Rigpig
Academy Starlet
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Post by Rigpig on Jan 16, 2016 9:44:42 GMT
What in the name of great fisting fuckery have I just watched. I can't stop laughing that line Mack brilliant! Me neither!! Now wiping coffee off my screen!
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 16, 2016 10:27:02 GMT
Imagine being an Arsenal fan, and then imagine going on to a Stoke City message board lording it up when you can't even spell correctly, that must be awkward.
It must be even more awkward when you find out your birth wasn't planned, which ironically sums up most Arsenal fans, complete accidents that not even their own parents want to be associated with, that must hurt, so you find solace amongst other like-minded, troubled wastes of scrotal ectoplasm in that cunthole of a library you call a stadium, which in reality is just a giant penis extension for Stan Kroenke to masturbate furiously in as you continue on your streak of winning absolutely fuck all league titles since the days of Thierry "Michael Jordan" Henry.
But nevermind, I'm sure there's a Twitter poll out there somewhere that you can hijack, you fucking grotesque pile of fetid afterbirths, enjoy paying £1000 for a season ticket so you can watch Theo Walcott & Jack Wilshere on the treatment table for a year, and then air some kind of superiority over the rest of the league because you'll beat someone shit in the cup 5-0, I'd rather associate with Rolf Harris than any of you deluded, precious little labia's, congratulations on being the easiest fanbase in the league to take the absolute roaring piss out of.
Wankers.
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Jan 16, 2016 10:46:20 GMT
Don't forget they have about 18 fingers.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jan 16, 2016 10:54:25 GMT
I can remember when they were wanking themselves into a frenzy abour the atmosphere of intimidation they were going to create for Ryan Shawcross at their gaff. They were convinced they were going to make it hell for him, with mouth-frothing vitriol being spat at him.
Ultimately, it transpired that this meant about forty weedy little fairies with the same voice as Alan Carr, sassing "Ooohhh, Shawcross, back off love; cause these bitches bite" (before pouting, snapping their fingers, and bobbing their heads from side to side).
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Post by raythesailor on Jan 16, 2016 11:01:06 GMT
Imagine being an Arsenal fan, and then imagine going on to a Stoke City message board lording it up when you can't even spell correctly, that must be awkward. It must be even more awkward when you find out your birth wasn't planned, which ironically sums up most Arsenal fans, complete accidents that not even their own parents want to be associated with, that must hurt, so you find solace amongst other like-minded, troubled wastes of scrotal ectoplasm in that cunthole of a library you call a stadium, which in reality is just a giant penis extension for Stan Kroenke to masturbate furiously in as you continue on your streak of winning absolutely fuck all league titles since the days of Thierry "Michael Jordan" Henry. But nevermind, I'm sure there's a Twitter poll out there somewhere that you can hijack, you fucking grotesque pile of fetid afterbirths, enjoy paying £1000 for a season ticket so you can watch Theo Walcott & Jack Wilshere on the treatment table for a year, and then air some kind of superiority over the rest of the league because you'll beat someone shit in the cup 5-0, I'd rather associate with Rolf Harris than any of you deluded, precious little labia's, congratulations on being the easiest fanbase in the league to take the absolute roaring piss out of. Wankers. Now that is what I call a proper rant. I bet you enjoyed writing it as much as I did reading it!!
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Jan 16, 2016 11:05:22 GMT
I refuse to get upset by anyone who pronounces th as f or v! I can only muster a slight sympathy for their fucktardery and some sadness at the demise of the English language.
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Post by liamo on Jan 16, 2016 11:15:36 GMT
I've never shagged my sister, not for the want of trying but there you go i like how the self confessed giants of Europe are always so rattled by little Stoke and it's gone beyond the Ramsey incident now My theory is this: It's very well known that most the Arsenal fans are on the homosexual end of the spectrum (no judgement here), they obsess over Giroud and his chiselled jawline, let's just say there's more than one laminated Olivier selfie floating around north London, now all that time spent around each other has made them realise something, they find each other really really annoying, that limited noise and gentle clapping at the Emirates is in fact endless "oh, you bitch!" and gentle slapping, after enough of this they've decided they want a real man, a northern hairy sister shagging man from Stoke, they're just unsure how to go about it so they've reverted to the primary school tactic of being mean to the ones they really want
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Post by archwayn19 on Jan 16, 2016 11:18:41 GMT
Imagine being an Arsenal fan, and then imagine going on to a Stoke City message board lording it up when you can't even spell correctly, that must be awkward. It must be even more awkward when you find out your birth wasn't planned, which ironically sums up most Arsenal fans, complete accidents that not even their own parents want to be associated with, that must hurt, so you find solace amongst other like-minded, troubled wastes of scrotal ectoplasm in that cunthole of a library you call a stadium, which in reality is just a giant penis extension for Stan Kroenke to masturbate furiously in as you continue on your streak of winning absolutely fuck all league titles since the days of Thierry "Michael Jordan" Henry. But nevermind, I'm sure there's a Twitter poll out there somewhere that you can hijack, you fucking grotesque pile of fetid afterbirths, enjoy paying £1000 for a season ticket so you can watch Theo Walcott & Jack Wilshere on the treatment table for a year, and then air some kind of superiority over the rest of the league because you'll beat someone shit in the cup 5-0, I'd rather associate with Rolf Harris than any of you deluded, precious little labia's, congratulations on being the easiest fanbase in the league to take the absolute roaring piss out of. Wankers The great thing about fishing is you never know when your gonna catch a big one - and hands up you got me good Our kid and surely the killer blow was your demolition of our trophy record you truly are the lord mayor of Irony
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Post by thevoid on Jan 16, 2016 11:21:10 GMT
I thought as you recently some how stumbleed the way to actually pass the ball on the ground a couple of times you Limited gene pool, wife beating,sister fucking,dole rats , might have cheered up a bit - but fuck me its like some demented joyless norvern reality tv show on here . Cant wait for the walk of hell past the oatcake barge on Sunday please don't steel my dinner money Not sure what 'stumbleed' means, but considering it rhymes with 'bumbleed', I'll put it down as a Freudian slip (no, that's not something you can buy from Ann Summers by the way) considering fans of 'The Arse' get their rusty sheriff's badges pounded into mince on a regular basis. What are you listening to on the trip up, Scissor Sisters?
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jan 16, 2016 11:23:06 GMT
Imagine being an Arsenal fan, and then imagine going on to a Stoke City message board lording it up when you can't even spell correctly, that must be awkward. It must be even more awkward when you find out your birth wasn't planned, which ironically sums up most Arsenal fans, complete accidents that not even their own parents want to be associated with, that must hurt, so you find solace amongst other like-minded, troubled wastes of scrotal ectoplasm in that cunthole of a library you call a stadium, which in reality is just a giant penis extension for Stan Kroenke to masturbate furiously in as you continue on your streak of winning absolutely fuck all league titles since the days of Thierry "Michael Jordan" Henry. But nevermind, I'm sure there's a Twitter poll out there somewhere that you can hijack, you fucking grotesque pile of fetid afterbirths, enjoy paying £1000 for a season ticket so you can watch Theo Walcott & Jack Wilshere on the treatment table for a year, and then air some kind of superiority over the rest of the league because you'll beat someone shit in the cup 5-0, I'd rather associate with Rolf Harris than any of you deluded, precious little labia's, congratulations on being the easiest fanbase in the league to take the absolute roaring piss out of. Wankers The great thing about fishing is you never know when your gonna catch a big one - and hands up you got me good Our kid and surely the killer blow was your demolition of our trophy record you truly are the lord mayor of Irony "Meh meh omgz i trolled u haha i am rel cleva and u r 2 thick rofl". I thought you public schoolboys were supposed to be educated? Or were you too busy sneaking off with the cane to use on one another in the dorm after lights out?
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 16, 2016 11:24:08 GMT
Imagine being an Arsenal fan, and then imagine going on to a Stoke City message board lording it up when you can't even spell correctly, that must be awkward. It must be even more awkward when you find out your birth wasn't planned, which ironically sums up most Arsenal fans, complete accidents that not even their own parents want to be associated with, that must hurt, so you find solace amongst other like-minded, troubled wastes of scrotal ectoplasm in that cunthole of a library you call a stadium, which in reality is just a giant penis extension for Stan Kroenke to masturbate furiously in as you continue on your streak of winning absolutely fuck all league titles since the days of Thierry "Michael Jordan" Henry. But nevermind, I'm sure there's a Twitter poll out there somewhere that you can hijack, you fucking grotesque pile of fetid afterbirths, enjoy paying £1000 for a season ticket so you can watch Theo Walcott & Jack Wilshere on the treatment table for a year, and then air some kind of superiority over the rest of the league because you'll beat someone shit in the cup 5-0, I'd rather associate with Rolf Harris than any of you deluded, precious little labia's, congratulations on being the easiest fanbase in the league to take the absolute roaring piss out of. Wankers The great thing about fishing is you never know when your gonna catch a big one - and hands up you got me good Our kid and surely the killer blow was your demolition of our trophy record you truly are the lord mayor of Irony Ah yes, get absolutely destroyed then claim you were fishing when you can't formulate a good enough response, typical Arse fan. Spineless.
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Post by WoodbineWright2@ on Jan 16, 2016 11:28:54 GMT
I can remember when they were wanking themselves into a frenzy abour the atmosphere of intimidation they were going to create for Ryan Shawcross at their gaff. They were convinced they were going to make it hell for him, with mouth-frothing vitriol being spat at him. Ultimately, it transpired that this meant about forty weedy little fairies with the same voice as Alan Carr, sassing "Ooohhh, Shawcross, back off love; cause these bitches bite" (before pouting, snapping their fingers, and bobbing their heads from side to side). That's EXACTLY how I'd imagine those Arse-bitches attempting to create a hostile atmosphere. Hostile, as in you'd be terrified you were about to be arse raped by a gaggle of gooner poofters !!
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Post by felonious on Jan 16, 2016 11:30:10 GMT
Mmmm Arsenal... always guaranteed to bring out the inner Orc in Stoke fans.
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Post by thevoid on Jan 16, 2016 11:32:26 GMT
I can remember when they were wanking themselves into a frenzy abour the atmosphere of intimidation they were going to create for Ryan Shawcross at their gaff. They were convinced they were going to make it hell for him, with mouth-frothing vitriol being spat at him. Ultimately, it transpired that this meant about forty weedy little fairies with the same voice as Alan Carr, sassing "Ooohhh, Shawcross, back off love; cause these bitches bite" (before pouting, snapping their fingers, and bobbing their heads from side to side). That's EXACTLY how I'd imagine those Arse-bitches attempting to create a hostile atmosphere. Hostile, as in you'd be terrified you were about to be arse raped by a gaggle of gooner poofters !! In fairness, they're the only football 'lads' who wear assless chaps and leather caps rather than Stone Island.
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Post by WoodbineWright2@ on Jan 16, 2016 11:36:46 GMT
That's EXACTLY how I'd imagine those Arse-bitches attempting to create a hostile atmosphere. Hostile, as in you'd be terrified you were about to be arse raped by a gaggle of gooner poofters !! In fairness, they're the only football 'lads' who wear assless chaps and leather caps rather than Stone Island. And use scratching, chinese burns and bitch slaps - rather than knives, bottles and the Millwall brick !!
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jan 16, 2016 11:43:46 GMT
And breathe cum all over you.
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Post by djduncanjames on Jan 16, 2016 12:00:24 GMT
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Post by djduncanjames on Jan 16, 2016 12:28:44 GMT
I thought as you recently some how stumbleed the way to actually pass the ball on the ground a couple of times you Limited gene pool, wife beating,sister fucking,dole rats , might have cheered up a bit - but fuck me its like some demented joyless norvern reality tv show on here . Cant wait for the walk of hell past the oatcake barge on Sunday please don't steel my dinner money
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Post by WoodbineWright2@ on Jan 16, 2016 12:31:12 GMT
Arsenhole Whinger reckons our record against them is because...
"It's windy there" "Their pitch was narrow" "Rory Delap's throws" "Stoke played a traditional direct way"
Fair enough, all true statements. But I think it's more of a psychological thing which stops them getting results at Stoke. Similar to WBA, and if memory serves me right, the one time they won here in the last 7 years was when Ryan was sent of and our team were visibly affected far more than the Arsenal team...for some strange reason. Personally, I'd happily see our 25 years of domination over WBA end right now if it means we keep making those Arsenal spunk monkeys look like twats every time they visit Stoke. I've loved every single day of that power we held over the baggies, but I'm afraid I hate Arsenal far too much to let them beat us up here.
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Jan 16, 2016 12:33:31 GMT
I thought as you recently some how stumbleed the way to actually pass the ball on the ground a couple of times you Limited gene pool, wife beating,sister fucking,dole rats , might have cheered up a bit - but fuck me its like some demented joyless norvern reality tv show on here . Cant wait for the walk of hell past the oatcake barge on Sunday please don't steel my dinner money That's far too big to be an Arse supporters cock. I like how the hand is coming from underneath in a 'reacharound' stylee. Very Arsenal.
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Post by redandwhitetundra on Jan 16, 2016 12:44:51 GMT
Imagine the uproar if a Stoke fan started talking about 'smashing' Arsenal....?
And I wonder how the club feel about him promoting unofficial merchandise (the scarf..)?
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Post by WoodbineWright2@ on Jan 16, 2016 12:45:36 GMT
That's far too big to be an Arse supporters cock. I like how the hand is coming from underneath in a 'reacharound' stylee. Very Arsenal. That's the Arsenal fans' version of the Poznan goal celebration... As they chant "let's all do a reacharound, na na na na" !!!
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Post by djduncanjames on Jan 16, 2016 13:02:27 GMT
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Post by pyrus on Jan 16, 2016 13:05:21 GMT
They don't entirely understand. This is not a cup final for us, it's a reaction.
It's a reaction to their manager's victimisation of us: trying to get the throw-in laws changed because of us; calling us a rugby team; working his way into refs heads a couple of weeks before Stoke matches; the destruction of Shawcross's international career.
It's a reaction to their fans; the condescending arrogance; the sense of entitlement; the dismissive attitude towards Stoke - the town, the club, the people, the players.
This isn't a cup final to us. We went to one of those against Man City and stayed after the whistle to pay our respects to the winning side. That would not happen against Arsenal.
No, it's nothing like that. It is just hate. Hate towards their manager, Hate towards their fans and hate towards their players - all amplified because of the media bias. What the ArsenalFanTV guy hasn't picked up on is the seething resentment from every corner of the ground. That's what these preening drama queens will find themselves in. It's what Tim Sherwood called 'the most toxic atmosphere I have ever experienced' and it's at its very best against Arsenal.
Smash Stoke? He hasn't got a fucking clue.
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Post by stokemark on Jan 16, 2016 13:29:09 GMT
They don't entirely understand. This is not a cup final for us, it's a reaction. It's a reaction to their manager's victimisation of us: trying to get the throw-in laws changed because of us; calling us a rugby team; working his way into refs heads a couple of weeks before Stoke matches; the destruction of Shawcross's international career. It's a reaction to their fans; the condescending arrogance; the sense of entitlement; the dismissive attitude towards Stoke - the town, the club, the people, the players. This isn't a cup final to us. We went to one of those against Man City and stayed after the whistle to pay our respects to the winning side. That would not happen against Arsenal. No, it's nothing like that. It is just hate. Hate towards their manager, Hate towards their fans and hate towards their players - all amplified because of the media bias. What the ArsenalFanTV guy hasn't picked up on is the seething resentment from every corner of the ground. That's what these preening drama queens will find themselves in. It's what Tim Sherwood called 'the most toxic atmosphere I have ever experienced' and it's at its very best against Arsenal. Smash Stoke? He hasn't got a fucking clue. What a brilliant Summation of the whole situation They simply have never been in a situation to truly understand what emotions such sheer unbridled arrogance can generate from the depth of the psyche
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Post by steve66 on Jan 16, 2016 13:44:40 GMT
I like that video, 1, if any arse player watches it he has just scared em shitless 2, any Stoke player watched it he's just given them an almighty confidence boost!
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Post by djduncanjames on Jan 16, 2016 13:47:27 GMT
I like that video, 1, if any arse player watches it he has just scared em shitless 2, any Stoke player watched it he's just given them an almighty confidence boost! yea true enough !
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Post by superpot on Jan 16, 2016 14:31:34 GMT
PMSL at that video. Smash Stoke! the stats speak for themselves. GOOOARRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU MIGHTY POTTERS
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Post by potterglen on Jan 16, 2016 17:42:19 GMT
I refuse to get upset by anyone who pronounces th as f or v! I can only muster a slight sympathy for their fucktardery and some sadness at the demise of the English language. These are the dimwits who put a R in bath!
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Post by potterglen on Jan 16, 2016 18:21:25 GMT
That should be it, shots fired by the ruperts. Where is the response from Bearpit TV. Still makes me laugh how they think the hatred started with Ramsey, pleasantly forgetting the vile comments wenger and their shithouse fans made us before that. Always thought we need a welcome party for the Arsenal team bus, and a flag over the A50 reading "Welcome To Your Nightmare, turn back now" Always thought much like the "This is anfield" sign at Liverpool, it would be great to see this quote etched on the opposition side of the tunnel wall. ........ "The Britannia is a raw and exciting footballing experience, unwelcoming temperatures and hostile home fans, with the action all played out in a noisy, bearpit atmosphere that is a real throwback.
And yes, it is absolutely fantastic." - Phil McNulty, BBC Sport Chief Football Writer Make it happen supporters council Have a look at the Bearpit TV interview with this knob, the short arse BPTV lad lets him have his say and then nothing. I'd have laid right into the arse wipe, they consider themselves so superior they actually believe it!
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