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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2015 21:27:50 GMT
First rule of the MB Never post if you've had a drink judging by the quality of Bayern's posts he must be on the pop 24/7!  I first met Bayern in a pub that no longer exists about 10 years ago. Back then he did not drink and had the most horrendous haircut...it was truly horrific, an abomination. I fear he has rid himself of this shameful hair piece and with it his inhibitions. He posts now, in the dark, shaven headed, drinking whisky from the bottle randomly shouting "I loved the George and Dragon"..."Nother pint mate" |
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Post by foster on Sept 1, 2015 21:32:48 GMT
As fucking annoying as it is seeing the same bile regurgitated every single day without fail I wouldn't have it any other way. It'd be boring if we went all Fulham and neutral on everything Besides it means people call each other cunts, which is fantastic. It's vulgar and derogatory toward female genitalia. I'm disgusted by that kind of filthy language. |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Sept 1, 2015 21:34:27 GMT
As fucking annoying as it is seeing the same bile regurgitated every single day without fail I wouldn't have it any other way. It'd be boring if we went all Fulham and neutral on everything Besides it means people call each other cunts, which is fantastic. It's vulgar and derogatory toward female genitalia. I'm disgusted by that kind of filthy language. Man up. Cunt. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2015 21:36:47 GMT
First rule of the MB Never post if you've had a drink or if you happen to be called benjaminbiscuit Amended for you wezza |
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Post by foster on Sept 1, 2015 21:37:55 GMT
It's vulgar and derogatory toward female genitalia. I'm disgusted by that kind of filthy language. Man up. Cunt. Isn't that what happens when a female elephant sits on you? |
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Post by muglump on Sept 1, 2015 21:40:21 GMT
Isn't that what happens when a female elephant sits on you? or one of those ladies from cobridge? |
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Post by RAF on Sept 1, 2015 21:41:50 GMT
First rule of the MB Never post if you've had a drink judging by the quality of Bayern's posts he must be on the pop 24/7! ;) Bayern rates Borini and that is without alcohol. Fuck knows who he rates after a couple of shandies? H |
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Sept 1, 2015 21:42:45 GMT
I don't go on any other football messageboards.
This is the best in't it?
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Post by muglump on Sept 1, 2015 21:44:11 GMT
I don't go on any other football messageboards. This is the best in't it? I fucking hope not! |
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Post by whereami on Sept 2, 2015 0:11:09 GMT
As fucking annoying as it is seeing the same bile regurgitated every single day without fail I wouldn't have it any other way. It'd be boring if we went all Fulham and neutral on everythingBesides it means people call each other cunts, which is fantastic. Correct |
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Post by stokemanusa on Sept 2, 2015 1:42:50 GMT
judging by the quality of Bayern's posts he must be on the pop 24/7! I first met Bayern in a pub that no longer exists about 10 years ago. Back then he did not drink and had the most horrendous haircut...it was truly horrific, an abomination. I fear he has rid himself of this shameful hair piece and with it his inhibitions. He posts now, in the dark, shaven headed, drinking whisky from the bottle randomly shouting "I loved the George and Dragon"..."Nother pint mate" You forgot the closet poster of geoff as a dartboard. lol |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2015 8:30:53 GMT
Dont forget the valuable 'care in the community' role this forum provides as vital relief and a key outlet
for those with:- inferiority complexes, attention cravings, attention deficit, schitzophrenics, the seriously deranged, emotionally damaged and the Manic depressives of Stoke of Trent
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Post by eggyrocks on Sept 2, 2015 8:35:30 GMT
Points speak louder than anything, unforch we have two. Hopefully after the Arsenal match is out of the way and the run of games that follows,points will be picked up to silence some of the moaners, but, of course, the start to the season will put huge pressure on the home games against Leicester and Bournemouth and neither will be guaranteed.
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Post by muglump on Sept 2, 2015 11:43:25 GMT
Points speak louder than anything, unforch we have two. Hopefully after the Arsenal match is out of the way and the run of games that follows,points will be picked up to silence some of the moaners, but, of course, the start to the season will put huge pressure on the home games against Leicester and Bournemouth and neither will be guaranteed. How dare you speak sense! Begone from this place! |
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Post by samba :) on Sept 2, 2015 11:45:37 GMT
Dont forget the valuable 'care in the community' role this forum provides as vital relief and a key outlet for those with:- inferiority complexes, attention cravings, attention deficit, schitzophrenics, the seriously deranged, emotionally damaged and the Manic depressives of Stoke of Trent Benjamin biscuit |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2015 11:46:26 GMT
Feltch it yourself..... idle bastard... I'm felching no-one you foul pervert. "The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum." - felching I regret googling that |
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Post by muglump on Sept 2, 2015 15:35:42 GMT
Well I'm sober now and at work and i find i still agree with myself. Here's to a good season for the mighty potters! I agree that some moaning spices things up but ffs it does get silly on here sometimes
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Post by Miles Offside on Sept 2, 2015 17:26:11 GMT
Look I might be slightly drunk, but is the level of moaning getting ridiculous on here. Being a Stokey I know that moaning is pretty much obligatory but for gods sake get a grip. We have got a better squad then we have had for a generation, a better chance of doing well than almost ever before. We've had one narrow home defeat, one great fight back and one mad carnival of a game in the league and now we're buggered. If one more miserable child tries to draw attention to themselves giving it the big man I will make it my business to find them and trust me they would regret it. Okay of course I don't mean it but sometimes this forum pisses me off beyond words. Keep the faith we are the potters and stop, fucking, moaning! The only boring, moaney bastards I've seen on here are those who don't share my opinions. Those who do share my opinions are a great bunch. |
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Post by blackpoolred on Sept 3, 2015 8:08:26 GMT
I'm felching no-one you foul pervert. "The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum." - felching I regret googling that How the feck to you suck semen out of your Anus, you would need one long and bendy straw to acheive that one. Not that I am asking for intstructions or anything Or that I have ever has semen up my arse Seriously are there really people in this world that stick a straw up someones arse to suck the semen out - that really is one shitty protein drink  |
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