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Post by mumf on Mar 19, 2016 0:36:19 GMT
You know the ones that have you reaching for something heavy .... As usual I'll start .... John Bishop .....Spent all his fucking life in Cheshire but puts on that pathetic scouse aaccent scrounging a living as a comedian ....and thats a piggin joke in itself . Hes spent practically all of his life in Winsford and Runcorn . Useless trollope of a man if ever there was one . Graham Norton ....about as entertaining and funny as a rash on your d#@£' Jamie Carragher ...already smashed up two 50 inch tv's due to this scouse bastuurd . Your turn ....but please avoid polical correctness . Just be honest . Mumf  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2016 0:57:09 GMT
Jamie Oliver ....Just but out !
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2016 0:58:37 GMT
You know the ones that have you reaching for something heavy .... As usual I'll start .... John Bishop .....Spent all his fucking life in Cheshire but puts on that pathetic scouse aaccent scrounging a living as a comedian ....and thats a piggin joke in itself . Hes spent practically all of his life in Winsford and Runcorn . Useless trollope of a man if ever there was one . Graham Norton ....about as entertaining and funny as a rash on your d#@£' Jamie Carragher ...already smashed up two 50 inch tv's due to this scouse bastuurd . Your turn ....but please avoid polical correctness . Just be honest . Mumf Mumf ?  |
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Post by mumf on Mar 19, 2016 1:02:36 GMT
Jamie Oliver ....Just but out ! Eh? He's trying to save fat bastuurds like me and errr ...you from popping it ...! He a food industry institution . |
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Post by turtlefox on Mar 19, 2016 1:05:46 GMT
most celebrities do your head in. Too much air time and not much else.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2016 1:09:54 GMT
Jamie Oliver ....Just but out ! Eh? He's trying to save fat bastuurds like me and errr ...you from popping it ...! He a food industry institution . Fine ....but I'm not fat  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2016 1:12:49 GMT
Jamie Oliver ....Just but out ! Eh? He's trying to save fat bastuurds like me and errr ...you from popping it ...! He a food industry institution . Thicker around the waist than in previous years ....but not fat ...yet |
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Post by mumf on Mar 19, 2016 1:13:39 GMT
You don't half dissappoint me at times ....I must be the only fat bastuurd on here ...
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Post by marwood on Mar 19, 2016 2:42:58 GMT
Jamie Oliver ....Just but out ! For nigh on ten years, Oliver hurt my ears and eyes every time the peroxide mockney cockney jockey was frequently inflicted upon on our TV screens, with his sub Del Boy catchphrases and his achingly middle class wannabe London-on-a-scooter lifestyle. Then he went up against the government over school dinner fish fingers, and I sort of regained some middle ground perspective on him. Still can't abide his programmes but have respect for him. Up until then, children at school were forced to try and catch Walls low meat content sausages flying through the air on forks for their lunch |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2016 10:56:18 GMT
Jamie Oliver ....Just but out ! For nigh on ten years, Oliver hurt my ears and eyes every time the peroxide mockney cockney jockey was frequently inflicted upon on our TV screens, with his sub Del Boy catchphrases and his achingly middle class wannabe London-on-a-scooter lifestyle. Then he went up against the government over school dinner fish fingers, and I sort of regained some middle ground perspective on him. Still can't abide his programmes but have respect for him. Up until then, children at school were forced to try and catch Walls low meat content sausages flying through the air on forks for their lunch If you got Walls sausages when I was at school you would have counted yourself lucky ! |
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Post by basingstokie on Mar 19, 2016 12:32:01 GMT
The Kardashian family.
What is the point of any of them
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Post by Dutchpeter on Mar 19, 2016 12:44:26 GMT
It's got to be Davina McCall. How does this woman get work? Extremely annoying and all false sincerity. Terrible presenting skills too.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2016 13:19:55 GMT
Steven nerr nerr ner ner nerrr Mullherne...Just despise the cunt and want him to die...no really I do....
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Post by dutchstokie on Mar 19, 2016 14:22:57 GMT
Miranda 'oh no ive fallen over AGAIN' Hart
Can someone make the world a better place and make some glue out of her please?
Thanks awfully
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2016 15:44:17 GMT
Jamie Oliver ....Just but out ! Eh? He's trying to save fat bastuurds like me and errr ...you from popping it ...! He a food industry institution . that's all very credible but he doesnt have to be a prick about it |
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Post by innocentbystander on Mar 19, 2016 16:40:46 GMT
Stephen Fry. "He's so clever!" HE'S READING A FUCKING SCRIPT FFS.
There must be some BBC public-school-old-boy rule that says his contrived eccentricities have to be on bloody everything
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Post by Waggy on Mar 19, 2016 18:56:30 GMT
Jamie Oliver ....Just but out ! Here here. Sayings like pucker and his floppy mouth wind me up |
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Post by thevoid on Mar 19, 2016 19:55:08 GMT
Any cunt from TOWIE.
Emma Willis. There's just something about her that irritates me. Possibly the fact she usually hosts shit TV programmes.
Victoria Beckham.
Katie Price.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2016 22:35:33 GMT
Miranda 'oh no ive fallen over AGAIN' Hart Can someone make the world a better place and make some glue out of her please? Thanks awfully I know what you mean ....interestingly her dad was captain of HMS Coventry the destroyer that was sunk in the Falklands conflict ( not that it's relevant to her being turned into glue of course.  ) |
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Post by redstriper on Mar 20, 2016 7:44:19 GMT
There's far too many to count... and only about half a dozen whom I actually like.
In terms of instantly reaching for the off button -
Paul O'Grady and that chatty man bloke - please just fade into obscurity and do us all a favour....
I don't understand why the BBC think it is ok to pollute our ears with this fake gay affection accent they have.
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Post by bathstoke on Mar 20, 2016 7:50:37 GMT
Steven nerr nerr ner ner nerrr Mullherne...Just despise the cunt and want him to die...no really I do.... Whooooooo!?! |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2016 7:53:49 GMT
Steven nerr nerr ner ner nerrr Mullherne...Just despise the cunt and want him to die...no really I do.... Whooooooo!?! He is always on Ant and Dec, and he does that tedious Big Stars little Stars... And he always talks like a spoilt brat, hence the Nerr ner ner ner Nerr bit, |
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Post by Dutchpeter on Mar 20, 2016 8:48:29 GMT
Ah Yes Ant and Dec, the 21st century Mike and Bernie Winters. Likeable, inoffensive, but so desperately unfunny.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Mar 20, 2016 9:33:21 GMT
Ah Yes Ant and Dec, the 21st century Mike and Bernie Winters. Likeable, inoffensive, but so desperately unfunny. Agree about Ant & Deck, but at least Mike & Bernie Winters were likable. Ant & Deck, go to prove you need no talent whatsoever to make a lot of money. Alan Davies, someone should do us a favour and push this cuntrag under a tube train. |
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Post by Clem Fandango on Mar 20, 2016 20:06:17 GMT
All those cunts from faux reality tv shows like TOWIE and Geordie shore their fake tanned mugs are everywhere.
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Post by StokieNath on Mar 20, 2016 20:26:05 GMT
Jack Whitehall
The whole Geordie shore cast.
The whole Towie cast.
Piers Morgan.
Donald Trump.
Kanye West.
Sharon Osbourne.
Will I Am
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Post by Linx on Mar 20, 2016 21:00:36 GMT
Chris Evans. Dreading what he's going to have done to Top Gear. Most of the leaked press reports (surely someone is being paid by Clarkson to contrive all the bad press it's getting) do not bode well.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2016 1:48:14 GMT
That slag on great British bake off, can't remember her name because luckily I manage to turn off the TV before she opens her gob, but what I have seen of her is enough to make me want to take a chainsaw to her.
She is a comedian, well say summat funny then you slag.
Singers sing, Magicians do tricks, so why doesn't this whore ever say anything funny...
RANT OVER...
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Post by kingdong on Mar 21, 2016 3:48:50 GMT
That slag on great British bake off, can't remember her name because luckily I manage to turn off the TV before she opens her gob, but what I have seen of her is enough to make me want to take a chainsaw to her. She is a comedian, well say summat funny then you slag. Singers sing, Magicians do tricks, so why doesn't this whore ever say anything funny... RANT OVER... Mary?  |
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Post by ihaveadream on Mar 21, 2016 14:02:43 GMT
The term "Celebrity" winds me up. Being famous seems to be regarded as the ultimate goal for many people.
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