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Post by maninasuitcase on Jun 2, 2016 19:17:19 GMT
I hate them with a passion. I hate the smell I hate the idea of half cooked food I hate how I can't have a beer in the sunshine without choking to death And I hate how I have to shut my doors and windows on a hot day cos of the fucking putrid smoke that drifts into my house. Please tell me I am not alone.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jun 2, 2016 19:19:29 GMT
Get Blurtonboy around to do your bidding.
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Post by diaoshairyballs on Jun 2, 2016 19:26:45 GMT
They're fucking ace!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2016 19:45:34 GMT
No patience with them.
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Jun 2, 2016 21:20:34 GMT
Post by chuffedstokie on Jun 2, 2016 21:20:34 GMT
Had a crack at building my own in the back garden. It fell down. Not the fault of the BBQ of course but now stick to the ones from the garage forecourt should I feel the urge. Anyway, who ever heard of barbecued chilli co carne. Not going to happen.
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Post by bathstoke on Jun 2, 2016 21:30:20 GMT
I hate them with a passion. I hate the smell I hate the idea of half cooked food I hate how I can't have a beer in the sunshine without choking to death And I hate how I have to shut my doors and windows on a hot day cos of the fucking putrid smoke that drifts into my house. Please tell me I am not alone. Have you ever tried going to a BBQ other than your own...
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Post by maninasuitcase on Jun 2, 2016 21:41:59 GMT
I hate them with a passion. I hate the smell I hate the idea of half cooked food I hate how I can't have a beer in the sunshine without choking to death And I hate how I have to shut my doors and windows on a hot day cos of the fucking putrid smoke that drifts into my house. Please tell me I am not alone. Have you ever tried going to a BBQ other than your own... I've never had one in my garden and never will. And I've probably only been to one in the last 10 years for a family gathering. If I want my clothes to smell like a pub circa 1970 I'll buy a time machine.....
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2016 21:45:28 GMT
You just can't beat food, well cooked, over an open fire. It's that delicious smokey taste that adds to the flavour. Why would the food have to be over, or under cooked?
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Jun 2, 2016 21:49:04 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2016 21:49:04 GMT
You just can't beat food, well cooked, over an open fire. It's that delicious smokey taste that adds to the flavour. Why would the food have to be over, or under cooked? This. I had a cracking BBQ earlier.
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Post by bathstoke on Jun 2, 2016 21:55:23 GMT
Have you ever tried going to a BBQ other than your own... I've never had one in my garden and never will. And I've probably only been to one in the last 10 years for a family gathering. If I want my clothes to smell like a pub circa 1970 I'll buy a time machine..... U Want a spatchcock jerked chicken, cooked carcass down. Over well burned coals to get the flame cooked flavour & maybe finished off in the oven for half hour & I speak as someone who's had campylobacter & if you don't like the smell, let everyone else do the cooking & drink more beerXx
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Jun 2, 2016 21:56:43 GMT
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Post by Skankmonkey on Jun 2, 2016 21:56:43 GMT
You just can't beat food, well cooked, over an open fire. It's that delicious smokey taste that adds to the flavour. Why would the food have to be over, or under cooked? I'd go along with this - providing its a real charcoal job and not one of these gas monsters. Yum. :-) I can understand it being a bit of a nuisance if you live next door and aren't invited though.
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Jun 2, 2016 21:57:43 GMT
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Post by Skankmonkey on Jun 2, 2016 21:57:43 GMT
Bloody starving now.
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Post by blurtonboy on Jun 3, 2016 15:01:59 GMT
I hate them with a passion. I hate the smell I hate the idea of half cooked food I hate how I can't have a beer in the sunshine without choking to death And I hate how I have to shut my doors and windows on a hot day cos of the fucking putrid smoke that drifts into my house. Please tell me I am not alone. Just piss on the food first, let it soak 10 mins before cooking, cuts down all the smoke.
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Post by StokieNath on Jun 3, 2016 15:48:43 GMT
I love them personally, a nice cold Corona and a fat juicy smokey burger not bad at all
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Jun 3, 2016 16:35:51 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2016 16:35:51 GMT
A nice thick juicy steak cooked on a BBQ whilst drinking in the sun?
What's not to like?
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Jun 3, 2016 17:38:45 GMT
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Post by Waggy on Jun 3, 2016 17:38:45 GMT
I love a bbq. My friend Alan cooks a mean seabass on his.
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Jun 3, 2016 17:40:00 GMT
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Post by bathstoke on Jun 3, 2016 17:40:00 GMT
Have you ever tried going to a BBQ other than your own... I've never had one in my garden and never will. And I've probably only been to one in the last 10 years for a family gathering. If I want my clothes to smell like a pub circa 1970 I'll buy a time machine..... You've inspired me Suitcase. I've got a tinfoil bag'o'spuds, proper butchers sausages, home made burgers, pork steaks & a consolfdatery veggie burger for MrsBath on the BBQ. More wine pleaseXx
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Jun 3, 2016 21:46:31 GMT
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Post by Skankmonkey on Jun 3, 2016 21:46:31 GMT
I've never had one in my garden and never will. And I've probably only been to one in the last 10 years for a family gathering. If I want my clothes to smell like a pub circa 1970 I'll buy a time machine..... You've inspired me Suitcase. I've got a tinfoil bag'o'spuds, proper butchers sausages, home made burgers, pork steaks & a consolfdatery veggie burger for MrsBath on the BBQ. More wine pleaseXx MrsBath a veggie then? Several in our lot - of varying strictness.
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Post by mattintheprem on Jun 3, 2016 23:15:26 GMT
I hate them with a passion. I hate the smell I hate the idea of half cooked food I hate how I can't have a beer in the sunshine without choking to death And I hate how I have to shut my doors and windows on a hot day cos of the fucking putrid smoke that drifts into my house. Please tell me I am not alone. I used to really enjoy having BBQ's at home but we moved last year and the new neighbour is a right miserable bar steward & it's put us off them now. All we can hear when we're trying to make ourselves sick on raw chicken is the neighbour tutting & slamming his doors/windows every 5 minutes. I would have invited him over but unfortunately he is down wind of us so I can't see a thing when I stick my head over the fence for smoke. It can't all be from our BBQ though, maybe he has a wood burner in his house or needs to give his chimney a sweep? We might give it one more go now i've read this thread & have one tomorrow. We could invite him round for a game of dizzy bat after a twelve pack of stella, still dunno his name though, strange looked dude all hunched up, wants to straighten his back and stand up straight, it would do him the world of good. Let you know how we get on tomorrow night
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Jun 3, 2016 23:30:49 GMT
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Post by samba :) on Jun 3, 2016 23:30:49 GMT
You just can't beat food, no! This!.
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Post by bathstoke on Jun 4, 2016 5:29:33 GMT
You've inspired me Suitcase. I've got a tinfoil bag'o'spuds, proper butchers sausages, home made burgers, pork steaks & a consolfdatery veggie burger for MrsBath on the BBQ. More wine pleaseXx MrsBath a veggie then? Several in our lot - of varying strictness. Don't get me started on it. Not only is she veggie, there is loads of vegetables that she doesnt eat either
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jun 4, 2016 5:36:33 GMT
I hate them with a passion. I hate the smell I hate the idea of half cooked food I hate how I can't have a beer in the sunshine without choking to death And I hate how I have to shut my doors and windows on a hot day cos of the fucking putrid smoke that drifts into my house. Please tell me I am not alone. I used to really enjoy having BBQ's at home but we moved last year and the new neighbour is a right miserable bar steward & it's put us off them now. All we can hear when we're trying to make ourselves sick on raw chicken is the neighbour tutting & slamming his doors/windows every 5 minutes. I would have invited him over but unfortunately he is down wind of us so I can't see a thing when I stick my head over the fence for smoke. It can't all be from our BBQ though, maybe he has a wood burner in his house or needs to give his chimney a sweep? We might give it one more go now i've read this thread & have one tomorrow. We could invite him round for a game of dizzy bat after a twelve pack of stella, still dunno his name though, strange looked dude all hunched up, wants to straighten his back and stand up straight, it would do him the world of good. Let you know how we get on tomorrow night Excellent. Reads like an advice column in one of our beloved red tops. Dear Doctor, I have this neighbour, etc...
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Post by bathstoke on Apr 21, 2019 7:29:11 GMT
Oh yes, it’s going to be the 1st of the season for me. I’ll get out of bed in a while, after my 2nd Sports Direct mug of tea& bathe a chicken in garlic, ginger, turmeric & lemon. That’ll be going on the flame later this afternoon 🔥
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2019 7:33:40 GMT
My neighbours use theirs throughout the year if the sun shines I've seen them regularly sitting out in winter months with coats on having lunch
I love a bbq but not that much
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Apr 21, 2019 16:36:26 GMT
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Post by trickydicky73 on Apr 21, 2019 16:36:26 GMT
Never been to one in my life.
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Post by redstriper on Apr 21, 2019 16:52:10 GMT
we are all over this today.
thrown the whole chicken and steak in the oven, but the bits are being done on the bbq.
marinaded prawns on skewers - marshmallows for the kids - whats not to like ?
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Apr 21, 2019 17:44:06 GMT
Post by NassauDave on Apr 21, 2019 17:44:06 GMT
I hate them with a passion. I hate the smell I hate the idea of half cooked food I hate how I can't have a beer in the sunshine without choking to death And I hate how I have to shut my doors and windows on a hot day cos of the fucking putrid smoke that drifts into my house. Please tell me I am not alone. Just piss on the food first, let it soak 10 mins before cooking, cuts down all the smoke. He said bbq, not Nando's
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Apr 21, 2019 17:53:51 GMT
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Post by musik on Apr 21, 2019 17:53:51 GMT
I hate them with a passion. I hate the smell I hate the idea of half cooked food I hate how I can't have a beer in the sunshine without choking to death And I hate how I have to shut my doors and windows on a hot day cos of the fucking putrid smoke that drifts into my house. Please tell me I am not alone. I'm not a great fan myself, but it is an "art" to avoid spreading smoke. Many people are careless. Half cooked? Why is that?
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Post by bathstoke on Apr 21, 2019 18:20:57 GMT
Never been to one in my life. ⚠️
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Apr 21, 2019 18:26:34 GMT
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Post by trickydicky73 on Apr 21, 2019 18:26:34 GMT
Never been to one in my life. ⚠️ Honestly.
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