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Post by benjaminbiscuit on Sept 6, 2015 12:19:05 GMT
Show me the record books when Arnie scored a hat trick v West Ham and I will send you one of Kate moss giving me a blow Job
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Post by bertiestan on Sept 6, 2015 12:19:44 GMT
Possibly but I don't give s Fock about his English and my shooting is better than his and I'm 54 You are 54? Really? And yet you still write less coherently than most ten year olds? Serious question - do you wear thick gloves when you type? As if he's just admitted he's 54 hahahahahahahaha
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Post by chiefdelilah on Sept 6, 2015 12:25:39 GMT
I thought he was very unlucky to be dropped last match and the manager dropped a bollock by doing so. I'm not sure he was unlucky to be dropped as he was pretty dire the previous match. However, maybe, with Arnie one needs to allow him the odd bad match and keep him in the team to give him chance to make amends in his next game. Certainly since preseason started he's looked good on some occasions and very good on others and these have to be balanced against his dodgy performances. I'm sure most Stokies would be excited at the prospect of the three behind the striker being Arnie, Bojan and Shaqiri. If they all hit form together there will be very few sides with better. Until Bojan is fully fit we will, hopefully, see Ireland covering and he has shown enough this season to suggest that would also be a potent 3 behind the striker. It strikes me that if Arnie gets the chance to play alongside Bojan and Shaq that might be all the motivation he needs to have an outstanding season. I honestly didn't think he was that bad LP, certainly not to warrant dropping. I do think we might have a problem if his form dips again though as we have no serious competition for him.
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Post by ChesterStokie on Sept 6, 2015 12:30:01 GMT
Arnie was onside when the ball was put into the box, it took a couple of deflections off defenders and went to Arnie's feet when he was in an offside position. Benj, You type like Les Dawson played the piano. But keep them posts coming, I love trying to figure out what you're writing. I understand Les Dawson could play the piano properly but chose not to do so to entertain people. Maybe benj can write properly but choses not to do so just to annoy people.
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Post by Paddypotter on Sept 6, 2015 14:32:40 GMT
Maybe he talks left handed too.
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Post by harryburrows on Sept 6, 2015 14:40:19 GMT
Possibly but I don't give s Fock about his English and my shooting is better than his and I'm 54 You are 54? Really? And yet you still write less coherently than most ten year olds? Serious question - do you wear thick gloves when you type? His mum forces him to wear boxing gloves
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Post by elystokie on Sept 6, 2015 15:48:28 GMT
You are 54? Really? And yet you still write less coherently than most ten year olds? :( Serious question - do you wear thick gloves when you type? His mum forces him to rear boxing gloves Rearing boxing gloves is far from easy, instead of mating the fuckers keep hitting each other.
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Post by harryburrows on Sept 6, 2015 16:02:07 GMT
His mum forces him to rear boxing gloves Rearing boxing gloves is far from easy, instead of mating the fuckers keep hitting each other. Bloody spellchecker
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Post by Spiros on Sept 6, 2015 16:54:38 GMT
Arnie was onside when the ball was put into the box, it took a couple of deflections off defenders and went to Arnie's feet when he was in an offside position. Benj, You type like Les Dawson played the piano. But keep them posts coming, I love trying to figure out what you're writing. I understand Les Dawson could play the piano properly but chose not to do so to entertain people. Maybe benj can write properly but choses not to do so just to annoy people. Didn't Les play the right notes but in the wrong order?
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Post by Davef on Sept 6, 2015 17:00:27 GMT
I understand Les Dawson could play the piano properly but chose not to do so to entertain people. Maybe benj can write properly but choses not to do so just to annoy people. Didn't Les play the right notes but in the wrong order? No, that was Eric Morecambe.
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Post by passtheoatcakes on Sept 6, 2015 17:20:31 GMT
Possibly but I don't give s Fock about his English and my shooting is better than his and I'm 54 I am prepared to bet you several bags of oatcakes that in a head to head shooting contest against Arnie you would lose every time, in fact if Arnie put a blindfold on he would still beat you, you can be very annoying and tiresome at times.
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Post by LDE76 on Sept 6, 2015 18:48:55 GMT
Possibly but I don't give s Fock about his English and my shooting is better than his and I'm 54 I am prepared to bet you several bags of oatcakes that in a head to head shooting contest against Arnie you would lose every time, in fact if Arnie put a blindfold on he would still beat you, you can be very annoying and tiresome at times. I don't think there'd be any shortage of people keen to challenge Biscuit to a shooting contest.
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Post by Bowyer83 on Sept 6, 2015 18:51:58 GMT
I am prepared to bet you several bags of oatcakes that in a head to head shooting contest against Arnie you would lose every time, in fact if Arnie put a blindfold on he would still beat you, you can be very annoying and tiresome at times. I don't think there'd be any shortage of people keen to challenge Biscuit to a shooting contest. Why anybody bothers to respond or give him the attention is beyond me.
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Post by passtheoatcakes on Sept 6, 2015 19:31:16 GMT
I don't think there'd be any shortage of people keen to challenge Biscuit to a shooting contest. Why anybody bothers to respond or give him the attention is beyond me. Top quality LDE As for BB, I don't know, it's like an itch you just have to scratch but can't quite reach, it drives you INSANEEEEEEEEEE
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Post by banburypotter on Sept 6, 2015 21:40:07 GMT
You are 54? Really? And yet you still write less coherently than most ten year olds? Serious question - do you wear thick gloves when you type? His mum forces him to wear boxing gloves Or scratch mittens so that he doesn't harm himself when stoke win!!
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Post by muglump on Sept 6, 2015 21:46:07 GMT
Possibly but I don't give s Fock about his English and my shooting is better than his and I'm 54 waist size?
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Post by Pugsley on Sept 6, 2015 21:50:45 GMT
Possibly but I don't give s Fock about his English and my shooting is better than his and I'm 54 waist size? IQ
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Post by mailman44 on Sept 7, 2015 1:39:43 GMT
Benji is my third favourite spoof character after bayernoatcake and Gareth on KnotFM Spoof? No spoofing sorry. Those on Twatter that know me in real life can testify that this is how I am. And that I'm usually right. If you say so yourself you cheeky sod ....
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Post by meladben on Sept 7, 2015 4:29:45 GMT
Maybe he talks left handed too. Ow rood, I talk left Andes when I tipe
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Post by carinthuan on Sept 7, 2015 10:19:34 GMT
I'm not sure he was unlucky to be dropped as he was pretty dire the previous match. However, maybe, with Arnie one needs to allow him the odd bad match and keep him in the team to give him chance to make amends in his next game. Certainly since preseason started he's looked good on some occasions and very good on others and these have to be balanced against his dodgy performances. I'm sure most Stokies would be excited at the prospect of the three behind the striker being Arnie, Bojan and Shaqiri. If they all hit form together there will be very few sides with better. Until Bojan is fully fit we will, hopefully, see Ireland covering and he has shown enough this season to suggest that would also be a potent 3 behind the striker. It strikes me that if Arnie gets the chance to play alongside Bojan and Shaq that might be all the motivation he needs to have an outstanding season. I honestly didn't think he was that bad LP, certainly not to warrant dropping. I do think we might have a problem if his form dips again though as we have no serious competition for him. He has no serious competition within the Austrian side either, but he hardly shows bad games there. I don't think Arnies problem is competition.
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Post by clarkeda on Sept 7, 2015 10:23:41 GMT
Arnies problem always has been and always will be arnie himself
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Post by carinthuan on Sept 7, 2015 10:35:44 GMT
Arnies problem always has been and always will be arnie himself True. I'd say the reason he does so well with the austrian team is the consistency around him. Fuchs, Alaba, Arnautovic have been playing together for a long time now and they just know each other.
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Post by fca47 on Sept 7, 2015 10:58:52 GMT
Even though he is playing well for them, his shooting was still diabolical. he missed some absolute shockers.
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Post by carinthuan on Sept 7, 2015 11:15:34 GMT
Even though he is playing well for them, his shooting was still diabolical. he missed some absolute shockers. Well, to be fair he scored. The offside-ruling was beyond incomprehensible. But yeah, he really is lacking in front of the box.
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Post by Northy on Sept 7, 2015 12:16:22 GMT
Possibly but I don't give s Fock about his English and my shooting is better than his and I'm 54 You are 54? Really? And yet you still write less coherently than most ten year olds? Serious question - do you wear thick gloves when you type? what if he's Dyslexic or Dyspraxic and you are mocking the afflicted?
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Post by carinthuan on Sept 7, 2015 12:40:40 GMT
You are 54? Really? And yet you still write less coherently than most ten year olds? Serious question - do you wear thick gloves when you type? what if he's Dyslexic or Dyspraxic and you are mocking the afflicted? Well, Arnie clearly is handicapped in front of the goal. That doesn't stop Mr. biscuit from mocking him. So mocking Mr. biscuit is fair game and independent from any shortcomings he might have upstairs
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Post by Beardy200 on Sept 7, 2015 13:46:53 GMT
You are 54? Really? And yet you still write less coherently than most ten year olds? :( Serious question - do you wear thick gloves when you type? what if he's Dyslexic or Dyspraxic and you are mocking the afflicted? He isn't as some of his posts are fine and contain big words spelt correctly then you get others that are complete gibberish. More likely he's on a tablet and doesn't realise it's autospelling things he can't be bothered to proof read or correct.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2015 14:18:42 GMT
what if he's Dyslexic or Dyspraxic and you are mocking the afflicted? He isn't as some of his posts are fine and contain big words spelt correctly then you get others that are complete gibberish. More likely he's on a tablet and doesn't realise it's autospelling things he can't be bothered to proof read or correct. Think he had a stand-in for a couple of weeks during the transfer window. The stand-in could spell, be grammatically correct, use punctuation properly, and apparently conducted multi-million pound deals. Wasn't nearly as much fun as the real thing.
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