smithypotter
Academy Starlet
"Damn you people, go back to your shanties".
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Post by smithypotter on Feb 7, 2016 23:08:52 GMT
What would be your least favourite trio of commentators to cover a match together?
Mine: Michael Owen Phil Neville Jonathan Pearce
Or a random pick of 3 from Bt Sport, who's that scouse twat that's always so blatantly biased towards liverpool?
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Post by samba :) on Feb 7, 2016 23:11:59 GMT
Him that did the United game on sky,
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MooG
Youth Player
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
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Post by MooG on Feb 7, 2016 23:31:09 GMT
Alan Green - One of those who thinks we listen to football commentary because we want to hear his opinions and grudge bearing. Mark Lawrenson - though I blame more the person who told him he was funny John Motson - Yes it is very professional to do that much research but you really don't have to shoehorn in absolutely everything on you sheet no matter how little it relates to how the game is going
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Post by onionman on Feb 7, 2016 23:33:54 GMT
Surely Trevor Francis has to head this list?
Picking Michael Owen at number one is like a Jew in Nazi Germany saying his least favourite politician is John Major.
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Post by callas12 on Feb 7, 2016 23:49:19 GMT
Alan Smith (Boring), Ray "My Word" Wilkins & Trevor Francis.. Admittedly their all co-commentator's but if I had to nominate a main commentator would have to be Jonathan Pearce.. Niall Quinn & Kevin Kilbane only just escape that top 3 list..
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Post by datguy on Feb 7, 2016 23:53:43 GMT
Ray Hudson Alan Smith Glenn Hoddle
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Post by RedandWhite90 on Feb 8, 2016 0:19:30 GMT
Him that did the United game on sky, I mute the TV when Alan Smith commentates. Him and Trevor Francis shouldn't cover Stoke games period.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Feb 8, 2016 0:21:32 GMT
Alan Smith, Alan Smith and Alan Smith.
Special mention as well to Alan Smith.
Mind you being a boring dreary cunt comes with having the world's most dire, unimaginative name I suppose.
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Post by samba :) on Feb 8, 2016 0:23:59 GMT
Whilst on topic why do sky have An old that can't speak English Jamie cara that can't speak English Terry henry that really can't speak English And they even used to have garry neville
I understand the language better in normacot than on sky
Supporters should be used random season ticket holders from different clubs and we should vote for the ones that talk the most sense
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Post by pearo on Feb 8, 2016 0:50:25 GMT
Andy Townsend Martin Keown Jermaine Jenas
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Post by deliasmith on Feb 8, 2016 1:10:25 GMT
Alan Green Trevor Francis Jim Beglin
Green is a narcissist, Francis is just tremendously hostile to the club (somebody in red and white must have kicked him very hard in the bollocks when he was playing for Nottingham Forest or Birmingham). Yes, two really annoying bores, anti-life, anti-football, horrible. But the pair of them together, each equipped with a megaphone and a big, loud drum, sitting on either side of you in the worst seats in the stadium, eating garlic-saturated burgers and farting like two bean-fed carthorses: they wouldn't be as annoying as Jim Beglin.
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Post by Beertricks Potter on Feb 8, 2016 7:22:43 GMT
Trevor FUCKING Francis Johnathon Pearce Graeme Souness
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Post by Northy on Feb 8, 2016 7:31:38 GMT
John Motson Trevor Francis Ray Wilkins
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2016 7:34:53 GMT
Glenn Hoddle Trevor Francis Nigel Johnson
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2016 7:40:01 GMT
Andy Townsend. Clive Tyldesley. David Pleat.
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Post by potterinleeds on Feb 8, 2016 7:50:32 GMT
Alan Green. Jonathan Pearce. Almost anyone from ITV match commentators.
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Post by chiefdelilah on Feb 8, 2016 8:02:18 GMT
Peter Drury Robbie Savage Mark Lawrenson
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2016 8:13:11 GMT
I'm going for a horror show of Mark Lawrenson, John Barnes (recalling europa league on channel 5) and Andy Townsend. That's the worst 3 right there Clive.
Then cut to the studio with Chiles (can't remember his first name), Thierry Henry and Michael Owen
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Post by staffsvilla on Feb 8, 2016 9:16:12 GMT
Martin Ke-own goal
The Antichrist that is Francis
Robbie 'I got nutted by Dion' Savage
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Post by redwhite on Feb 8, 2016 10:29:41 GMT
Andy Townsend Andy Townsend Andy Townsend
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Post by reddipotter on Feb 8, 2016 10:46:30 GMT
Whilst on topic why do sky have An old that can't speak English Jamie cara that can't speak English Terry henry that really can't speak English And they even used to have garry neville I understand the language better in normacot than on sky Supporters should be used random season ticket holders from different clubs and we should vote for the ones that talk the most sense Is that really an attempt to criticise someone else's English?
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Post by metalhead on Feb 8, 2016 10:58:36 GMT
Alan Green - Opinionated arsehole. Nobody cares Alan. You're a commentator. You are literally the lowest football authority on the planet.... the cleaner probably has a more valued opinion than you. Alan Smith - Arsenal cunt.... doesn't matter how bad Arsenal are playing, the ref is biased, the opposition are thugs and Arsenal are better than Barcelona. Clive Tyldesley - Substitute substance for smug, and you have Clive Tyldesley.
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Post by sarniastokie on Feb 8, 2016 10:58:52 GMT
I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Gary Birtles yet. Anyone who has to rely on live streams on a Saturday afternoon will know exactly what I mean.
Gary Birtles
Trevor Francis ( same as above ) think he's moved to BT so don't have to put up with him any more.
Don't rate Alan Smith at all !
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Post by Hamburgstokie on Feb 8, 2016 11:07:34 GMT
I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Gary Birtles yet. Anyone who has to rely on live streams on a Saturday afternoon will know exactly what I mean. Gary Birtles Trevor Francis ( same as above ) think he's moved to BT so don't have to put up with him any more. Don't rate Alan Smith at all ! I'm with you on Garry Birtles!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2016 12:22:33 GMT
Andy Townsend
Michael Owen
Danny (the Everton fan) Higginbotham
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Post by Onneravineet on Feb 8, 2016 12:53:56 GMT
David Pleat Micky Quinn Trevor Francis
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Post by spitthedog on Feb 8, 2016 12:56:01 GMT
How do you narrow it down to 3!!!
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Post by Godo on Feb 8, 2016 13:39:30 GMT
As commentators Motson and Pearce
as an "expert pundit" that qunt Andy Townsend!
( can I also say - as a card carrying leftie/feminist, woman lover - that that screeching, highly repetitive woman on Radio 5 Live - Jacqui Oatley? - is truly embarrassing. )
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Post by wrighter on Feb 8, 2016 14:25:51 GMT
Jonathon [ how loud can I shout ] Pearce
Clive f*cking Tyldseley
Barry Davies + Townsend, Savage, Motson and the twat who has twouble with his R"s [ how come the Wef never saw that ] unlucky, it came back off the cwossbar ]
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Post by stokiejohnss on Feb 8, 2016 18:45:48 GMT
Michael Owen - boring Andy Townsend - boring Tony Pulis - talks shit
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