Butland - 2 Begovic would have kept a clean sheet.
Johnson - 1 Did nothing all game, at fault for all five goals.
Wooly - 0 Worst signing ever. Muniesa would have done better.
Cameron - 0 At fault for everything. Muniesa would have done better.
Pieters - 2 Not as god as Muniesa would have been.
Whelan - 0 Worst player on the pitch yet again.
Adam - 1 I'll give him one for not getting sent off.
Shaq - 2 Typical lightweight foreigner, but it was a bit cold.
Arnie - 0 Doesn't track back, looks uninterested.
Bojan - 10 Olé, olé olé olé.
Walters - 0 Useless again. Never a forward in a million years. Will never score.
Afelay - Wank.
MVG - Double wank.
Diouf - Triple wank.