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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2015 8:27:17 GMT
Bonus points for originality. Please don't mention Italian foodstuffs. ;D
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Post by agingerstokie on Sept 2, 2015 8:32:48 GMT
Bonus points for originality. Please don't mention Italian foodstuffs. ;D "This is your fucking job Mark why am I on the phone?"
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Post by JoeinOz on Sept 2, 2015 8:34:59 GMT
Give me the remote. Escape to the Country's on.
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Post by thebet365 on Sept 2, 2015 8:36:38 GMT
Bonus points for originality. Please don't mention Italian foodstuffs. ;D Just because you look like Mike Ashley doesn't mean you have to be as tight as him with the war chest.
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Post by withnall on Sept 2, 2015 8:37:51 GMT
The window licker said he would be here hours ago.
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Post by ukcstokie on Sept 2, 2015 8:41:46 GMT
Bonus points for originality. Please don't mention Italian foodstuffs. ;D "These new toilets are a bit rubbish aren't they?"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2015 8:42:04 GMT
Bonus points for originality. Please don't mention Italian foodstuffs. ;D "He's with me now Peter but the f**ker can't look me in the eye"
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Post by that's our Ric on Sept 2, 2015 8:46:47 GMT
"Yeah sorry, cancel that Pizza order"
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Post by wagsastokie on Sept 2, 2015 8:59:25 GMT
Bonus points for originality. Please don't mention Italian foodstuffs. ;D Look for the last time mark I've promised biscuit we won't spend anymore
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Post by sheikhmomo on Sept 2, 2015 9:01:26 GMT
Bonus points for originality. Please don't mention Italian foodstuffs. ;D 'How is it up there on the next level, Mark?' 'Remarkably similar to the old level, Mark' 'Scholes Out, Mark?' 'Agreed Mark'
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Sept 2, 2015 9:25:23 GMT
Bonus points for originality. Please don't mention Italian foodstuffs. ;D Help me Mark, I've got a pane in my back.
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Post by nicholasjalcock on Sept 2, 2015 9:38:56 GMT
Bonus points for originality. Please don't mention Italian foodstuffs. ;D Carto:Jedinak wants his payoff! MH:So will I in January!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2015 10:01:58 GMT
Mark. I'm ready to show my arse when we get Yarmolenko in!
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Sept 2, 2015 10:06:59 GMT
Bonus points for originality. Please don't mention Italian foodstuffs. ;D Help me Mark, I've got a pane in my back. Winner
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Post by prem4stoke on Sept 2, 2015 10:16:29 GMT
Bonus points for originality. Please don't mention Italian foodstuffs. ;D "This is your fucking job Mark why am I on the phone?" You said this phone wasn't working....
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Post by maninasuitcase on Sept 2, 2015 10:48:37 GMT
Bonus points for originality. Please don't mention Italian foodstuffs. ;D Mum the bad man wont let me play with the cheque book again.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2015 10:51:46 GMT
When you said "this window will get messy, I actually thought you said " This window We'll get Messi"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2015 10:53:49 GMT
Bonus points for originality. Please don't mention Italian foodstuffs. ;D Just because the transfer window is closed, it doesn't stop me opening that window ya fat cunt.
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Post by terrorofturfmoor on Sept 2, 2015 11:11:43 GMT
Bonus points for originality. Please don't mention Italian foodstuffs. ;D "Stop looking at me like that Mark, my hands are tied!!!"
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Post by barcaontrent on Sept 2, 2015 11:13:43 GMT
You guard the windows, i'll get Mark and Eddie to get the doors, Jon's not leaving!
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Post by redandwhiteivy on Sept 2, 2015 11:27:25 GMT
Bonus points for originality. Please don't mention Italian foodstuffs. ;D "Is your refrigerator running Tony? "
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Post by potterblade on Sept 2, 2015 14:00:31 GMT
Dont make me pull them down you sad bush-dwelling bastards
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Post by Clayton Wood on Sept 2, 2015 14:13:36 GMT
£2.50 for 2 oatcakes? Nah forget it.
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Post by Malcolm Clarke on Sept 2, 2015 14:37:52 GMT
Thanks for those guys, really lightened up my afternoon. Difficult to pick a winner
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Post by Miles Offside on Sept 2, 2015 17:18:17 GMT
Bonus points for originality. Please don't mention Italian foodstuffs. ;D "Read the Oatcake lately?" "There's always some idiot saying he's going to show his arse in a window if we sign some player or other." "Anyways, d'you reckon we could get Igor to loan us Yarmo for a couple of seasons?"
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Post by Silkystoke on Sept 2, 2015 17:30:23 GMT
Now, can I push the fucker now....!!!!
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Post by mattador78 on Sept 2, 2015 17:47:02 GMT
Bonus points for originality. Please don't mention Italian foodstuffs. ;D What do you mean eddie youve just been round to bowens house and hes slit his wrists while reading the oatcake messageboards
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Post by mattador78 on Sept 2, 2015 17:49:53 GMT
Bonus points for originality. Please don't mention Italian foodstuffs. ;D No to your left thats the nosey fucker behind that bush there weve got him now carto leaking all that transfer info
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Post by Pugsley on Sept 2, 2015 17:51:17 GMT
Please just sign somefucker Carto, benjibiscuit is doing my box in.
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Post by mattador78 on Sept 2, 2015 17:53:05 GMT
Bonus points for originality. Please don't mention Italian foodstuffs. ;D It like we thought the ip adress points to dave kemp being Benjaminbiscuit and gerry francis is david brent. But bayernoatcake being denise coates and sheikmomo being jez moxey i just cant face it hugesey
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