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Post by Waggy on Apr 30, 2016 21:16:56 GMT
Did you share baths together Wag? I bathed alone. Well until the maid walked in on me by mistake.
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Post by StokieNath on Apr 30, 2016 21:19:39 GMT
Did you share baths together Wag? I bathed alone. Well until the maid walked in on me by mistake. You cheeky devil Waggy what did you end up doing with her?
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Post by Waggy on Apr 30, 2016 21:25:23 GMT
I bathed alone. Well until the maid walked in on me by mistake. You cheeky devil Waggy what did you end up doing with her? i covered myself with the cupping action and she left. Why dont folk knock these days.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Apr 30, 2016 21:51:31 GMT
You cheeky devil Waggy what did you end up doing with her? i covered myself with the cupping action and she left. Why dont folk knock these days. Could've been worse Colin, you could've been on the crapper doing the paperwork. At least as it was you were squeaky clean. Did the maid like the look of what she saw or offer to polish your family jewels?
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Post by Waggy on May 1, 2016 7:36:14 GMT
i covered myself with the cupping action and she left. Why dont folk knock these days. Could've been worse Colin, you could've been on the crapper doing the paperwork. At least as it was you were squeaky clean. Did the maid like the look of what she saw or offer to polish your family jewels? Yes. That would have been bad, mind you i was embarrased enough. She wanted to polish but i just can you give a few minutes please and i grabbed my pants
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Post by Billybigbollox on May 1, 2016 11:29:35 GMT
Could've been worse Colin, you could've been on the crapper doing the paperwork. At least as it was you were squeaky clean. Did the maid like the look of what she saw or offer to polish your family jewels? Yes. That would have been bad, mind you i was embarrased enough. She wanted to polish but i just can you give a few minutes please and i grabbed my pants On one of my first foreign holidays, I entered a darts competition and won 2 bottles of local gin and a bottle of champagne. In the morning the maid came into my bathroom with me stark bollock naked and my head down the shitter painting the porcelain. She just stepped over me muttering something in Spanish and carried on cleaning . I was too sick to care. I think it must have been the bar snacks that upset me.
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Post by Waggy on May 1, 2016 12:39:54 GMT
Yes. That would have been bad, mind you i was embarrased enough. She wanted to polish but i just can you give a few minutes please and i grabbed my pants On one of my first foreign holidays, I entered a darts competition and won 2 bottles of local gin and a bottle of champagne. In the morning the maid came into my bathroom with me stark bollock naked and my head down the shitter painting the porcelain. She just stepped over me muttering something in Spanish and carried on cleaning . I was too sick to care. I think it must have been the bar snacks that upset me. Did you cup your genitals? I find a quick cup or a face flanel to hide them works.
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Post by StokieNath on May 1, 2016 12:45:14 GMT
On one of my first foreign holidays, I entered a darts competition and won 2 bottles of local gin and a bottle of champagne. In the morning the maid came into my bathroom with me stark bollock naked and my head down the shitter painting the porcelain. She just stepped over me muttering something in Spanish and carried on cleaning . I was too sick to care. I think it must have been the bar snacks that upset me. Did you cup your genitals? I find a quick cup or a face flanel to hide them works. Oh yes the cup trick works wonders especially from an unexpected visit.
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Post by Billybigbollox on May 1, 2016 13:53:32 GMT
On one of my first foreign holidays, I entered a darts competition and won 2 bottles of local gin and a bottle of champagne. In the morning the maid came into my bathroom with me stark bollock naked and my head down the shitter painting the porcelain. She just stepped over me muttering something in Spanish and carried on cleaning . I was too sick to care. I think it must have been the bar snacks that upset me. Did you cup your genitals? I find a quick cup or a face flanel to hide them works. In those days a one handed cup would suffice to cover the meat n two veg Colin. Nowadays I need both hands to cope with the scrotal sag that has occurred over time.
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Post by StokieNath on May 1, 2016 14:29:33 GMT
On one of my first foreign holidays, I entered a darts competition and won 2 bottles of local gin and a bottle of champagne. In the morning the maid came into my bathroom with me stark bollock naked and my head down the shitter painting the porcelain. She just stepped over me muttering something in Spanish and carried on cleaning . I was too sick to care. I think it must have been the bar snacks that upset me. Did you cup your genitals? I find a quick cup or a face flanel to hide them works. Did you ride the banana boat Waggy?
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Post by Billybigbollox on May 1, 2016 17:18:05 GMT
Did you cup your genitals? I find a quick cup or a face flanel to hide them works. Did you ride the banana boat Waggy? I think you can be sure that Trevor did.
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Post by Waggy on May 1, 2016 18:54:50 GMT
Did you cup your genitals? I find a quick cup or a face flanel to hide them works. Did you ride the banana boat Waggy? No, too cold to ride. Maybe will in the summer when the temperature rises and i can relax
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Post by StokieNath on May 1, 2016 18:56:10 GMT
Did you ride the banana boat Waggy? No, too cold to ride. Maybe will in the summer when the temperature rises and i can relax aslong as your safe Waggy.
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Post by Waggy on May 1, 2016 18:56:30 GMT
Did you ride the banana boat Waggy? I think you can be sure that Trevor did. Oh Bill, he was straight on it. He said when we walked in the beach " nothing is gonna stop me riding that banana over there"
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Post by StokieNath on May 1, 2016 19:02:44 GMT
I think you can be sure that Trevor did. Oh Bill, he was straight on it. He said when we walked in the beach " nothing is gonna stop me riding that banana over there" Was he on it in a flash?
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Post by Waggy on May 1, 2016 19:03:55 GMT
Oh Bill, he was straight on it. He said when we walked in the beach " nothing is gonna stop me riding that banana over there" Was he on it in a flash? Oh he rode it with such enthusiam until he got off
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Post by StokieNath on May 1, 2016 19:06:25 GMT
Oh he rode it with such enthusiam until he got off Good gosh, was he able to walk after?
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Post by Waggy on May 1, 2016 19:07:42 GMT
Oh he rode it with such enthusiam until he got off Good gosh, was he able to walk after? He was a tad stiff and saddle sore but managed to make it for happy hour
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Post by Billybigbollox on May 1, 2016 19:08:06 GMT
I think you can be sure that Trevor did. Oh Bill, he was straight on it. He said when we walked in the beach " nothing is gonna stop me riding that banana over there" Good on him, if you can't ride the banana when you're on holiday when can you Colin?
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Post by StokieNath on May 1, 2016 19:08:35 GMT
Good gosh, was he able to walk after? He was a tad stiff and saddle sore but managed to make it for happy hour You should've offered him a deep tissue massage.
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