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Post by metalhead on Jun 3, 2015 11:41:00 GMT
I just walked past Alex Ferguson in a crappy little cafe in Wilmslow. I wasn't sure it was him, so I looked twice at him and kind of smiled (couldn't help it when I recognized who it was) and he pulled a big cheeky smile back. He either thought I was a Man Utd fan or very much NOT a Man Utd fan. Still, strange seeing him there. Tempted to ask him whether he'd be Sparky's assistant
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Post by kustokie on Jun 3, 2015 11:48:28 GMT
Could be an idea. Tad far for my first time old boy. If i did come over it would have to be on a virgin. Better class i say. Waggy lad Orlando in July sounds like Birmingham with all the tourists about. Walk around I-Drive and Disney and all you see are pale geezers in print shorts and Football tops from all the divisions of the football league on their hols. don't forget the sandals with socks.
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Post by mailman44 on Jun 3, 2015 14:49:11 GMT
Waggy Lad, If I recall you partake of a jar of Stout on occasion, am I correct? Then another good reason to come over to America, you need to try Left Hand Brewery's Milk Stout it is out of this world, really smooth and creamy. With your refined palate you would appreciate it. That sounds devine. May take a plane across to the us of a sometime take a tour. What do local folk think of us brits. Would trevor and i fit in with the lads and lasses over the pond Well Waggy Lad with your impeccable fashion sense, chivalrous manners, and refined palate you would stick out like a sore thumb. That being said it would not be a bad thing. Folks here in the South/ Florida are very friendly and would accept you with open arms. The hardest thing for you to get over are all the scantily clad young ladies fawning over you and your British accent.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jun 3, 2015 15:23:28 GMT
[br Trevor and i have been talking and we think we would like to go abroad ( i have told mother thinking of going to help me decide my voting in the EU referendum) , she is asking father if he wants to go ( never asked but mother knows best) . Out good froends Alanband Keith are going Masspolomas in Gran Canaria but a bit too far for first time. Any recomendations billy in some of the places you have on your beach holiday Waggy if I were you I'd stick to mainland Spain. Not only is Maspalomas a bit shite, but it's also full of wrong 'uns. There is a good nudie beach there for your ' bird watching', but it's also over run with left footers. I'm not sure Keith will like it, but I'm pretty sure Trevor will be in heaven. No mate go to either Spain or the South of France, you can get some proper entente cordiale going there and that's for sure. The local gals are not shy of stripping off on the beach and no-one can see what you're looking at behind your dark glasses.
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Post by Waggy on Jun 3, 2015 16:25:45 GMT
Decisions decisions. 1/ kustokie quick point why would any man go barefoot in a sadfle, think of blisters, stubbed toes and any general mess on pavements etc. 2/ us of a sounds great with stout and scotch eggs being a bonus. Also like the fact i may fit in well. 3/ south of france or spanish beaches are appealing to me ( not because of naked females but the thought of a nice sandy beach). I would be definitely taking my binoculars and note pad.
Think i will talk to Trevor and pursuade keith and Alan on this laddies tour. It will be such fun. Just got to try and not encourage mother to come along. Father's told her to let me go with my friends, i might even get a ride but as i said to father i wont be riding anything that has not got a safety certificate as injuries abroad are not recommend.
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Post by Waggy on Jun 3, 2015 16:26:23 GMT
Point 1/ spelling mistake- sandle
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jun 3, 2015 17:31:25 GMT
Decisions decisions. 1/ kustokie quick point why would any man go barefoot in a sadfle, think of blisters, stubbed toes and any general mess on pavements etc. 2/ us of a sounds great with stout and scotch eggs being a bonus. Also like the fact i may fit in well. 3/ south of france or spanish beaches are appealing to me ( not because of naked females but the thought of a nice sandy beach). I would be definitely taking my binoculars and note pad. Think i will talk to Trevor and pursuade keith and Alan on this laddies tour. It will be such fun. Just got to try and not encourage mother to come along. Father's told her to let me go with my friends, i might even get a ride but as i said to father i wont be riding anything that has not got a safety certificate as injuries abroad are not recommend. That's true Colin. You should always take precautions when you are expecting to get a ride. It reminds me of when I went to Riga on a stag do. I certainly picked up more than I expected on that ride if you get my drift. I had to take antibiotics for a month when I got home.
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Post by turfite on Jun 3, 2015 17:52:34 GMT
Should have asked him if he was off to Sunderland as well Dave mate. As there's nothing I'd love more to see that shower of shite sink even more . Dyche is a good manager, just too focused on British talent and too reluctant to buy foreign Incorrect. Dyche has said that he'll buy anyone who he thinks is good enough regardless of nationality. He's mainly bought British because we didn't have a European scouting network which is now being sorted. He went over to Norway in March to get Fredrik Ulvestad to sign for us. And if you include Ashley Barnes as being Austrian then that makes two foreigners.
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Post by turfite on Jun 3, 2015 17:54:29 GMT
I was going to ask him about our alleged interest in trippier but I couldn't be arsed :-) You mean you bottled it and mucked your trousers?
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Post by davejohnno1 on Jun 3, 2015 18:29:36 GMT
I was going to ask him about our alleged interest in trippier but I couldn't be arsed :-) You mean you bottled it and mucked your trousers? Not at all. He had his picture taken with my little lad and we spoke about our respective holiday's. I congratulated him on a job well done in relegating your shower of shite and wished him luck for next season. I literally couldn't be arsed to ask about Trippier. There is nothing to bottle when talking to a fellow passenger flying out of a common mans holiday destination in cattle class transport (he actually had emergency exit seats if it's of any interest to you). As mentioned above, he seems like a thoroughly decent chap and is far too good for your poxy club! EDIT - Just for the record, the thread is actually an "in joke" to those who have been around this forum long enough to recall a certain near encounter a regular poster on this forum had with the (not so) legendary Wayne Thomas. That particular thread is more legendary than the player.
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Post by haway on Jun 3, 2015 20:39:17 GMT
Dyche is a good manager, just too focused on British talent and too reluctant to buy foreign Incorrect. Dyche has said that he'll buy anyone who he thinks is good enough regardless of nationality. He's mainly bought British because we didn't have a European scouting network which is now being sorted. He went over to Norway in March to get Fredrik Ulvestad to sign for us. And if you include Ashley Barnes as being Austrian then that makes two foreigners. Didn't realise that, apologies
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