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Post by bathstoke on Dec 16, 2016 20:04:32 GMT
hypothetically, What would you buy you Ex for Christmas. I'll start us off. A gift voucher for Boots!
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Post by crapslinger on Dec 16, 2016 20:36:21 GMT
A cauldron, black cat and a broomstick.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2016 20:50:18 GMT
Plasterers Hawk and Trowel.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Dec 16, 2016 21:00:20 GMT
A uo me note.
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Post by dutchstokie on Dec 16, 2016 21:41:22 GMT
Fuck all.....I'd ask for the 6k she took out of my account back, the conniving bitch
I'm not bitter - honest !!
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Post by cooper67 on Dec 16, 2016 22:22:14 GMT
Syphillis.
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Post by Mendicant on Dec 16, 2016 22:31:54 GMT
A Rottweiler puppy that I had painstakingly trained to pee in the house and chew iPhones.
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Post by wizzardofdribble on Dec 16, 2016 22:49:01 GMT
A nice comfortable chair..the sort you plug into a generator.
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Post by turtlefox on Dec 16, 2016 22:54:16 GMT
A framed picture of me and my new flame. Reminding us both of happier times.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2016 0:00:09 GMT
A picture of a winning lottery ticket , just a few million^
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2016 0:31:44 GMT
A letter written in my own blood saying "IF YOU DON'T TAKE ME BACK THERE'LL BE MORE OF THESE".
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 17, 2016 1:54:39 GMT
Fuck all.....I'd ask for the 6k she took out of my account back, the conniving bitch I'm not bitter - honest !! Yeah mine too , paid of all her store cards . While I was away at the match got the movers in and took all the good stuff , bitch |
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Post by samba :) on Dec 17, 2016 9:14:28 GMT
Fuck all.....I'd ask for the 6k she took out of my account back, the conniving bitch I'm not bitter - honest !! Yeah mine too , paid of all her store cards . While I was away at the match got the movers in and took all the good stuff , bitch who were we playing? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2016 9:20:02 GMT
Wet shaver and foaming brush
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Post by bathstoke on Dec 17, 2016 10:43:12 GMT
How about Dignitas vouchers & a one way ticket to Geneva
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2016 11:25:59 GMT
Wet shaver and foaming brush Good idea...That's what i'll buy my ex...SHE"L love it... |
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Post by dutchstokie on Dec 17, 2016 13:04:04 GMT
Fuck all.....I'd ask for the 6k she took out of my account back, the conniving bitch I'm not bitter - honest !! Yeah mine too , paid of all her store cards . While I was away at the match got the movers in and took all the good stuff , bitch Bastards heh harry .... the thing is when I realized the day after that I was light I asked her " right I'll have the money back thanks" , she replied " you can't I've spent it" !!!! Yeah right ...... I checked my account further and found out she'd gone bonkers in hunkemoller so when she was out with her new man I went up stairs and pissed in her lingerie drawer ..... childish but at the same time immensely satisfying 👍👍 |
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Post by bathstoke on Dec 17, 2016 13:12:59 GMT
Yeah mine too , paid of all her store cards . While I was away at the match got the movers in and took all the good stuff , bitch Bastards heh harry .... the thing is when I realized the day after that I was light I asked her " right I'll have the money back thanks" , she replied " you can't I've spent it" !!!! Yeah right ...... I checked my account further and found out she'd gone bonkers in hunkemoller so when she was out with her new man I went up stairs and pissed in her lingerie drawer ..... childish but at the same time immensely satisfying 👍👍 I like it, quite kinky. Where are my happy tissues!?! |
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Post by chuffedstokie on Dec 17, 2016 13:46:22 GMT
Yeah mine too , paid of all her store cards . While I was away at the match got the movers in and took all the good stuff , bitch Bastards heh harry .... the thing is when I realized the day after that I was light I asked her " right I'll have the money back thanks" , she replied " you can't I've spent it" !!!! Yeah right ...... I checked my account further and found out she'd gone bonkers in hunkemoller so when she was out with her new man I went up stairs and pissed in her lingerie drawer ..... childish but at the same time immensely satisfying 👍👍 Revenge, a dish best served wet. On this occasion. 👏 |
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 17, 2016 14:09:56 GMT
Yeah mine too , paid of all her store cards . While I was away at the match got the movers in and took all the good stuff , bitch who were we playing? 2005 so championship |
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 17, 2016 14:14:23 GMT
Yeah mine too , paid of all her store cards . While I was away at the match got the movers in and took all the good stuff , bitch Bastards heh harry .... the thing is when I realized the day after that I was light I asked her " right I'll have the money back thanks" , she replied " you can't I've spent it" !!!! Yeah right ...... I checked my account further and found out she'd gone bonkers in hunkemoller so when she was out with her new man I went up stairs and pissed in her lingerie drawer ..... childish but at the same time immensely satisfying 👍👍 I used to buy nice China as a hobby she took the lot , all the antique furniture and rugs . And my B&O hi-fi , my lawyer said you will spend more in fees trying to get it back so let it go . |
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Post by bathstoke on Dec 17, 2016 19:01:56 GMT
Bastards heh harry .... the thing is when I realized the day after that I was light I asked her " right I'll have the money back thanks" , she replied " you can't I've spent it" !!!! Yeah right ...... I checked my account further and found out she'd gone bonkers in hunkemoller so when she was out with her new man I went up stairs and pissed in her lingerie drawer ..... childish but at the same time immensely satisfying 👍👍 I used to buy nice China as a hobby she took the lot , all the antique furniture and rugs . And my B&O hi-fi , my lawyer said you will spend more in fees trying to get it back so let it go . I had to check the poster to make sure it wasn't Waggy  |
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Post by Mendicant on Dec 17, 2016 19:51:22 GMT
A Stoke City season ticket. Bloody rubbeesh today lads!
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 17, 2016 20:35:16 GMT
I used to buy nice China as a hobby she took the lot , all the antique furniture and rugs . And my B&O hi-fi , my lawyer said you will spend more in fees trying to get it back so let it go . I had to check the poster to make sure it wasn't Waggy I feel cut to the Quick |
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Post by chuffedstokie on Dec 17, 2016 20:47:48 GMT
I still have a front door key to the marital home down south. The possibilities are endless. Better get my money back first though.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2016 20:54:36 GMT
I know it's being petty but quite a few year's ago I had a ton of gravel delivered to my ex's new address where she lived with her new man, and gave the driver instructions to tip it at the end of the drive. Happily the ex wasn't at home but her car was parked on the drive when the gravel was delivered so she couldn't get the car out till her new man got home and shifted the gravel. Happy days !!
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Post by chuffedstokie on Dec 17, 2016 20:58:56 GMT
I know it's being petty but quite a few year's ago I had a ton of gravel delivered to my ex's new address where she lived with her new man, and gave the driver instructions to tip it at the end of the drive. Happily the ex wasn't at home but her car was parked on the drive when the gravel was delivered so she couldn't get the car out till her new man got home and shifted the gravel. Happy days !! Quality. Not petty at all. 👍 |
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Post by Northy on Dec 17, 2016 21:04:25 GMT
a new jaw, the first must have worn out by now
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Post by samba :) on Dec 17, 2016 23:29:56 GMT
A y?
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Post by samba :) on Dec 17, 2016 23:30:24 GMT
a new jaw, the first must have worn out by now im guilty |
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