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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 1:18:26 GMT
A find vehicle........The Lada Riva ....
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 1:18:38 GMT
Bloody hell Tonybaloney...They now think I am you.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 1:19:40 GMT
Bloody hell Tonybaloney...They now think I am you. Who are you ....?
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Post by mumf on Mar 5, 2016 1:21:29 GMT
She was shouting down her phone with a very loud Scouse accent at her boyfriend whose name was Ashley ...(the window was open ) She also had wonderful false eye lashes and fake tan ..... As for the speed ....one minute 4mph ...the next 40 mph ...the next 75 mph ...the next stationary . Distant covered 20 miles over 45 - 50 minutes . Would you like a sworn affidavit as to the authenticity ? Shame on you Mr Advanced driver never had an accident, ban all speeding drivers, you have just admitted that for 1 minute you were doing 75mph. Incidentally did this 4 minute cycle repeat itself every 4 minutes, if so, I have calculated that the 20 miles would have took approx 30 mins and Sheila would have made it in time for the Barbie with her mum and her girlfriend Ashleigh...Thought the Fosters would not be chilled, as they originally thought 5 hours... Just hope the defrosted the shrimps properly. Listen to me Jasper (Carrot) .....I really admire your record and video on YouTube "Do the funkey moped " , but don't come on here lecturing professionals on your incompetence. Im sorry .....but you need to get a driving licence and a job .
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 1:25:19 GMT
Bloody hell Tonybaloney...They now think I am you. Who are you ....? That is a song by The Who. As is "The kids are alright" and I hope this is the case with the 3 or 4 kids ( yet to be confirmed as actual kids) on the back seat of the Black womans car.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 1:29:46 GMT
Who are you ....? That is a song by The Who. As is "The kids are alright" and I hope this is the case with the 3 or 4 kids ( yet to be confirmed as actual kids) on the back seat of the Black womans car. Indeed it is
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 1:33:52 GMT
Bloody hell Tonybaloney...They now think I am you. I'm not getting involved mate. It's the last night of Bish's holiday and it looks like he's had a 4 pack of Dorada
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 1:34:36 GMT
That's more than enough for me ...The wooden hills beckon ..
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 1:36:21 GMT
Bloody hell Tonybaloney...They now think I am you. I'm not getting involved mate. It's the last night of Bish's holiday and it looks like he's had a 4 pack of Dorada No it isn't ......I'm ok until Tuesday. Night ...I don't drink Dorada.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 1:37:36 GMT
Bloody hell Tonybaloney...They now think I am you. I'm not getting involved mate. It's the last night of Bish's holiday and it looks like he's had a 4 pack of Dorada A four pack ! .....I'm not you
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Post by lawrieleslie on Mar 5, 2016 7:24:51 GMT
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Post by Northy on Mar 5, 2016 7:41:56 GMT
I've driven from home to Bristol to Stevenage to Thurrock and back home this week, and it is getting worse by the day, it's all races and ages that don't seem to know how to drive on motorways, they don't know about lane management, how to join or leave a motorway, acceleration or deceleration, have no courtesy etc. On the m25 there was 1 old couple sat doing about 50 in the 3rd lane of 4, utter chaos behind him, with queues to get past, lorries and cars undertaking, where was the police to arrest this person, it is an offence now to lane hog? You can guarantee if you went over the speed limit there would be cops everywhere
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Post by ChrisKamarasPerm on Mar 5, 2016 8:00:51 GMT
This thread is quickly becoming thread of the year. Brilliant stuff.
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Post by mumf on Mar 5, 2016 9:11:08 GMT
By the way ....the signs are already out for Crufts in few days time .
You know the type ....Old aged pensioner women driving Volvo estates at speeds not exceeding 50 mph .
Many will be sat (in convoy) in the middle lane for hundreds of fucking miles only stopping for a piss on the way .
There'll be scores of accidents and road rage incidents too ......Can't fucking wait .
Poodles wandering around on the grass verges ......Jesus wept .
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 10:43:05 GMT
Bloody hell Tonybaloney...They now think I am you. I'm not getting involved mate. It's the last night of Bish's holiday and it looks like he's had a 4 pack of Dorada Peroni on draught has recently become widely available here , it seems to be more popular than San Miguel nowadays , preferable to Dorada or Tropical but twice the price !
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 11:00:41 GMT
By the way ....the signs are already out for Crufts in few days time . You know the type ....Old aged pensioner women driving Volvo estates at speeds not exceeding 50 mph . Many will be sat (in convoy) in the middle lane for hundreds of fucking miles only stopping for a piss on the way . There'll be scores of accidents and road rage incidents too ......Can't fucking wait . Poodles wandering around on the grass verges ......Jesus wept . If they stop in the middle lane for a piss that is wrong on so many levels. Get yr daughter to take pics if she can.
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Post by starkiller on Mar 5, 2016 11:07:29 GMT
I indicated for about 30 seconds to come into the left lane in plenty of time to get ready to come off at the junction.
It seemed the driver behind had no intention whatsoever of just slightly holding back to allow me in, so I had no choice but to get into the gap in front of her.
On the slip-road, I was then passed by said angry, ugly, tracksuit-wearing, tied-back hair, Jeremy Kyle-type bitch - out to make some point or another.
Probably too busy 'updating her status' to even notice me at first.
She wound her window down so should could scream her bile out. At which point I laughed and took the piss, which made her even more loony.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 11:56:35 GMT
I indicated for about 30 seconds to come into the left lane in plenty of time to get ready to come off at the junction. It seemed the driver behind had no intention whatsoever of just slightly holding back to allow me in, so I had no choice but to get into the gap in front of her. On the slip-road, I was then passed by said angry, ugly, tracksuit-wearing, tied-back hair, Jeremy Kyle-type bitch - out to make some point or another. Probably too busy 'updating her status' to even notice me at first. She wound her window down so should could scream her bile out. At which point I laughed and took the piss, which made her even more loony. Few years ago when there were roadworks on A34 I had some twat cut right in front of me right at the bollards to one lane, cuz I blasted my horn the fucker stopped, bearing in mind it was now one lane, he got out and came towards me, I laughed at him and told him give me about 10 minutes to drop off my daughter and i'll meet you in town as I don't want my daughter to see me batter you, to which he slunk off back to his car and roared off...Tosser...Stand up to these loons and they ALWAYS back down.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 12:38:29 GMT
If someone is hogging the middle lane and I am in the first one, I just drive past them, hoping they get the hint.
TEST
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 13:12:51 GMT
I indicated for about 30 seconds to come into the left lane in plenty of time to get ready to come off at the junction. It seemed the driver behind had no intention whatsoever of just slightly holding back to allow me in, so I had no choice but to get into the gap in front of her. On the slip-road, I was then passed by said angry, ugly, tracksuit-wearing, tied-back hair, Jeremy Kyle-type bitch - out to make some point or another. Probably too busy 'updating her status' to even notice me at first. She wound her window down so should could scream her bile out. At which point I laughed and took the piss, which made her even more loony. Few years ago when there were roadworks on A34 I had some twat cut right in front of me right at the bollards to one lane, cuz I blasted my horn the fucker stopped, bearing in mind it was now one lane, he got out and came towards me, I laughed at him and told him give me about 10 minutes to drop off my daughter and i'll meet you in town as I don't want my daughter to see me batter you, to which he slunk off back to his car and roared off...Tosser...Stand up to these loons and they ALWAYS back down. If you are on about the roadworks on the A34 in Stone, they are still there.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 13:15:59 GMT
Few years ago when there were roadworks on A34 I had some twat cut right in front of me right at the bollards to one lane, cuz I blasted my horn the fucker stopped, bearing in mind it was now one lane, he got out and came towards me, I laughed at him and told him give me about 10 minutes to drop off my daughter and i'll meet you in town as I don't want my daughter to see me batter you, to which he slunk off back to his car and roared off...Tosser...Stand up to these loons and they ALWAYS back down. If you are on about the roadworks on the A34 in Stone, they are still there. This was at least 9 years ago, I been gone for 7 this October...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 13:21:48 GMT
I'm not getting involved mate. It's the last night of Bish's holiday and it looks like he's had a 4 pack of Dorada Peroni on draught has recently become widely available here , it seems to be more popular than San Miguel nowadays , preferable to Dorada or Tropical but twice the price ! Each to there own, although I must say they do a cracking pint of draught Dorada in Bar Avenida
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Post by bathstoke on Mar 5, 2016 14:46:53 GMT
M6 is $#!t from Brum to manc
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Post by Northy on Mar 5, 2016 17:12:25 GMT
M6 is $#!t from Brum to manc now the 'smart' motorway roadworks are starting from crew to knutsford and beyond it's going to be even shittier and as for the M1, they had 26 miles of roadworks in one stretch last year upgrading the central reservation, 26 miles at 50mph, they finished at Xams, hallelujah, I went back down there lst month and they have started them again but doing the hard shoulder Why can't we be issued with james Bond cars with rockets on that blow up the middle land hoggers in front.
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Post by capto on Mar 5, 2016 17:47:57 GMT
being pedantic, i think it's illegal to 'undertake'/ - best way & legal, I think, is to, er, come up behind them & flash your lights - just to let them know you're there - & to f@ k off to the inside lane - then thank them, politely of course, education in action? on t'other hand, if you're naffed off with people driving & texting - get a dash cam & let the police know? I'm sure they'd like easy 'hits' for their stats? ranting on a MB aint going to achieve anything - take some poso action?
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Post by scfcmacca on Mar 5, 2016 19:25:51 GMT
I'm up and down various motorways almost everyday for my job, and the standard of driving like the op said is nothing short of shocking.
Hgv drivers using there mobile phone, other road users doing the same, 2nd/3rd lane hoggers, people consuming meals (McDonald's etc) whilst driving at high speeds, high beam at night time even in clear conditions, not using indicators I could go on and on.
It baffles me why people are so willing to risk lives for no apparent reason.
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Post by mumf on Mar 5, 2016 20:51:11 GMT
I'm up and down various motorways almost everyday for my job, and the standard of driving like the op said is nothing short of shocking. Hgv drivers using there mobile phone, other road users doing the same, 2nd/3rd lane hoggers, people consuming meals (McDonald's etc) whilst driving at high speeds, high beam at night time even in clear conditions, not using indicators I could go on and on. It baffles me why people are so willing to risk lives for no apparent reason. Its also inexcusable that some drivers are prepared to risk other people's lives and that of the children . What many would suggest is driving without due care and attention , I would argue is dangerous driving that comes with the penalty of death to guilty and innocents alike . These aren't just reckless acts of mindless motorists , but deliberate aggressive manoeuvres that are oblivious to consequences .
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Post by scfcmacca on Mar 5, 2016 20:58:02 GMT
I'm up and down various motorways almost everyday for my job, and the standard of driving like the op said is nothing short of shocking. Hgv drivers using there mobile phone, other road users doing the same, 2nd/3rd lane hoggers, people consuming meals (McDonald's etc) whilst driving at high speeds, high beam at night time even in clear conditions, not using indicators I could go on and on. It baffles me why people are so willing to risk lives for no apparent reason. Its also inexcusable that some drivers are prepared to risk other people's lives and that of the children . What many would suggest is driving without due care and attention , I would argue is dangerous driving that comes with the penalty of death to guilty and innocents alike . These aren't just reckless acts of mindless motorists , but deliberate aggressive manoeuvres that are oblivious to consequences . I couldn't of said it better my self. I will admit I'm not the worlds greatest driver but I am human, the one thing I refuse to do is place mine and others lives at risk because I can't wait to send a text or stop for ten minutes to eat at a fast food change. The penalty needs to be higher and placed in the public eye. At the end of the day we're all driving very dangerous and powerful machines that can and will cause serious harm or death in the wrong hands.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 20:59:09 GMT
being pedantic, i think it's illegal to 'undertake'/ - best way & legal, I think, is to, er, come up behind them & flash your lights - just to let them know you're there - & to f@ k off to the inside lane - then thank them, politely of course, education in action? on t'other hand, if you're naffed off with people driving & texting - get a dash cam & let the police know? I'm sure they'd like easy 'hits' for their stats? ranting on a MB aint going to achieve anything - take some poso action? I thought flashing the lights is illegal too though...No? TEST
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Post by mattintheprem on Mar 5, 2016 23:41:45 GMT
I drive about 50,000 miles a year (most of it on the motorways) and although it's much busier traffic on the weekdays it is the weekends (& Bank Holidays etc.) that are far & away the scariest times to be on the motorway.
Middle Lane hoggers, Fast Lane hoggers, sudden lane changing and erratic driving is a constant danger, people who drive at inappropriate speeds for the flow of traffic (both too fast and too slow) and plenty of drivers who look so afraid that they shouldn't even be on the road. You pass them & they are transfixed at the wheel, no appreciation of any other road users, usually with their face about 6 inches from the windscreen.
It wouldn't be too hard in this day and age to have an add-on driving test for motorway use although I guess the problem is that many people still in this day and age only drive on the motorway maybe a couple of times a year.
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