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Post by PerCyfilth ....Captains Log on Nov 25, 2015 22:04:22 GMT
Newcastle and Stoke have joined the race for Oxford United midfielder Kemar Roofe, 22, but MK Dons are set to offer £500,000 for him in January.
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Post by damagedswan on Nov 25, 2015 23:32:05 GMT
i saw him score an absolute cracker for oxford against cambridge at the end of last season.
incidentally the oxford fans' chant for him was "the roofe, the roofe, the roofe is on fire" which seems ripe for adapting for mame b.
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Post by luciani on Nov 25, 2015 23:45:19 GMT
I'm worried he might get blown off in a strong wind.
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Post by salopstick on Nov 25, 2015 23:52:57 GMT
I'm worried he might get blown off in a strong wind. I think he would be insured
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Post by terrorofturfmoor on Nov 26, 2015 0:13:43 GMT
I'm worried he might get blown off in a strong wind. He's probably thinking about being blown off by something other than wind!!!
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Post by rawli on Nov 26, 2015 0:46:08 GMT
Be guttered not to get him.
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Post by terrorofturfmoor on Nov 26, 2015 0:51:29 GMT
Be guttered not to get him. I dunna even know who he is....is he really that good??? By that I mean, is he good enough to make the jump from Oxford to the premiership???
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Post by Skankmonkey on Nov 26, 2015 0:59:26 GMT
I'm worried he might get blown off in a strong wind. I think he would be insured Yeah, you'd think so wouldn't you...
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Post by scottzbj on Nov 26, 2015 4:21:14 GMT
I'd take him but he's bound to get slated on here.
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Post by spawnyruud on Nov 26, 2015 5:48:14 GMT
people spouting some right nonsense on here as usual
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2015 6:15:29 GMT
I hate it when threads turn puntastic because I can never think of any. The part of my brain where you devise puns is being squatted by perversion and shame.
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Post by bathstoke on Nov 26, 2015 7:06:37 GMT
Keema Naan
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Post by Northy on Nov 26, 2015 7:24:26 GMT
Be guttered not to get him. I dunna even know who he is....is he really that good??? By that I mean, is he good enough to make the jump from Oxford to the premiership??? he's somebody who has a name like a roof, and then puns that link to a roof are added, like gutter
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Post by rawli on Nov 26, 2015 7:28:21 GMT
I dunna even know who he is....is he really that good??? By that I mean, is he good enough to make the jump from Oxford to the premiership??? he's somebody who has a name like a roof, and then puns that link to a roof are added, like gutter We really need to be ceiling this kind of deal.
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Post by Northy on Nov 26, 2015 7:33:51 GMT
he's somebody who has a name like a roof, and then puns that link to a roof are added, like gutter We really need to be ceiling this kind of deal. will he be able to 'strut' his stuff
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Post by Squeekster on Nov 26, 2015 7:36:24 GMT
Nothing in it it, it'll soon blow over.
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Post by terrorofturfmoor on Nov 26, 2015 8:02:13 GMT
I dunna even know who he is....is he really that good??? By that I mean, is he good enough to make the jump from Oxford to the premiership??? he's somebody who has a name like a roof, and then puns that link to a roof are added, like gutter I'm surprised he hasn't been watched by Rafter Benitez!!! Coat please!!!
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Post by stokecitytalke on Nov 26, 2015 8:04:45 GMT
I've only joist seen this. Truss me to be late, you can soffit to me. I felt he might be good on the pitch.
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Post by Greenhoff is God on Nov 26, 2015 8:22:29 GMT
Bet he gives his missus a Gable Ender every now and again.
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Post by BraveSirRobin on Nov 26, 2015 8:23:21 GMT
I've only joist seen this. Truss me to be late, you can soffit to me. I felt he might be good on the pitch. And that my friends is the sound of a barrel been scraped.
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Post by slicko on Nov 26, 2015 8:26:37 GMT
Another striker. We've only just re-joist the signing of Joselu. Hope we bungalow price in as he's a bit of a lath.
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Post by cheekymatt71 on Nov 26, 2015 8:38:18 GMT
Trust the magpies to be all over this Roofe
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Post by that's our Ric on Nov 26, 2015 8:56:55 GMT
One that will probably go over our heads
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Post by Gods on Nov 26, 2015 8:59:22 GMT
Here is the roofe man reprising his goal celebration in front of 7 people. Seems he spent 4 years wearing out the carpets at WBA before Tone bussed him down to Oxford earlier this year. If there is anything in this one I'm a Dutchman!
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Post by gregstokie on Nov 26, 2015 9:13:20 GMT
Newcastle and Stoke have joined the race for Oxford United midfielder Kemar Roofe, 22, but MK Dons are set to offer £500,000 for him in January. Funny how that's written by Percy. 'Newcastle and Stoke have joined the race..... but now the big boys MK Dons are interested they've got no feckin' chance competing for his signature!' (My mind is a very strange place though ????)
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Post by rawli on Nov 26, 2015 9:23:51 GMT
Here is the roofe man reprising his goal celebration in front of 7 people. Seems he spent 4 years wearing out the carpets at WBA before Tone shipped him off to Oxford earlier this year. If there is anything in this one I'm a Dutchman! That stand hasn't got a roof.
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Post by blurtonboy on Nov 26, 2015 9:40:34 GMT
Hes got a fascia i'd like too slap.
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Post by Fenparkpotter on Nov 26, 2015 9:44:28 GMT
Really we shouldn't have to pay Oxford anything for him... should be on the house.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2015 9:46:15 GMT
I've heard of people having their cars keyed but when did this new phenomenon start?
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Post by clarkeda on Nov 26, 2015 9:50:33 GMT
I dunna even know who he is....is he really that good??? By that I mean, is he good enough to make the jump from Oxford to the premiership??? he's somebody who has a name like a roof, and then puns that link to a roof are added, like gutter This threads in the gutter after all these puns
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