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Post by bigjohnritchie on Feb 11, 2016 6:50:09 GMT
Hands off Delilah! A Labour MP wants to ban the hit song dailym.ai/1o4pBZf Apologies if already posted! |
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Feb 11, 2016 7:57:12 GMT
The original version (which the Welsh fans sing) is about the murder of a woman. The version which Stoke fans sing has nothing to do with the murder of a woman. Our version is about persuading a woman to abandon a rival and choose the singer by putting a certain part of his anatomy in her hand - which soon sorts out any doubts she might have had.  |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Feb 11, 2016 8:06:25 GMT
The original version (which the Welsh fans sing) is about the murder of a woman. The version which Stoke fans sing has nothing to do with the murder of a woman. Our version is about persuading a woman to abandon a rival and choose the singer by putting a certain part of his anatomy in her hand - which soon sorts out any doubts she might have had. My Mrs has always told me size doesn't matter.  |
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Feb 11, 2016 8:08:25 GMT
The original version (which the Welsh fans sing) is about the murder of a woman. The version which Stoke fans sing has nothing to do with the murder of a woman. Our version is about persuading a woman to abandon a rival and choose the singer by putting a certain part of his anatomy in her hand - which soon sorts out any doubts she might have had. My Mrs has always told me size doesn't matter. She's lying - or she may have different standards to most laydees!  |
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Post by roostershair on Feb 11, 2016 8:21:30 GMT
The original version (which the Welsh fans sing) is about the murder of a woman. The version which Stoke fans sing has nothing to do with the murder of a woman. Our version is about persuading a woman to abandon a rival and choose the singer by putting a certain part of his anatomy in her hand - which soon sorts out any doubts she might have had. My Mrs has always told me size doesn't matter. She told me that as well billy!  |
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Post by salopstick on Feb 11, 2016 8:29:48 GMT
The country is in a right mess and an MP decides this is worth his time
Jesus wept
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Post by capto on Feb 11, 2016 9:48:09 GMT
Surely if you banned all songs that were a bit edgy, there'd be no songs left - then, when we're all soulless and joyless, labour will have achieved its objective and made us all miserable empty existence bastards like them?
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Post by Lesalanos on Feb 11, 2016 10:08:55 GMT
He's obviously not listened to any rap, or gangsta rap music  that'd be a good place to start. |
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Post by draytonstokie on Feb 11, 2016 11:34:43 GMT
My Mrs has always told me size doesn't matter. She's lying - or she may have different standards to most laydees! thats because you are BillyBig Bollox she may feel different if you were RobNoKnob  |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Feb 11, 2016 15:33:41 GMT
My Mrs has always told me size doesn't matter. She's lying - or she may have different standards to most laydees! Or bigger hands? |
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that'd be a good place to start.
