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Post by slicko on Sept 4, 2015 10:15:29 GMT
Rocks - primal scream
Sparky keeps a dealin'
Adam keeps a thievin'
Whelan keeps a whorin'
Bojan keeps on scorin'
Pieters is our left back
Whitehead was our hunchback
Wenger keeps a bitchin'
'Arry keeps a twitchin'
Ain't no use in prayin'
Johnny is a stayin', baby
Johnny ain't so crazy
He's always gonna sign for the City
Yeah yeah yeah
Get yer rocks off
Get yer rocks off, City
Shake it now now
Get 'em off down Stoke
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2015 10:18:38 GMT
Stoke fans can't even sing a song for 2 seconds without speeding it up or clapping over it, how the hell do you expect them remember all that.....?  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2015 10:22:59 GMT
Old favourite slightly remixed.
Ee I Ee I Ee I Oh
Up the Premiere League we go.
When we get to Europe,
This is what we'll sing,
we are City,
Super City,
Hughesy is our King.
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Post by spuddymagoo on Sept 4, 2015 10:31:18 GMT
To the tune from A Sound of Music:
Diouf a player, a Stoke City player
Ray, he doesn't play for Stoke
Me, I like to support the Stoke
Far, I travel to watch Stoke
So, who you lookin at?
La, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa
Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer
That'll bring us back to Diouf, Diouf, Diouf , Diouf
Bojan a player, a Stoke City player etc, etc
Repeat for all the team.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Sept 4, 2015 11:46:12 GMT
To the tune from A Sound of Music: Diouf a player, a Stoke City player Ray, he doesn't play for Stoke Me, I like to support the Stoke Far, I travel to watch Stoke So, who you lookin at? La, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer That'll bring us back to Diouf, Diouf, Diouf , Diouf Bojan a player, a Stoke City player etc, etc Repeat for all the team. It's terrible but strangely also the best thing that has ever been created. "Ray, he doesn't play for Stoke" is a literary masterpiece. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2015 12:16:58 GMT
To the tune from A Sound of Music: Diouf a player, a Stoke City player Ray, he doesn't play for Stoke Me, I like to support the Stoke Far, I travel to watch Stoke So, who you lookin at? La, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer That'll bring us back to Diouf, Diouf, Diouf , Diouf Bojan a player, a Stoke City player etc, etc Repeat for all the team. I was trying to fit that into " The hills are alive, with the sound of music" but after a bit I realised you meant the Doh a Deer, A Female Deer, song. |
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Post by ti on Sept 4, 2015 13:15:01 GMT
To the tune from A Sound of Music: Diouf a player, a Stoke City player Ray, he doesn't play for Stoke Me, I like to support the Stoke Far, I travel to watch Stoke So, who you lookin at? La, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer That'll bring us back to Diouf, Diouf, Diouf , Diouf Bojan a player, a Stoke City player etc, etc Repeat for all the team. It's terrible but strangely also the best thing that has ever been created. "Ray, he doesn't play for Stoke" is a literary masterpiece. Agreed hahaha |
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Post by spuddymagoo on Sept 4, 2015 13:36:34 GMT
To the tune from A Sound of Music: Diouf a player, a Stoke City player Ray, he doesn't play for Stoke Me, I like to support the Stoke Far, I travel to watch Stoke So, who you lookin at? La, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer That'll bring us back to Diouf, Diouf, Diouf , Diouf Bojan a player, a Stoke City player etc, etc Repeat for all the team. It's terrible but strangely also the best thing that has ever been created. "Ray, he doesn't play for Stoke" is a literary masterpiece. It's all gone a bit Dick Emery .... Ooh you are awful, but I like you! Made me laugh, particularly the "Ray, he doesn't play for Stoke" as you point out. Would be funny to hear it...! |
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