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Post by roostershair on Aug 30, 2015 9:22:16 GMT
Today brought back so many memories of why I nearly packed in watching nogger altogether. Obviously he got us where we are but for the most part it was so suffocatingly dull; and if we played like they did (without Potterspecs) I can fucking see why we were such a loathesome club. In terms of Bojan vs Pulis... It reminded me of Jurassic Park. The sheer beauty and ingenuity of the human race (Bojan) vs some revolting dinosaur who's had his time but should have long been wiped out. I was more concerned with Bojan warming up and thinking of how I could warm his muscles up, by rubbing or stressing or whatever. As soon as his facial features came into view I belt forth a scream reminiscent of a raped camel. Dear old Edith on my left jumped like I'd just hooked her up to a car battery; which, ironically, I was using on myself only that morning to bring myself to nosebleed over my Catalan catamite. Normally I just use it until my epistaxis is at premium Heinz point, but today I blew it from both nostrils until I was able to nod my head and paint my erstwhile whitewashed walls in such fashion as our famous stripes. I can only assume that my bloodshed riled up our Boje to the extent that he realised his status as apex in our predatory footballing world; and became so enraged at the decade of faeces that was dolloped up to us, as his loyal clan, that he couldn't resist a go at owd Charver. I love Bojan so, so much and today has only confirmed my celibacy in lieu of his spicy chorizo. Simply put, I'd suck every drop of sperm from his Barcelona bollocks and gargle it all, and bloody gratefully. That's the nearest thing to sex I've heard!!!! 50 shades of Bojan methinks!
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Post by Olgrligm on Aug 30, 2015 9:22:38 GMT
Pulis is a club Legend, simple as that. But a proper cunt of the highest order as well Why? If possible, try to answer without sounding really, really paranoid.
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Post by boskampsflaps on Aug 30, 2015 9:24:58 GMT
Did you meet Hitler, no, so your Jury's still out on him then? He could have been a likeable chap in private
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Post by upthefud on Aug 30, 2015 9:34:38 GMT
It's almost comical the way that everyone on here is acting like he's personally raped their mothers. He did an amazing job for us and is doing good work since he's left. Literally cannot understand some on here. When he next does a bit of charity work for the DLT it'll be interesting to see how many maintain this petty hatred of our second most successful manager. Fuck off with your pathetic little agenda. Pulis reduced this club to a laughing stock in his final season with us - I'm so glad that he has nothing to do with us anymore. Do one. Did I read that right? Tony Pulis, who joined Stoke City after the club had suffered 5 straight defeats and our manager had ran off to be Howard Wilkinson's number 2 at Sunderland, who sat fourth bottom in the Championship and had spent nigh on 20 years outside of the top flight. Tony Pulis, who left Stoke City as a global brand, a stable top flight club who had played in Europe for the first time in 40 years and been to a first FA Cup final in 148 years of existence . Is that the Tony Pulis who turned us into a laughing stock? I'm sorry but I really think you should maybe let go.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2015 9:41:22 GMT
It's a toss up for who was the biggest wanker today, Oliver or Pulis. Pulis hands down. The red card was on the linesman's say so. Pulis was an utter cunt today from the moment he decided to run out of the tunnel at the exact time the stoke team was being read out. Absolute wanker of the highest order. I said exactly the same. And we predicted it up where we were sat. "He'll run out as we are cheering through the starting XI". And he did exactly that. Clapping above his head as he did so. What an unbelievable c&&t that bloke is. Cretinous. That should be the last welcome he ever gets from anyone connected with the club.
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Post by peterthornesboots on Aug 30, 2015 9:41:23 GMT
Fuck off with your pathetic little agenda. Pulis reduced this club to a laughing stock in his final season with us - I'm so glad that he has nothing to do with us anymore. Do one. Did I read that right? Tony Pulis, who joined Stoke City after the club had suffered 5 straight defeats and our manager had ran off to be Howard Wilkinson's number 2 at Sunderland, who sat fourth bottom in the Championship and had spent nigh on 20 years outside of the top flight. Tony Pulis, who left Stoke City as a global brand, a stable top flight club who had played in Europe for the first time in 40 years and been to a first FA Cup final in 148 years of existence . Is that the Tony Pulis who turned us into a laughing stock? I'm sorry but I really think you should maybe let go. This We really need to let go of all this Pulis paranoia. We all know that he helped build this club into what it is today. We all know his faults. Let's move on and let it go for God sake rather than continuously covering old ground.
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Post by GallysGuitar on Aug 30, 2015 9:46:20 GMT
Be interesting to see if Stoke do tunnel cam on their YouTube channel as they did against Liverpool.
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Post by slpmarc on Aug 30, 2015 10:08:09 GMT
Be interesting to see if Stoke do tunnel cam on their YouTube channel as they did against Liverpool. If they do the juicy stuff will no doubt be edited out
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Post by partickpotter on Aug 30, 2015 10:27:34 GMT
Pulis is a club Legend, simple as that. Agreed. But is it necessary to like our legends?
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Post by potterpaul on Aug 30, 2015 10:34:36 GMT
Pulis is a club Legend, simple as that. Agreed. But is it necessary to like our legends? Very True I rate Rory as a club legend, but I hated how we played for throw ins
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Post by johnsmithsupper on Aug 30, 2015 10:46:01 GMT
Bojan had completely lost it and for a minute it looked like he was going to smack Pulis and i have to say after his antics on the touchline today it would have been completely warranted.Pulis tried his fuckin best to get Pieters sent off after he squared up with Rondon and i've never seen Mark Bowen lose it as he did this afternoon.Disgraceful from Pulis and he's gone down in my estimation after today. I think its going to be an interesting show tonight
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Post by Sergeant Muttley on Aug 30, 2015 10:46:43 GMT
Bojan had completely lost it and for a minute it looked like he was going to smack Pulis and i have to say after his antics on the touchline today it would have been completely warranted.Pulis tried his fuckin best to get Pieters sent off after he squared up with Rondon and i've never seen Mark Bowen lose it as he did this afternoon.Disgraceful from Pulis and he's gone down in my estimation after today. I think its going to be an interesting show tonight It may well be mate
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Post by StokieSC on Aug 30, 2015 10:52:39 GMT
The Pulis happy clappy love in ceases.
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Post by march4 on Aug 30, 2015 11:31:58 GMT
Bojan was very, very, very lucky not to be sent off.
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Post by elystokie on Aug 30, 2015 12:46:10 GMT
Did I read that right? Tony Pulis, who joined Stoke City after the club had suffered 5 straight defeats and our manager had ran off to be Howard Wilkinson's number 2 at Sunderland, who sat fourth bottom in the Championship and had spent nigh on 20 years outside of the top flight. Tony Pulis, who left Stoke City as a global brand, a stable top flight club who had played in Europe for the first time in 40 years and been to a first FA Cup final in 148 years of existence . Is that the Tony Pulis who turned us into a laughing stock? I'm sorry but I really think you should maybe let go. This We really need to let go of all this Pulis paranoia. We all know that he helped build this club into what it is today. We all know his faults. Let's move on and let it go for God sake rather than continuously covering old ground. Old ground? Judging by the thread title what's being discussed happened yesterday.
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Post by clarkeda on Aug 30, 2015 12:48:29 GMT
Bojan was very, very, very lucky not to be sent off. What actually happened. I didn't see it at the ground.
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Post by Davef on Aug 30, 2015 12:52:10 GMT
Bojan was very, very, very lucky not to be sent off. Why?
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Post by Clayton Wood on Aug 30, 2015 12:56:35 GMT
Bojan was very, very, very lucky not to be sent off. Why? Because March hasn't got any SJW wind ups this week.
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Post by bathstoke on Aug 30, 2015 16:38:59 GMT
Looking at it objectively(I'd that's possible)I wonder whether BJ was being loyal to Hughes over the old order that he must have heard much about in the legends of the dressing room & just thought, £@#& it, I'm putting this baby to bed
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Post by stokie25 on Aug 30, 2015 17:46:16 GMT
Bojan was very, very, very lucky not to be sent off. ???
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2015 17:50:38 GMT
Bojan was very, very, very lucky not to be sent off. So was the rat in the hat.
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Post by mailman44 on Aug 30, 2015 18:11:24 GMT
Can't believe there is not a video about of this? And can someone please tell us what happened?
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Post by dutchstokie on Aug 30, 2015 18:13:42 GMT
Can't believe there is not a video about of this? And can someone please tell us what happened? Bojan refused to join 'he who shall not be named' in the shower....bad move
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Post by huddy on Aug 30, 2015 18:54:31 GMT
It's a bit of a touchline spat.Happens every game and shouldn't diminish what Tp did for this club.
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Post by skip on Aug 30, 2015 19:24:41 GMT
I don't understand the hate for pulis It's almost comical the way that everyone on here is acting like he's personally raped their mothers. He did an amazing job for us and is doing good work since he's left. Literally cannot understand some on here. When he next does a bit of charity work for the DLT it'll be interesting to see how many maintain this petty hatred of our second most successful manager. I respected his results if not his methods. When the loyalty is gone and all you are left with is to be on the receiving end of his methods it is difficult not to dislike the man. A lot.
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Post by davejohnno1 on Aug 30, 2015 19:36:24 GMT
Bojan was very, very, very lucky not to be sent off. Why? What did he do?
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Post by Sergeant Muttley on Aug 30, 2015 19:39:37 GMT
Bojan was very, very, very lucky not to be sent off. Why? What did he do? If Eddie hadn't pulled him back mate he'd have smacked Pulis because the red mist had come over and who could blame him after his antics yesterday.
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Post by davejohnno1 on Aug 30, 2015 19:43:38 GMT
If Eddie hadn't pulled him back mate he'd have smacked Pulis because the red mist had come over and who could blame him after his antics yesterday. So much for lacking fight and spirit eh?
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Post by Sergeant Muttley on Aug 30, 2015 19:44:45 GMT
If Eddie hadn't pulled him back mate he'd have smacked Pulis because the red mist had come over and who could blame him after his antics yesterday. So much for lacking fight and spirit eh? Bowen showed them all how to go on
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Post by davejohnno1 on Aug 30, 2015 20:10:27 GMT
So much for lacking fight and spirit eh? Bowen showed them all how to go on I've missed all this. What happened with Bowen?
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