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Post by mailman44 on Aug 30, 2015 22:06:16 GMT
Where would this board be without these two and their "out of the box" humor? I wager £100 these two lads are from the landed gentry, public school educations at either/or Cambridge or Oxford. One of them has a PhD at the least and the way they release the pressure of being the two smartest blokes in the UK is by "arvin' a laff" on the Old Oatie. They each have a trophy wife, houses in Chesire or Chester and are "to the manor born". I wouldn't be surprised if one of these blokes had the last name of Coates, and Bayern Oatcake does their gardening.
Come clean lads and tell us who you really are!
A bit of a "jack the lad" both of them!
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Aug 30, 2015 22:09:07 GMT
I live in a shit house in Fenton and went to Edensor.
Sorry to shatter your dreams.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Aug 30, 2015 22:18:01 GMT
I used to be a crack dealer but I got sacked because my personal hygiene is so poor.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2015 22:20:38 GMT
I can assure you that Bayern rarely leaves his computer chair and is an 'out-patient' for piles .
He doesn't do gardening .
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Post by mailman44 on Aug 30, 2015 23:56:51 GMT
I can assure you that Bayern rarely leaves his computer chair and is an 'out-patient' for piles . He doesn't do gardening . Do you think he has "Flower of Scotland" playing on a continuous loop on his home stereo? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2015 0:06:41 GMT
Some heavy brown nosing here. Where's the thread dedicated to me?!  |
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Post by mailman44 on Aug 31, 2015 0:12:13 GMT
Some heavy brown nosing here. Where's the thread dedicated to me?! These two lads have deserved this thread for ages, they are on a roll. To where I am not so sure, but if those two twits can steal a living as the stars of "Men in Blazers" on NBCSN then BM-S and PLB deserve their shot on Bear Pit TV! |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2015 0:31:04 GMT
Some heavy brown nosing here. Where's the thread dedicated to me?! These two lads have deserved this thread for ages, they are on a roll. To where I am not so sure, but if those two twits can steal a living as the stars of "Men in Blazers" on NBCSN then BM-S and PLB deserve their shot on Bear Pit TV! I was just jesting  Definitely need posters like those two about, takes quite a personality to counter the complete depression of the biscuit boy |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Aug 31, 2015 0:34:39 GMT
These two lads have deserved this thread for ages, they are on a roll. To where I am not so sure, but if those two twits can steal a living as the stars of "Men in Blazers" on NBCSN then BM-S and PLB deserve their shot on Bear Pit TV! I was just jesting Definitely need posters like those two about, takes quite a personality to counter the complete depression of the biscuit boy He's alright Benji Biscuit is. Does a marvellous piece in the Readers Digestive. |
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Post by tijuanabrass on Aug 31, 2015 0:56:00 GMT
I was just jesting Definitely need posters like those two about, takes quite a personality to counter the complete depression of the biscuit boy He's alright Benji Biscuit is. Does a marvellous piece in the Readers Digestive. Crumbs, I think you're being a bit Nice there. |
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Aug 31, 2015 23:03:53 GMT
Generally I'm not a fan of latent campness nor patent homo erotica.
But I'm four square behind these boys.
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Post by mailman44 on Sept 15, 2015 20:40:37 GMT
Sound lads each and every one. When times are darkest in the Stoke camp you can count on these lads to take the edge off.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Sept 15, 2015 22:35:16 GMT
Sound lads each and every one. When times are darkest in the Stoke camp you can count on these lads to take the edge off. There's dark. There's Opaque. There's completely lifeless infinity. Then there's the Oatie. |
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Post by mailman44 on Sept 16, 2015 0:33:40 GMT
Sound lads each and every one. When times are darkest in the Stoke camp you can count on these lads to take the edge off. There's dark. There's Opaque. There's completely lifeless infinity. Then there's the Oatie. Never were truer words spoken on this fine forum. |
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