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Post by Gifton on Oct 6, 2015 22:10:26 GMT
He came to Stoke from Inter Milan
Xherdan Xherdan
He gets the ball and beats his man
Xherdan Xherdan
The Alpine Messi a future Stoke great
He tears up the league with a few Spanish mates
Xherdan Shaqiri
City's twenty two...
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Post by bayernoatcake on Oct 6, 2015 22:12:51 GMT
Too many words that aren't der. Good effort though!  |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Oct 6, 2015 22:13:07 GMT
Was thinking of digging out my shakatak albums as a tribute.
Shaq
Shaq
shakatak
Attack.
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Post by Stokyo on Oct 6, 2015 23:16:58 GMT
Seen as the Muniesa song seems to be top of the pops at Stoke i would reduce your word count by 90 percent.
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Post by manmarking on Oct 6, 2015 23:23:17 GMT
Why don't we base a song on the Muniesa one to make it easier for people to remember?
Sh-sh-sh-Xherdan Shaqiri
He plays for City
With Arnie and Whelan
Der der der der der etc
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Post by manmarking on Oct 6, 2015 23:28:19 GMT
Could also be used for Walters as follows
J-J-J-Jonathan Walters
He plays for City
With Adam(s) and Shawcross
Der Der Der Der Der etc
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Oct 7, 2015 0:09:15 GMT
Easy, one of the Venerable Peel's faves, Ronnie Ronaldo.
Log Cabin up the Roaches, let's make the lad feel at home.
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Post by marwood on Oct 7, 2015 2:00:22 GMT
Woooooo yeah baby came to stoke from inter Milan
(Yeah wooh)
He's the alpine Messi
(Key change)
He probably has Alpen for breakfast, they all do out there
Not a real breakfast for me (wooh yeah)
Need eggs bacon and cheese on it (it it tit tit tit!)
Hope his Alpen experience doesn't get messy
Then he'd be the Alpen Messy , (easy essy, Nessie Nessie)
Noise of door slamming outside, ambient traffic noise, repeat third verse
Sung to the theme tune from the Persuaders, starring Roger Moore and Tony Curtains
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2015 5:55:21 GMT
We love our ...itsy bitsy teeny weeny tiny winger called Shaqiri, he likes oatcakes better than Swiss Roll
We love our ...itsy bitsy teeny weeny tiny winger called Shaqiri, runs down the wing and he'll score us a goal
We love our...
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Post by ianstokie on Oct 7, 2015 6:57:41 GMT
We love our ...itsy bitsy teeny weeny tiny winger called Shaqiri, he likes oatcakes better than Swiss Roll We love our ...itsy bitsy teeny weeny tiny winger called Shaqiri, runs down the wing and he'll score us a goal We love our... Absolutely brilliant. |
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Post by stantheman on Oct 7, 2015 7:00:49 GMT
We love our ...itsy bitsy teeny weeny tiny winger called Shaqiri, he likes oatcakes better than Swiss Roll We love our ...itsy bitsy teeny weeny tiny winger called Shaqiri, runs down the wing and he'll score us a goal We love our... Absolutely brilliant. Please lets sing this |
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Post by BraveSirRobin on Oct 7, 2015 7:41:27 GMT
We love our ...itsy bitsy teeny weeny tiny winger called Shaqiri, he likes oatcakes better than Swiss Roll We love our ...itsy bitsy teeny weeny tiny winger called Shaqiri, runs down the wing and he'll score us a goal We love our... All its missing is the 'oh yeah' in between verses. |
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Post by foster on Oct 7, 2015 8:26:41 GMT
na..na..na..na..na na na na na na
He's not afraid to take on a defender,
He's not afraid to run into the hole,
He's not afraid to take on a defender,
and he'll score us some fantastic goals
2 3 4 who the fuck is gonna score..... (back to chorus)
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Post by bagman on Oct 7, 2015 9:36:50 GMT
We love our itsy bitsy teeny weeny wonder winger called Shaqiri
He can yodel and he likes swiss rolls
Our itsy bitsy teeny weeny wonder winger called Shaqiri
He plays for City and he scores the goals
Altogether now….
We love our
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Post by crowey on Oct 7, 2015 9:48:22 GMT
..... Thought you were on about Arnie
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Post by Stokyo on Oct 7, 2015 10:05:55 GMT
We love our itsy bitsy teeny weeny wonder winger called Shaqiri He can yodel and he likes swiss rolls Our itsy bitsy teeny weeny wonder winger called Shaqiri He plays for City and he scores the goals Altogether now…. We love our This could work, may have to change the last line until he actually scores! |
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Post by Bick on Oct 7, 2015 12:02:44 GMT
Xherdan is a Stokie, He comes from Switzerland,
He's smaller than Glen Whelan, his legs are fucking mad,
He came to Stoke from Inter, and this is what he said,
City's going places, who will buy my bread?....
...(Into who will buy my bread)...
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Post by terrorofturfmoor on Oct 7, 2015 12:08:15 GMT
Whatever happened to just making songs up about "Stoke" or "the opposition" or just.....something???
It just seems we're making songs up just for individual players now.....getting a bit boring!!!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2015 17:17:20 GMT
We love our itsy bitsy teeny weeny wonder winger called Shaqiri He can yodel and he likes swiss rolls Our itsy bitsy teeny weeny wonder winger called Shaqiri He plays for City and he scores the goals Altogether now…. We love our This could work, may have to change the last line until he actually scores! ha ha, yeh, we could do with him scoring first! |
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