is a chancer You can feel it everywhere That one He'll score lots of goals Well done Tony Scholes
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Post by RichJonesy on Jan 21, 2017 10:14:26 GMT
He wears the famous red and White, Saido, Saido He left West Brom because they're shite, Saido, Saido He came to Stoke, he lost some weight, But we don't care, he's fucking great BERAHINO CITYS NUMBER 9 Yes 👍
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Post by stantheman on Jan 21, 2017 10:18:40 GMT
He wears the famous red and White, Saido, Saido He left West Brom because they're shite, Saido, Saido He came to Stoke, he lost some weight, But we don't care, he's fucking great BERAHINO CITYS NUMBER 9 Yes 👍 Definitely the best so far
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Post by Waggy on Jan 21, 2017 10:23:21 GMT
Definitely the best so far I beg to differ
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Post by RichJonesy on Jan 21, 2017 10:24:54 GMT
Definitely the best so far Should it be more of a nod to Ric and: 'He wears the red and white with pride, Saido, Saido...' ?
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Post by gogogadget on Jan 21, 2017 10:33:56 GMT
Oh I do like to watch Berahino
Oh I do like to watch him run
Oh I do like to watch all his goals for stoke
And he turns and says Fuck Off West Brom
Cuz I loved the original
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2017 10:41:08 GMT
All we ever wanted All we ever needed Is here, Saido.....
To the tune of Depeche Mode "Enjoy the Silence". Can't be arsed to add words to the other verses though....
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Post by gogogadget on Jan 21, 2017 10:49:32 GMT
To the kenwyne tune
Saido is a stokie
We signed him from west brom
Pulis wouldn't play him, he said why what have I done
Rondons is your favorite,
Its such a fucking farce,
We all know why you pick him, Cuz he shoves it up your Arse
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Post by orfyboothen on Jan 21, 2017 11:11:04 GMT
To the tune of the 'hang the DJ' chorus from Panic by The Smiths.
Berahino Berahino Berahino etc!
Even we can't fuck that one up!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2017 11:25:28 GMT
Bera bera bera bera hino Bera bera bera bera hino Bera bera bera bera hino
simples....but a little more complicated than shawcrosses
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2017 11:27:44 GMT
He scores goals he scores goals Berahino He scores goals he scores goals up front He scores goals he scores goals Berahino And we brought him from a bunch of cunts Just change the last line to And his old boss is a bitter cunt
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Post by j3st3r on Jan 21, 2017 11:36:34 GMT
Bera Bera Berahino Up the Premier League we go Shawcross at the back Arnie on the wing We are city Super city Hughsey is our King...
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