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Post by Waggy on Jul 6, 2015 6:59:15 GMT
Hi folks
One is going to spain tomorrow and its my first time abroad. Can somebody tell me whos travelled abroad before , how i can access the latest stoke city news,i cannot speak spanish ( or read it) so there is no point buying a newspaper, does said country have the interweb? . Is my only option to phone father every 3 hours to see if a signing has emerged? . Im there for a week so a little worried about the situation. Also can one get by easily in Torremolinos without speaking spanish? Trevor, keith Alan and i cannot wait to see the culture, maybe have a ramble and have a mighty good time. We cant wait to have a tadte of Spain.
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Post by bathstoke on Jul 6, 2015 7:25:44 GMT
Youre mates with Keith Alen, Waggy!?! I knew he was adventurous, but I didn't realise he stretched to those lengths. Is Lily going too...
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Jul 6, 2015 7:53:14 GMT
It's very warm over there, so pack your Stoke City replica kit (it's designed for sports people and will help you manage sweat issues) and a sun hat. If you don't have a suitable hat, they have special ones over there called "Sombreros", choosing a local hat like this, will help you blend in.
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Post by harryburrows on Jul 6, 2015 7:58:50 GMT
It's like little Britain over there
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Post by crapslinger on Jul 6, 2015 8:06:36 GMT
It's like little Britain over there And who will be the only Gay in the village  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2015 8:58:30 GMT
Hang your bare arse over a balcony and you'll soon have more friends than you can handle .
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2015 9:05:00 GMT
It's very warm over there, so pack your Stoke City replica kit (it's designed for sports people and will help you manage sweat issues) and a sun hat. If you don't have a suitable hat, they have special ones over there called "Sombreros", choosing a local hat like this, will help you blend in. I miss the old Sombreros , they seem to have dropped out of fashion these days , I still wear one on a regular basis  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2015 9:05:37 GMT
Hang your bare arse over a balcony and you'll soon have more friends than you can handle . So that's how it's done ?  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2015 9:16:35 GMT
Hey Waggy...You will be fine. After all you coped well when you went to London, and London is a bigger city than Spain, and in London they don't speak English either.
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Post by Gods on Jul 6, 2015 10:18:31 GMT
It's very warm over there, so pack your Stoke City replica kit (it's designed for sports people and will help you manage sweat issues) and a sun hat. If you don't have a suitable hat, they have special ones over there called "Sombreros", choosing a local hat like this, will help you blend in. I miss the old Sombreros , they seem to have dropped out of fashion these days , I still wear one on a regular basis   |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2015 10:20:44 GMT
I miss the old Sombreros , they seem to have dropped out of fashion these days , I still wear one on a regular basis Yes two of my favourites .....  |
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Post by Waggy on Jul 6, 2015 11:24:39 GMT
Like Britain? I say, cant wait to stroll along the old promenade and sit in a tea room or 2 maybe ask for a scone with clotted cream. Is the food in torremilonos authentic traditional spanish - will i like it? Any recommendations
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Post by Waggy on Jul 6, 2015 11:25:53 GMT
I miss the old Sombreros , they seem to have dropped out of fashion these days , I still wear one on a regular basis My friend Trevor says the beach in this photo looks a lovely bit of sand |
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Post by Waggy on Jul 6, 2015 11:29:03 GMT
Youre mates with Keith Alen, Waggy!?! I knew he was adventurous, but I didn't realise he stretched to those lengths. Is Lily going too... No sir, keith and Allan. We dont no a lilly but Trevors favourite flower is a lilly he often says ' i really love a willy, but av to becareful as if a bit comes off the end it can make a right royal mess of the carpet' |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jul 6, 2015 11:32:26 GMT
My friend Trevor says the beach in this photo looks a lovely bit of sand It's very hot there waggy, don't forget your factor 30 mate. You'll have to get Trevor to put cream on your back, but I suspect he may be used to that. |
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Post by bathstoke on Jul 6, 2015 11:34:49 GMT
Pure filth
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Post by Waggy on Jul 6, 2015 11:40:10 GMT
My friend Trevor says the beach in this photo looks a lovely bit of sand It's very hot there waggy, don't forget your factor 30 mate. You'll have to get Trevor to put cream on your back, but I suspect he may be used to that. [brr Trevor has said he will do us all Bill so we dont burn. Is it that hot. Im taking cotton trousers and shirts for the day ( light weat) and a boater hat. Would you think i require shorts. If so must rush to a tailors |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jul 6, 2015 11:43:45 GMT
It's very hot there waggy, don't forget your factor 30 mate. You'll have to get Trevor to put cream on your back, but I suspect he may be used to that. [brr Trevor has said he will do us all Bill so we dont burn. Is it that hot. Im taking cotton trousers and shirts for the day ( light weat) and a boater hat. Would you think i require shorts. If so must rush to a tailors Get round Greenwoods Colin and get yourself some Speedos. Don't let Trevor take your inside leg measurement though.  |
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Post by Waggy on Jul 6, 2015 11:48:22 GMT
[brr Trevor has said he will do us all Bill so we dont burn. Is it that hot. Im taking cotton trousers and shirts for the day ( light weat) and a boater hat. Would you think i require shorts. If so must rush to a tailors Get round Greenwoods Colin and get yourself some Speedos. Don't let Trevor take your inside leg measurement though. . By gum im nipping up to meet keith i rang and explained the situation and he says " colin your nuts. Get up here and buy 6 pairs of shorts' not sure about the old speedos but if thats what beach wear is required then what will be., i had better phone Trevor |
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Post by Waggy on Jul 6, 2015 11:50:18 GMT
Bill, i question about beaches. You have previously mentioned things about beaches in Espana that have caught my eye . Do you know of any decent beaches we could go near torremilinos
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jul 6, 2015 12:02:17 GMT
Bill, i question about beaches. You have previously mentioned things about beaches in Espana that have caught my eye . Do you know of any decent beaches we could go near torremilinos All the beaches are nice Waggy. If you fancy some bird watching there are plenty there to catch your eye. Just make sure you have your sunglasses on and don't show your mum any of the photos.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2015 12:03:34 GMT
Like Britain? I say, cant wait to stroll along the old promenade and sit in a tea room or 2 maybe ask for a scone with clotted cream. Is the food in torremilonos authentic traditional spanish - will i like it? Any recommendations The Burger and Chips are very authentic I'm lead to believe  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2015 12:06:18 GMT
Bill, i question about beaches. You have previously mentioned things about beaches in Espana that have caught my eye . Do you know of any decent beaches we could go near torremilinos All the beaches are nice Waggy. If you fancy some bird watching there are plenty there to catch your eye. Just make sure you have your sunglasses on and don't show your mum any of the photos. I bet you have seen a tit of two there over the years Bill ? |
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Post by Waggy on Jul 6, 2015 12:08:06 GMT
Bill, i question about beaches. You have previously mentioned things about beaches in Espana that have caught my eye . Do you know of any decent beaches we could go near torremilinos All the beaches are nice Waggy. If you fancy some bird watching there are plenty there to catch your eye. Just make sure you have your sunglasses on and don't show your mum any of the photos. Thank you hope to see some birds i will take the old binoculars. |
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Post by Waggy on Jul 6, 2015 12:08:56 GMT
Like Britain? I say, cant wait to stroll along the old promenade and sit in a tea room or 2 maybe ask for a scone with clotted cream. Is the food in torremilonos authentic traditional spanish - will i like it? Any recommendations The Burger and Chips are very authentic I'm lead to believe Burger and ruddy chips ( sorry about the old language) its spain not America |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jul 6, 2015 12:11:09 GMT
All the beaches are nice Waggy. If you fancy some bird watching there are plenty there to catch your eye. Just make sure you have your sunglasses on and don't show your mum any of the photos. I bet you have seen a tit of two there over the years Bill ? Hi Bish, are you out in Lanzarote at the moment? I think waggy and his lot will love the views on the beaches, apart from Trevor, who sounds like he might not be so keen. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2015 12:11:52 GMT
The Burger and Chips are very authentic I'm lead to believe Burger and ruddy chips ( sorry about the old language) its spain not America But that's authentic cuisine for southern Spain .....what are you expecting ? |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2015 12:14:24 GMT
I bet you have seen a tit of two there over the years Bill ? Hi Bish, are you out in Lanzarote at the moment? I think waggy and his lot will love the views on the beaches, apart from Trevor, who sounds like he might not be so keen. Afraid not Bill ,still Costa del Blackpool at the moment  |
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Post by Waggy on Jul 6, 2015 12:15:05 GMT
Burger and ruddy chips ( sorry about the old language) its spain not America But that's authentic cuisine for southern Spain .....what are you expecting ? Spanish dishes. We were sold authentic spain by the travel agent- Barry Jones. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2015 12:21:08 GMT
But that's authentic cuisine for southern Spain .....what are you expecting ? Spanish dishes. We were sold authentic spain by the travel agent- Barry Jones. Don't go to Toremolinos then |
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