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Post by st3mark on Jul 27, 2016 8:23:03 GMT
Oh Jesus Allen You are the love of my life Oh Jesus Allen You are the son of Christ Oh Jesus Allen I want a curly beard toooooo!
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Post by theincontinents on Jul 27, 2016 15:06:22 GMT
Resurrect the 70's john Mahoney song. Joey Allen prince of Wales na Na a na Na n na Na Simples.
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Post by kingdongstwin on Jul 28, 2016 19:14:34 GMT
Eddy Grant - Gimme Hope Jo'anna Gimme hope, Joe Allen Gimme hope, Joe Allen Gimme hope, Joe Allen For the mighty reds Gimme hope, Joe Allen Gimme hope, Joe Allen Hope for the mighty reds Very good maybe slight change.... Gimme Goals, Joe Allen etc. Till the full time come...
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Post by slother on Jul 28, 2016 22:10:15 GMT
My magnum opus:
Ain't it just like the red and white to play tricks when you're tryin' to start a riot ? Is it just against us, or do you always sit there so quiet? And Louise has her hands on the reins, tempting you to defy it We snicker "Is that all you've got?" Right now we can just hear you cough We heard your lot plays soft But there's nothing really nothing to turn off Just Louise and the Potters so entwined And these visions of Joe Allen that conquer my mind.
In the empty lot where the ladies play blindman's bluff with the key chain And the all-night girls they whisper of escapades out on the D-train We can hear the night watchman click his flashlight Ask himself if it's him or them that's really insane Louise she's all right he's gettin' near She's delicate and seems like the mirror But she just makes it all too concise and too clear That Joe Allen's not yet here The ghost of electricity howls in the bones of her face Where these visions of Joe Allen have now taken Marko's place.
Now, little Welsh boy, he takes his game so seriously He came to us from Liverpool, he likes to live dangerously And when bringing the name up He said it jsut smelled like piss to me He's sure got a lotta gall to be so calm on the ball Pinging long balls to them all while Peter's still tall Oh, how can I explain ? It's so hard to get on When these visions of Joe Allen they keep me up past the dawn.
Inside the museums, Infinity goes up on trial Voices echo this is what football must be like after a while But Jurgen Klopp musta had the nicotine blues You can tell by the way he smiles See the over-the-hill Frenchman freeze And the jelly-faced Italians all sneeze Hear the one with the bald head say, "Jeeze I can't find my knees." Oh, jewels and headphones hang from the head of Yaya too But these visions of Joe Allen, they make it all seem so cruel.
The pundit now speaks to the gambler who's pretending to care for him Saying, "Name me someone that's not a diver and I'll go out and say a prayer for him." But like Louise always says "Ya can't pay too much, can ya man?" As she, herself prepares for him And to her Dad what an honour we bestow We see Pulis' cage now corrode And the goals from the midfield now flow Our wingers, they now step to the road Everything's been returned which was owed And the back of the net now billows While my red and white heart explodes The Potters sing their sweet song Delilah to the rain And these visions of Joe Allen are now all that remain.
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Post by slicko on Jul 28, 2016 22:24:14 GMT
Little ditty about Joe and Bojan Two midfield kids growing up in our homeland Joe's gonna be a football star Bojan needs a booster seat in his car.
Oh yeah life goes on Long after the thrill of Nzonzi is gone Oh yeah say life goes on Long after the thrill of Beggo is gone, they walk on
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Jul 28, 2016 22:35:06 GMT
Joe Allen, superstar....
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Post by scfcwebby on Jul 28, 2016 22:45:04 GMT
Joey Aaallen, Joey Aaallen, came to Stoke from Liverpool, Swansea fans are fucki g fools
To the tune of Bread of Heaven as a nod to the welsh wizzard
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Post by Mendicant on Jul 29, 2016 5:13:46 GMT
Lalalalalalalalalal-la-lalaaaa Oh Joe Allen I love you! You're the one, the one for me.
To the tune of Joanna by Kool and the Gang.
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Post by rawli on Jul 29, 2016 5:31:39 GMT
Joey Allen walks on water La la la la la La la la la
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Post by mattador78 on Jul 29, 2016 17:56:17 GMT
Can Anybody do anything creative with the Killers song he doesnt look a thing like jesus ,might work but cant be arsed play with it.
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Post by alansuddick on Jul 29, 2016 18:02:15 GMT
Jo alleen, jo alleen, jo allen , jo aleee eeen, im begging to you please score a goal. joelene tune d, parton.
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Post by misterj on Jul 30, 2016 9:08:23 GMT
Either Joe Allen to Eddie Grant's Joanna or to the men of Harlech tune (bread of heaven ?) Both work for me so no doubt, eventually, one will dominate the other and win the day !!
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Post by 1raytuper on Jul 30, 2016 22:50:45 GMT
Cant think of one but any ideas scouser reject
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Post by Batfink on Jul 30, 2016 23:19:39 GMT
Give me oil / Sing hosanha
Oh Joe Allen, Oh Joe Allen, Oh Joe Allen, Stoke city's King Oh Joe Allen, Oh Joe Allen, Oh Joe Allen city's King
Give me Joe in midfield, Joe Allen Give me Joe in midfield, I pray Give me Joe in midfield, Joe Allen Joe Allen can really play
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Post by Stokyo on Jul 31, 2016 6:40:57 GMT
Can Anybody do anything creative with the Killers song he doesnt look a thing like jesus ,might work but cant be arsed play with it. You know he looks the spit of Jesus. JOE ALLEN! Stoke citys high flyer Stoke citys Messiah. To the killers tune 'When you were young'
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Post by elliothackney on Aug 2, 2016 15:56:00 GMT
I just made a song to the tune of Rihanna - Umbrella. And I feel a bit ill.
We're Stoke we play in any weather, We all got past N'Zonzi together, Said that I'll always be Stoke, Took an oath and I'll stick it out till I croak, Now we're playing more than ever, We just get better 'n' better, With a midfield ran by Joe Allen, With a midfield ran by Joe Allen, Allen, Allen, eh, eh, eh, Midfield ran by Joe Allen, Allen, Allen, eh, eh, eh, Midfield ran by Joe Allen.
Strike me down Oatcake gods.
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Post by samba :) on Oct 3, 2016 16:20:48 GMT
If he doesnt come to stoke i will personally abuse him If he does come to Stoke I will personally abuse him. tit
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Post by ysc1 on Oct 3, 2016 17:30:35 GMT
I just made a song to the tune of Rihanna - Umbrella. And I feel a bit ill. We're Stoke we play in any weather, We all got past N'Zonzi together, Said that I'll always be Stoke, Took an oath and I'll stick it out till I croak, Now we're playing more than ever, We just get better 'n' better, With a midfield ran by Joe Allen, With a midfield ran by Joe Allen, Allen, Allen, eh, eh, eh, Midfield ran by Joe Allen, Allen, Allen, eh, eh, eh, Midfield ran by Joe Allen. Strike me down Oatcake gods. Dick
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Post by Pugsley on Oct 3, 2016 17:47:01 GMT
Whatever song people come up with we have to sing it really fast and clap throughout.
Even We'll be with you was ruined yesterday
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Post by wizzardofdribble on Oct 3, 2016 19:23:15 GMT
"I'd walk a million miles for one of your goals...Joe Allen" Have sung this a few times with some Stoke mates and it sounds good. Block 19 Are you listening?
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Post by jezzascfc on Oct 3, 2016 19:30:16 GMT
Gimme hope, Joe Allen Gimme hope, Joe Allen Gimme hope, Joe Allen That we'll score a goal Gimme hope, Joe Allen Gimme hope, Joe Allen Hope before the full time comes
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Post by JC9 on Oct 4, 2016 8:54:25 GMT
The Jam - David Watts
Wish I could be like Joe Allen, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baaaa
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Post by chrispk76 on Oct 4, 2016 9:24:04 GMT
Proclaimers 500 miles
On a weekend Yh I know he's gonna be ,he's gonna be the man that scores for Stoke city On a weekend Yh I know he's gonna be ,he's gonna be the man that scores for Stoke city
and joe will run 500miles And joe will run 500 more Just to be the man to run a thousand miles To get in the box to score
JOEY ALLEN (joey Allen) JOEY ALLEN (joey Allen)
Ba ram da di dum didi dum didi dum da da
JOEY ALLEN (joey Allen) JOEY ALLEN (joey Allen)
Ba ram da di dum didi dum didi dum da da
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Post by loosestools on Oct 4, 2016 16:03:05 GMT
Proclaimers 500 miles On a weekend Yh I know he's gonna be ,he's gonna be the man that scores for Stoke city On a weekend Yh I know he's gonna be ,he's gonna be the man that scores for Stoke city and joe will run 500miles And joe will run 500 more Just to be the man to run a thousand miles To get in the box to score JOEY ALLEN (joey Allen) JOEY ALLEN (joey Allen) Ba ram da di dum didi dum didi dum da da JOEY ALLEN (joey Allen) JOEY ALLEN (joey Allen) Ba ram da di dum didi dum didi dum da da Love it.
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Post by chrispk76 on Oct 4, 2016 17:18:39 GMT
Proclaimers 500 miles On a weekend Yh I know he's gonna be ,he's gonna be the man that scores for Stoke city On a weekend Yh I know he's gonna be ,he's gonna be the man that scores for Stoke city and joe will run 500miles And joe will run 500 more Just to be the man to run a thousand miles To get in the box to score JOEY ALLEN (joey Allen) JOEY ALLEN (joey Allen) Ba ram da di dum didi dum didi dum da da JOEY ALLEN (joey Allen) JOEY ALLEN (joey Allen) Ba ram da di dum didi dum didi dum da da Love it. Cheers , tried to keep it simple
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Oct 5, 2016 1:26:53 GMT
I'm currently trying to butch up, and find better lyrics for "Puff the Magic Dragon."
'Joe the Magic Dragon, plays for Stoke City, you might kick him in the gonads son, He's our Welsh Xavi... Ohhhhhhh'
Dunno working on eet.
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Post by longthrowstokie on Oct 16, 2016 6:26:47 GMT
Follow, follow, follow, Joe Allen's the man to follow! He's the man to be feared, with his magical beard, And he's better than Andrea Pirlo-o-o!
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Post by malteser68 on Oct 16, 2016 6:59:21 GMT
When he signs for Swansea, ... 'wanker, wanker, wanker!' If he signs for Swansea - a quick burst of Ken Dodd's #Happiness# Still of the same opinion mate ?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2016 7:00:40 GMT
To the tune of Joe 90
Joe Allen Joey Joe Joe Allen Joey Allen joey Allen Joey Joe Joe Allen
Lyrics are easy to remember ha
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