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Post by Waggy on Jul 1, 2015 19:26:19 GMT
Dear Mr Shaqiri
Having heard of a bid of £12 m offered for your services at the club i support, can i just say come along old boy.
You however may have heard some negative things about our WONDERFUL city but let me enlighten you:
- Trentham Garden lovely gardens to have a stroll on a sunday afternoon
- consall, I'm an avid twitcher with my good friends Trevoe, Alan and Keith. You could join us if you like on a saturday morning to spot a thrush or tit etc you're welcome as long as you wear camouflage.
- peaks, lovely walking around this area many a wonderful village to get the picnic out, i recommend a scotch egg and a cup of bovril whilst sitting in on a rock.
Where to live you ask- Alderley Edge is a favourite amongst the footballing world , easily reach The Brittannia Stadium and Clayton Wood in 50 minutes , some say 42 but lets stick to the speed limits as they are there for a reason.
I hope you read this with excitement and if you need good advice on what to wear in a foriegn country my good friend Keith is a fashion advisor for Greenwoods meanswear , i'm sure he will sort you out.
Anyway the choice is yours but i'm sure you're reading this with excitement.
Yours sincerely
Colin W Wagg - upper tier season ticket holder
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Post by Gordon Marshall on Jul 1, 2015 20:07:05 GMT
You have won me over Colin. I'm staying in Stoke now after reading this i love the place.
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Post by hartzchoco on Jul 1, 2015 20:10:57 GMT
Well, that oughtta do it then.
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Post by scfc75 on Jul 1, 2015 20:13:01 GMT
If this doesn't draw him in, there's something seriously f*cked up with modern day footballers.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jul 1, 2015 20:14:35 GMT
Dear Mr Shaqiri Having heard of a bid of £12 m offered for your services at the club i support, can i just say come along old boy. You however may have heard some negative things about our WONDERFUL city but let me enlighten you: - Trentham Garden lovely gardens to have a stroll on a sunday afternoon - consall, I'm an avid twitcher with my good friends Trevoe, Alan and Keith. You could join us if you like on a saturday morning to spot a thrush or tit etc you're welcome as long as you wear camouflage. - peaks, lovely walking around this area many a wonderful village to get the picnic out, i recommend a scotch egg and a cup of bovril whilst sitting in on a rock. Where to live you ask- Alderley Edge is a favourite amongst the footballing world , easily reach The Brittannia Stadium and Clayton Wood in 50 minutes , some say 42 but lets stick to the speed limits as they are there for a reason. I hope you read this with excitement and if you need good advice on what to wear in a foriegn country my good friend Keith is a fashion advisor for Greenwoods meanswear , i'm sure he will sort you out. Anyway the choice is yours but i'm sure you're reading this with excitement. Yours sincerely Colin W Wagg - upper tier season ticket holder If he does come , you'll have to get your mum to crochet him a welcome blanket with his initials on Waggy. |
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Post by Waggy on Jul 1, 2015 20:59:22 GMT
Dear Mr Shaqiri Having heard of a bid of £12 m offered for your services at the club i support, can i just say come along old boy. You however may have heard some negative things about our WONDERFUL city but let me enlighten you: - Trentham Garden lovely gardens to have a stroll on a sunday afternoon - consall, I'm an avid twitcher with my good friends Trevoe, Alan and Keith. You could join us if you like on a saturday morning to spot a thrush or tit etc you're welcome as long as you wear camouflage. - peaks, lovely walking around this area many a wonderful village to get the picnic out, i recommend a scotch egg and a cup of bovril whilst sitting in on a rock. Where to live you ask- Alderley Edge is a favourite amongst the footballing world , easily reach The Brittannia Stadium and Clayton Wood in 50 minutes , some say 42 but lets stick to the speed limits as they are there for a reason. I hope you read this with excitement and if you need good advice on what to wear in a foriegn country my good friend Keith is a fashion advisor for Greenwoods meanswear , i'm sure he will sort you out. Anyway the choice is yours but i'm sure you're reading this with excitement. Yours sincerely Colin W Wagg - upper tier season ticket holder If he does come , you'll have to get your mum to crochet him a welcome blanket with his initials on Waggy. Bill, mother has insisted if he arrives at our wonderful club i will nip around and welcome him with her homemade cottage pie ( obviously i will require his address). |
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Post by StokeAz on Jul 1, 2015 21:21:26 GMT
Trent ham gardens r boring!
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Post by bathstoke on Jul 1, 2015 21:22:54 GMT
If he does come , you'll have to get your mum to crochet him a welcome blanket with his initials on Waggy. Bill, mother has insisted if he arrives at our wonderful club i will nip around and welcome him with her homemade cottage pie ( obviously i will require his address). I don't know what the Swiss eat Wag, but I don't think it's cottage pie  |
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Post by sheikhmomo on Jul 1, 2015 21:24:55 GMT
If he does come , you'll have to get your mum to crochet him a welcome blanket with his initials on Waggy. Bill, mother has insisted if he arrives at our wonderful club i will nip around and welcome him with her homemade cottage pie ( obviously i will require his address). Never mind Cottage Pie, Col, the Swiss national dish is Raclette. You just need to generate some hot cheese and dribble it over a couple of potatoes or pickled onions. I'm sure you and Trevor wont let Xherdan down. |
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Post by stokewombat on Jul 1, 2015 21:31:59 GMT
Bill, mother has insisted if he arrives at our wonderful club i will nip around and welcome him with her homemade cottage pie ( obviously i will require his address). I don't know what the Swiss eat Wag, but I don't think it's cottage pie
Swiss Cottage pie? 
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jul 1, 2015 21:33:59 GMT
If he does come , you'll have to get your mum to crochet him a welcome blanket with his initials on Waggy. Bill, mother has insisted if he arrives at our wonderful club i will nip around and welcome him with her homemade cottage pie ( obviously i will require his address). You can't beat a bit of cottage pie Colin. Just ask Joe. I expect one of the SLP boys could find out Shaqiri's address for you. They seem to spend their spare time stalking around Clayton wood with their Binos.  |
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Post by enuntio on Jul 1, 2015 23:48:28 GMT
Does he know you can see the wrekin from up ash bank? What about the dizzy heights of dilhorne and the expanse of the leek moors? But most of all, has he seen the wonderful and world recognised great statue of the great Sir Stanley Mathews that is sited at the Britannia Stadium. If he comes here Waggy then his career will only go up ;-)
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Post by ayem on Jul 2, 2015 0:00:56 GMT
You get to spend holidays with a shirtless Bojan and Muni...
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Post by stokeny on Jul 2, 2015 1:16:05 GMT
Convinced me, house on the market in the morning. Au revoir New York, nice try but you need to sort out the oatcake shortage to be taken seriously as a half decent city.
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Post by mateybass on Jul 2, 2015 2:00:04 GMT
Dear Mr Shaqiri Having heard of a bid of £12 m offered for your services at the club i support, can i just say come along old boy. You however may have heard some negative things about our WONDERFUL city but let me enlighten you: - Trentham Garden lovely gardens to have a stroll on a sunday afternoon - consall, I'm an avid twitcher with my good friends Trevoe, Alan and Keith. You could join us if you like on a saturday morning to spot a thrush or tit etc you're welcome as long as you wear camouflage. - peaks, lovely walking around this area many a wonderful village to get the picnic out, i recommend a scotch egg and a cup of bovril whilst sitting in on a rock. Where to live you ask- Alderley Edge is a favourite amongst the footballing world , easily reach The Brittannia Stadium and Clayton Wood in 50 minutes , some say 42 but lets stick to the speed limits as they are there for a reason. I hope you read this with excitement and if you need good advice on what to wear in a foriegn country my good friend Keith is a fashion advisor for Greenwoods meanswear , i'm sure he will sort you out. Anyway the choice is yours but i'm sure you're reading this with excitement. Yours sincerely Colin W Wagg - upper tier season ticket holder Call yourself a Stokie?... you forgot to mention oatcakes!! |
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Post by scfc2014 on Jul 2, 2015 2:27:51 GMT
Stokes wank Shaqiri,hanley and castle are shit these days,hope you come though cause manchester and brum are not far,and nottingham is pretty good as well
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jul 2, 2015 4:36:13 GMT
If he gets homesick,all he has to do, is call into a shop and buy a Toblerone.  |
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Post by Waggy on Jul 2, 2015 5:28:16 GMT
Bill, mother has insisted if he arrives at our wonderful club i will nip around and welcome him with her homemade cottage pie ( obviously i will require his address). You can't beat a bit of cottage pie Colin. Just ask Joe. I expect one of the SLP boys could find out Shaqiri's address for you. They seem to spend their spare time stalking around Clayton wood with their Binos. I have tried many a time to obtain bojans address as my good friend Trevor is desperate to give him something but had no luck and infact have been told ' do not ask again' |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jul 2, 2015 7:00:04 GMT
You can't beat a bit of cottage pie Colin. Just ask Joe. I expect one of the SLP boys could find out Shaqiri's address for you. They seem to spend their spare time stalking around Clayton wood with their Binos. I have tried many a time to obtain bojans address as my good friend Trevor is desperate to give him something but had no luck and infact have been told ' do not ask again' Trevor isn't Bojan Mackay or PLB is he Colin. They desperately want to give Bojan something too. Maybe you could hang around Lidl as he must be shopping there while he's on SSP. |
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Post by skip on Jul 2, 2015 8:23:06 GMT
Is that what is known I journalism circles as a puff piece?
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Post by muglump on Jul 2, 2015 8:24:30 GMT
Trent ham gardens r boring! and just one word |
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Post by Gods on Jul 2, 2015 8:34:56 GMT
Is that what is known I journalism circles as a puff piece? I would say so, both literally and figuratively! |
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Post by podolipotter on Jul 2, 2015 10:55:55 GMT
Swiss Roll?
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Post by Waggy on Jul 2, 2015 15:37:58 GMT
Trent ham gardens r boring! You obviously haven't walked around the lake,the array of plants , birds and insects is a sight to behold |
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Post by Waggy on Jul 2, 2015 15:39:37 GMT
I have tried many a time to obtain bojans address as my good friend Trevor is desperate to give him something but had no luck and infact have been told ' do not ask again' Trevor isn't Bojan Mackay or PLB is he Colin. They desperately want to give Bojan something too. Maybe you could hang around Lidl as he must be shopping there while he's on SSP. No Trevor is not on the interworld of computing he has to borrow my internet, he often lends a key and pops around in the afternoon before i return from work |
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Post by bathstoke on Jul 2, 2015 15:52:29 GMT
Swiss Chard
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Post by StokeAz on Jul 2, 2015 17:08:21 GMT
Trent ham gardens r boring! You obviously haven't walked around the lake,the array of plants , birds and insects is a sight to behold Boring... I'm not interested in that kind of thing at my young age... |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jul 2, 2015 17:23:40 GMT
Trevor isn't Bojan Mackay or PLB is he Colin. They desperately want to give Bojan something too. Maybe you could hang around Lidl as he must be shopping there while he's on SSP. No Trevor is not on the interworld of computing he has to borrow my internet, he often lends a key and pops around in the afternoon before i return from work You should be careful who you give your password out to Colin. He might be accessing adult only sites, or robbing old ladies with e-mail scams on your computer. Are you sure he's the sort of bloke who you can trust with access to your back door mate? |
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Post by Waggy on Jul 2, 2015 18:10:33 GMT
You obviously haven't walked around the lake,the array of plants , birds and insects is a sight to behold Boring... I'm not interested in that kind of thing at my young age... How old are you laddie? I were birdwatching and rambling from 14 years of age. I say get out and about you never know until you try |
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Post by Waggy on Jul 2, 2015 18:12:00 GMT
Boring... I'm not interested in that kind of thing at my young age... How old are you laddie? I were birdwatching and rambling from 14 years of age. I say get out and about you never know until you try Shaqiri may like a nice stroll on a sunday afternoon spotting butterflys and having a look at a variety of birds |
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