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Post by WoodbineWright2@ on Nov 12, 2015 17:40:52 GMT
Won't happen, they'll only use dry stuff like dry shampoo, because of their fear of water!!! They roll around in dog shit to hide their rancid scent !!
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Post by terrorofturfmoor on Nov 12, 2015 17:44:27 GMT
Won't happen, they'll only use dry stuff like dry shampoo, because of their fear of water!!! They roll around in dog shit to hide their rancid scent !! Just shown that to the dog, now he's refusing to ever roll around in shit again in case a Vale fan has been there first!!!
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Post by StokieNath on Nov 12, 2015 18:16:48 GMT
Top bloke our Ryan is!!!!!
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Post by WoodbineWright2@ on Nov 12, 2015 18:35:11 GMT
They roll around in dog shit to hide their rancid scent !! Just shown that to the dog, now he's refusing to ever roll around in shit again in case a Vale fan has been there first!!! Nothing worse than being mistaken for a Vale fan !!!
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Post by terrorofturfmoor on Nov 12, 2015 20:20:21 GMT
Just shown that to the dog, now he's refusing to ever roll around in shit again in case a Vale fan has been there first!!! Nothing worse than being mistaken for a Vale fan !!! Dunno, I've never been mistaken for one, oh....the very thought!!!!
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Post by Fenparkpotter on Nov 12, 2015 20:22:28 GMT
Bet he's hoping the next striker criticises his lack of Lamborghinis...
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Post by ianstokie on Nov 12, 2015 20:27:37 GMT
Apparently our skipper has got himself 12 months supply of smellies!!!!It's certain to keep shit at bay He should do his bit for the local community and donate it all to Port Vale fans. They've never heard of deodorant... Or shower gel !! Or football......
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Post by samba :) on Nov 12, 2015 21:13:01 GMT
He should do his bit for the local community and donate it all to Port Vale fans. They've never heard of deodorant... Or shower gel !! Or football...... Or a proper name, ruined it?
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Post by Bramolini on Nov 12, 2015 21:20:08 GMT
Hopefully the lads have got it sussed on the training pitch , Shawcs scores against Southampton , raises his arms followed by the two nearest stoke players collapsing , that would be quality.
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Post by samba :) on Nov 12, 2015 21:32:45 GMT
Hopefully the lads have got it sussed on the training pitch , Shawcs scores against Southampton , raises his arms followed by the two nearest stoke players collapsing , that would be quality. that really would be hilarious
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Post by potterglen on Nov 12, 2015 23:20:54 GMT
Apparently our skipper has got himself 12 months supply of smellies!!!!It's certain to keep shit at bay He should do his bit for the local community and donate it all to Port Vale fans. They've never heard of deodorant... Or shower gel !! Have they got running water up Boslum yet? ????
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Post by WoodbineWright2@ on Nov 12, 2015 23:23:27 GMT
He should do his bit for the local community and donate it all to Port Vale fans. They've never heard of deodorant... Or shower gel !! Have they got running water up Boslum yet? ???? No, they bath in their own piss.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Nov 12, 2015 23:45:07 GMT
Hopefully the lads have got it sussed on the training pitch , Shawcs scores against Southampton , raises his arms followed by the two nearest stoke players collapsing , that would be quality. That would be showbiz... Ryan is footbow. I agree though.
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Post by robwahlmann on Nov 21, 2015 22:05:01 GMT
Roy, are you totally blind!
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Post by Gods on Nov 21, 2015 22:09:03 GMT
I don't know what we pay Ryan but whatever it is it's not enough.
One of the good guys and Stoke City legend? Oh yes!
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Post by thepirehillpoet on Nov 21, 2015 22:09:38 GMT
Rob I fear we are wasting our time, the very day he signs or someone else he will be included.
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Post by bayernoatcake on Nov 21, 2015 22:09:48 GMT
John Stones is better though. And Gary Cahill. And Phil Jones. And Chris Smalling.
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Post by Cast no shadow on Nov 21, 2015 22:15:09 GMT
John Stones is better though. And Gary Cahill. And Phil Jones. And Chris Smalling. And jagielka
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Post by Cast no shadow on Nov 21, 2015 22:15:45 GMT
John Stones is better though. And Gary Cahill. And Phil Jones. And Chris Smalling. And jagielka And callum chambers
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Post by ohhgeorgieberry on Nov 21, 2015 22:30:38 GMT
And Scott dannnns
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Post by mattythestokie on Nov 21, 2015 22:31:26 GMT
How is he blind? He's been injured...
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Post by iglugluk on Nov 21, 2015 22:32:19 GMT
Shawcross is immense....Hodgson is quite clearly an idiot.
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Post by DentySCFC on Nov 21, 2015 22:32:40 GMT
Grates me that his name isn't sung week in week out but Muniesa's is. Bloke is a Stoke City legend.
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Post by sportsman on Nov 21, 2015 22:37:18 GMT
I even saw woy mouth drop it when butland came for a cross at Wembley.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2015 22:42:00 GMT
Stones and Smalling are both very good annoyingly, that said them and Shawcross are easily the top 3 English centre halves currently
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Post by Gunslinger on Nov 21, 2015 22:44:45 GMT
Ryan has played four matches for us after his return from injury. This has resulted in three wins and one draw, while conceding a whopping one (1) goal in the process. This is after playing Chelsea twice, and both Newcastle and Southampton away. It can discourage the most die-hard supporter
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Post by bayernoatcake on Nov 21, 2015 22:46:25 GMT
Stones and Smalling are both very good annoyingly, that said them and Shawcross are easily the top 3 English centre halves currently I wouldn't say very good tbh. Stones has the potential but at the minute he makes too many mistakes. Smalling has improved massively this season and actually deserves to be in the starting XI (never thought I'd say that). He's much worse than Ryan on the ball though and Ryan defends better.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2015 22:52:50 GMT
Stones and Smalling are both very good annoyingly, that said them and Shawcross are easily the top 3 English centre halves currently I wouldn't say very good tbh. Stones has the potential but at the minute he makes too many mistakes. Smalling has improved massively this season and actually deserves to be in the starting XI (never thought I'd say that). He's much worse than Ryan on the ball though and Ryan defends better. Smalling was ace last season too Bayern, best English centre half right now for me. Agree possibly i.e. Stones, you make a fair point but at the moment he does look excellent I have to say. I'd be tempted to play Stones at right back personally and put the other two in the middle, mixed feelings about Clyne
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Post by bayernoatcake on Nov 21, 2015 22:55:22 GMT
I wouldn't say very good tbh. Stones has the potential but at the minute he makes too many mistakes. Smalling has improved massively this season and actually deserves to be in the starting XI (never thought I'd say that). He's much worse than Ryan on the ball though and Ryan defends better. Smalling was ace last season too Bayern, best English centre half right now for me. Agree possibly i.e. Stones, you make a fair point but at the moment he does look excellent I have to say. I'd be tempted to play Stones at right back personally and put the other two in the middle, mixed feelings about Clyne I don't think he was, Man Yoo in general stunk the place out. He's grown a lot this season though and I find that hard to say because I really don't like him! He's not better than Shawcross though. Stones makes way too many mistakes as things stand but he's young and has time to fuck them off.
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Post by slother on Nov 21, 2015 23:09:03 GMT
He should have a marble statue made but there isn't a mountain big enough!
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