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Post by Meirparkstokie on Aug 31, 2016 14:22:35 GMT
The fast food song...
Shaqiri, Shaqiri, Kentucky wilfried bony and arnautovic
Might aswell end the thread now, we have a winner!
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Post by NassauDave on Aug 31, 2016 14:29:00 GMT
To the tune of the Yaya Toure song,
Bony, Bony, Bony...............
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Post by jeycov on Aug 31, 2016 15:48:07 GMT
Something to the tune of My bonnie lies over the ocean - quite easy for all to sing along to My Bony he plays for Stoke City My Bony is here to score goals My Bony he plays for Stoke City He signed thanks to Tony Scholes!! Maybe replace the last line?
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Post by JC9 on Aug 31, 2016 15:49:16 GMT
Or one like the jermaine pennant song would fit well Yes!!
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Post by silverdollar on Aug 31, 2016 15:53:32 GMT
Remember the number one hit from the sixties called "Mony, Mony" Here he comes now say Bony Bony! Shogun and shoot'em down Bony Bony etc
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2016 15:53:55 GMT
Money money money...abba
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Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on Aug 31, 2016 16:38:18 GMT
Something to the tune of My bonnie lies over the ocean - quite easy for all to sing along to My Bony he plays for Stoke City My Bony is here to score goals My Bony he plays for Stoke City He signed thanks to Tony Scholes!! Maybe replace the last line? In an office somewhere, Momo's head has just exploded at that last line!
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Post by maninasuitcase on Aug 31, 2016 17:09:47 GMT
To the tune of Rasputin by Boney M (appropriate band name ) Rah rah Wilf Bony Scores a goal for Stoke City He is the man playing in red and white Rah rah Wilf Bony Scores a goal for Stoke City Came to Stoke cos Manchesters shiiiite.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Aug 31, 2016 17:15:13 GMT
Might give the Marc Muniesa song some added gravitas...
....plays for City with Bojan and Bony.....
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Post by marwood on Aug 31, 2016 17:16:40 GMT
Boney bone bonestorm Bonestorm i want!
(Key change)
Weve all got Boney boners (ooooooh) Boney boners on the go (aaaaaaaaah)
Yes yes yes ive got one!
( Chorus) boner!
Whose got bony? Stoke has! Whose got boners? We have !
(To the tune of 'Northern Sky' by Nick Drake)
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Post by rawli on Aug 31, 2016 17:23:30 GMT
Something to the tune of My bonnie lies over the ocean - quite easy for all to sing along to My Bony he plays for Stoke City My Bony is here to score goals My Bony he plays for Stoke City He signed thanks to Tony Scholes!! Maybe replace the last line? Could sing the real version when he's at the ACN. My Bony lies over the ocean, My Bony lies over the sea. My Bony lies over the ocean. Oh bring back my Bony to me. My Bony lies over the ocean, My Bony lies over the sea. Well my Bony lies over the ocean. Yeah bring back my Bony to me. Yeah bring back, ah bring back, Oh bring back my Bony to me to me. Oh bring back, oh bring back, Oh bring back my Bony to me.
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Post by Beloved Monkfish on Aug 31, 2016 17:24:49 GMT
He scores goals he scores goals Wilfried Bony He scores goals he scores goals up front He scores goals he scores goals Wilfried Bony And for 2 million he was worth a punt
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Post by Meirparkstokie on Aug 31, 2016 17:32:16 GMT
Billy Idol's Mony Mony
Here we go now singin' Bony Bony Get the ball, bost the net come on bony Hey you give us goals and I feel all right now Come on you gotta shoot and score And feel all right, yeah I feel all right I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
*drops the mic*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2016 17:34:16 GMT
I've worked on this for a few hours now but I'm sure I've mastered an absolute masterpiece....
Der der der der Wilfred bony.
It will catch on I'm sure.
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Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on Aug 31, 2016 17:36:59 GMT
To the tune of Rasputin by Boney M (appropriate band name ) Rah rah Wilf Bony Scores a goal for Stoke City He is the man in playing in red and white Rah rah Wilf Bony Scores a goal for Stoke City Came to Stoke cos Manchesters shiiiite. Bravo and nowhere near as camp as a brown girl in the ring rendition of "bonys in the box, tra lalalalalalaaaaa " :-)
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2016 17:37:50 GMT
To kaiser chiefs Ruby.
He can score with his feet, He can score with his head, Just give him the ball and he'll do the rest, Bony,Bony,Bony,Bony AahAahAahAahAahAah.
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Post by Block 22 on Aug 31, 2016 17:43:04 GMT
Wilfried's on fire, your defence is terrified.
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Post by barcaontrent on Aug 31, 2016 17:44:29 GMT
Come on Wilfried Bony Score some goals for city We'll go wild wild wild We'll go wild wild wild -Cum on feel the noise
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Post by dunnerworry on Aug 31, 2016 17:57:11 GMT
Has to be the Peter Hoekstra song....
Hey, hey Wilfried... Bo-ny
I wanna knooooooooww when you score a goal
😎
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Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on Aug 31, 2016 17:57:31 GMT
Come on Wilfried Bony Score some goals for city We'll go wild wild wild We'll go wild wild wild -Cum on feel the noise Dunner fit mate. Shame, cracking tune
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Post by barcaontrent on Aug 31, 2016 17:59:03 GMT
Come on Wilfried Bony Score some goals for city We'll go wild wild wild We'll go wild wild wild -Cum on feel the noise Dunner fit mate. Shame, cracking tune Don't see how not, the chant Swansea had for him I prefer the Oasis cover to slade
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Post by alansuddick on Aug 31, 2016 18:48:57 GMT
If it aint go on stoke , itll never kick off
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Post by Spiros on Aug 31, 2016 18:50:36 GMT
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Post by thebet365 on Aug 31, 2016 19:21:17 GMT
Simple to remember
To toddy orlygsson song
Oh bony bony
Bony bony bony bony score a goal
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2016 19:31:26 GMT
Oh Bony Boney to this perhaps.
Most people even know the words =)
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Post by exitim on Aug 31, 2016 19:36:26 GMT
Bony the loaneeeeeeeeee GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL - GOAL........
To the tune 'Only the lonely'
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Post by Kingswaystokie on Aug 31, 2016 19:48:10 GMT
Sorry Clyde but after many hours composing I think I have the winner.......
Boneee der de der Boneee der de der Boneee der de der.
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Post by pretzel on Aug 31, 2016 19:48:36 GMT
I know there's not a cat in hell's chance of getting it going but whaaaaaaat a feckin tune
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Post by StokieNath on Aug 31, 2016 22:33:57 GMT
I just can't get enough. Make this happen, someone creative.
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Post by StokieNath on Aug 31, 2016 22:35:17 GMT
Or when we play Swansea, non stop Allen and Bony songs.
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