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Post by manmarking on Sept 1, 2016 21:19:26 GMT
Those cunts don't understand football or normal life. Pricks Don't let the likes of Atkinson and Oliver get you down mate. There are some decent well-meaning refs out there
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Sept 1, 2016 21:26:33 GMT
Ryan will be hoping that Ramsey does not convert to an extreme ISIS version of Islam......
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Post by retired1 on Sept 1, 2016 21:37:09 GMT
Sharia refs will have to wear orange boiler suits.
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Post by chigstoke on Sept 1, 2016 21:48:28 GMT
"A system of “Qisas” for injured footballers was also brought in, referring to the retributive justice system enacted under Sharia law, where victims can claim compensation or exact revenge"What in the fuck? EXACT REVENGE ? How the fuck would that work? You get to have a free reign to kick the shit out of the other side in the corresponding fixture until you break your opponents legs? How in the fuck is this helpful in anyway? Can't beat kicking the shit out of the opposition in a bit of good old Qisas. Swings and roundabouts innit
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Post by djduncanjames on Sept 1, 2016 22:11:23 GMT
"A system of “Qisas” for injured footballers was also brought in, referring to the retributive justice system enacted under Sharia law, where victims can claim compensation or exact revenge"What in the fuck? EXACT REVENGE ? How the fuck would that work? You get to have a free reign to kick the shit out of the other side in the corresponding fixture until you break your opponents legs? How in the fuck is this helpful in anyway? Can't beat kicking the shit out of the opposition in a bit of good old Qisas. Swings and roundabouts innit The managers must give quite the teamtalk before the Qisas kicks off. "Right Fellas, You know your jobs we have trained all week on our revenge tactics. Muhammed, Abdul, I want you two to break the goal keepers arms on our first corner to force a quick sub from them, you guys can do the new keeper second half, but I need your immediate attention on their left winger, I want him on a stretcher before halftime. Once they are out of keepers and down a winger or two we should be able to win this one with ease...."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2016 22:12:34 GMT
I can't help but think that we're somewhat responsible for the growth of football in the Islamic State. When Tim Peake left to join ISS, we didn't try to stop him, we packed him off with a bloody flag.
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Post by chigstoke on Sept 1, 2016 22:14:44 GMT
Can't beat kicking the shit out of the opposition in a bit of good old Qisas. Swings and roundabouts innit The managers must give quite the teamtalk before the Qisas kicks off. "Right Fellas, You know your jobs we have trained all week on our revenge tactics. Muhammed, Abdul, I want you two to break the goal keepers arms on our first corner to force a quick sub from them, you guys can do the new keeper second half, but I need your immediate attention on their left winger, I want him on a stretcher before halftime. Once they are out of keepers and down a winger or two we should be able to win this one with ease...." How wank are this team if they have to take out half the squad to win
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Sept 1, 2016 22:19:28 GMT
Behead from the left Behead from the right Those boys from ISIS They make you look Shi'ite
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Post by samba :) on Sept 1, 2016 22:22:33 GMT
To what level does this go?
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Post by samba :) on Sept 1, 2016 22:23:11 GMT
As in are refs from the pub leagues allowed to visit
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Post by samba :) on Sept 1, 2016 22:24:31 GMT
Behead from the left Behead from the right But even the irish make isis look shite
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Post by Northy on Sept 2, 2016 7:44:44 GMT
Behead from the left Behead from the right Those boys from ISIS They make you look Shi'ite very good
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2016 7:51:11 GMT
Look closely, it's the Malta independent...
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Post by roostershair on Sept 2, 2016 8:37:43 GMT
Let's send Mike Dean, Michael'I cud eat myself'Oliver and Twatkinson out there.
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Post by woodstein on Sept 3, 2016 6:43:10 GMT
Well, the ref ban might be the only one good thing to help Stoke City when sharia law is brought in the UK, which it already is in many places over here.
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Post by woodstein on Sept 3, 2016 6:55:02 GMT
They'd probably ban football in general anyway, along with everything else folk enjoy, music, comedy etc, mind you are we enjoying football much lately?!
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