corky
Youth Player
What absolute twaddle.
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Post by corky on Sept 2, 2015 20:09:35 GMT
I find BB's posts fascinating. It's not really the content but rather the grammar, syntax and generally baffling use of words. Like using 'kilts' instead of 'bit'. You just think, 'where did that come from?' Is he drunk? Is English his second (or third) language? I've never come across anything like it before. There are plenty on here who can't spell, get their 'there's' mixed up with their 'their's' and generally throttle the language of Shakespeare and Milton with a steel garrote, but Benjamin is in a different league. He knees it in the groin, disembowels it and serves it on a plate with coconuts.
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Post by oatcakesteve on Sept 2, 2015 20:16:50 GMT
Ps total net spend table makes a total mockery of my friend the CEOs summer ramblings about the next level as I pointed out to much derision at the time so consistently. As shown by last minute and unsuccessful grabs at Naismith and Jedinak The consequences of which many of us differ on even if we all want success and progress For me we have now bet over six windows that we are smarter then a the rest or we started so far ahead we could afford to do so . My view is we weren't and aren't smarter and gravity will take its toll but time will tell ,I've been wrong before and right so let's see . I wouldn't want Naismith if Stoke paid him 100 quid a week.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2015 20:19:42 GMT
ITS NOT FUNNY GUYS OUR NET FUCKING SPEND IS A MEASLY £5 MILLION THIS IS SHOCKING TALK FROM OUR CEO NEXT LEVEL TALK TO PLEASE FANS WIF THE SHAQIRI SIGNING WE ARE BOTTEM 3 GRAVETY IS HARSH AND WE ARE IN A REGATION BATTLE THISSEASON BECSUSE OF THE LAST TESRS WHAT PALMER SOLD I tried putting punctuation where I thought it should be, and amended the spelling, but this post is still bollocks.
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Post by thebet365 on Sept 2, 2015 20:22:39 GMT
Ps total net spend table makes a total mockery of my friend the CEOs summer ramblings about the next level as I pointed out to much derision at the time so consistently. As shown by last minute and unsuccessful grabs at Naismith and Jedinak The consequences of which many of us differ on even if we all want success and progress For me we have now bet over six windows that we are smarter then a the rest or we started so far ahead we could afford to do so . My view is we weren't and aren't smarter and gravity will take its toll but time will tell ,I've been wrong before and right so let's see . I'd give a fuck but I gave it your mother last night. We're in for a season of indifference, all this gravity bollocks is just that. Bollocks
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Post by benjaminbiscuit on Sept 2, 2015 20:27:56 GMT
Steve Understood but our next level strategy had us in for him in the last hours of the window
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Post by oatcakesteve on Sept 2, 2015 20:32:05 GMT
Steve Understood but our next level strategy had us in for him in the last hours of the window Naismith, next level strategy? Dear God.
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Post by Davef on Sept 2, 2015 21:52:25 GMT
Steve Understood but our next level strategy had us in for him in the last hours of the window Naismith, next level strategy? Dear God. Stoke in for Naismith? When?
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Post by oatcakesteve on Sept 2, 2015 21:54:41 GMT
Naismith, next level strategy? Dear God. Stoke in for Naismith? When? Lol. See Benji.
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Post by scfc5 on Sept 2, 2015 21:54:59 GMT
2 Where is all the money going then?From what Ive seen so far i.e just scrapping a draw against a team who will be relegated and the other displays must send alarm bells going surely. Do you think all these players play for free? One word - wages.
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Post by scfc5 on Sept 2, 2015 21:56:13 GMT
Naismith, next level strategy? Dear God. Stoke in for Naismith? When? In fairness, and this is a first for me, he might have a point.... SSN's reporter at Clayton Wood did link us to Naismith shortly before 6pm.
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Post by stokeramblers on Sept 2, 2015 21:57:05 GMT
Naismith, next level strategy? Dear God. Stoke in for Naismith? When? You know how people on here take rumours as fact if it suits their argument... That's what is going on here. I for one will not fall for your lies Benji. Damn lies, you promise us relegation nigh on every season and you always fail to deliver. Kilts trombone wollygoggle trumps
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Post by Davef on Sept 2, 2015 21:57:25 GMT
Stoke in for Naismith? When? In fairness, and this is a first for me, he might have a point.... SSN's reporter at Clayton Wood did link us to Naismith shortly before 6pm. We were linked with Michu as well!
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Post by boskampsflaps on Sept 2, 2015 22:09:07 GMT
Ps total net spend table makes a total mockery of my friend the CEOs summer ramblings about the next level as I pointed out to much derision at the time so consistently. As shown by last minute and unsuccessful grabs at Naismith and Jedinak The consequences of which many of us differ on even if we all want success and progress For me we have now bet over six windows that we are smarter then a the rest or we started so far ahead we could afford to do so . My view is we weren't and aren't smarter and gravity will take its toll but time will tell ,I've been wrong before and right so let's see . Next level wasn't next level spending, it was next level players, Shaqiri for example.
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Post by stokeramblers on Sept 2, 2015 22:11:59 GMT
Ps total net spend table makes a total mockery of my friend the CEOs summer ramblings about the next level as I pointed out to much derision at the time so consistently. As shown by last minute and unsuccessful grabs at Naismith and Jedinak The consequences of which many of us differ on even if we all want success and progress For me we have now bet over six windows that we are smarter then a the rest or we started so far ahead we could afford to do so . My view is we weren't and aren't smarter and gravity will take its toll but time will tell ,I've been wrong before and right so let's see . Next level wasn't next level spending, it was next level players, Shaqiri for example. Benji rates Moses as better than Shaqiri though so you can't expect him to understand the very valid point you're putting forward...
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Post by LDE76 on Sept 2, 2015 22:25:35 GMT
You all know the drill:
Stoke linked with ace player = tabloid fabrication/conspiracy involving Stoke, the selling club, the international media, ITKs, the player and his agent, just to make gullible fans believe that Coates is going to spend some money.
Stoke linked with shit player = the absolute, undeniable truth, seared into stone tablets and handed to Rob Dorsett on Mount Sinai by God himself.
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Post by spitshaw on Sept 2, 2015 22:27:19 GMT
Im convinced he's actually someones second account, a windup account if you will.
It's mad though really the amount of effort that whoever it is puts into so much negative drivel on a daily basis for as long as they have done
I wish someone would just ban his IP and do everyone a favour
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Post by Eggybread on Sept 2, 2015 22:56:15 GMT
2 Where is all the money going then?From what Ive seen so far i.e just scrapping a draw against a team who will be relegated and the other displays must send alarm bells going surely. Do you think all these players play for free? One word - wages. Wages?? We arent anywhere near the top of the wages bill.And I bet apart from the newly promoted teams we are nearer the bottom.
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Post by samba :) on Sept 2, 2015 23:02:04 GMT
Do you think all these players play for free? One word - wages. Wages?? We arent anywhere near the top of the wages bill.And I bet apart from the newly promoted teams we are nearer the bottom. last season we were 15th and it won't have changed to much
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Post by MarkWolstanton on Sept 2, 2015 23:02:38 GMT
Do you think all these players play for free? One word - wages. Wages?? We arent anywhere near the top of the wages bill.And I bet apart from the newly promoted teams we are nearer the bottom. How much are you prepared to bet on a completely unsubstantiated guess?
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Post by Eggybread on Sept 2, 2015 23:23:11 GMT
Wages?? We arent anywhere near the top of the wages bill.And I bet apart from the newly promoted teams we are nearer the bottom. How much are you prepared to bet on a completely unsubstantiated guess? Lay down the odds then Mark while Ill go and check.But I know Im right.I think
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Post by benjaminbiscuit on Sept 3, 2015 18:07:09 GMT
Every chance Moses will do more for West Ham than shaq does for us so hold your fire if your wise .
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2015 18:11:39 GMT
Every chance Moses will do more for West Ham than shaq does for us so hold your fire if your wise . Will he play as many games?
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Post by benjaminbiscuit on Sept 3, 2015 18:14:17 GMT
Time will tell But he is proven in this league and a genuine game changer
Swansea , Spurs and Villa all games he changed the course of with his pace with the ball last year
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2015 18:19:37 GMT
Time will tell But he is proven in this league and a genuine game changer Swansea , Spurs and Villa all games he changed the course of with his pace with the ball last year His ability is not in doubt. Only 19 league appearances though. Good luck to the lad and West Ham.
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Post by Davef on Sept 3, 2015 18:24:03 GMT
Time will tell But he is proven in this league and a genuine game changer Swansea , Spurs and Villa all games he changed the course of with his pace with the ball last year The only thing proven is that Xherdan Shaqiri has committed himself to Stoke City for five years. Victor can't even commit himself to moving out of London. Try getting behind your own club for once.
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Post by happychappy on Sept 3, 2015 18:28:47 GMT
How does BB function day too day? How can a job be done by such a negative narrow minded cock womble.
Who in the right mind would take time out of their lives to converse with you? Other than cock wombles and fuck wits?
I think you need some time away from Stoke related things, the Oatcake included. Let's say forever.
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Post by Davef on Sept 3, 2015 18:33:55 GMT
Who in the right mind would take time out of their lives to converse with you? Other than cock wombles and fuck wits? Cheers.
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Post by AlliG on Sept 3, 2015 18:34:17 GMT
Not once have I indicated Hughes would walk or alone today . Delusions I'm afraid . I was hoping to be able to Issue today the Jan window budget with the same accuracy as ones able to provide the information in February for the summer however it will take a kilts longer . Wait there and I will come back to you suffice to say don't bother starting another Yarmo thread . Why is it so difficult to make a prediction on our January window budget? I would imagine most people on here could give a pretty reasonable guestimate without this desperate "look at me" need to be Mystic Meg that you demonstrate. So, without the aid of a crystal ball, inside knowledge, methadone, vallium, alcohol or any other artificial aids, I think it is fairly safe to say that unless something unexpected happens or an unbelievable opportunity arises, we won't be opening the cheque book in January. History shows we are reluctant January buyers and more importantly that overseas players tend to take 3 months or so to adapt to the Premier League and therefore the expectation is that most of our summer signings will be more effective in the second half of the season than the first. Besides it is only 2 days since the last window closed, so who in their right mind is worrying yet about the next one? There is a lot to be said for living in the present and letting tomorrow take care of itself.
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Post by dastoke on Sept 3, 2015 18:35:01 GMT
Jesus, West Brom 27.5m who shook the apple tree!
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Post by happychappy on Sept 3, 2015 18:49:31 GMT
Who in the right mind would take time out of their lives to converse with you? Other than cock wombles and fuck wits? Cheers. It's ok. I did mean on a personal level.
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