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Post by jarhead on Nov 22, 2016 8:41:07 GMT
To be honest it's a bit ironic that the so called search of such devices are from those who i would suspect of having one of them anyway!!!
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Post by stroller on Nov 22, 2016 9:02:46 GMT
I asked the steward what he thought might be under my beanie, he replied "all sorts of things" so I said "name one". He declined to answer. My mate was also asked to remove his beanie (nice red one) and when he asked why the steward said "because I've been told to". So much for training in customer relations. By the way lots of folk at turnstiles 20 and 21 were asked to remove headwear whilst I was there, but supprisingly not women
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Post by Will_75 on Nov 22, 2016 11:00:39 GMT
To be honest it's a bit ironic that the so called search of such devices are from those who i would suspect of having one of them anyway!!! explain?
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Post by jarhead on Nov 22, 2016 11:28:53 GMT
To be honest it's a bit ironic that the so called search of such devices are from those who i would suspect of having one of them anyway!!! explain? No thanks. If you don't get it then forget it.
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Post by roylandstoke on Nov 22, 2016 11:52:08 GMT
I asked the steward what he thought might be under my beanie, he replied "all sorts of things" so I said "name one". He declined to answer. My mate was also asked to remove his beanie (nice red one) and when he asked why the steward said "because I've been told to". So much for training in customer relations. By the way lots of folk at turnstiles 20 and 21 were asked to remove headwear whilst I was there, but supprisingly not womenAnd yet you were. Any idea why they would single you out?
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Post by roostershair on Nov 22, 2016 12:05:22 GMT
I carry a GTN spray to stop an impending heart attack. One young jobsworth took it out of my bag and insisted I show him how it worked. I asked him what he thought it was and he said it could be pepper spray.
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Post by stroller on Nov 22, 2016 12:36:27 GMT
I asked the steward what he thought might be under my beanie, he replied "all sorts of things" so I said "name one". He declined to answer. My mate was also asked to remove his beanie (nice red one) and when he asked why the steward said "because I've been told to". So much for training in customer relations. By the way lots of folk at turnstiles 20 and 21 were asked to remove headwear whilst I was there, but supprisingly not womenAnd yet you were. Any idea why they would single you out? What makes you think I'm a wench? I'm a hairy arsed bloke>
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Post by ohbottom on Nov 22, 2016 12:54:04 GMT
And yet you were. Any idea why they would single you out? What makes you think I'm a wench? I'm a hairy arsed bloke> Maybe you should check your profile out...
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Post by stroller on Nov 22, 2016 12:59:42 GMT
What makes you think I'm a wench? I'm a hairy arsed bloke> Maybe you should check your profile out... Oops! I'm new to this game. Profile changed to male..... hairy arsed not an option.
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Post by metalhead on Nov 22, 2016 13:04:10 GMT
I am glad that the searches have come in, because ultimately, the alternative is, well a lot worse.....
That said, I had a pat down going into the Boothen and seriously, if they're going to do this shit they should at least do it properly instead of wasting everyones times. I'm not expecting a full cavity search for christ sake, but the guy literally padded my shoulders then arms then said "yep go through". Didn't check my pockets, didn't check my jacket, didn't check anything. I could have had a machete under my coat and he wouldn't have noticed.
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Post by norman conquest on Nov 22, 2016 14:52:05 GMT
What id like to know is how do them dipping scousers get flares into every ground
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Post by adoptedessexstokie on Nov 22, 2016 16:09:10 GMT
Should have pulled a rabbit out of it. Been ages since the Brit has seen a hat trick.
I'm here all week!
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Post by stroller on Nov 22, 2016 16:48:36 GMT
Should have pulled a rabbit out of it. Been ages since the Brit has seen a hat trick. I'm here all week! We might see some card tricks from Attkinson at Watford next Sunday.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2016 22:44:22 GMT
Them Muslamic Ray Guns are quite small. You could easily hide one in your hair, if you'd got a bouffant style.
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Post by dutchstokie on Nov 23, 2016 0:32:46 GMT
Maybe one of them there Moslems might try to sneak a bomb in one of them there Turbines I've got tears of laughter rolling down me face at that......absolute pearler of a post fella !!! Fuckin comedy genius
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Nov 23, 2016 8:10:37 GMT
What id like to know is how do them dipping scousers get flares into every ground Probably get them in through the disabled entrance as nobody gets searched going through them. If someone wants to get a bomb in just stick it under a wheelchair.
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Post by Northy on Nov 23, 2016 8:42:45 GMT
What id like to know is how do them dipping scousers get flares into every ground somebody outside can pass it on to somebody who has been let out for an anti social cancer stick, they dont search them coming back in. Oops have I spotted a hole in the security ring around the stadium. Or I could take one in the inside pocket of my coat, I had 2 phones, glasses in the case, wallet, pack of handy tissues in them on saturday, and they patted down the outside of my arms and legs
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Post by Will_75 on Nov 23, 2016 10:06:29 GMT
No thanks. If you don't get it then forget it. Oh I get it alright, I was just wondering if you were going to be brave enough to spell it out.... Clearly not.
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Post by ryan4england on Nov 23, 2016 10:22:59 GMT
If they were that desperate they would train to fly a helicopter or hijack one from a base & land in the centre circle before jumping out and shooting at everyone and anyone, where would everybody go?
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Post by boskampsflaps on Nov 23, 2016 11:30:42 GMT
I carry a GTN spray to stop an impending heart attack. One young jobsworth took it out of my bag and insisted I show him how it worked. I asked him what he thought it was and he said it could be pepper spray. Don't see a problem with that, or are they meant to know about every medical device.
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Post by skip on Nov 23, 2016 12:26:45 GMT
Only if you have that kind of mind. Anyway 40's young to me. Even worse.
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Post by adi on Nov 23, 2016 18:52:54 GMT
"It's going to be cold at the match" said the missus, "best wear a hat". She's full of sound advice like that, so I gave an airing to my SCFC beanie hat, you know the one, black with a badge at the front. Pulled down over the ears it does a pretty good job and keeps out the famous Bet365 wind. Whilst being searched prior to turnstile entry the steward asked to remove the beloved beanie. Now as far as I know turnstile searches were introduced after the failed attempt by terrorists to smuggle an explosive device into the Stad de France, so I'm quite happy to be searched for suicide vests, Kalashnikovs etc, and I assume that this is the sort of thing the stewards are searching for, but can any body tell me what type of IED can be concealed under a beanie hat? Nevertheless I removed said beanie upon instruction and saw the steward give the top of my head a cursory glance. Did he think that if by some means I was able to secrete an automatic weapon under a beanie I would leave it perched on my cranium like a pigeon on nelsons column? No, I would remove it with the hat, leaving it concealed from view inside. The searcher was quite happy with his examination and I returned the hat to its previous site, presumably with the WMD still inside and entered the stadium. My point is this, even the most obtuse of stewards surely cannot believe that bombs can be hidden under such tight headwear, so what exactly are they looking for? Anything small enough to be concealed in such a garment could just as easily be concealed in a shoe, underpants or a glove. What next strip searches? What happens if I convert to Sihkism and bowl up in a turban? Hand grenade under a big hat.
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